I ended up walking to school with Jay and Naruto, the blonde telling us his interesting story about how he became a ninja. I ruffle the blondes hair and congratulate him, blushing when he blushes like the cuteass he is.
"Ok, so each of you will be put into squads of three, there will be one squad that only has two people, I'll explain that to those two at the end of class," Iruka-sensei declares and I sigh half-heartedly, Jay seemed to find that funny.
While Iruka-sensei lists off teams I start to get sleepy, I rest my head in my hands and yawn, I think I was even asleep for a little while, though I wish I wasn't.
Small tanned figures poke the paler boys pale soft chubby cheeks, the owner of the chubby cheeks giggling and poking her back. The two young kids stare at each other with soft but wide smiles, a third child running towards them with tears pouring from their pale green eyes. Gaara, the red haired pale child, gently whispered the name of the person who was sat in front of him and she turned around, gasping at the sight of her crying twin.
"Mikano? What is wrong?" She asks, flinching when the short haired girl pulls out a kunai and cuts her sisters hair so that they were roughly the same.
"Mika, Okaa-san wants to kill me, you can't let me die! Please- I'm so scared!" The weaker child continues to cry, Gaara's sea blue eyes widen and he grips Mika's hand in his own, protectively.
"Mikano-san, Mika-chan." He says softly, scared for his friend and her sister. Mikano turns and glares darkly at Gaara, picking him up from his collar and throwing him onto the ground. Mika screams and pushes her small body off of the sand, standing between her sister and her closest friend.
"Nii-chan, how did Okaa-san find out about it? I have been hiding it..?" Mika questions lowly, her emerald eyes sparkling under the sun. The skinnier weaker twin growls lowly, guilt showing in her sightless eyes.
"I told her, she promised me that she wouldn't let-"
"- seven will have Naruto Ukumaki"
I yelp and wake up, before groaning and laying my head in my hands again, why does he always have to shout Naruto's name? Its like he thinks the blonde is hard of hearing. Well I guess it is good thing that dream ended when it did, I look at Jay with soft eyes, smiling gently and looking back at the table.
"Sakura Haruno"
With that Sakura slams her head into the table and Naruto cheers. I yawn softly, Sakura had really pretty eyes that were almost on par with my own, maybe if my eyes were normal they'd be the same.
"And Sasuke Uchiha"
This time the roles reverse, Naruto slamming his head into the table with Sakura cheering. Ok, more like poor Naruto. Oh well, thats team seven I guess. Jay slumps over, Sakura leans forwards and pokes her tongue out at the freckled purple haired girl, this makes the latter grow a fire in her usually kind eyes. Jay turns around and sticks the finger up at Sakura, who does a peace sign and smirks.
Iruka then starts calling out squads 8, 9 and 10. I almost cry when I finally hear my name.
"Squad 11 will consist of Mika Kaguya and Jay Shiranu" I see a strange look on Iruka's face, it seemed concerned, but when he noticed my curiosity he instantly cleared his face of any worry. He's good at hiding his emotions, well sometimes he is.
"W-wait, aren't you forgetting a third member?" I ask and he shakes his head swiftly, making my eyes widen. I smile widely and turn to Jay, who was scrunching her face up with a stupid expression.
"Y-you mean..."
"Thats right, you two are the duo squad,"
"No way, Iruka-sensei can I join team 11? I mean Mika and I are great friends plus Jay sucks at Ninjutsu," Kiba shouts and Iruka gets an irk mark, he was pissed since I had interrupted him twice already. I sigh, knowing that Kiba was definitely going to get me in trouble.
"No, it is more equal if idiots like you go with geniuses like Shino and Hinata. Mika and Jay work together because Jay is dumb and Mika is smart, if you swapped into their squad poor Mika would be stuck with two idiots!"
Kiba jumps up, his fist raised to Iruka. Jay has flames in her eyes (its a reoccurring event so get used to it) as she punches the desk and makes it crack.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME AN IDIOT?" They both shout and Iruka gets even more pissed, stepping forwards. I flinch, those two are asking for it.
