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THE NOT SO SECRET LIFE OF A HOLLYWOOD STARLET
Chapter 6
BPOV
Alice, Rose, and I couldn't help but giggle the entire way to Emmett's dorm. We were standing in front of his door trying to compose ourselves.
"Okay, okay. You two go hide so they have no clue that it's me." I giggled.
They nodded and quickly hid behind part of the wall in a different hallway.
I winked and stepped up to the door. I could hear soft piano on the other side but quickly passed it as my imagination. I knocked on the door and my imaginary music stopped. After several seconds, it swung open revealing a very cranky looking Edward. He was wearing a blue button up shirt rolled neatly to his elbows and darker blue jeans. Some of his soft looking hair fell into his eyes making him look that much more adorable.
"What do you want?" he asked kindly but to the point after I didn't say anything.
I bit my lip to hide my laugher but composed myself quickly and used a fake accent like the one Audrey Hepburn has at the beginning of My Fair Lady. "'Ello! Is Emmett 'ere?"
Edward gave me a strange look but nodded his head. "Yeah. I'll go get him. You can come inside if you want." He left the door open and led me straight into their living room.
I looked over my shoulder to see Rose and Alice creeping to the doorframe with hands over their mouths. I winked and turned back to Edward.
"I'll be right back with Emmett. So make yourself at home," he told me. He smiled a dazzling smile and loped off to a different.
EPOV
"Emmett!" I whispered yelled. "Where are you?"
"Over here!" he called from his bed.
I turned around and found him completely relaxed with a magazine in front of him. Since when did Emmett read tabloid magazines? I looked a little closer at the magazine to see that it was a People magazine and it had Bella Swan on the cover. Ah, yes. His sister.
When I first saw her, I didn't know who she was. She was so much prettier in person. I had felt something I had never felt before around her. I couldn't explain it but it made my heart speed up and made me smile when she smiled. It made me hang on her every word and watch her every movement. I felt different around her. She just made me so happy. And I couldn't help but agree with every other guy that she was beautiful. But just like every other guy, I would kill to get a date with her.
I had never felt this way before about someone. Every time I saw her picture, I just assumed she was like every other actor or actress – rich, spoiled, and arrogant. But when I met her, she made me realize that she was nothing of the sort.
I shook my head clearing my thoughts of her heart-warming smile and thought back to the girl in the living room with the funny accent. She made me suspicious but she was beautiful and familiar. She made me feel the same way Bella made me feel.
"What is it?" Emmett asked, throwing the magazine.
I scratched the back of my neck. "Um…there's a girl in our living room."
"What?" he asked incredulously.
"I said 'there's a girl in our living room.'"
"Why?"
"I don't know. She has this funny accent and she asked if you were there but she's really pretty." I felt a twinge of jealousy – that beautiful brown-eyed girl in our living room wanted to talk to Emmett even though he had a girlfriend whom he was loyal too.
"Okay," he said sounding confused but made no move to leave.
"Aren't you going to talk to her?" I asked.
"Oh sorry! What? I blanked out."
I rolled my eyes. "There is a beautiful girl in our living room and she wants to talk to you," I said, dumb-ing it down a bit.
He nodded and walked out the room.
BPOV
I tried not to laugh as Emmett came out followed by Edward. "'Ello Emmett!" I ran over and gave him a big hug.
He seemed confused and awkwardly patted my back.
I released him and gave him my brightest smile.
He looked confused – perfect! "Um…I don't mean to seem rude but…who are you?" he asked, scratching the back of his neck not looking into my eyes.
"You don't remember me?" I asked with the silly accent.
"Excuse me?"
"And 'ere I'd thowght that you'd be all 'appy to see me," I said in a hurt voice. I could feel my lip quivering and I sniffed convincingly. I brought my hand up to wipe an imaginary tear from my eye.
Edward's hand was outstretched towards me but he didn't move it.
I tried to keep from laughing and I continued with my act. "No worries. I'll bwe on my way," I said with cheerfulness that even a blind guy could see through. I turned and headed for the door.
"Wait!" Emmett called.
I turned back to them with the sorrowful expression on. "Yes?"
"Could you tell us your name?"
"Wewll, they call me," I said with the accent and then paused for effect. "Bella Swan," I said in my regular voice.
Alice and Rose immediately started laughing from their position behind the couch.
"My gosh Bella! Your…accent…so…funny!" Alice managed between giggles.
I did a little bow and laughed a bit.
"Bella?!" Emmett finally asked.
I smiled and nodded at him.
"Why do you look like that?"
"Do you like it? It's my disguise for school!" I said cheerfully clapping my hands. I was starting to act like Alice – in a scary way.
"Wait, what?!" he asked.
"It's my disguise so that when I go to school with you guys, we aren't stalked by paparazzi."
"You're going to Seattle U?"
I smiled and nodded vigorously.
Emmett scooped me up into a giant hug. "That's awesome Bella! What'd you do to get in? Did you, like, sleep with the school board?"
"Shut up Emmett and no I didn't!" I said as I smacked his head.
"Ow… Or did you give them a load of money?"
"That's called a bribe and yes you idiot!"
"Oh…"
I rolled my eyes. "Jess, my manager, says that I have to do some interviews while I'm here. It's part of our 'agreement.'"
"That's not too bad," Alice said cheerfully.
"Hey!" Emmett shouted.
"What Em?" Rose asked sweetly.
"I'm not an idiot!"
I laughed into my hand. "Sure you aren't."
"So what are we going to do now?" Edward finally spoke up.
"Hm…" Alice tapped her chin. "I've got it! Let's go to a movie!"
"I haven't been to one in soooo long – excluding premiers but I don't really count those." I shrugged.
"It's settled then! We'll go see a movie!" Alice cheered.
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