CHAPTER 8:

THE KING AND THE QUEEN

There's absolutely no way that Ichigo will ever like me. He'd probably like someone like Orihime. She's soft-spoken, she has good manners, she's always polite to you, even if you don't want her to. Sometimes I just wanna smash her face in with a big wooden log, twist it around, and leave her so that the crows can feed on her. Dang! I'm sounding sadistic!

Rukia thought that there was no way that Ichigo would like her. He would like someone like Orihime, right? Big No No!

Rukia doesn't like me. She's probably in love with Renji. He and Rukia have been friends since they were little, he's nice, and luck is just never on my side! I really just wanna grab Zangetsu, slice it into Renji's being, and see what happens to him. Rukia'll probably just help him out and leave me to die...

Rukia was in love with Renji, right? No!

Rukia knocked on the door to Ichigo's room. Why was she doing this? She loved Ichigo. But did he love her? What if he rejected her? What if he was in there right now making out with Orihime and possibly doing... that...

"Come in," Ichigo said.

Rukia walked in. "Hi," she said sheepishly.

"Rukia?! Uh... hi! Come in. What is it?" Ichigo was thoroughly surprised.

"Look Ichigo," Rukia began, "Ireallylikeyousodon'trejectme!!!" Rukia said together in one big word. (translation: I really like you, so don't reject me!)

"I... like you, too," Ichigo said after a few seconds.

"Y-you do?" Tears filled Rukia's eyes. "Th-that's... great!!!"

"So," Ichigo began, looking at the ground.

"Yeah?"

"Do you wanna... you know..."

Rukia smiled slyly before walking over to the lamp, turned out the light... and you don't wanna know no more.

Ichigo's Inner World...

Hichigo Shirosaki laughed to himself, then directed his laugh at Zangetsu. "Hey, old man, you owe me fifty yen!"

Zangetsu sighed and dug into his wallet for the dreaded blood money...

How will Orihime react when she finds out about this? Will she be driven to kill? How will Byakuya react to this? Will he be driven to kill? Why am I asking you this? Find out on the next chapter of "Vacation: All I NEVER Wanted.

Author's Note: The couples are as follows:

IchiRuki

IshiNemu

HitsuHina (she'll come soon)

Shunsui and Nanao (I don't know their couple name)

Rangiku and Gin (I don't know them either)

Orihime and Aizen (Orihime wants it, I swear!)

(If there's anyone I missed that is in the story, please review)