*Sirens* (the bell type not the fishy-mermaid-evil-thingys-type* PREPARE FOR LONGEST AUTHORS NOTE EVER *sirens*

I'm wounded guys. I was just looking at stats and saw one of my chapters was entitled 'Death Breathe Like Breathe Mints'. Death BREATHE likes BREATHE mints! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME! I've been looking like an idiot on fanfiction for ages now.

I've fixed it now, but for future reference, PLEASE tell me if something is completely stupid and needs fixing. It was an honest mistake. I passed grade 2- I promise :)

So in my last chapter I left a note in my notes saying "Hey guys! I know no ones reading this so I HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. If anyone sends me a review telling me I was abducted by aliens, I'll give you a shout out.

Because you're that awesome."

I keep my promises.

So here's a shout out to everyone who actually read what I write and uses for their eyes for the Gods intended purposes: TO READ ABOUT HOW AWESOME PERCY JACKSON IS!

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There were also so many guests that reviewed so that you for that.

I love every single one of you and I always smile when I see a review in my emails. I read every single one of them.

This chapter is dedicated to a guest who wrote the following comment: I AM NOT WAITING AT ALL! 2 MONTHS? ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS LIKE REALLY? LAST TIME IT WAS JUST A WEEK BUT 2 MONTHS?

Well-here it is- whoever you are

Chapter 11:

Percy POV

'You are very hungry. You are going to wake up soon and go and eat as much as you can fit in your body. Even down those chicken legs,' my stomach told me solemnly as it floated at eye height.

'I do not have chicken legs!' I protested, pointing a finger at my stomach. 'I'll have you know that these legs have been sculpted to perfection tha-'

I was woken up suddenly by something soft being hit over the top of my head.

Isn't it strange that something so soft can be used for such evil?

I opened my eyes and they focused on a very busy son of Hades scuttling around the room frantically stuffing things into his book-bag.

'Percy wake up, you were talking to your stomach in your sleep again. We're going to be late, get up,' he said, not sparing me a second glance.

I hate mornings so, so much.

I rolled myself off the bed but landed face first after misjudging how far I was from the side (A/N: Don't you hate that?) resulting in a rather large 'thunk' from the creaky floorboards.

'Well that was graceful,' Nico stated dryly, his lips quirking in amusement.

'Shut up Death Breath, you've done it to.'

The boy in question turned away but not before I saw the embarrassed look gracing his features.

'Come on, we'll be late,' Nico said avoiding eye contact.

Percy: 1 Nico: 0

Hermione POV:

'A fork looking thing? Well, that's very useful information,' I said to the two idiots infront of me.

'I could draw it?' Harry said, trying to give me some sort of useful information.

I handed him a piece of parchment and using his own quill, he began a messy sketch of said 'fork thing'.

'There,' he said, sliding the drawing back to me a minute later. I took one look at the drawing and rolled my eyes.

'That's a trident guys. Do you know nothing?' Harry and Ron glanced at eachother, back to me and shook their heads.

Why am I friends with these idiots?

'What does it mean,' Ron asked, staring at the rough sketch.

'I can't remember, but it's related somehow to one of the Greek Gods.' I said as I ran my finger along titles of the libraries endless bookshelves and once I had found what I was looking form, pulled out an aged book titled 'Classical Mythology'.

I slammed the large book down on the desk and flipped it open to chapter titles and scanned the list until I came across a name I remembered was somehow linked to the ancient symbol. I ushered the boys over when I found the paragraph I was looking for.

'A trident is a three-pronged spear. It is use for spear fishing and historically as a polearm. The trident is the weapon of Poseidon, or Neptune, the god of the sea in classical mythology. It is said to have power over the sea.'

'What did you say the letters were on his arm?' I asked, keeping my eyes glued to the paragraph. Harry grabbed the paper with the sketch and wrote the letters S*P*Q*R at the bottom of the page.

I flipped to the Roman section where I briefly remembered seeing the letters and found another piece of useful information.

'SPQR is an acronym from a Latin phrase, Senātus Populusque Rōmānus ("The Senate and People of Rome"; Classical Latin: [sɛˈnaː.tʊs pɔ.pʊˈɫʊs.kᶣɛ roːˈmaː.nʊs]), referring to the government of the ancient Roman Republic, and used as an official emblem of the modern-day comune (municipality) of Rome.'

'Do you know what this means?' I said, sideways at my best friends.

They responded with blank stares.

'This makes so much sense!' I said, excited I had finally cracked the code.

'What does?' they both asked in sync.