"YEAH, I AM! NOW SHUT UP AND STOP COMPLAINING!"
They both shut up begrudgingly, I rub my temples, those two could easily be friends if they just stopped being stubborn. I fall back asleep, not needing to hear anything else. I knew my fate was sealed.
Dream/memory
"Ew you mean you actually have a crush on that mutt?" Jay asks and I blush, looking away. Jay rolls her eyes and wraps an arm around me, smirking like a snake when my face goes from pink to red. This was before people had figured out how much of a sucker I was for affection.
"Listen Mika, of all the people you could possibly like Kibaka has got to be the worst possible option-"
"Really? But he's sexy as shhit son-"
"Ewewewew please do not make me throw up, I had a really nice tomato sandwich this morning that I've grown fond of. Listen Kibaka is not rugged, he's stupid and ugly and he smells and I bet he's not a fan of tomatoes" Jay tries to explain and I look away from her, my eyebrow twitching.
"Just because you don't like him doesn't mean he's the worst thing on the planet!" I shout and an irk mark grows on her forehead as she flicks mine.
"ITS JUST PLAIN MATHS MIKA!" She shouts and I glare at her, crossing my arms and looking away.
"Like you'd have any knowledge with maths," I sneer with an evil smirk and she growls, running towards me. I easily dodge and she rams right into Shikamaru who was just walking past calmly. The spikey haired boy shouts out in protest then slams his head onto a tree...he passes out and Jay goes silent for once. We both crouch over him, Jay poking him continuously with a stick. Shikamaru starts snoring and I quickly cover my mouth to suppress my laughter. Jay doesn't.
"BAHAHAHA THAT LAZY BASTARD WAS PROBABLY SLEEP WALKING"
BRING BRING WAKE UP
The irritating school bells blare and everyone runs off, poor Mika (me) almost has a heart attack. When the bells rung I scream and cling onto Jay who punched me in the gut, the hit sent me back to my seat, guess she was still grumpy. Iruka-sensei coughs and I look up with a pained expression. Her hits were almost scarier than Sakura's.
"You two will not have a Joúnin like most squads, instead you will have two chunin twins," Iruka-sensei explains randomly.
"Also you will be taking part in high ranked missions, if you ever do them, with another squad. For example if squad 8 were to go on a C ranked mission your squad would join up, got it?" Iruka asks. Jay makes a dumb noise and I groan loudly, earning an elbow to side of my chest.
"Not again," I squeak as I slam my head against the table. Iruka sensei taps my head and I look up with tears in my eyes.
"Yeah I understand-" I send Iruka a pout to which he just laughs and ruffles my hair.
"You'll be fine, the twins aren't identical so poor Jay won't get confused-"
"STOP CALLING ME DUMB, STUPID ROTTEN TOMATO!"
time skip son
"Imagine if squad seven went on a c ranked mission? We'd get to be with Sasuke," Jay fangirls and I groan loudly, earning her attention.
"What's your problem?" She asks with an all too innocent smile. I send her a pointed glare to which she sends me a sadistic smile in return.
"I don't want to hear you talk about Sasuke," I grumble darkly and her eyes widen with a ridiculous amount of shock that looked too stupid to be fake.
"But Mika, you know how I feel about him-"
"Yeah so? Did I ever gossip about Kiba when I liked him?" I ask and she pouts, looking at me like a depressed puppy.
"But you don't like Kibaka anymore and Kibaka is ugly and smells and he probably doesn't eat tomatoes and and-"
"Sasuke and I hate each other." I point out and she starts anime crying.
"I understand completely," She grins cheekily and I let out a sigh of relief.
"You're jealous, miss Mika wants this fine ass to herself," she suggests slyly and I groan in annoyance, before waving my hand at her lazily, sniffing the air and catching the familiar scent of my other best friend.
