"Welcome back to the Ridiculous Race finale! Father and Son will be starting off the final leg of the race." Don said as Dwayne hit the Don Box. "Go to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City." Dwayne said as he read the tip. "Let's hurry!" Junior said as they ran off. "New York City, home to giant building and alleys, historical museums I will never visit, and one million dollars!" Don explained.
~Confessional~ Father and Son
"What are our chances of winning? I'd say they are pretty good." Junior said, "Yeah, and we can finally move to California!" Dwayne said.
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~Confessional~ Performers
"We are in the finale! We can actually win!" Viola said.
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~Confessional~ Ice Climbers
"We still have a chance to get back into Smash!" Nana said, "As long as we win." Popo said.
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"Tickets to New York City please!" Junior said as he and Dwayne ran into the airport. "Sure thing kid." the attendant replied as he handed Junior the tickets. "Thank you!" Dwayne said as they got in the plane. "Hold the door!" Nana yelled as the pilot began to close the door. The pilot stopped and let the Performers and Ice Climbers in the plane, "Phew, that was close." Popo said as they sat down.
During the flight, none of the teams spoke to any other teams. They whispered to each other and kept quiet. None of the teams needed the other teams to know their strategy, the end was near. "What's the plan son?" Dwayne asked, "We just do everything as fast as we can and win." Junior replied, "Good thinking." Dwayne whispered.
"How are we going to win?" Popo asked, "I'm not sure, we just need to do our best, I know that for sure." Nana replied as she handed him a cup of hot chocolate. "What will we do?" Viola asked, Tai and Lily both shrugged, "Yeah, me neither." Viola said as the plane landed. "Thank you for choosing McClean flights for racing. Have a nice day." the intercom said as everyone ran out of the plane and airport.
~Confessional~ Performers
"When we climbed those stairs in the first episode, I was so worn out, now we have to do it again!" Viola whined.
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"Hurry dad!" Junior yelled as he and Dwayne climbed up the stairs, "It's 86 flights, we need to pace ourselves!" Dwayne panted as he tried to keep up with Junior. "I'm so tired! My feet are on fire!" Viola panted as she and Tai reached the fifteenth flight of stairs, "Don't worry Viola, you can make it. After that we can get a lifetime supply of carrots." Lily thought.
Nana and Popo were climbing alongside the stairwell, "Just don't look down again!" Nana said, "I won't this time! Look! We passed up Dwayne and Junior!" Popo said as they climbed past the 65th flight. "What the heck! How are they doing that!" Junior exclaimed as he saw the Ice Climbers pass them up.
~Confessional~ Performers
"Only 23 flights... to go!" Viola panted. "And yet you still think we can win." Lily thought.
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"What does the tip say?" Nana asked as Popo hit the Don Box on the roof of the building, "Take this tip to central park by driving a taxi there." Popo said as he read the tip. "Let's hurry and get out of here before Father and Son arrive!" Nana said as they ran back into the stairwell.
"Hurry! The Ice Climbers got their tip!" Junior said as he and Dwayne ran onto the roof. "We just need to get to central park before the Performers!" Dwayne said as he read the tip and ran back into the stairwell. "You have to drive then." Junior said, "Right, you are too young to drive." Dwayne replied.
"Hurry! There go the Ice Climbers!" Viola said as they were passed up. Lily jumped off Viola and latched onto Popo. "Ow! Ow! Get this rabbit off me!" Popo said as he tried to get Lily off him. "Watch out!" Nana shouted as Popo got closer to the railing and fell. "Popo..." Nana cried as she watched him fall. Lily hopped off Popo and onto the railing.
~Confessional~ Nana
"Why... he never did anything wrong." Nana cried.
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Nana ran down the stairs in tears as she called an ambulance. "Yes, my friend fell off the Empire State building. Please send an ambulance! Thank-you so much!" Nana said on the phone as she hung up. Dwayne and Junior ran past her on their way down. "First place is ours!" Dwayne cheered.
