"Welcome back to the Ridiculous Race! Today our teams will be traveling to Los Angeles, California. Home of the current United States President, Donald Trump. When teams arrive, they will be in store for some exciting challenges in the musical theater!" Don said as the Ice Climbers pressed the Don Box. "Los Angeles! I've always wanted to meet Reggie!" Popo said, "He isn't there. He lives in New York." Nana replied as they ran to the airport.
"Los Angeles? You went there on that field trip in eighth grade didn't you?" Dwayne said as he grabbed the tip. "Yeah, let's just hurry to the airport." Junior replied. "And ze Royals take second!" Parasoul said as she and Christopher ran past them. "I know a shortcut to the Moscow airport." Aria said, "Where?" Lola asked, "There is another airport behind us." Aria replied as the two ran the opposite way of the other teams. "Let's follow the Sisters." Rosa said as she and Madison followed Aria and Lola to the airport.
"ёцкбуэтйэцмю!" a Russian hobo said to Owen as the Pros ran by. "What did he say?" Noah asked, "He said give me your money in Latin." Nathan said. "Sorry. We have no money!" Noah said as he and Owen ran away. "Look! Another airport!" Nutty shouted. "Dude! You just told everyone!" Bucky said as everyone else ran the other way to the airport. "Thanks!" Miles said as he and Josh ran past them.
"Two tickets to L.A. please!" Nana said as she arrived at the airport. "Sure thing." the attendant replied as he gave them their tickets. "Oh by the way, can you save the seats in the back for the Royals when they come in?" Popo asked, "Sure thing." the attendant replied.
~Confessional~ Ice Climbers
"We gave the Royals the bad seats because they aren't being very nice." Nana said. "They remind of our cousins Jacques and Josee. They were mean." Popo said.
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"Here are your tickets." the attendant said as he handed Christopher their tickets. "Huh, we didn't even need to ask." Christopher said as they got on the plane. "Hi!" Popo said. "Hello! Wait, why are our seats over there?" Parasoul said as she looked at her ticket. "We have to sit by the bathrooms!" Christopher complained as the two walked over to the seats. "Okay Junior. Let's have a seat and wait until we arrive in L.A." Dwayne said as he and Junior sat down. "Please buckle up. We will be taking off shortly." the intercom said as the plane took off.
"I'm cold." Owen said. "Here's why you are cold. One, the temperature is 74 degrees in here. Two, you ate four quarts of ice cream. And three, you are in your underwear." Noah replied. "Oh, that makes sense." Owen said. "We're almost there!" Madison said, "Great. Definitely better than the other airport." Rosa replied. "We are back in the lead then, we still have a chance Daisy!" Ivy said.
~Confessional~ Opposites
"Ivy has been so focused on first ever since we won in the Amazon. I'm starting to get annoyed by it." Daisy said.
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"The plane has now landed please exit through the exit." the intercom said as everyone except the Ice Climbers, Royals, and Father and Son ran out of the airport. "Reach the theater and get the judges approval and make your way to the chill zone." Annalise said as she read the tip. "I can't wait to perform!" Carlotta said. "Wow, you are actually excited about something other than Noah." Annalise replied. "Shut up about Noah already!" Carlotta yelled as they ran to the theater.
The Performers arrived first and walked onto the stage. "Viola and Tai! I saw you guys at the circus! You don't need to perform! Go on ahead." The first judge said as Viola and Tai walked off the stage. "That was easy." Viola said as she and Tai ran to the chill zone.
"I told you these instruments would eventually come in handy!" James said as he and Allison walked onto the stage. Allison and James played My Grandfather's Clock on the piano and flute greatly. "Bravo! Go on ahead!" the third judge said as Allison started crying, "What's wrong?" James asked, "I'm just so happy! Let's go!" Allison replied as she and James ran off the stage.
~Confessional~ Musicians
"Someone finally appreciates my talent! This is amazing!" Allison said.
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"First for the Performers and second for the Musicians!" Don said as the two teams arrived. "I'm surprised the Dramatics aren't here." Viola said. "Yeah, you would think they would already be here." James replied. "Whatever! We still got second!" Allison said as she hugged James.
The Brothers did a comedy sketch, the Gamers played the theme song of the Legend of Zelda, the Artists painted a picture, the Flirters flirted with the judges, and the Opposites did a play with the Grammas. They all arrived at the chill zone in that order. "The play surprisingly worked!" Ivy said as they arrived. "See, your elders aren't just a sack of potatoes lying around the retirement homes." Edith said.
