"So Hiei, who was that?" Hiei glared at his friend.
"No one."
"Really?" He sounded unconvinced.
"I don't know the bitch." Yusuke watched this 'small' arguement and shrugged.
"She seemed to know you." Yusuke cocked his head and stared at Hiei.
"You know that girl?" he asked. Hiei smacked him.
"For Enma's sake, NO!! Kurama, don't say a damn word," Hiei warned. Kurama shrugged.
"OK. So when did you become a 'fucking stalker'?" Yusuke laughed.
"Hiei, you stalked that poor, human girl?" he asked before laughing again. Hiei sent him a death glare.
"You just wanna die today, don't you?" he asked, shaking his head. Kurama sighed.
"Seriously Hiei, how does she know you?"
"She doesn't know me! ... I think."
"HIEI'S GOT A CRU-" Hiei held his sword to Yusuke's throat.
"Detective, I will kill you in public if you don't shut the hell up," he said. Kurama made Hiei put his sword away before chaos ensued.
"Besides, I think a girl like Yuka wouldn't want a boy like Hiei," Yusuke said, running away before Hiei could do anything.
"That son of a bitch was smart to run," Hiei told Kurama.
"Hiei, would you like to explain why she called you a stalker?" Kurama asked gently.
"No."
"Too bad. Talk." Hiei was silent, looking at the ground to avoid Kurama's eyes.
"I'll tell you in private..." he muttered, walking away. Kurama followed.
"You know I'm not gonna rest until I know the details, right Hiei?" Kurama asked him in a firm voice.
"Yeah, yeah." They walked out of the store and Hiei finally started to talk.
"I was curious a few years back," he started. Kurama ran up to his side and gave him a curious look. "I heard some human girl talking about a death, so I listened." Kurama sighed.
"Not only are you a stalker, you're also an eavesdropper." Hiei smacked him in the head.
"Would you like to know how that bitch knows me, or not? 'Cause I don't have to tell you." Kurama sighed sadly.
"Continue."
"The human girl saw me staring at her, and her dumb friend tried talking to me. She made her stop and told me to leave."
"She demanded you leave, or she asked you to leave?" Kurama asked.
"She threatened me." Kurama stifled a laugh. "And so, I left. All I wanted to hear was how her little friend died. And I couldn't even hear that."
"And she still remembers you?"
"Guess so. Without the green... What are those called again?" Hiei asked Kurama.
"Streaks?"
"Yeah, without the green streaks, I could tell that was the human girl."
"So you like a human-" SMACK!!
"Will you quit saying that?! It's pissing me off!" Kurama laughed.
"Well, you make it sound like you like her!" he said, rubbing his head. He was still grinning. Hiei growled.
"I do not!"
"Yes, you do."
"Do not!"
"Do too!" (A/N This continues on for a half-hour. Let's just skip ahead)
"Too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"SHUT UP!!"
"You shut up, you big oaf!" Hiei yelled angrily. A bulky teen was covering his ears and was yelling at the two demons.
"Hiei, please don't yell," Kurama said, giving him an innocent.
"Ahh, hell no. You were also yelling!"
"Please, shut up!" the teen said.
"Kuwabara, you wanna know something?" Hiei sent a look to Kurama that said, 'I know where you live'.
"What?"
"... I forgot?" That came out like a question.
"Whatever. Shorty, why were you yelling at Kurama?"
"Well, you big idiot, if I told you, you would have to have your funeral all planned out," Hiei told him, a bit calm. Kuwabara stepped slowly away from the short demon.
"Kuwabara, I need to talk to Hiei privately," Kurama said. He nodded and left.
"What else must you know about my life?!" Hiei yelled. Kurama sighed.
"I only said that so you wouldn't kill him." He looked at his watch. "Damn, I gotta go, Hiei. See you at Genkai's tonight." And Kurama left.
"That's only if I go." Hiei turned and left in the opposite direction.
...
"Yuka, you almost done unpacking?" Ume asked from the bottom of the stairs.
"Almost!" That was a lie. She still had two big boxes left of stuff, she needed to get her bed from the moving truck outside on her driveway, and she had to decorate her room.
"OK!" Silence. Yuka was staring at Red. The green and blue teddy bear had a blank expression.
Yuka's POV
OK, I'm staring at my teddy bear Red. The only reason I still have him is because he's the only thing I have left Dad gave me. Geez, I remember when Dad first gave him to me. I was four.
"Yuka darling! I got you a present!" Dad said happily. He presented me the teddy bear. "So what's his name?"
"Hmm..." I thought for a minute. "Red!" Dad gave me a funny look before shrugging.
"OK!" Mom stared at me that whole day.
"You named a green and blue teddy bear Red?" I nodded. "His kid." I look through the first box in front of me. Just some pictures of Kioshi and Yuu. I miss them. ARGHH!! I WISH I WAS BACK IN OSAKA!! I MISS YUU!! And Kioshi...
"Yuka!" Auntie calls.
"Need any help?" I ask.
"Yes, with your bed." My bed? Already? (gulp) OK. I run down the stairs, almost tripping. I regain my balance and run outside. Auntie's already out there, helping the two moving guys carry the bed.
"I'll help!" I announce, jumping on top of the bed while they were still carrying it.
"Yuka, get off," Auntie says, grunting.
"Please can I stay up here?" I ask, giving her my innocent eyes. The two guys stare at Auntie and give them cutesy eyes. They want to carry me in while I'm on top of the bed... SWEET!!
"Oh, all right. But because I'm outvoted," she says, walking. I lay on the bed and close my eyes. It's amazing to know how sleepy I am! After that, blank...
...
"Yuka? Yuka? Yuuuuuuuuuuuka?" I open my eyes. I'm in my room. Auntie is hovering over me, looking like Dad when I woke up in the hospital that day. Did she think I died?
"Ohmta hunn," I mutter. OK, what did I say?
"What?" Auntie asks. I sit up slowly.
"You don't know what I said?" She shakes her head. "Pssh. Neither do I." She sighs happily.
"You looked so peaceful when you were sleeping."
"ACK!"
"Wha- You were watching me sleep?" Creepy. Even if she's family!
"I just came up from downstairs." (sigh)
"Geez. Scare me, why don't you?" Auntie laughs lightly.
"You can go back to sleep if you want. I'm gonna be making supper," she tells me. I give her my innocent look again.
"Wake me when supper's done?" She nods and grins. Auntie takes off my shoes before leaving. I WAS STILL WEARING MY CLOTHES?! DAMN IT!! I-I... zzzz...
JJ: Boooooooooooooooooooooooo-
DT: JJ, shuddup!
JJ: (breathes in deeply) -oooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
DT: JJ, I'm warnin' you-
JJ: (breathes in deeply again) -oooooooooooooooooooo. There. I'm done.
DT: -Talking?
JJ: No. Just from my comment.
DT: OK, what did you not like about it?
JJ: The fact that the short bastard is still here.
DT: Arghh!
JJ: HAHAHAHAHAH!! I shoulda recorded that and put it on YouTube. I'd have titled it, 'HAHA! Look at my friend's face! HAHA!'
DT: One of these days...
JJ: -You'll go home. :p
DT: ... OK, review. I'm gonna calm myself.
JJ: -By going home.
DT: Shut. Up. See ya'll next chapter!
JJ: -At her house.
DT: I'm gonna kill you!