CHAPTER 13:
THE ARTILLERY ARRIVES!!! RUN ICHIGO!!!
"Excuse me. Do you know what Ichigo Kurosaki's room number is?"
"Ummm... why yes! It's room 318. Have a nice day!" the receptionist said to Byakuya Kuchiki.
"It's go time, Kurosaki," Byakya muttered as he stepped into the elevator.
"Ken-chan! Can we get some snacks before visiting Ichi? Please?" Yachiru asked.
"No."
"Captain, I'll take her," Yumichika offered.
"Whatever."
"Yea! Pretty Boy and me are going to get some snacks!" Yachiru cheered.
It was strange because Yumichika had a different idea in mind...
Ichigo looked at Rukia lovingly. "I'm really glad that you aren't Orihime..."
"Me too."
The door slammed opened to reveal none other than Byakuya Kuchiki. DUN...DUN...DUN!!!!!
"Byakuya-Nee sama!" Rukia practically squealed. Why did he have to come now?
"I came for Kurosaki..." Byakuya growled.
"Well then, I guess it's safe for me to run!" Rukia called as she ran out of the room.
"RUKIA!!! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH YOUR BROTHER!!! I MIGHT DIE!!!" Ichigo yelled after her.
"How dare you... do... that... with my sister?! She's not from your world. You have no right to be with her. You two are very different. She deserves someone better than you. Renji would suffice. Although I was thinking some prince from somewhere. Like maybe someone from this really-" Byakuya was cut off.
"Dude! They may depict you as a quiet captain, but when you start talking you won't stop! You just keep babbling! It gets really annoying after a while!" Ichigo yelled.
"How dare you criticize me?! I am the captain of the sixth division! If anything, I should be criticizing you about something. Like how your hair's too spiky. You could poke someone eye out with that hair. And your sword. It's as big as you are. It's a health hazard to all Shinigami. And another thing-"
"You're doing it again! Someone should get a shock collar and shock you every time that you start talking!" Ichigo stated.
"That's rude! You are so disrespectful to those who are higher above than you. I should report you to Captain Yamamoto. Oh, he would chew you up and spit you out. He would have you learn to respect people in five minutes. And then-"
"STOP IT!!! IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL AND IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T MAKE YOU HOT! IT'S A WASTE OF IMPORTANT AIR! MAYBE I SHOULD TELL YAMAMOTO ON YOU! HE'D CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT!!! OH YEAH-"
"There's a way of correcting people nicely, you know. Besides, you're doing it, too. How dare you criticize me when you're doing exactly what I'm doing. It's very rude to be a hypocrite. You know-"
"STOP IT!!! BOTH OF YOU!!! I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO YOU TWO FOR A HACKIN' TWENTY MINUTES!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO LISTEN TO YOU BOTH?! I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING-"
"You're doing it, too," Byakuya and Ichigo said in unison.
"Aha! I know how to solve our problems!" Byakuya proudly declared.
"How?" Ichigo and Rukia asked.
"With this! I will use the Magic Conch!!! It will tell us what to do! The Magic Conch is the wisest thing on the face of the earth! It will solve our problems. Remember-"
"JUST PULL THE STRING!!!" Rukia yelled.
"Fine. Don't have to yell... Oh Magic Conch! What shall we do?" Byakuya asked as he pulled the string.
"Nothing," The voice recorded shell replied.
"ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!" Ichigo, Rukia, and Byakuya all shouted. Then, they sat down and did absolutely... nothing...for the rest of the night...
What does Yumichika have in plan for Yachiru? Why does Kenpachi want to see Ichigo? Why is the Magic Conch so dang Important? Find out on the next chapter of "Vacation: All I NEVER Wanted."