"Whatever," I decide, getting up and dusting myself off. Once I finish that task I stand at the edge of the roof, sending a cheeky grin in Jay's direction.
"What is that look?" She asks, getting up and standing next to me.
"Lets go prank Shika~" I suggest, pointing to a sleeping boy. Jay's eyes widen and she smirks, jumping off the roof. Is she crazy?! Theres no way she can make that jump without a run up! I quickly jump after her, grabbing her falling figure and landing perfectly on the roof that Shikamaru is sleeping on.
"Idiot," I punch her on the head and she laughs sheepishly. She stands up and looks at the building we were previously on, an oblivious look in her eyes.
"I really thought I was going to make it" She notes dumbly and I face palm, this girl is going to kill me. I decide to move on, sneaking to the sleeping figure of Shikamaru, this is the second time I've done this in a week. Jay puts him in a genjutsu, making him dream about something stupid. Last time it was that he got a mullet and started calling everyone 'mate'.
I get out some paint, don't ask how I get it, and roll him over on his back. I start drawing a really realistic deer. Jay starts giggling and I suppress my own laughter. When I finish I grab her arm and jump onto the floor, when we get far enough away we start pissing ourselves with laughter. Then Ino and Choji started waking up Shikamaru, probably 'cause they wanted to have lunch as a team and I sand teleport Jay and I to safety.
Time skip daughter son
"We are here to collect Jay and Mika,"
All the squads were supposed to go back to the classroom so that our sensei(s) could collect us and introduce themselves. Jay and I were the first to go. I notice a slight blush on Jay's face and I roll my eyes, getting up and walking to the Chunin. Also Shikamaru was now wearing a different outfit, which I found amusing.
The female twin nods and puts a hand on our shoulders, the boy nods back and does a hand sign, teleporting us all to a training field, I never went to this one so it must be pretty far away from the academy.
"Sit on those logs please," The female twin says and we both nod silently, doing what she had asked of us. The twins didn't have too many differences, I mean they both had soft blonde hair and blue eyes, but their faces were definitely different. The female twin has a sporty look to her, she has her headband on her arm and her muscles are pretty intense. The male twin is the opposite, he looks more into reading and tactical plans, yet he also seemed pretty dorky. Speak of the devil, said twin stares at me and I raise my eyebrows. He doesn't seem to notice, his face completely cold and blank.
"So, I'll start by introducing myself, my name is Yuu Hitori, I specialise in Taijutsu and strength, I like the sunrise and going camping, I dislike being lied too and boring missions." Yuu finishes with a slight bow and a smirk in my direction, its like they don't even notice Jay, who was looking at the two of them with excitement, like a child on christmas.
"She is the Kaguya." The male twin grunts. I feel Jay tense up next to me, I look at her to see a dark scowl on her normally easy going face. My best friend jumps in front of me, a kunai clutched tightly in her hand. It felt like she would never let them near me. It was scary, I am so used to being the protector, Its new for me to be protected. I thought I wasn't worth being protected before I met Jay. The purple haired girl did threaten and almost break Kiba's arm so I guess it wasn't a surprise that she'd go feral to protect me.
I jump up, putting my hands on my shorter friends shoulders.
"W-what are you doing?" I ask and she snarls, nodding her head in the male twins direction, I've never seen her so tense. Its like she was putting up this tough facade to intimidate them and honestly it was working.
"I have a bad feeling about him, until he proves himself to me I won't let him touch you, I promise," She mutters and my eyes widen. I look at Yuu to see her sigh irritably, flicking her brothers forehead protector. Jay...she really cares about me..
"I'm sorry girls, my idiot brother just doesn't understand. You see, our parents were killed by a member of the Kaguya clan, but don't worry, he wasn't going to lay a single hand on you," She growls to her brother, putting him in a headlock. She starts beating him up and my eyes widen, so, my clan did that? Why is Yuu so nice to me then? I take a shaken step back, almost tripping over the log. Jay turns around, a new look in her eyes, she seemed to be concerned, this new Jay really left me speechless. I was so used to the cheeky idiotic dumbass, I had never fully seen this..scary intimidating badass side. Even with Kiba.