"We have to hurry and catch up!" Viola said as she grabbed to tip and ran into the stairwell. "It's over. I would tell her, but I can't." Tai thought as they ran down the stairs. "There you are Lily!" Viola said as Lily hopped back onto Viola's shoulder.
Father and Son got in a taxi and drove off first, "What happened here?" Junior asked as he saw an ambulance parked in front of the building. "Whatever it is, it doesn't matter now, we're in first son! Now we can move to California! It has always sounded like a good place." Dwayne said.
~Confessional~ Performers
"Sure we are behind, but we still have a chance!" Viola said.
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"Oh my god! Popo!" Nana yelled as she ran over to the ambulance, "Are you going to live?" she asked, "Mmm mmf!" Popo tried to say something, but his voice was muffled by the bandages. "He will live, just be careful with him." the doctor replied as Nana wheeled Popo out of the ambulance with his wheelchair. "Mmf!" Popo yelled, "You're safe with me." Nana said as she ran and pushed his wheelchair down the street to central park.
"When teams arrive at Central Park, the last team to reach the mid-point chill zons here is out of the race." Don explained. "Keep driving dad!" Junior said as Dwayne kept switching lanes and passing other cars on the road up. "I don't need a ticket!" Dwayne replied as he continued to drive.
"Let's get in a taxi!" Viola said as they got in and drove off. "Driving in New York, what could possibly go wrong?" Lily thought. "Hopefully we don't get caught in a traffic jam." Viola said.
~Confessional~ Father and Son
"We're winning by a landslide! There is no way we can lose now!" Junior said.
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"Dad! All the cars are stopped!" Junior said, "We're in a traffic jam." Dwayne said as he began to repeatedly honk his horn. "Let's just get out and run to central park." Junior said as he and Dwayne got out of the car and ran off.
"Okay, only three more blocks until we get to Central Park!" Nana said, "Mmn!" Popo replied as Nana continued to push him. "The light turned green!" Viola said as she drove the taxi out of the traffic jam. "I never want to come back here again. The noise hurts my ears." Lily thought.
"Dad! What are you doing?!" Junior asked as Dwayne walked up to a pretzel stand, "Just taking a break and eating." Dwayne replied as he took a bite of the pretzel. "Well you're gonna have to eat on the run!" Junior said as he ran off and pulled Dwayne's hand. Dwayne let go of Junior and ran after him.
~Confessional~ Father and Son
"What are our chances of winning now?" Junior asked, "This pretzel is delicious!" Dwayne said, "Pretty bad I would say." Junior answered.
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"Central Park! I think were the first ones here!" Viola said as she and Tai got out of the taxi and ran off. "Congratulations Performers! You reached the mid-point chill zone. Get your next tip from the Don Box right here." Don said as Tai handed him the tip. "Go to the boathouse and rent a boat to find the final tip hidden in the pond." Viola said as she read the tip.
"Central Park! Look! The chill zone!" Junior said as they passed the last block. "But the Ice Climbers are ahead of us!" Dwayne said. "Not on my watch!" Junior said as he chucked a pebble into Popo's wheelchair. "Huh? The wheel stopped moving!" Nana said. "Hand me your tip and you're safe." Don said as Father and Son arrived. "Here you- No!" Junior cried as the wind blew the tip out his hand and into the fountain.
"I have to wedge this pebble out!" Nana said as she grabbed a stick and began to push the pebble. "Hurry!" Popo said as he ripped off his mouth bandage and saw Dwayne jump into the fountain. "I see the tip!" Dwayne said as he reached down and grabbed it. "But the Ice Climbers are on the chill zone! It's over." Junior said, "Not yet!" Dwayne said as he tossed the tip into Don's hand. "Father and Son get second!" Don announced as they got their tip and ran off.
"Popo, Nana, I'm sorry, you are out of the race." Don said. -Cue the sad montage- "We made it really far." Nana said, "All for nothing." Popo said. "Don't think like that." Nana said as she pushed his wheelchair. "We did tons of things like playing golf, making tacos, ring tossing, and racing together." Nana said, "I guess that is something. Let's go." Popo said as they went off into the sunset.
