Previously:
The blonde flung herself into Jack's arms. "Oh Jack" she sighed "I'm in the right world again aren't I?"
Donna watched enviously as Jack buried his nose into the blonde's hair (not that she was jealous or anything, she just wants to know what's going on and it's not fair that Jack already knows) "oh Rosie I missed you so much"
Donna let out a cough "can someone please tell me what's going on?" she demanded.
The two of them pulled apart and stared at her for a moment before Jack answered Donna's question "Donna may I introduce you to Rose".
Donna's eyes widen in realisation "the Doctor's Rose?" she whispered.
Rose's cheeks turned a faint pink "he spoke about me?" she asked.
Donna rolled her eyes "all the time" she said "it was rather sweet when it wasn't annoying. I mean as much as I like to hear about you there are times when you shouldn't go all depressed. It's nice to see you're not 'lost'. I'm Donna"
She offered a hand which Rose promptly took and shook with a firm grip; Donna had to admire this young woman. She was obviously a woman who took no nonsense and could keep the Doctor in his place.
"Rose Tyler" Rose said "so can any of you explain to me why the Doctor can't remember me?"
Jack, Donna and Rose ended up in a café drinking tea as they told each other everything. Donna explained how the Family are after the Doctor and he has to be human for three months and how the TARDIS is now living in the Torchwood Hub and Donna is working for Torchwood so she can keep an eye out for the Family. She also went on to explain how Martha Jones a companion who left the Doctor recently was working undercover for them.
Jack then went on explaining how he couldn't die and how he spent nearly two hundred years waiting for the Doctor while working for Torchwood. He then went on to describe how he changed it to honour her and the Doctor.
Then Rose told them how she got back, how she used the rift and Torchwood's help to get through.
"I think" Jack started "that we should introduce Rose to the team, show her the TARDIS and then slip her back into the Doctor's life while he's still human"
"What the hell are you on about Immortal-Boy?" Donna demanded draining the last of her coffee.
"Well imagine the Doctor's surprise when he opens the watch and finds out that he has Rose by his side or even better in his bed"
"Jack!" Rose shrieked blushing.
"Actually Captain Cheesecake has a point" Donna said "the Doctor would never admit it but he is madly in love with you, so why not let you and him have a few human romantic dates before he opens that flipping fob watch"
"We'll call it Operation Get John Noble (AKA the Doctor) Laid before He Opens the Fob Watch" Jack said grinning.
"Jack!" Rose shrieked again, her cheeks so red that it rivalled Donna's hair.
"Bit of a mouthful" Donna said thoughtfully "but it'll do"
Rose groaned in embarrassment and buried her head into her arms.
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"John! There you are old Mrs Jameson is waiting for her check up" Martha said looking up from the file she was reading, she couldn't help but notice that the Doctor (or John as she was forced to call him) looked dazed. "Err…John are you all right?"
"Huh? What? Oh hello Martha, yeah I'm fine, ok, perfect, brilliant, fantastic…what was the question again?"
Martha had to restrain herself from rolling her eyes; it seemed one thing of the Doctor's that John had kept was his babbling. "You seemed dazed, having a good daydream?"
"Martha, how did you know that Tom was the one for you?" John blurted out.
"Wha…?" Martha murmured feeling confused.
"Well what made you want to…know him better, date him, get engaged, blah, blah, blah" John said waving his hands in the air.
Now how can she put the Year That Never Was into simple human terms without sounding like a nutcase? "Well…he was brave, sweet, intelligent and handsome…I just wanted to know him better"
"You didn't randomly pull him in for a snog?"
No she randomly phoned him and after she hung up and said her goodbyes to the Doctor he phoned her back and they got talking, then he asked to buy her a drink and they ended up engaged very quickly….
"No" she said, best keep it simple. "Why?"
John sighed "there was this woman on the street, a car was going to run her over so I pulled her out of the way…she sort of…kissed me and I kissed her back…there's something about her…something that makes me want to know every single thing about her"
It took all of Martha's restrain to not laugh. The Doctor was crushing on someone, something she thought she would never live to see. "You never know, you might see her again. Now go and do Mrs Jameson's check up before she dies of old age"
"Yes Ma'am" John said snatching the file up and saluting her.
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The cog doors opened and Jack threw his arms out proudly "welcome to Torchwood, we're outside the police and-"
"And beyond the government. We know, we know" Ianto grumbled as he handed out coffees to Gwen and Tosh. "Who are you sowing off to this time?"
"Ianto, Gwen and Tosh I want you to meet Rose Tyler, she's like a sister to me so I expect you three to respect her and be nice" Jack said pulling Rose in and showing her off like a proud parent.
"Whoa who's the hot blonde?" Owen asks as he walks in from the autopsy room.
"Hands of the blonde Owen" Jack said glaring at Owen.
"Oh come on Jack I was just aski-"
"She's not available and if I catch you trying to make a move on her I'll make you wish you were dead"
"I am dead!" Owen exclaimed yanking his top off to show the gunshot wound off.
"Funny I thought the dead stayed silent" Donna muttered as Rose stared at Owen in horror and shock.
"No one asked for your opinion Daphne" Owen sneered.
"Well no one needs to hear you feeling sorry for yourself 24/7, Zombie-Man" Donna sneered back.
"Will you two stop it" Gwen butted in "me, Ianto and Tosh have some work to do and you two having round 347 is not helping"
"Actually it's round 567" Ianto said he leaned over and shook Rose's hand "it's an honour to meet you Dame Rose, looks like we have to make some fake IDs" he then walked off humming to himself.
"Ianto is a bit weird" Donna whispers in Rose's ear "I think he's psychic or something. He used to date Jack before Jack ran off with the Doctor and now he's engaged to Gwen, it's very sweet. Tosh fancies Owen the dead guy but Owen is an idiot. And that's really all the gossip there is here"
Rose nodded silently still staring at Owen in horror before Jack took her hand and began to led her away "Ianto could you make her ID to be Rose Tyler, my half-sister" he calls after Ianto "tonight Donna and I will introduce you properly to 'John' you'll be playing the part of my sister that I never knew till now. After all John is very convinced that he and I have been best friends since our teens"
"Operation Get John Noble (AKA the Doctor) Laid before He Opens the Fob Watch is now starting" Donna said grinning.