CHAPTER 15:

THE AFTERMATH

"That weekend was so relaxing!" Rukia called as she and Ichigo walked down to the lobby.

"You can say," Ichigo agreed, kissing her on the lips.

"Kurosaki. I've been looking everywhere for you," Kenpachi smiled. "You. Me. Fight. Now."

"Wow... that sounds so tempting, but I'm gonna have to give you a bit of a rain check. I've got a bunch of things to do. You know," Ichigo said, hoping that he could trick the beast that the eleventh squad called a captain.

"Looks like you've already got your bags packed. Great! Now we can have a real fight," Kenpachi said, pointing to Ichigo's bags.

"Are those mine? Darn. I thought those were Rukia's. It's really easy to get confused, you know," Ichigo improvised.

"Then how come it says 'Property of Ichigo Kurosaki'? I don't think that it's hers..." Kenpachi said with a hint of danger in his tone.

"NOW YOU LISTEN HEAR NOW YOU MEATHEAD! I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU KILL ICHIGO BECAUSE I HAVE HAD THE BEST WEEKEND IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND IF YOU RUIN IT, I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES FOR THE REST OF YOU STUPID LIFE! BESIDES, ICHIGO'S A WIMP, BUT I COULD DEFINATELY BEAT SOME SENSE INTO YOU!!!" Rukia yelled, actually catching Kenpachi off his guard.

"I'm leaving. I'd hate to have that 'thing' nagging at me all the time," Kenpachi said, walking off.

"Ken-chan!" Yachiru cried, climbing on top of Kenpachi. "My face is glowing! Look at it! Isn't that wicked sweet?"

"Sure," Kenpachi said.

"Hello, Captain. I hope you didn't mind if I gave Yachiru a makeover," Yumichika said.

"Whatever," Kenpachi said.

Ikkaku walked up, and the eleventh squad left the hot spring. Cries of joy could be heard around the world.

"Oh, Magic Conch, what should I do now? I mean, should I hop on one foot, should I eat a plate of spaghetti, or my personal favorite, pumble Kurosaki to a pulp? Or maybe I could even-"

"Shut up," the monotone shell replied.

"ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!!" Byakuya cried as he immediately stopped talking for the rest of his life because he couldn't ask what to do next.

Renji walked out with Byakuya and the sixth squad departed.

The elevator opened up and Uryu and Nemu walked out. They really had gotten to know each other. And you know what, maybe Shinigami weren't that bad. At least Nemo wasn't that bad.

"Wasn't that super fun?" Rangiku asked as she and Gin were arm in arm and Toshiro and Momo were even an item.

"It wasn't that bad," Toshiro admitted as he looked at Momo.

Shunsui and Nanao walked down the steps. Shunsui was still lazy, and Nanao was still strict, but they could see through their differences.

"I'm sorry for saying that Lisa would've done everything. In all reality, she wouldn't do half the things that you would," Shunsui said as he gave Nanao a gentle kiss.

The moment would've been perfect if Jushiro hadn't rolled down the steps.

"Use your legs, Joey," Shunsui reprimanded him.

"I would if I could," Jushiro growled.

Clinton and his BIG HOE walked down together. He didn't really have an evil plan, he just wanted to relax. Hey, even evil guys can relax and find love. And Orihime's just a... oh, I don't know... a BIG HOE!!!!!

What ever happened to Barrack Obama you ask? Well...

"Somebody... anybody... help... me... please?" Tosen asked. "I hate you, Bill Clinton..."

"I LOVE YOU BARRACK OBAMA!!! YOU IS MY FAVORITE DUDE!!!!!!!!!" a crazed fan called.

"Yeah, I really hate Bill Clinton..."

I'm sorry this story has to some to a tragic end, but, if you want, I could write a sequel. I hope you enjoyed this story. My next chapter will be special for the people who reviewed.