Chapter 4: Humphrey's Den (written on September 3rd, 2015)

"Ha, ha. Just look at that thing," said one Alpha. Erika was walking down the mountain, crying while, one by one, Alphas were making fun of her.

"Goodness, look at that wolf!" Can-do pointed out. "If you can call it that."

"Hey! Nice fur!" said someone else.

Humphrey was behind her, watching all of it. He acted fast to get her out of there.

"Wait! Excuse me, sir!" he yelled.

"Just leave me alone!" She leaped and pinned him to the ground.

"No! No! No! I'm not here to hurt you! I'm offering you a place to stay." She backed away her teeth in surprise.

"Really?"

"Yes. It's a place far from here where you don't have to worry about these guys."

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" She hugged him tight unexpectedly.

"Oh..."

"Can we please go now? I want to escape this area."

"Sure. Me too. Erika, right?"

"Yeah... I'm a female by the way."

"Uhh... okay. I'm not sure why you brought that up."

"It's a long story."

"Well, best we go to the den. We can talk there. "

Later, at Humphrey's den…

"Welcome to my den!" said Humphrey. "I'm sorry about all the dust; I've been spending a lot of my time with my fiancée.

"Oh, it's good. It's better than nothing." She sat down inside. The Omega followed and sat across from her.

"What's the matter?"

"What?"

"You seem embarrassed every time I look at you."

"I'm just a little cautious. I've had a very bad day."

"Hm. I wonder what's the deal with other wolves. Why do they hate you so much?"

"I think it's because I'm different. I have nothing appealing to show."

"I disagree. I think everybody is good-looking."

"Really?"

"Yeah and now knowing that you're actually a female, I think you're one of the most beautiful wolves I've ever seen. I mean it. Those Alphas have no idea what they're saying." Her heart raced. She had never heard such words ever in her entire life.

"Oh, um, thank you so much! That means a lot to me. I'm glad there are at least some wolves in the pack who see it, especially when I have so many things wrong about me."

"Nothing is wrong about you! You're perfect. I wouldn't like it any other way."

"Do you truly promise that?"

"On my heart," he declared.

"Like what makes my round ears so special? Or my short tail?"

"Well, umm think of them as advantages. With round ears, you are able to pick up more subtle sounds than the rest of us wolves. And with a short tail, you're less likely to get caught running through brush while hunting."

"I can't believe I never thought of that! I feel so dumb now!"

"See," said Humphrey. "There's more to you than you know."

"Yeah! Wait, but what about my dick?"

"Pardon?" The Omega shook his head in utter confusion.

"You know... dick."

"I'm sorry, what? I swear, did you just call me a 'dick'?"

"What? No! I mean the thing in between your back legs."

"What about my dick?"

"No! I mean mine! What about mine?!"

"Uhh... we're thinking about the same thing right?"

"I don't know. I believe one of the Alphas also called it a 'penis'."

"Wait a minute. I thought you were a female."

"I am! Look, you can see my teats!" She showed them to him.

"Teats? Wait, are you saying you're a female with a penis?"

"I was asking you how me having one is advantageous, yes." Humphrey dropped his jaw and stood quiet. "Uh, are you okay?"

"This is a trick! I know it! This is all a joke," he yelled.

"What? No, it's not! I really do have one!"

"Prove it!"

She got on her back in front of Humphrey and opened up her back legs. He didn't see anything there. "This is stupid!" he shouted.

"No! Look, just gently touch my back toes." He did with his paw. At first, nothing happened, but then he was astonished by what he saw next. Between her legs, the fleshy organ came out. It was skinny and had a dark grey color. Humphrey then held his own genitals in jealousy as Erika's thing grew three times the length than what was normal for a male wolf. He simply could not describe in his head what he watched. At the end of the organ was a big opening where the tip resembled a folded leaf.

"How long have you had this?" he asked.

"It appeared when I hit puberty at the beginning of last winter."

"Wow. Winston was right. You are a hybrid."

"They told me it was dysfunctional, that it'll never work on another female wolf. I think they're wrong though."

"Why is that?"

"Well, it's capable of an erection."

"Wait, what you just showed me wasn't an erection?"

"No. That was me. I can actually pull it in or out myself. It's hard to do though, so I don't do it often. I've only seen my real erection once when I first realized I had a penis."

"That's... interesting..."

"At that time when I was a pup, it grew faster than the rest of my body did, so it was longer than my body from tail to snout, and it constantly made walking difficult for me for a while."

"Huh..."

A howl was heard across the mountains. It was Kate. "Umm, sorry Erika. I have to go... umm... Nice talking to you. You really showed me some disturbing things..."

"I hope you don't disapprove of me," she begged.

"No, no, I don't. I just uh... need time to process this... Um, bye."

"Bye, Humphrey." Upon leaving, Humphrey uttered his only words of what he had to say about what he learned exclusively in his head.

"My goodness... There's a she-wolf out there... who's bigger than me!"