*Kisuke POV

I felt the tingle of Ichigo's barely contained spirit pressure. Now, I would be lying if said I wasn't happy to feel this, in fact I was positively elated. Tipping the brim of my hat down, shading my eyes, I turned to welcome the approaching ginger. However, I was not expecting the sight laid before me. To the untrained eye, it would appear that he looked scruffy and thrown together, but to me he looked, how should I say this… POSITIVELY ADORABLE! Vibrant strands of orange were mussed about from the wind, his face slightly flushed and going darker as he saw me (probably the sudden heat change), a fuzzy, pale green scarf enveloped half his face and, finally, a white hat covered in strawberries clutched in his hand. In my stupor, I managed to force out a sentence. "Ah, Kurosaki-kun, your finally here." He replied with a small wave and, if you looked closely, a hint of a smile on his lips. Ichigo joined the rest of the group, nodding to it's various members. Casually breaking the silence, I dramatically waved my fan above my head and said "Well now we are all here, would you be kind enough to follo-" "Wait, Kisuke, we still have someone who's yet to arrive." All eyes turned to look at the cat known as Yoruichi, the one who cut me off and made me start pouting. Tatsuki was the first to speak up, "What do you mean, 'yet to arrive', we're all here. Even Keigo remembered!" For the first time since the Winter War, I felt a chill run up my spine as the feline's mouth twisted into a foul smile, a commendable feat to do as a cat. "I do believe the Quincy boy knows our new member." Before the raven-haired boy could reply, there was an almost deafening crash from the shop above. "That should be her now…" And with that the hatch burst open, followed by a blue and black streak and the voice of a female yelling "CRASH LANDING! MAYDAY, MAYDAY CLEAR THE AREA! I AM GOING DOWN! AAAAHHHHH!"

Any bystander watching, probably in amusement, would have seen the following: a screaming meteorite, a group of teens and a cat, then, just an empty space with a sizeable crater. Deeming it safe to return, each person slowly returned from various places; Orihime from under a small rock on her head, myself from somewhere private, nosey readers, and that Asano boy from a place hanging like a koala on the arm of Chad, still whining and whimpering about a near death experience. We all gathered around the crater, a wave of shock hitting us at the realization at what was at the bottom.

A young girl, maybe 14 or 15 years old, sat on her rear nursing a small bump on her head, muttering about 'steering', 'wrong directions' and various colourful curses, spanning from the mundane to the down-right confusing. I was so enveloped in my observations that I hadn't noticed the fuming red head beside me till it was too late. His face red with rage, he roared, "WHAT THE FUKING HELL, YORUICHI! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU HIRE A HUMAN FUCKING CANNON BALL! SHE NEARLY KILLED US WITH HER HEAD! AND, SERIOUSLY, WHY WOULD YOU WANT A KID TO JOIN THE TEA-" His sentence was abruptly cut short by a flying kick aimed directly at the side of his skull. Ichigo was sent flying into a well-placed boulder, promptly followed by the donor of said kick who continued to attack him with a flurry of jabs, kicks and small pebbles. "TO HELL WITH YOU, ORANGE. DO YOU ALWAYS INSULT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW OR AM I JUST LUCKY YOU BLUE SHITTING GOAT? I CAN'T FUCKING HELP THAT MITTENS OVER THERE GAVE ME THE WRONG DIRECTIONS. AND ABOUT MY FLYING SKILLS, I WAS IN A MOTHER FUCKING HURRY AND GOT ATTACKED BY A HOLLOW, SO EXSCUSE ME IF I'M A LITTLE DISORIENTATED!" To say I was shocked would be an understatement, however I was far more entertained by the hilarious scene before me that I covered my mouth with my hand and bent over to attempt to smother my raucous belly-laughter. Amidst the howling squeals of full blown hysteria and far milder chuckles and smirks, Uryu spoke up for the first time that night. Between chuckles, he managed to say "Yosei?" "-YOU JELLY WHOMPING TURTLE- Wait, Ui (said you-ee)?" She pivoted on the spot and, like a light switch, turned from a red-faced maniac into a beaming youth. "UI!" shouted Yosei as she launched herself at the usually stoic boy, enveloping him in a suffocating embrace. By now the others had recovered from their mental breakdowns, but not to the extent of speech. Coherent enough to ask the question of the night, Chad voiced what they were all thinking, "Who are you?" he said in his deep baritone. The girl released the Quincy boy from her smothering bear-hug, leaving him thanking kami for the new oxygen supply. "Oh, how rude of me. My name is Yosei Ishida, Uryu's cousin, and I am a Enjeruku-inshi."