'Percy has a Roman tattoo of a weapon wielded by an Ancient Roman god burned into his arm,' I explained slowly. I saw the realization settle on their faces.

'Do you think Percy is actually Neptune?' Harry asked me skeptically.

'There's only one way to find out. We corner him after class,' I said. I was met with two nods from both boys as I slipped the book back into its place on the shelves.

We're so close to solving this puzzle! I thought to myself as we walked to History.

Percy POV

I rushed into history and took my seat next to Annabeth just as the professor started talking.

'Why were you late?' she whispered to me.

'I'll tell you later,' I said and shut up when I saw the professor looking at us.

'For the next week, we will be touching on our ancestory. No, I'm not talking about the founders of this school- I'm talking about the Greek Gods.'

All the halfbloods exchanged confused glaces. I shot Annabeth a look. 'Did you know about this?' I mouthed to her.

'No,' she mouthed back, her eyes darting towards the teacher.

'A long, long time ago, wizards were created by the Greek Goddess of Magic, Hecate.' The realization struck- these people were Hecate's doing.

The professor then went on to tall about who Hecate was and other figures in Greek Mythology.

I grabbed the corner of a piece of partchment, ripped it off and scribbled a not to Annabeth.

νομίζετε ότι το Συμβούλιο έχει επίγνωση των μάγων (do you think the council is aware of the wizards?)

She looked at it and started scribbling her reply underneath my own.

πώς θα μπορούσαν να μην ξέρουν . Δεν θα είναι εύκολο για την Εκάτη να κρύψει (how could they not be? They wouldn't be easy for Hecate to hide).

I was about to write a reply but suddenly the note was flying into the hands of the teacher. He unfolded it it and then looked at us in shock.

'You know how to write in Greek?' he said, puzzled.

'We're all fluent sir,' Annabeth replied, standing proud.

'Every single one of you?' he said, looking at all the half bloods.

'ναί' (yes) we all replied in unison.

'Ok then,' he said, clearly not processing the information. 'Can yo please give the class an example conversation out the front please?' I shrugged and rose to my my feet along with the other demigods.

(A/N: everything in italics is spoken in Greek. Capich?)

'So why we you later this morning?' Annabeth accused, her hands on her hips.

'I woke up late again,' I said sheepishly.

'He was dreaming about his stomach again,' Nico chipped in, grinning.

'What have I told you about that Kelp Head?' Thalia said, smacking me over the head.

'I was hungry!' I said indigently. 'I am allowed to dream about food. It's better than dreaming about…other things.'

Everyone had a sad and pitying look on their faces but then Leo's expression morphed into a curious one.

'Have you ever met your niece?'

Thalia POV

'What the hell are you talking about?' Percy said in shock.

'You know, have you met Ariel?' Leo repeated. Most of us realized what he was on about and clutched our stomachs, battling against waves of hysteria.

'I don't know what you're talking about. Wise girl, what is he talking about?' Percy said looking to his girlfriend for advice. His face was enough to set me off. His facial expression was a mixture between horror, shock and complete and utter confusion.

'Have you ever seen the movie 'The Little Mermaid' Percy?' I asked him, giggling uncontrollably.

'No. Should I?' he asked, panicked.

'In this movie, there is a little mermaid named Ariel. Can you guess who her father is?'

'It isn't,' he asked, looking appalled.

'He has a beard and everything,' Nico said between gasps. The rest of the class was looking at us in confusion and shock and I could only imagine what we looked like. 8 near hysterical teenagers laughing like no tomorrow and Percy. Poor Percy. He looked like someone has just told him a rat died in his bed.

'That is so not true! I do not have any mermaid nieces!' Percy said to us.

'That you know about,' Leo giggled.

'I think that's enough,' the professor said and we once again took our seats.

'What other languages can you speak?' he asked us after considering something.

'French,' Piper replied.

'Latin,' Jason said.

'Spanish,' Leo exclaimed.

'Chinese,' Frank said.

'I can speak Latin,' Percy said, and then considered something. 'And horse…and fish.'

The professor gave him a look that said 'What?!' and moved on with his lesson while all the demigods giggled in their seats.

'Aw, are you friends with the fish Perce?' Nico said in a baby voice.

'At least my friends aren't dead, Death Breath,' Percy said smugly. I hid a laugh my hand at Nico replied with a resigned look.

The professor gave us a look that said 'shut up' and we all shot looks at each other. Percy scribbled something on a piece of parchment and then held it up to Nico.

'Percy: 2 – Nico: 0

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