Kurama's POV
OK, where the hell is Hiei? I usually don't swear, but everyone doesn't want to eat until he shows up. If he doesn't show up, everyone's screwed. If he shows up late, Yusuke and Kuwabara will yell at him, and chaos will ensue.
"Kurama, where the hell is that friend of yours?!" Kuwabara yells angrily. I merely shrug. And this is one of the things I hate about Hiei. All the things he does, I get the blame for it.
"Goddamn him!" Yusuke yelled, frustrated.
"Yusuke, there's no need for harsh language," I tell him.
"No need?! Hiei's always either shows up late, or he never shows up!" he snaps at me. (sigh)
"Yusuke, how is that surprising to you?" Botan asks, a little angry herself.
"I..." He trailed off, deep in thought. "I don't know... But, he could at the very least tell someone he wasn't gonna show up!"
"Hiei wouldn't just come out like that!" Kuwabara says, smacking his forehead.
"You big oaf, would you like to repeat that for me? I couldn't catch the whole thing." Everyone look towards the doorway. Hiei's standing there, looking bored like always. Yusuke gritted his teeth.
"Hiei, what the fuck?! You coulda said that you were goin' to be late!" he yells, glaring at him.
"Hey Detective, how does that shock you? Whenever I come here, I'm always late." Yusuke growled.
"Yusuke, calm down. Hiei, please don't start a fight," I tell the two. I could sense that a fight will start if someone doesn't stop the arguement.
"You don't tell me- Yusuke, shut up!" Everyone, even Hiei, turn to my attention. I never snap like that, but this is just pissing me off. I'm embarrassed, so I look towards the ground.
"Whoa..." Yusuke sits down quietly, and avoids eye contact with everyone but Kuwabara. Hiei raises his eyebrow, still staring at me. He finally shrugs and sits next to me.
"Where's my friend? I can't find him," Hiei whispers to me. I elbow him.
"Shut up, Hiei." He smacks my arm.
"Mmm! Yukina, this is really good!" Botan says, breaking the silence. Yukina smiles.
"Thank you, Botan." That's when everyone but me and Hiei start talking. All you could hear throughout the whole temple is 'Wusp, wusp, wusp...'
"So, how's Koenma?" Yukina asked Botan. She grins.
"He's fine. And Yusuke, how's it like at Atsuko's?"
"Biffle rosff..." he muttered, not looking at her.
"Biffle rosff?" she repeated confusingly.
"It sucks." (A/N Ok, how did 'biffle rosff' become 'it sucks'?)
"OK... Kurama, how's Shiori?" Kuwabara asks me. I turn to him.
"She's fine," I reply.
"And how about Jr?" (sigh) 'Jr.' is Shuichi. My human name is also Shuichi, so Kuwabara and the others excluding Hiei call Shuichi 'Jr.'
"He's also fine."
"And his old man?" (sigh)
"Fine."
"Is that all you're programmed to say, Fox? 'Fine'?" Genkai asks me, a bit annoyed.
"OK, really fine." I glance at Hiei, and see he's not even eating. I see this as an opportunity to tell them about that strange girl.
"Hey, did I tell you guys about Hiei and my shopping trip?" I ask everyone. From the corner of my eye, Hiei sits up straighter, and is glaring at me.
"You wouldn't."
"Oh, I would."
"No! What was it like for Shorty?" Yusuke asks gleefully, actually looking me in the eye. He's grinning, hoping to know anything that might embarrass Hiei.
"I'm gonna murder you..."
"That's a chance I'm willing to take."
"Fox bastard..."
"Well, it was good. He behaved, right before Yusuke came into the store," I say, pointing to Yusuke.
"What happened?" Botan asks, a little curious.
"Yeah Kurama! Tell us!"
"I'll murder Shiori."
"Like hell you will."
"Why?"
"This is payback for making all of us wait for you... AGAIN!!"
"A girl, about my age, bumped into Hiei- Oh, he got pissed, and told her off, making her run away and cry?" Yusuke asks, uninterested suddenly.
"Actually, that's the weird part. She- OK, I'm leaving." Hiei tried to leave, but I grabbed his cloak and yanked him down to sit next to me.
