CHAPTER 7:
NEMO STRIKES!!!
Nemu walked slowly down to room 318. At this time, she knew that a certain someone would be getting ready for bed. She knocked. Uryu didn't know that this would be the best and the worst night of his life...
"Come in!" Uryu called. Nemu walked in.
"Hello, Uryu," she said in a melancholy tone.
"You're... hold on! Let me think... I've got it! You're Nemo! I knew you looked familiar!" Uryu proudly declared.
"I'm not Nemo, you idiot."
"Then you're...DORI!!!"
"I didn't know humans could be this stupid... My name is Nemu Kurotsutchi. You know, the girl that gave you the antidote to the poison, gave you the Quincy artifact, helped you and Renji defeat Szayel, you know."
"Nemu... Nemu... Nemu... Nope!" Uryu could be quite air-headed outside of school and sewing.
"This is hopeless. Whatever was I thinking?" Nemu had given up hope. If it hadn't been for her butt-munch of a father, she wouldn't even be in this stupid hot spring listening to an imbecile of a Quincy.
"Wait! I remember!" Uryu shouted. Even though it was a complete lie, why not humor the poor girl? She obviously had good taste in men. I mean, who wouldn't want a piece of the U-Man? (About half of the people. Except for me. Too bad I'm too young for you...)
"You do?! Wait, are you just saying that to humor me? And yes, I have good taste in men. But please, do not call yourself the U-man. It's sorta creepy," Nemu said. She would make a very good fortune teller.
"Although, I'll make sure that you never forget my name again..."
"What do you mean? Stop! Don't come any closer! I'm warning you! I'm a Quincy!"
"Spongebob won't save you now, Uryu..." Nemu kept creeping closer...
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Poor Uryu... Well, at least Nemu won the bet. :D At least the Quincy clan may be repopulated. Who will the next couple be? Find out on the next chapter of "Vacation: All I NEVER Wanted."