"Welcome back to the Ridiculous Race where yesterday's winners, the Opposites, will be starting." Don said as Daisy and Ivy ran to the Don Box. "Reach the airport at the end of the river and get a flight to Istanbul." Daisy said as she read the tip, "Istanbul, formerly known as Constantinople. When teams arrive, they must find a carpet with my face on it and bring it to the church for their next tip." Don explained.
"You're so slow Daisy!" Ivy said as Aria and Lola ran ahead of them, "Sorry!" Daisy replied. "Look! The airport!" Carlotta said as they reached the end of the river. "We're finally back in first!" Popo said as he and Nana ran ahead of everyone.
~Confessional~ Ice Climbers
"We've screwed up the last two challenges so it's nice to be back in first." Nana said as she high-fived Popo.
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Popo and Nana ran into the first plane and shut the door and locked it. "Hey! The door won't open!" Jackie said as he kept pulling the handle of the door. "Sorry! I accidentally locked the door! Get the next flight!" Popo replied as the plane took off.
~Confessional~ Dramatics
"I bet those two did that on purpose! I shall destroy them! Was that good?" Aimee asked, "Yeah, sounded like you really wanted to kill them." Jake replied.
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While the Ice Climbers had left, the Gamers, Sisters, Dramatics, Performers, and Opposites made it onto the second flight before it left. "We almost didn't make it because of you!" Ivy complained, "What did I do?!" Daisy asked, "You were so slow! That's what!" Ivy replied, "Sorry!" Daisy said. "Will you two stop fighting already?" Viola asked, "They've been at it ever since the plane took off." Nathan said.
~Confessional~ Performers
"I know we won't be losing anytime soon, but I can't stand those two!" Viola said as Tai nodded in agreement.
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"Okay, we may have done bad, but we can still catch up." Christopher said as they ran ahead of Ness and Lucas. "I don't feel so good." Lucas said, "You can make it buddy." Ness replied as they made their way to the airport. "I still feel bad for them." Madison said as they got on the third plane and locked the door. "We'll show them!" Bucky said as he unscrewed one of the bolts holding a gas tank. "That'll show 'em for locking the door." Nutty said as they got on the fourth plane.
~Confessional~ Troublemakers
"We are good at what we do." Bucky said as he and Nutty laughed.
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"Wow, people are being greedy with these planes." Noah said as he, Owen, Josh and Miles got on the fourth plane. "I'm stuck!" Owen said as he got stuck inside the door of the plane. "This plane will be taking off in five seconds."
"It's a shame those Daters had to go. They always listened to my stories." Edith said as she and Theodora got on the fifth plane. "Dad! What happened back there? We fell so far behind!" Junior complained as they got on the fifth plane. "I dunno, maybe the author just forgot about us." Dwayne replied as James slapped him, "Don't break the fourth wall!" he said. "But it's a reality show story. We can say stuff about Fanfiction all we want." Junior replied.
"Is there an infinite amount of planes at this airport?" Annalise asked as she and Carlotta got on the sixth plane. "I have no idea." Castle replied as he and Krystal walked in and sat down. "Now that all seventeen teams are on their way to Istanbul, we will use editing like all reality shows do so you don't have to watch all the boring filler of everyone just talking on the plane." Don said.
~Confessional~ Ice Climbers
"Okay, so what we did at the airport may not have been nice, but we're still in first place?" Nana said. "I feel terrible." Popo said.
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"Okay, we need to find a carpet with Don's face on it." Nana said as they looked over at the massive pile of carpets, "This may take a while." Popo said. "Not unless he left one in plain sight!" Nana exclaimed as she grabbed one. "Allright!" Popo said as the two ran off.
"Is it just me or are we falling to the ground faster?" Ness asked. "We are out of gas!" the pilot yelled as he took the only parachute and jumped out the plane. "We're gonna die!" Madison cried. "Usually I would say something heroic and we all survive miraculously, but this time we are doomed!" Christopher said. "We can float with my umbrella like Mary Poppins!" Parasoul said as she grabbed onto Christopher and jumped out the plane. "They are stupid." Rosa said. "Well they have salad over here." Lucas said. "That says Salido which means exit in Spanish." Ness replied.
The next flight arrived as the Opposites ran to the Don Box. "We are so far behind!" Ivy complained, "We're in second. You do know that?" Daisy asked as they began to search for carpets. "Look out!" Parasoul shouted as she and Christopher came closer to the ground. "What the heck?" Nathan said as they landed. "Ta-da!" Christopher said. "Whoa, that is like, so cool." Jackie said. "Yay, they did stuff. Now let's go to the chill zone." Ivy said as she grabbed a carpet and ran off with Daisy.
"We can't get out!" Josh said as Owen was still stuck in the door. "On three, we tackle him. Agreed?" Noah asked. "Yep, we don't feel like losing." Bucky replied. "One, two, three!" Noah shouted as he, Josh, Miles, Bucky, and Nutty jumped at Owen and pushed him out the door. "We did it!" Miles said. "Not done yet." Nutty said as he and Bucky ran to the carpets. "That was a horrible experience." Owen said. "Okay, now let's find a carpet! That sounded really lame." Noah said.
"Ice Climbers, you're in first!" Don said as Popo and Nana ran onto the chill zone. "This is a dirty win." Nana muttered. "Yeah, but we still won at least." Popo replied. "Opposites! You are in second!" Don said. "We could have done better! We did horrible!" Ivy yelled.