"Mika, let me take us back to my house, i-"
"AHH GIRLS PLEASE, LET US REDEEM OURSELVES OVER SOME BBQ!" Yuu suddenly shouts, jumping and pulling us into a hug. My eyes widen and I smile slightly, Yuu doesn't seem so bad. Jay casts Yuu a glare before looking at me. I blink twice and she lets out a deep breath I didn't know she was holding.
"Sure." She finally decides and Yuu cheers loudly.
"I'm so sorry about my brother Ryu, he's just trying to creep you girls out, he would never attack you Mika, especially since you'd probably beat him without my help. Besides he didn't actually want to fight you, just test your abilities," Yuu rambles on, I glance at Ryu to see him send me a weird smile. Jay glares at him and he looks away.
"I'm sorry Mika, Jay..." Ryu mumbles, Jay sends me an unsure look and I nod. She sighs but lets her guard down a bit, scoffing the pork into her mouth.
"It is ok" She says begrudgingly for me, with her mouth full.
"Yeah, no hard feelings," I mumble, eating quickly so they don't see my face.
Yuu and Ryu watch me, their eyes widen and they both jump towards me.
"Y-you have scales?" They ask in harmony and my face turns red, I look down.
"Yeah" I mumble, suddenly I hear the sound of a scraping chairs. I look up to see the twins both staring at my face in awe, my mask pulled down.
"So pretty," Yuu admires, touches the scales. I blush even more and they get the hint. They return to their seats, once again stuffing their faces.
"So, lets pick up where we left off, Ryu introduce yourself," Yuu demands, smacking Ryu's back. He nods slowly, a slight smirk on his face.
"My names Ryu Hitori, I specialise in Genjutsu and Ninjutsu, I like bbq and forests, I dislike boring missions and liars" He says, winking dramatically. Wow, and I thought he was a strong silent type.
"My name is Jay Shiranu, I specialise in Genjutsu, I like practising genjutsu in the form of pranks and tomatoes and I dislike judgemental people and Kiba" Jay says cooly. All eyes land on me and I turn slightly red.
"My name is Mika Kaguya. I specialise in Ninjutsu, Taijutsu and sneakiness, I like lightning, lakes, sand and fire and I appreciate having my hair being petted I dislike the ocean, being scared and being stared at," I mumble, stabbing my food while I speak.
Yuu and Ryu both clap twice and I look up.
"Tomorrow we will be doing a training exercise of a sort, basically you'll spar against us," Yuu starts, pointing at Ryu when she finishes.
"and if we deem you unworthy we send you back to the academy, meet us at the training field we were in before at 4 am. Oh and you should probably get a good nights sleep," Ryu adds and then they both stand up in harmony, its creepy how they move so in sync.
"Cause you'll need it," they say together before disappearing.
"Well, they were something," I manage to say. Jay nods slowly, eating all the left overs before getting up and stretching. I fix my mask and stand up with her.
"Yes yes yes, I can't wait to fight them."
Time skip
"Troublesome Kaguya just because you can't sleep doesn't mean I don't want to sleep." Shikamaru says from the other side of the door and I whine, scratching the wooden door like a dog. Shikamaru's mum and I get along very well and the second she saw me wondering around aimlessly so late at night she insisted I stayed over. So here I am, sitting in front of Shikamaru's door with my head against it.
"But Shikamaru, I'm so bored and you can tell me stories so I can fall asleep, plus no one has hugged me today" I complain again and I hear him groan loudly, I smirk as he slowly walks up to the door and pulls it open, yelping when I practically fall onto his legs. After I get up we both sit on his bed cross legged facing each other. Shikamaru glares at me and I smile sheepishly.
"So...tell me a story?" I ask and he frowns, looking at me like I'm an idiot.
