Tenchu
7: punish the evil merchant
Nicholas: Rosalie, there are many guards at the front gate. I see a path on the left which seems to be safer. But we must kill the guard that patrols the area…….. Rosalie…..??? are you….. listening? Rosalie?!
Rosalie: zzzz
Nicholas: wake up you imbecile….
Rosalie!?
Nicholas: were going from left to right got it?
Rosalie: yeah, yeah, I gotcha…. ( scratch scratch)
Nicholas: were gonna tenchu that poor fellow.
Rosalie: I'm thirsty….
Nicholas: ready!?
Rosalie: uh-huh wait were…. Going…
Nicholas: go!!! Rosalie!?
Rosalie: what?
Nicholas: that's the dangerous way!!!!
Guard! intru…
Rosalie!
Nicholas!!
Rosalie: (crack)
Guard: …der….
Nicholas: ………. Rosalie we musn't alert the guard like that ….. do you understand?
Rosalie: okay…..
Nicholas: Rosalie, do you remember what our objective is?
Rosalie: sorta….
Dead Guard: ooh flashback
Dog: bark bark bark bark bark
Nicholas: were here to kill that fat bastard " echigoya" . he's been disturbing the peace with his town , and we are here to put a stop to him….
Dog: bark bark bark bark bark
Nicholas: shut up!! (wack)
Guard: what!!
Rosalie: ………… hey, yo Nicholas!! Spiderman!
Nicholas: ………
Rosalie: hehe, just kidding, just kidding
Nicholas: (crack )
Rosalie!! (thunk) what the hell you doin???
Nicholas: serves you right.
At echigoya headquarters….
Guard: sir!!! We have intruders!!!!!
Echigoya: what!? How did they find their way in!? I've strategically placed my guards to eliminate any entrance, and they still find their way in!?!?
Guard: sir. I believe they are best of best Ghoda's got. Your replacement of guards were flawless. Yet many guards have been murdered as if a ghost just took their souls they are pros….
Echigoya: have no worries I've hired a body guard for these situations, he's probably cleaning them right now.
Encountering hanabe ….
Nicholas: ………
Rosalie: ………
Nicholas & Rosalie: ………
Hanabe: what!? Where'd you people come from!?!?
Nicholas: …
Hanabe: ah, you must be the pesky intruders I've been informed of…. Well it seems it like you chose the wrong party to crash!!!!!
Rosalie: what party?
Nicholas: your urinating party?
Hanabe: ……. …….. nonsense. I was merely preparing my self for battle I forsaw. This …..is where you die……
Nicholas: step aside or I'll have to kill you…
Hanabe: you have no idea who your dealing with!
Nicholas: (clang) (klunk)!? Rosalie !!!!
Rosalie: sorry, my bad. I was aiming at the urinater over there. You ok?
Nicholas!!
Hanabe: hmph! I should compliment you on your speed. But I am also known for my uncontrolled speed. Let see how you do against my super dynamite special quick illusion aura sonic spinnig ex… what!!!
Poison rice!!
Nicholas: ………………poor fellow hasn't been fed. Little does he know about the result…
Rosalie: who cares.
Hanabe: glfgh!
Nicholas: rest in peace.
Rosalie: piss head.
Hanabe: phew…
Nicholas & Rosalie!?
Hanabe: hahahahaha you fools! You thought such poison rice will kill me? I've eaten so much off the ground, I've become immune to poison! Now !!!! bact to my…… blphgg!
Nicholas: thanks….
Rosalie: pshhh. Don't mention it…
Hanabe: bleagh!!
Encountering echigoya……
Nicholas: echigoya!! Playtime is over!!!!! It is time for you to go to hell!!!! ………
Echigoya: c mon c mon ( tokk!) !?
Geisha: aaaaa!!!!!
Nicholas: your safe now miss….
Rosalie: …………..
Geisha: oh, my brave hero.
Echigoya: might wanna pay attention there little girl!!!!!
Rosalie!
Nicholas: Rosalie!!
Echigoya: (bthoom!)
Geisha: aii!!
Rosalie!
Nicholas: ………
Echigoya: oops….
Nicholas: Echigoya … you've killed enough people…. Kiss your ass goodbye…
Echigoya: w…wait!!! I'm to young to die !!!!
Roonren: Another mission successful by Nicholas and Rosalie.
The End
Author: a Nicholas and Rosalie pairings
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