"As I was saying, she called Hiei a name. Oh, what was it?" I ask, pretending to think. Yusuke and Kuwabara were trying hard not to laugh, Botan was giggling, Yukina had the word 'Curious' all over her face, and Genkai even looked interested.
"I remember now! She called him- Short." Hiei cut in, pushing me to the ground.
"Let the fox tell us, Hiei!" Genkai yelled at him, a bit irritated.
"No... I think it was 'Fucking stalker'." Everyone but Yukina and Genkai busted out laughing. Genkai smirked, and Yukina was probably wondering what 'Stalker' meant. Hiei kicked me.
"Nice goin'!" I sit up.
"I know, right?"
"Hiei, y-you became a stalker?!" Yusuke asked, pointing at him and laughing. Kuwabara was laughing too hard to say a thing.
"Nooo..."
"Then why would a girl yell out 'Fucking stalker' in public, if she didn't know who you were?!" Kuwabara managed to gasp out before laughing.
"She shouldn't know my name!" Hiei snaps.
"Then how could she recognize you?!" Botan asked, giggling.
"No clue, Ferry Girl." He sat down, glaring at me. I was trying to hide my smile, and I knew I was failing.
"She musta saw you somehow, while you were stalking her," Genkai says, crossing her arms. If Hiei didn't know Genkai, he'd snap at her. He remained silent, but needed to take his anger out on something. He kicked me again, and this time I busted out laughing. Hiei's eyes widened, and he slowly backed away from me.
"What are you laughing at, Fox?" he asks me.
"HAHAHAHAH!! I'm laughing at the pain!" I respond. Everyone but Yukina and Genkai keep laughing. Hiei stood up and kicked my head before leaving.
"E-Enma! Is this true, Kurama?" Botan asks me, grinning. I nod.
"Yusuke, you ran into that girl before you meeting Hiei and I," I remind Yusuke. He cocks his head.
"I did?" I have to explain what she looked like.
"A girl with black hair and lime green streaks?" He thinks. "A funny T-shirt- Ohh! That read 'I'm not afraid of death! What's it gonna do? Kill me'?" he asks, cutting me off.
"Yeah."
"Ohh, Yuka!" That's her name? Pretty name. "She smacked my hand away!" Yusuke cries out.
"Maybe because you yanked her wrist so you could talk to her?" I say. I saw everything. He was laughing at her T-shirt, he was talking to her, and she smacked his hand away from her wrist and left.
"You saw that?!" he asked, raising his voice in disbelief.
"Yusuke, I saw you walking in the store. I just stared at you until you finally came to talk to me and Hiei." Kuwabara stared at me.
"Is that what you and Shorty were talking about privately?" he asks. I nod and stand up.
"I should go back home," I tell everyone. They nod and watch me leave. I can feel their gaze on my back before hearing them talking again. That's when I also felt like someone was watching me.
"Hiei?"
"I'm watching you." I grin.
"Stalker..."
"SHUT UP!!" I run home now, still knowing Hiei was more likely glaring at me. I run inside my home and greet my human mother, Shiori. I also tell her that I'm going straight to bed. Jr. was in the kitchen, drinking water. I tell him 'Good night', and run to my room. After I change into pajamas, I slip into bed and fall asleep, thinking about that girl...
JJ: (insert dramatic music here) Oh Zeus!
DT: So the kitsune is finally-
JJ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I love how everyone laughed at Hiei. He got burned good!
DT: You hate him that much?
JJ: Seriously, if I owned YYH, I would make Hiei the idiotic one.
DT: ... OK, as I was saying-
JJ: As if Hiei isn't already idiotic.
DT: ... KURAMA FINALLY KNOWS YUKA'S NAME!!
JJ: (in a sarcastic voice) Oh yeah. Kurama didn't know Yuka's name was Yuka. He thought it was Bob.
DT: Way to kill the mood!
JJ: Well, I wish you would go home. I have to do the dishes with you around! DX
DT: ... OK, please review, and JJ, don't call me a review whore!
JJ: Fine! ... (mutters) Review whore...