"I haven't done that since we were 9, why do you suddenly want to hear a story now?" he flinches when I lay down with my head in his lap and my arms covering my eyes as I yawn softly. I almost shriek when I feel hands on the ticklish spot under my rips, I try to move my hands away but I was clearly caught in his stupid jutsu.
"No-no Shikamaru have mercy" I beg, trying to squirm but I couldn't be bothered. Slowly I feel him bring his fingers towards my ticklish spot and I yelp, trying not to laugh as he tickles my sides expertly. When we first became friends I stayed at his house almost every weekend and it just happened that one weekend we got into a play fight and then this happened.
"NOOO-BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SHIKAMARU STAHP NO HAHAHAH EHEHEHEHAHHAAHAHA PLEAS EHAVE MAHHAHAHAHAHAH MERCYAHAHAHA," I shout between laughter, my body trying to move but being froze by his jutsu, after a torturous 20 seconds more he finally stops and lifts the jutsu. I pounce onto him, he yelps with shock and tries to use his jutsu but I pin his arms on either side of his head, my eyes glare into his and he sighs, his face heating up at the position.
"What a drag, Kaguya could you be less embarrassing please?" He asks and I smirk, using one hand to hold his hands down and my other to jab at his sides. A snort escapes his lips and I smile sadistically, earning a cold glare. I start tickling him and he laughs uncontrollably, he starts trying to kick me away so I stop for a second. He glares at me and I smirk.
"Its not too late to stop this," He bargains and I laugh, getting ready to unleash a crap ton of tickling when I suddenly hear someone else laughing. I quickly jump off Shikamaru and we look at his door to see his dad standing there, tears of laughter practically falling from his face.
"Maa I've never heard you laugh that much son, you too Mika," Shikaku teases, laughing again before letting out a loud sigh, a simple smirk on his face.
"I so should have recorded that, 'could've even played it at your wedd-"
"EH?" Shikamaru and I both shout, I jump off the bed and run towards the unsuspecting Shikaku. He puts his hand on my head to stop me from moving, pushing against me to keep me still. I shout out insults whilst he just laughs, eventually letting go and moving out of my way. Since I was pushing so hard against his hand I go flying into the wall head first. I collapse onto my back, staring at an upside down view of Shikamaru's room.
"You're a jerk Shikaku-san," I growl and the older man just chuckles and walks into the kitchen, probably telling his wife about the whole thing. After the world stops spinning I stand up and look at Shikamaru who was staring at me with furrowed eyebrows. I sigh sadly, I guess he wants me to leave.
"I'm going to go train, sorry for intruding-" I was about to walk away when I hear him groan with irritation.
"You are so troublesome yah know that? What? You think you can just wake me up from a nice sleep then leave? Nuh uh you are staying here," Shikamaru growls stubbornly, pulling me into his room and shutting the door. I smirk at him and he glares at me, for a while we have a staring contest but I win.
"So what should we do?" I ask, leaning against his bed and letting out a loud yawn. Shikamaru shrugs and I stare at him.
"You still owe me a story" I suggest and he blushes, looking away from me.
"Why don't you tell me a story about your past huh? I bet Jay knows everything about your past but I know nothing. You are such a drag," He mumbles and I laugh, messing up his hair before jumping onto his bed and getting comfortable. Shikamaru practically begged his parents for a double bed, so when his birthday came around you can guess what they got him. Anyway he slips in next to me and I roll over, smirking at him evilly and opening my arms for a hug.
"Jealously doesn't look good on you," I tease and he glares at me but crawls into my embrace, gently petting the top of my head and blushing. The unmotivated boy rarely ever hugged me by choice, usually he was just too lazy to argue with me on the whole thing though on some rare occasions he seemed to actually want to hug me. Or at least that is what I had assumed.