"There's the boathouse!" Viola said as he and Dwayne ran in, "Can we rent a boat?" Viola asked, "Sure thing." the man in the boathouse said as Viola and Tai got in a boat. Father and Son got in a boat right after them. "See the tip anywhere?" Dwayne asked, "Nope, it's probably on the other side of the pond." Junior replied as they began to paddle faster.
"Lily! Come back!" Viola said as Lily jumped into the pond, "I'm trying to help you!" Lily thought as she picked up the tip. "I found a tip! Ow! Ow!" Junior yelled as he got back onto the boat. "Holy ****! There's glass all over you!" Dwayne yelled. Junior was bleeding all over, "I have the tip... get to the chill zone, please." Junior said as he passed out. "Nobody messes with my son!" Dwayne yelled as he paddled the boat as fast as he could.
"Nice Lily! You got the tip!" Viola said as she and Tai got off the boat and ran off. "I can do this!" Dwayne said as he picked up Junior out of the boat and carried him over his back as he ran off.
~Confessional~ Dwayne
"I think we can win. I have to win!" Dwayne said.
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The final chill zone was in view and everyone who had been eliminated was watching. "Go Performers!" Aimee cheered, "Why them?" Jake asked, "They do things similar to us, that's all." Aimee replied. "We should be in the finale ey'e!" Ezekiel complained, "Just shut up, we got last." Reese said.
~Confessional~ Best Friends
"I never expected the Performers to make it this far!" Ness said, "And their bunny is so cute!" Lucas said.
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~Confessional~ Musicians
"We get fourth! Unfair! It's that stupid piano's fault!" Allison yelled, "Maybe next time." James said as he tried to calm her down.
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"Almost there!" Viola said as Dwayne caught up to them, "Nobody messes with my son!" Dwayne yelled as he ran past them. "No!" Viola shouted as Dwayne stepped onto the chill zone. "Father and Son are the winners!" Dwayne said as everyone except the Dramatics cheered. "Wait, we won? We won!" Junior said as he woke up. "Yep, we won!" Dwayne said.
-Cue the sad montage- "We got second, better than I expected." Viola said, "I had fun." Tai said, "Oh my god! You finally spoke!" Viola gasped, "I had fun doing this race with Viola, she is a good partner." Tai said as Viola burst into tears, "Thank you so much! I've always wanted to hear that!" Viola cried, "Your welcome. And congrats to Dwayne and Junior." Tai said as they took a seat with the others.
-Cue the montage of their best moments- "We won!" Junior cheered, "I know! It's amazing!" Dwayne said, "We got to take a trip around the world!" Junior said, "And now we get to move to California!" Dwayne said. "I love you dad." Junior said as he hugged Dwayne, "I love you too son." Dwayne said as he hugged Junior.
"Yes go ahead, throw your money on the ground!" Don sarcastically said as Dwayne and Junior threw the money in the air. "Anyway, that wraps it up! See us next time on... the Ridiculous-er Race!" Don said as the camera turned off.
"Thank you for reading our story!" Lemmy said as he and Sarah walked onto the screen, "Yeah, thanks for all your support!" Sarah said. "We hope you enjoyed this season!" she finished. "We tried to make it better than the other two seasons." Lemmy said, "And I think we improved." Sarah said. "Bye!" they both said as the camera turned off.
Rankings:
20th: Farmers
19th: Mafia Twins
18th: Daters
17th: Best Friends
16th: Twins
15th: Dramatics
14th: Grammas
13th: Brothers
12th: Reality TV Pros
11th: Troublemakers
10th: Sisters
9th: Opposites
8th: Gamers
7th: Artists
6th: Royals
5th: Flirters
4th: Musicians
3rd: Ice Climbers
2nd: Performers (Winners in Australian version)
1st: Father and Son