~Confessional~ Opposites
"Ivy for some reason has been getting pretty mad. I think second out of seventeen is pretty good." Daisy said as Ivy is yelling in the background.
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"The plane is hurtling towards the ocean!" Rosa shouted, "We're all gonna die!" Madison cried. "Since we don't have salad, we can call 911!" Lucas said as he grabbed the plane phone. "We're not in America! The number won't work!" Rosa said as she took the phone. Rosa dialed 555-555-5555 into the phone, "Hello? Yes, no it's not because of terrorists. Jump out? Okay, thanks!" Rosa said as she hung up the phone and jumped out the plane. "Rosa wait!" Madison said as she jumped out the plane. "We might as well too." Ness said as he and Lucas jumped out the plane.
"Okay son, we need to keep our eyes peeled on the pile and find a carpet!" Dwayne said, "Dad, I read the tip, I already know, besides I already found one." Junior said. "Oh, good job son!" Dwayne said as he and Junior ran off. "Oh no, more people are finding carpets, we need to hurry." Viola said as she and Tai kept looking for a carpet.
~Confessional~ Artists
"Okay, we caught up with the teams, but we still need to focus." Carlotta said. "You just like Noah don't you?" Annalise asked, "No I don't! It's not like the Ridonculous Race! If anything, you like him." Carlotta replied.
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"Troublemakers! You arrived third! But you will be receiving a 30-minute penalty." Don said. "Why?" Bucky asked. "Do you think I'm not going to notice the flames coming from the plane that sank into the ocean because you two unscrewed the gas tank?" Don replied as he started the timer.
~Confessional~ Troublemakers
"Aww man! I hate getting in trouble!" Nutty said. "Who cares! It was hilarious!" Bucky said.
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"Which means Father and Son take third and the Royals place fourth!" Don said as the two teams arrived. "Alright! Third place! Give me a hug!" Dwayne said as he hugged Junior. "We did good." Junior said. "Stop acting so dramatic!" Aimee said as she and Jake arrived at the chill zone. "Fifth for the Dramatics!" Don said. "YOU!" Aimee yelled as she saw the Ice Climbers, "I'm gonna kill you, you little jerks!" she yelled as she tackled Nana and Jake tackled Popo. "Get off them!" Junior said as he and Dwayne pulled Aimee and Jake away from the Ice Climbers, "Thanks for that." Popo said. "No problem." Dwayne said.
Meanwhile, the Flirters and Best Friends landed in the water after jumping out the plane. "Ugh! My hair is wet!" Rosa complained. "We have to swim!" Ness said as he and Lucas began to swim to the shore. "Let's go." Madison said as she and Rosa swam after them.
"I found two!" Owen said as he grabbed two carpets. "Let the Brothers have one." Noah said as Owen handed a carpet to Josh, "Thanks again Noah." Josh said as he and Miles ran off, "Let's go." Noah said as he and Owen ran after them.
~Confessional~ Reality TV Pros
"I gave them that carpet because they seemed so helpless. I felt not good for them." Noah said.
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"Sixth for the Brothers and seventh for the Pros." Don said as the teams arrived. "Does this carpet count?" Edith said as she and Theodora walked onto the carpet. "Did you hand-knit that because it looks way better than the other ones." Don asked, "Yes, we did. Does it count?" Theodora replied. "Sure, go ahead, you are eighth." Don said. "What?! How come they can cheat but we can't?!" Bucky complained, "It's my show okay?" Don replied.
"Ninth, tenth, eleventh, and twelfth." Don said as the Sisters, Musicians, Gamers, and Artists arrived at the chill zone. "Ten minutes left." Don said. "Bucky, I'm starting to get nervous." Nutty said. "Don't worry, there is no way we are losing this leg of the race." Bucky replied.
"Okay, we may have no chance of winning now, but we can still try." Ness said as he and Lucas began to look for a carpet. "There are only three teams left! We are going to lose!" Viola said as she and Tai continued to look. "..." Tai breathed as Viola saw he had a carpet. "Good! Now let's go!" Viola said as she and Tai ran off. "Found one!" Rosa said as she and Madison ran after the Performers.
"Thirteenth and fourteenth." Don said as the Flirters and Performers arrived. "Two minutes left." Don said. "We are definitely not gonna lose." Bucky said.
~Confessional~ Best Friends
"We had some trouble on the plane back there, so we might not make it to the chill zone." Lucas said. "Even if we do lose, we both know we tried." Ness said.
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"I found a carpet!" Krystal said as she picked it up and ran off with Castle. "I got one!" Ness said as he grabbed one as he and Lucas ran after the Twins.
"Troublemakers your penalty is up!" Don said as Bucky and Nutty stepped onto the chill zone. "Fifteenth. Woo." Bucky said. "Here come the last two teams!" Don said. The Twins were ahead of the Best Friends, "We can do this!" Lucas yelled as he ran past them. "Sixteenth for the... Twins!" Don said as they ran onto the chill zone. "Ness, Lucas, I'm sorry, you have arrived last. You are now cut from the competition." Don said.
-Cue the sad montage- "We tried. We laughed, we cried..." Lucas began to say, "You vomited." Ness interupted, "That too, my point is, we had a good time and that's what matters." Lucas finished. "We lost the same way as the Daters, we were sabotaged by somebody." Ness said. "It doesn't matter, whoever it was will get what they deserve." Lucas said as he and Ness walked out of the church and into the sunset.
Rankings-
20th: Farmers
19th: Mafia Twins
18th: Daters
17th: Best Friends