We spoke as we traveled to our next destination. At least this time, we didn't have to traverse an entire town. Just half of a town.
Celestia sighed. "What a shame, though. It's nearing winter. Fortunately, I know of some indoor courses."
"I'm pretty surprised you're actually bringing him to our world." said Red.
"I know, isn't it great?"
"He told me he couldn't come with."
"He couldn't." said Celestia, "Now that we have these books, I'll finally be able to bring him to Equestria." She was smiling.
"That's what we want." I said, "So she's been working hard to study them. We're hoping she finds the answers sooner than later."
Celestia paused. "I can't say when we'll be done with the books. We're making progress, but it's slow. I was going to let my former student study them in my stead."
"Yeah, Phil told me about that. He said you were inviting Princess Twilight here."
"I thought it would be an interesting idea. Hmm... What about you, Red? Would you like to stay?"
"I... Uh... I mean... Not really, I guess. I like playing the video games, but it's not like I have any other reason to stay here."
"Also I don't want her here." I said.
"Yeah, and he doesn't want me here."
"So you'll be returning with me, then?"
"Yeah. Your guards know I'm not wanted anymore, right?"
"Of course, of course. I have a question for you though, Red."
"Alright. What is it?"
"This isn't a question out of curiosity, it's an offer."
"Oh... Alright..."
"Would you like to reside with me in my castle and become my student?"
"I... Wow... That's kind of a big offer..."
"You don't have to accept right now. Think it over, Red."
"I... Why?"
"Hmm?"
"Why me?"
"You have a lot of skill, Red Shadow. You could become a great unicorn under my tutelage."
"I don't know... That's never really been my thing, you know?"
"Think it over." said Celestia.
"I... Alright, I'll think it over..."
To get to my destination, I had to go back into town and turn away from the house once more.
"Oh, I recognize these buildings." said Celestia, perking up in her seat.
"I bet you do." I said.
"Red, look at that store." said Celestia, pointing out the window.
Celestia was pointing at the Wal-Mart where I first paid for her services. I mean, met her. I first met her here.
"Um... Ok... What am I looking at?"
"I first met Phil in that parking lot."
"Oh! Wait, how did you get there? How did you first get here?"
"It was a prank by our local Spirit of Chaos, Discord."
"The one and only." the three of us heard from out of nowhere, "I can't believe you went bowling and didn't invite me. Is this any way to treat your cousin, Phil?"
"Did you want to go bowling?" I asked him.
"No, but thank you for asking."
"So you played a prank on Celestia?" asked Red.
"Yes I did. And what a prank it was... Ah, I remember it like it was two months and twenty days ago."
"Yeah, here's a fun prank." I said, "Have your friend meet the love of her life then force her to leave after they fall in love."
"Well, when you put it that way, I sound like a jerk. Anyways, don't let me keep you. Have fun on your date, you three. Red, I recommend staying away from the alcohol."
"Uh... Ok... I didn't even know they... served... What? Why?"
"Celestia has a habit of playing her own pranks on drunk people. Isn't that right, Phil?"
"Discord, shoo." I said, waving my hand in the air.
We heard his laughter before he left us. Celestia was blushing.
"What kind of pranks did Celestia play on you?" Red asked me.
I snickered.
"Red, I don't play pranks on people." said Celestia, "Discord was making a joke."
"Oh..."
"That's exactly what someone who plays pranks on people would say." I said.
"Phil, please."
I smiled. "Well anyways..." I let out, finally turning into our destination's parking lot. *What are the odds I'd arrive just as Discord finished talking, ey?*
"Applebee's." said Celestia, reading off the name of the restaurant after we had gotten out of the car.
"Yep. Surprisingly, they serve neither apples nor bees. I like this place. It's a nice family restaurant. The soup is really good, you're both getting it."
"What if I don't want it?" asked Red.
"What, you think you have a say in the matter?" I asked her.
"I... What?"
"Celestia will eat it." I said.
"He's right." said Celestia.