"That's exactly what Ino said to me, Troublesome Kaguya," He scowls and I laugh, glancing at the paintings of clouds I did on his roof. That was my present to him for his birthday. He loved it but he was too stubborn to admit it. I lightly reach for his free hand, intertwining it with my own silently, some people said that my constant need for affection was disturbing and that it made them uncomfortable. I suppose it was different but I didn't see it as weird, well obviously, as it was me but still. What was wrong with wanting affection? Human contact, like hugs and hand holding, brought the feeling of happiness and safety, and I speak from personal experience. Naruto and Jay didnt't need me to explain it to them, the second I asked for hugs they were both all over me whenever they could be, Kiba was slightly curious about it but being someone who spent time with animals all day he didn't mind at all. Ino thought that I was a crazy person but she had hugged me at least once and Sakura too, Hinata had also given me hugs. I was who people went to when they actually needed a comforting embrace.
I open one eye and stare at Shikamaru, watching him heat up as his hand pulls away from my own, his lips pressed in a tight line. As I said before, he wasn't so keen on it all. Once I had warmed up to him though he seemed to no longer be bothered by it.
"So what do you want to hear?" I ask and he stiffens before sighing loudly, pulling away from me and rolling onto his back.
"I don't know, tell me something sad that has happened," He suggests and I close my eyes for a second, trying to think of something specific to tell him.
"I have three options,"
"Hmm what a drag why are you making me pick?"
"Do you want to hear a story?"
"2," he decides and I close my eyes, letting the memories flood into my thoughts. The cold soft air blowing gently through Shikamaru's window, the only light we had was from the street light outside.
"Ok, so this was when I still lived with my family-"
"Actually I want to hear about them,"
"Who?"
"Don't play dumb Kaguya."
This makes me laugh softly.
"Ahh ok well...My mums' side was part of the Raidon clan, named after the thunder god. You can guess that they lived in the village hidden by clouds. Rai- I mean my grandfather lost his wife when she gave birth to my mother and instead of hating my mother, he fell in love with h-"
"Ew"
"Not like that Bakamaru."
"Troublesome."
"Stop interrupting me, anyway he fell in love with her and when she turned 16 he started planning on a way to protect her. They moved to the village hidden in the sand and met my father, he's a Kaguya...They-she...I... I was born, the end," I turn around with my back to Shikamaru. Theres no way I can tell him the story about Mikano. No one knows that. I grip onto the blankets tighter. No one ever will. Shikamaru sighs loudly, hugging me softly from behind and resting his head against the back of my neck. That was what made him hugging me so special, because he very rarely initiated hugs, or any physical contact at all.
"Why'd you start the story if you didn't feel like finishing it? That makes me seem troublesome for asking," He says and I can't help but snort with humour, a loud yawn escaping my lips and I lean back against his rising and falling chest.
"Sorry.." I mumble sleepily, turning around and facing him again, Shikamaru stares at me with his black unblinking eyes. I stare back and eventually he looks at the roof, his lips in a tight smile.
"Go to sleep...Bakaguya," He sighs, closing his eyes as he says it. I elbow him and he mumbles insults at me, eventually falling asleep. I stay up for a while longer before letting sleep overwhelm me also.
Little extra moments with Naruto (before graduation)
"Nah, no way. I bet all of my magazines that you will die," I casually pull out like 6 inappropriate magazines and Naruto grins from ear to ear, slapping his own limited edition magazine onto the table.
The two of us were now giggling like evil kids inside of the ramen place, each sitting in front of a bowl filled with their spiciest ramen noodles ever made. Our inappropriate magazines left on the table in Naruto's apartment.
Naruto and I grin and start counting down in harmony, glad that the shop had emptied due to our monstrous presence. When we both reach zero we crack our chopsticks and start scoffing down the noodles. After about 8 seconds of disgusting slurping sounds Naruto began to scream like a banshee, shouting something about fire and how it's my fault. Silly fool, did he forget our first encounter? I can perfectly eat food without addressing the taste to it.
"Even if you won I still think I should keep my magazine, since you threw up all over me.." Naruto glares darkly at me as we both stand under a waterfall together, the ice cold water slamming against us but cleaning away any thrown up noodle residue. A part of me hoped that it washed off the memories too. Disgusting, I barely even chewed those noodles to it was like a stream of just-I shuddered violently and Naruto followed.
