CHAPTER 3:

WHO MURDERED OBAMA???

"I haven't been at a hot spring in forever. I forgot what it looked like. How about you, Tosen?" Gin asked, forgetting that Tosen couldn't see.

"I wish I could see where you were," Tosen muttered, an angry mark forming on his head. He hated those little jokes.

"Why is that?" Gin asked. He was fairly curious at Tosen't remark.

"So that I could see where to punch you," Tosen answered.

"Oh..."

"Stop bickering, you two. Now, here are our fake I.D's. Aren't you surprised at my creativeness?" Aizen said, handing out the cards.

"I'm George Bush," Gin said questionably. "Are you sure this will work?"

"I'm sure if my name isn't Bill Clinton. And it's not. But here, it is," Aizen answered.

"I'm Barrack Obama, and I approve this I.D card," Tosen said.

"The names are... interesting. But what's with the politics? I mean, couldn't I be Hirohito or something?" Gin asked.

"Of course not. Everyone would suspect us. But if we use American names, the no one will suspect us. Duh!" Aizen answered.