Tenchu
8: cross the checkpoint
Tazzu!
Tazzu: Stop! Right where you are! You seem to be in a great haste for such a late hour!! Where are you going?!
Kenneth: Hm…. We….. we are going…
Charlene: to kick your ass.
Tazzu: ( angry) Die!
Kenneth & Charlene: (zwipp)
Tazzu!
Kenneth: Two against one is unfair. Charlene, defeat her.
Charlene: why don't you?
Kenneth: I do not hit women its my policy.
Charlene: You hit me last time…
Tazzu: hey!!
Kenneth: Shut Up and go! (slap)
Charlene: ok
Tazzu: maybe you should cut your throat. It'd be less painful that way….
Charlene: its only a fly to swat I can do it in five seconds.
Kenneth: whatever
Tazzu: I guess I'll have to teach you some manners first!!!!
Charlene: (slap slap)
Tazzu: ( breaks sword)
Tazzu: it seems I've estimated your skills prepare for serious punishment you immature jerk!!!
Tazzu!!
Charlene: (zakk)
Tazzu: ugh… !!
Tazzu: w…wait, ug…, you cant do that in this game…, guagh
Charlene: (7 hits! Excellent!!)
Roonren: k.o.
Tazzu: that's kenneth's move…
Roonren: you never had a chance to begin with!! A manji freak is tougher enemy than you,useless.
Manji?
Kenneth: Charlene, please… your making this extremely….. different….
Charlene: and now for the final battle….
Kenneth: uh… actually we haven't even started crossing the checkpoint yet, Charlene…. (sweat drop)
Crossing the checkpoint….
Charlene: keennnnetth(Kenneth)
Kenneth: keep your voice down…
Charlene: wat'cha doin?
Kenneth:…….
Charlene: here I am doing my work, and your on a tree resting….
Kenneth:…….
Charlene: what's up? Hungry? I got some food.
Kenneth: …….!
Kenneth: c…charlene…..!! ( so your not the ice queen?)
Charlene: (gives Kenneth poison rice with a smile)
Kenneth: (slap the poison rice in the hand of Charlene)
Charlene!!
Charlene: you have any idea what the shit your doin?
Kenneth: I've had enough of your horse ass.
Senjuro: Came out to check what caused the loud noise.
Kenneth!! (lifting Charlene)
Senjuro: ………
Charlene!!
Senjuro: ………(sweat drop)
Charlene: (slap slap) ke! Kenneth! Look, look!
Kenneth: oh and as soon as I do what you gonna do?
Charlene: no seriously! Look!
Charlene: I found a suspicious one!
Kenneth: whoa, suspicious!
Senjuro: you're the ones who are suspicious!!!
Charlene: are you ready Kenneth?
Kenneth: oh definitely.
Senjuro!?
Kenneth: URAAAA!
Charlene: (CRACK)
Senjuro!!
Charlene: well that was fun. Lets move along Kenneth.
Kenneth: oh, after you. Phew! That chop of yours. Fantastic.
Charlene & Kenneth: ………………
Kenneth: that's odd….. usually there's guards waiting at the exit…
Charlene: maybe they got lazy
Kenneth: not everyone's like you, Charlene.
Charlene: they should be.
Kenneth: well, there's no time to waste. We should hurry on.
Senjuro: hold it there, ninjas.
Senjuro!
Senjuro: w…! wait! Please! Please wait!
Charlene & Kenneth!?
Kenneth: actually were in a bit of hurry, so..
Senjuro: oh! So sorry! I didn't mean to hold you back!
Kenneth: well then…. Take care.
Senjuro: oh! You too! Please be careful!