CHAPTER 10:

WHY NANAO HATES SLEEP OVERS...

Why am I here again? Nanao asked herself as she sat on a bed at Shunsui and Jushiro's sleep over. How did I wind up here?

1 Hour ago...

"Nanao-chan, will you come to mine and Joey's (nickname for Jushiro,) sleep over? It'll be really fun. There's snacks, sake, and we'll play games!" Shunsui asked.

"Sir, you're a grown man and you're having a sleep over with snacks?" Nanao asked skeptically.

"Of course. You can't have a wicked awesome sleep over without snacks. You'll go hungry."

"I... see... Well, why do I have to go? I don't like sleep overs. They're very childish," Nanao retorted.

"I bet Lisa-chan would've come..." he replied, putting emphasis on the chan.

"Well, I suppose I'll have to come. I wouldn't want you to have a hangover and forget to come back to the Seretei after vacation... but that's the only reason why! It's not like I haven't been to other sleep overs," Nanao lied. The truth was, she had never been to one alive or dead. Maybe it was because no one liked her in the academy.

"Great! Come to my room at seven. Remember, my room number is 321. That's easy to remember."

How could 321 not be easy to remember? It was Nanao's new favorite number... aside from 8. Eight was a sacred number. But right now, 321 was a heavenly number to Nanao.

At the sleep over...

"Nanao-chan, you came!" Shunsui called when she walked in. "You still have your hair up? If I were you, I would put it down. It's very uncomfortable to sleep in."

"What about you? You still have your hair in a ponytail!" Nanao countered.

"That's true, but I took out my hair pins. Let me tell you, those are uncomfortable to sleep in," Shunsui said.

"This is going to be so much fun!" Jushiro said picking up his pillow. "PILLOW FIGHT!!!" he called hitting Nanao in the head. Her glasses fell off, and she heard a snap.

"Oops..." Jushiro said looking at the glasses that were falling apart. "Nanao, I accidentally broke your glasses..."

"You what?!"

"Sorry."

"You're a dead man..."

And that's why Ukitake walks with a limp...

Why am I here again? Nanao asked herself as she sat on a bed at Shunsui and Jushiro's sleep over. How did I wind up here?

"I'm sorry about your glasses, Nanao-chan. Joey didn't mean to step on them," Shunsui said.

"I know, I just didn't expect this out of a sleep over," Nanao said sighing. "You know what? I was glad to come here because I had something to tell you!"

Shunsui stopped. "Joey, get out of the room."

"What if I don't wanna?" Jushiro asked.

And that's why Ukitake can't walk at all...

"What is it?" Now Shunsui was interested.

"Look, Captain, I really like you. And so," Nanao turned out the lights.

It turns out that Nanao didn't hate sleep overs after all...

What will become of this? Why can't Jushiro walk? Where is Barrack Obama? Find out on the next chapter of "Vacation: All I NEVER Wanted."