"What if Celestia doesn't want it?" asked Red.
"I'll eat it. See, you gotta follow the process, Red. The way things are progressing. Come on, ladies."
As we walked through the parking lot, Celestia was sniffing the air. "It already smells yummy..."
"This place serve meat?" asked Red.
"Yep. They also serve not meat, too."
We entered the building. A pleasant smell was in the air. There was a small murmur of people talking.
"Hello, table for three?" asked the lady who stood at the front counter.
"Yep. A booth, please."
"Booth?"
"Yep, booth."
"Of course, right this way."
We followed her to our table. I sat down on one side. Celestia sat next to me and Red sat across the table.
She gave us three menus and said, "Your server will be with you shortly."
"Oh, could we get some kid menus?" I asked.
"Three of them?"
"Yep. Three."
She walked back to the front of the building and returned with the kid menus I asked for. After that, she walked back to her post.
"Kid menu?" asked Red, "What are you, twelve?"
I unfolded my kid menu and picked up one of the crayons. "They're fun." I said.
Celestia was looking through the menu we had been given.
"Hmm... What do you think I should have?"
"Maybe steak."
"What's steak?"
"It's a big, juicy slab of meat."
"I... I don't know if I want... something like that..."
A server came to our table to speak with us. "Hello, welcome to Applebee's. I'll be your server for tonight. Can I start you off with any drinks?"
"Oreo cookie shake, here." I said, "Celestia?"
"Oreo cookie shake? That sounds delicious! I want one."
"I... Alright, I guess I'll have one, too." said Red.
"And three French onion soups." I said, "With extra cheese. All of them. Oh, and two orders of garlic bread."
"Alright, I'll get those right out to you." He walked away.
I shrugged, then continued our earlier conversation. "I usually just eat the soup. It's really filling."
"Is that so?"
"I mean, it's good, but..."
"Oh, I'm sure it is."
"Yeah... But you don't gotta try it. There's a few vegetarian meals you can try. I remember seeing some, I think."
"You're not opening your menu."
"I know what I want."
"Ah."
I heard the whirring of the blender in the bar area. They were making our shakes.
"I want a steak." said Red.
"You do?" asked Celestia.
She nodded. "I'll try it, at least."
"It's a... It's just a big chunk of meat." I said.
"I know. You said that."
"Well... Just so you know."
"What about you, Celestia?" I asked.
"I'll... I'll have... This." She pointed at it on the menu. "Oh, it has meat in it."
"It says 'chicken' right on it, Princess." said Red.
"Well, that's fine, I suppose." she said.
I made sure to check the menu to decide which steak Red would get.
"Red, do you like mushrooms?" I asked her.
"Not really."
"Same here. Alright, that steak's out... Alright... Ready?" I asked them.
"Yes, I'm ready." said Celestia.
"I'm ready." said Red.
"Alright, great."
I saw two waiters coming towards our table with foodstuffs in their hands. They set down our soups and shakes, then said, "We'll be right out with your garlic bread."
"Alright, thank you." I said to them.
Celestia picked up her spoon and began poking at the cheese baked onto the top of her soup. I scraped in what spilled over the side of the bowl. Red pushed her spoon through the edge of the cheese and picked it up in its entirety.
"Wow, that's a lot of cheese." she said.
"Don't eat that all at once, you'll choke." I said.
"I know, I'm not a kid."
"Ow! Hot!" Celestia let out.
I looked to her. "And it's hot, so be careful."
Celestia took a drink of the shake to cool her mouth down.
The waiter returned with two baskets of garlic bread.
"Are we ready to order?" he asked us, taking out a notepad.
"Yep." I said, "An order of fries for me, three-cheese chicken penne for her, and house sirloin with veggies and..." I looked at Red. "Mashed potatoes?"
She nodded.
"Yeah, mashed potatoes. For her."
"Alright, and how would you like that cooked?" he asked, writing down our order.
"Medium-rare." I said.
"Alright. Anything else?"
"An order of onion rings." I said.
"Alright."