"Noooo way! My sexy jutsu will be the best and I need to get all the research I can get," I cackle evilly, shoving Naruto off of the moss covered slippery rock and into the ice cold water. The blonde resurfaces with a loud gasp and glares at me, pulling me in by my ankle and without anything being decided the two of us start trying to race eachother to the shoreline.
When we got there an old unsuspicious looking man was looking down at us, ok no it was the hokage, and Naruto grinned with pure joy.
"Gramps!" He shouts, leaping out of the water to embrace the old man, the hokage smiles softly and rubs the blondes soaking wet hair before he slowly looks over at me, regarding me with a grateful smile.
I climb out two and bow appropriately, shivering just as fiercely as Naruto was.
"I was just popping by to let you both know that this is sacred Hyuga land and that if you do not remove yourself from it the two of you could be arrested..." The hokage then disappears in a huff of smoke and Naruto shouts with shock, climbing back up to grab his jacket and my robe, the two of us taking off as quickly as our freezing butts would allow.
The next morning in class Iruka was calling roll, Naruto and I were sat next to eachother with Jay on the other side of me. The blonde's face was a bit paler than normal and there was an obvious blush on his cheeks, I didn't look much better.
"Mika?" Iruka looks up and sighs when I start coughing loudly, raising my hand and blushing. The brunette sighs and continues calling out names.
"Naruto?" Iruka calls out lazily and Naruto snores in response, earning sneers from the class. I throw my middle finger in the air and gesture it to everyone not in the front row (where my favourites sat) before lightly tapping the sleeping Naruto on the head.
"Ahchoo!! Here Ruka-nensei!" Naruto shouts out with a blocked nose, even I can't resist giggling at that. Iruka rolls his eyes and sighs.
"Why are the both of you somehow sick with a cold at the exact same time as eachother? And, oddly enough, the same time Hyuga-sama found a... an adult magazine in their sacred waterfalls??!!!" Iruka screams at us and I start howling with laughter, Naruto in a mix of sneezing and laughing with me. Detention was a pain in the ass, plus we had to write an apology to the clan head of the Hyuga's who chewed out our asses. Not fun. Ok, it was totally fun with Naruto there.
After that whirlwind of a Sunday afternoon/Monday Naruto and I spent our Tuesday hunting down Sasuke in our sexy jutsu, throwing glitter at him. I almost stopped breathing from the gossip at school, Sasuke was sparkling! He looked like a beautiful anime princess! I hope he sneezes on me (the girl who said that was being serious too..)
Then, on Wednesday I dyed Naruto's hair pink and he returned the favour by swapping all of my masks to hot pink ones. Iruka gave us detentions for distracting the class so I, obviously, pointed at Sakura and said 'Not all of us are born with it, Iruka. I need this fab in my life or I may as well be like you... bland.' And then I was profoundly lectured after school. Then Iruka awkwardly asked me how to be less bland and all I did in return was pants him and sand teleport as far away as I could.
On Thursday we got into a prank war with Shikamaru and Choji (probably a dumb sounding idea since Shikamaru is a genius) which resulted in Naruto, (covered from head to toe in semi-permanent blue dye and wearing a skirt) Chouji, (with a mohawk, drawn on lipstick and covered in honey) Shikamaru, (whose hair was the opposite of spikey, he had a drawn on moustache and he was wearing a bright orange jumpsuit) and finally me. I was covered with glitter, and not like sasuke. No this was glue then glitter and also my hair was spiked upwards like it would look if i were hanging upside down. Anyway we all had to clean up the village of broken water balloons and then stay for detention for a week. My hair stayed up in the air for two full days and I think Chouji still has a honey smell to this day.
Finally Friday, Naruto and my break day. We filled Iruka's bathroom with butterflies and when he opened the door we could hear his scream from miles away.