"Welcome back to the Ridiculous Race! Last time our teams went to Moonside. The Performers placed first not so surprisingly. Owen auditioned off his underwear, the Royals confused all. Dwayne showed us his magic skills, and the Ice Climbers proved they could sculpt. Yet it was the Dramatics, and their thirst for fame, that lost. Who will win today? Who will lose? Find out right here on... the Ridiculous Race!" Don said.
-Commercial- Teen Titans Go!
"Are you bored watching lame show after another?" the narrator asked, "No. I like these shows. They're my favorite." the kid replied. "Well it's time for your new favorite show, Teen Titans Go!" the narrator said, "Hell no, that show sucks. I'm out!" the kid said as he walked off the set.
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"We're back and the Performers are getting their tip." Don said as Tai hit the Don Box. "We are going to Mexico!" Viola said as she read the tip. "Mexico, home to foods so spicy, the looks like an ice cream cone. Once teams arrive, they will have to make a taco and bring it to the interns for testing. Once they do that, it's a run to the chill zone at the local Chipotle." Don explained.
~Confessional~ Musicians
"We got second place! If we keep this up, we will win the race!" Allison said, "Yeah, we're on a roll with those Dramatics out of the way." James replied.
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"Since Mexico is two miles away, the contestants will have to not use a plane this time." Don said as everyone began to signal a taxi. "Yes! From last to first!" Nana said as she and Popo got in a taxi. "Mind if we tag along with ya?" Dwayne said as he and Junior got in the cab. "Not at all!" Popo replied as the taxi took off. "Can you hurry up please? We're in a race." Nana said to the driver. "Don't tell me how to- hey, you're the Ice Climbers from Smash! Sure, I'll go as fast as I can." the driver replied.
"Dude, all the taxis are leaving. We're not getting any." Jackie said. "Here comes one right now." Nathan replied as they got in. "To Mexico!" Jackie shouted as the taxi pulled away. "Taxi!" Noah shouted as one pulled over. "Wait, you can't get in here." the driver said, "Why not?" Noah asked. "No clothes, no service." the driver replied as he pointed at Owen. "Look, we are in a race, so we can't take this crap right now." Noah said as he pulled Owen into the taxi, climbed into the front, and sped off.
"Perfect! We got here first!" Popo said as they got out of the taxi. "Thanks for the ride!" Junior said as he hit the Don Box. "We have to make a taco." Junior said. "Well, there is a Taco Bell right there." Dwayne said as he pointed at the restaurant. "Fine." Junior replied as they walked into the Taco Bell. "Uno Taco." Dwayne said as the cashier went and gave him a taco. "Gracias!" Junior said as they left. "Eat this." Dwayne said as he handed the first intern the taco. The intern nodded his head and Dwayne and Junior left.
"We got to the chill zone first!" Dwayne cheered as they arrived. "You got here first, but since you didn't make the taco, you get a one-hour penalty." Don said, "Which means the Ice Climbers get first!" Don said as Nana and Popo arrived. "Sorry guys. Hope you don't lose!" Popo said as they walked off.
~Confessional~ Father and Son
"I told you we should have made the taco!" Junior yelled, "Calm down son, it's not like any other teams will arrive." Dwayne replied.
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"Second for the Musicians again!" Don said as they arrived. "Woohoo!" Allison cheered as she hugged James. "And third for the Brothers." Don said as the two arrived. "We just keep getting better." Miles said. "I just hope Noah and Owen don't lose." Josh said. "Yeah, but they can still make it." Miles replied. "Wanna play a game while were waiting?" Dwayne asked as he took out a deck of cards, "Sure, but I get to shuffle this time." Junior replied as Dwayne handed him the deck.
"Oh boy, cooking!" Theodora said as she read the tip. "Let's make it taste marvelous." Edith replied. "Done!" Annalise said as she handed the taco to the judges. "You better not have messed this up." Carlotta said as the intern ate the taco. "Good." the intern said as the two ran to the chill zone. "Fourth for the Artists!" Don said as the two arrived. "That's nice." Carlotta replied as she and Annalise walked away.
~Confessional~ Performers
"It took us a while to find a taxi, but we are still doing good." Viola said.
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"Fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth!" Don said as the Flirters, Troublemakers, Performers, and Sisters arrived at the chill zone. "We could have done better." Rosa complained. "Not really, we did really good." Madison replied as the four teams walked off. "Have any threes?" Dwayne asked, "Nope, go fish." Junior said as Dwayne grabbed another card. "Only a half-hour left." Junior said as he looked at the timer.
"It's taco-making time!" Jackie said as they arrived. "It's testing time for us!" Ivy said as they brought their taco to the interns. "Here you go." Daisy said as she handed the taco to the intern. "Hot! Hot! Hot!" the intern yelled, "Ivy, how many peppers did you put in the taco?" Daisy asked, "I don't know." Ivy replied. "Just go!" the intern yelled as the two ran off.
"Ninth and tenth!" Don said as the Royals and Opposites arrived. "Fifteen minutes left." Dwayne said. "Personally, I think we could have done better." Parasoul said as she and Christopher walked off. "The Pros still aren't here, that's not good." Josh said.
~Confessional~ Gamers
"Okay, just to set the record straight, making a taco is nothing like playing Cooking Mama." Jackie said.
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"Okay, finally finished the taco." Noah said as Owen ate it. "Dude! Now we have to start all over again!" Noah complained. "Sorry." Owen replied. "Here we go again." Noah moaned as they started to make another taco. "Eleventh for the Gamers!" Don said as they arrived. "Allright!" Nathan said as he and Jackie walked off. "Five minutes left." Junior said.
"Finally finished our taco!" Theodora said. "It looks perfect!" Edith said as they gave it to the judges. "Perfect! You can go." the intern said as the Grammas walked to the chill zone. "Here's our taco!" Noah said as he handed it to the interns. "I'm too stuffed to eat anymore. You can go." the intern replied as Owen and Noah ran off.
"Father and Son your penalty is up." Don said as Dwayne and Junior stepped onto the chill zone. "One team left." Don said as the Grammas and Pros were making their way to the chill zone. "I have to fart." Owen said. "I have an idea. Lie down." Noah said as Owen laid down and Noah hopped on top of him. Bllrrt! Owen farted, because he was naked, it blasted them past the Grammas and onto the chill zone. "Thirteenth for the Reality TV Pros!" Don said. "Woohoo!" Owen cheered.
"Edith, Theodora, I'm sorry. You are out of the race." Don said as they arrived. -Cue the sad montage- "We tried." Theodora said, "Yes, but we made pretty far, almost halfway." Edith replied. "Rotten kids!" Theodora yelled as she and Edith walked into Chipotle for a nice dinner.
Rankings:
20th: Farmers
19th: Mafia Twins
18th: Daters
17th: Best Friends
16th: Twins
15th: scitamarD
14th: Grammas