"And that's it."
"Alright, thank you." He walked away.
"It's still hot." I said to Celestia, noticing that she was bringing the spoon to her mouth again.
"I was going to blow it off."
"I don't believe you. Try some garlic bread, dip some in."
She set her spoon down and did as I suggested.
"That's really good." she said.
Red did the same.
The soups were the first part of the meal. Everything else came out soon after. Fries and a soup always used to fill me up, but it's been a long time since I've been here. I could just get dessert, it wasn't an issue.
Red was looking at the slab of meat on her plate.
"How do I... eat this?" she asked.
"Cut it into small bits with the fork and knife." I said.
She lowered her head and smelled it. "It smells good. What animal is this?"
"Cow."
"What if it were pony?" asked Celestia.
We both looked to her.
"Are you having regrets or something?" I asked.
"I... Seeing such a large piece of... meat... It's... a little..."
"Unsettling?" asked Red.
"Just... surprising..."
"Well, it's not pony." I said, "Americans don't eat pony. If you're still weighing the moral pros and cons, tell us when you reach a conclusion."
"I..." She sighed. "I'm just a little confused. I enjoy the taste, and I don't... feel wrong when I eat meat."
"I'm gonna eat it." said Red, "And I bet I'm gonna like it, too." She picked up her fork and poked it into the steak. She cut a piece off. "It's... juicy. Is that... blood?"
"No. No it is not." I said, "I can't currently remember what it is, but I know for a fact that it is not blood."
"Well... alright... I probably would've still eaten it..."
Celestia watched as Red ate the piece of steak on her fork.
"Holy crap, this is good." she said.
"Glad you like it." I said, "How about you, Celestia?"
"Oh, I... I haven't tried it, yet. One moment."
She picked up a piece of chicken and ate it. I could see on her face that she loved it.
"So ladies, how's the meal so far?" I asked.
"I like it." said Red.
"It's very good." said Celestia.
"Good, good... Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it."
"This has been a very fun day so far." said Celestia, "What do you think, Red?"
"Yeah, I've really been enjoying it. Um... Where's the bathroom?"
"Back of the restaurant." I said, pointing to it.
"I'll be back." She got up and walked away.
Celestia leaned against me. "Think she's going to vomit?"
"No, she likes the food."
"That's what I was thinking."
"How about you?"
"I like it."
"Make any moral decisions today?"
"If you feed me pony, I'm going to feed you your tongue. That's my decision."
"Yeah, I get it, I get it... Humans don't eat each other either, so I understand."
"What are you talking about? We eat each other all the time. In fact, I ate you just this morning."
I sighed. "Yes... Yes you did... Celestia, we are in public."
"Oh, no fun... What else are we doing today?" she asked.
"Movie."
"That sounds nice."
"Maybe shopping, but movie, definitely."
"What are we buying?"
"I dunno. I don't really have anything to buy. You?"
"No, I don't think so."
"Red wanted clothes, but she'll only be here for ten more days, so she doesn't exactly have a need for clothes."
"Perhaps we could gift her lingerie."
"That's really weird, Celestia. You don't just 'gift' people lingerie. I mean, I could get you lingerie, but not Red. Why, did you want some?"
She giggled. "Perhaps."
"We won't find any at Wal-Mart, we'd have to go to a specialty store. Probably a Victoria's Secret."
"You've mentioned that store before."
"Yeah, they sell ladies underwear. You're gonna have to get measured if we go there. Either way, with ten days left, there's no real point."
"I suppose you're right. I have lingerie I can wear for you in Equestria. Would you like that?"
"Let's deal with that when it happens."
"If you say so... Oh, here she comes."
Red sat back down at the table. She took a bite of cheese from her soup.
"Princess, why are you looking at me like that?" she asked.
"Oh, no reason."
I nudged Celestia with my elbow. She giggled again. She got off of me and continued eating.
The three of us enjoyed our meal. The onion rings disappeared quickly, Celestia made sure of that. My fries were being captured by enemy forces as well. Celestia and Red gave each other samples of their food.