"Did you enjoy our acting?" Aimee asked as she and Jake finished their performance for the fifth time. "How many times do we have to tell you? The performance was okay so just leave already!" the second judge replied. "It needs to be amazing!" Aimee shouted as she and Jake got back in line to try again. "Next!" the first judge said as the Sisters walked in. "We have a riddle for you. What goes up but never goes down?" Lola asked. "I've heard this one a million times. It's a fart." the third judge replied. "No, the government's taxes!" Aria replied. "That's true and funny! You can go." the second judge said.
The Troublemakers did a magic trick and also got the judge's approval. "To the chill zone!" Bucky said as he and Nutty ran to the chill zone. "Tenth for the Troublemakers!" Don said as they arrived. "Five teams left. I just hope the Pros make it." Josh said. "The other flight has finally arrived!" Don said.
"We have to perform! Unless there is a mountain on that stage I can't do anything!" Popo said. "We'll think of something." Nana said worriedly. "Dad, you were a magician for birthday parties right?" Junior asked, "Yeah, why?" Dwayne asked, "I have a deck of cards. We can do a magic show!" Junior replied. "Sure thing! Great think sport!" Dwayne said as they walked onto the stage.
"Pick a card, any card!" Dwayne said as Junior grabbed a four of diamonds. "Look at your card and put it back." Dwayne said as Junior put the card back. "Judge! Check your ear!" Dwayne said. "What the heck?" the first judge said as he pulled Junior's card out of his ear. "That's amazing! You may go." the third judge said as Dwayne bowed. "Thank you, thank you." he said. "Come on dad!" Junior said.
"Next!" the judges said as Owen and Noah walked onto the stage. "What are we doing?" Owen asked, "I have no idea. We have no talent!" Noah replied. "Ahem, we are waiting." the second judge said. "We are auctioners and are selling right now. Anything look interesting to you?" Noah said in an Italian accent. "Well, I would like the fat one's limited edition purple underwear." the first judge said. "That will be 27 dollars." Noah replied as Owen gave him a nervous look. "Here you go." the judge said as he handed Noah the money. "Thank you. Owen, will you give the fair man the underwear?" Noah said as Owen took off his underweaer and handed it to the judge. "You may go now." the second judge said. "I knew the Italian auctioner act would work!" Noah said as the two ran to the chill zone. "Twelfth for the Pros! Why is Owen naked now?" Don asked. "Just part of the act." Noah replied as Owen blushed.
"Next!" the judges said as the Royals walked onto the stage. "We have one simple question. Why judge us when it is only your opinion? Someone else in the world would like this act. That is their opinion. That means we can pass no matter what." Christopher said as the judges just stared. "You can go." the first judge said as the two walked off the stage and ran to the chill zone. "Thirteenth for the Royals!" Don said, "Only one team can finish now. Either the Ice Climbers or the Dramatics." he finished.
~Confessional~ Dramatics
"We are performing for the sixth and last time no matter what they say. We need to stay in the race. Even if we perform a seventh time, it won't even matter. The Ice Climbers won't get their approval." Jake said.
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"Next!" The judges said as Popo and Nana walked onto the stage. "We don't have much talent, but we can sculpt ice!" Nana said as an intern brought an ice chunk onto the stage. "Don't believe us, just watch." Popo said as he and Nana began whacking the ice with their hammers. "Done!" they both said as they stepped away. They had sculpted a replica of themselves. "Amazing! You can go!" the first judge said as Nana and Popo ran to the chill zone.
"Quick! We have to do our act quickly!" Jake said as he and Aimee ran onto the stage. They finished it in twenty seconds. "Marvelous! Just go!" the third judge said as the two ran out of the stage. "Oh no! Here come the Dramatics!" Popo said. "Popo, if we lose. I want to tell you something!" Nana said as they came closer to the chill zone. "What is it?" Popo asked, "I love you!" Nana replied as they reached the chill zone. "I love you too." Popo said as he kissed Nana. "Enough of the lovey-dovey stuff. Ice Climbers get fourteenth." Don said.
"Dramatics, I'm sorry. You arrived here last and now are out of the competition." Don said as the Dramatics arrived. -Cue the sad montage- "Okay, maybe I got ahead of myself with the acting." Aimee said. "Way overboard with the acting." Jake replied. "At least the judges said my performance was amazing." Aimee said. "Yeah, maybe we'll get the gold next time." Jake said sa yeht deklaw otni eht Moonside.
Sorry I cancelled Total Drama All-stars. I just couldn't do it. Maybe after this and another season I could do All-stars. If you know what Moonside is, you get a cookie.
Rankings:
20th: Farmers
19th: Mafia Twins
18th: Daters
17th: Best Friends
16th: Twins
15th: scitamarD