Vacation: All I NEVER wanted

by d-E-a-D-12349876-a-C-c-O-u-N-t

This is a story about all the BLEACH couples that I enjoy. If you like OriIchi or IshiHime, don't read the story. Please do not be offended about the politics in this. I thought that it was funny, but if you don't then I am very sorry. Please review. Thnx

9. CRAZY CHIPMUNK ARRIVES!

CHAPTER 9:

CRAZY CHIPMUNK ARRIVES

"Well Captain, I'm going to go take a bath!" Rangiku called as she walked out the door of room 319. Toshiro was happy that she left.

"Finally... Now I can relax, do some paperwork, and try to sleep. Now why did I come here in the first place? Let's see... Meme... no, I only see her on the weekends... Mama... no, I don't have one... Momo! That's it! Rangiku said that she would come..."

At that moment, the door slammed open. There stood Momo Hinamori. "Shiro-chan, why didn't you tell me you were coming here? I was looking everywhere for you. And look, here you are, relaxing, drinking hot chocolate!"

"Matsumoto said you were coming. I decided to trust her for once. Isn't it funny that this once I trusted her and she lied?! Ha... ha... ha...?" Toshiro looked at Momo. She was obviously miffed off.

"I've missed you, Momo," Toshiro tried improvising. Maybe it would calm down the savage beast. (I don't think it's working, Toshi.)

"TOSHIRO HITSUGAYA! HOW DARE YOU... wait. Why am I yelling at you?" Momo forgot why she was angry. Maybe that's cause she's... oh, I don't know... A LUNATIC!!! MOMO HINAMORI IS A COMPLETE LUNATIC!!! (Sorry, did I get off topic?)

"Well, I guess that means you weren't angry at all... Right?" Toshiro really hoped this work...

"I guess you're right, Shiro-chan. So, how's your vacation been?" Momo asked with a smile.

Why is Momo so stupid? Why was Toshiro able to trick her? Who will the next couple be? Find out on the next chapter of Vacation: All I NEVER Wanted.