"They're both really good." said Red.
Celestia nodded. "This meal is delicious."
"Which one do you like more?" asked Red.
"I think I like the steak more."
"Yeah, me too. That chicken stuff is good, too."
"Here, try some, Phil." said Celestia, holding up a fork with a piece of chicken on it for me.
I ate the chicken off the fork. It was pretty good.
"Red, give him some of your steak."
"Celestia, she doesn't have to share." I said.
"No, it's alright." said Red, cutting off a piece for me, "Just... use your own fork, I don't want to share silverware."
I picked up my bundle of silverware that was wrapped in a napkin and got the fork from it. I took the chunk Red cut for me and ate it.
"So?" asked Celestia.
"So?" I asked her.
"Which is your favorite?"
"The soup." I said, not hesitating in my answer.
"Oh... Yes, the soup is very good, too."
"I love the soup. I love all the cheese." said Red.
"The steak is great and the chicken penne is great, but the soup is the best thing here." I said.
"I like the shake, too." said Red.
"Yeah, the shake's good." I said.
Celestia nodded. "Yes, it's great." She was smiling.
Red set down her silverware. "Wow... The soup really was filling." she said.
"You're full?" asked Celestia.
"No, I'm Phil." I said to her.
She looked to me, then let out a laugh.
"Yeah, I'm full. Pretty close, at least."
"Well, I'm not." said Celestia, continuing to eat.
She finished both her own meal and Red's meal. She also took more of my fries.
Red had eaten all of the cheese out of her soup before Celestia took it from her.
"Isn't that kinda weird, Princess?" Red asked.
"Hmm?" She looked up from her food.
"You're eating with my spoon."
Celestia shrugged. She didn't respond otherwise.
"Guess not." I said to Red.
"I don't know." said Red, "You sure do eat a lot..."
Our waiter stopped by again and asked if everything was alright with our meal, and we replied that it was great. Celestia ordered another Oreo cookie shake. He took some of our empty dishes and left. Celestia got her shake soon after.
Celestia made sure that all of our meals had been finished off before we were finally ready to leave. As we were waiting for the waiter to return, Celestia and I started playing tic-tac-toe on the kid menus we had gotten.
It seemed completely random who won each game. There were a lot of ties. Red played a few games as well.
The waiter eventually returned to us and asked us, "Will there be any dessert this evening?"
Celestia's eyes lit up. She reached to the condiment holder near the window and picked out a pamphlet that had desserts. "This!" she happily let out, pointing to the picture of the triple chocolate meltdown on the front.
Red leaned forward and looked at the pamphlet in her hand.
"Oh wow, that looks delicious. One for me, too."
"Same here." I said, "And the check after that.
"Of course. We'll get those out to you right away."
I got out my wallet and picked out my debit card while we waited.
"Man, we really don't have any imagination." I said.
"What do you mean?" asked Celestia.
"We keep ordering the same thing."
Celestia shrugged. "You're the one that's eaten here before. You know what's good to order."
"Whatever."
Soon enough, he returned with our three desserts and placed the check onto the table.
I picked up the check and filled it out, giving him a modest tip. Celestia and Red were already working on their food. I set the check back down and ate mine.
Celestia let out a long, satisfied sigh after she had finished hers. She tilted her head back, resting against the booth. "Ahh... I'm fat..."
I put my arm around her shoulders and patted her far shoulder. "You sure are."
She snickered. "Thanks."
"Princess, you have chocolate on your mouth." said Red.
Celestia's head immediately came back up. "Really? Where?" She started cleaning her lips with her tongue.
From the look on Red's face, this was not the reaction she had expected.
"I love chocolate." Celestia let out.
The waiter returned and took my card, returning with it shortly after.
"Have a good day." he said to us.
"You, too." said Celestia, smiling.
"We ready?" I asked them.
"I'm ready." said Celestia.
"Well... You'll have to get up..." I said to her.
"Mmm... I'm so comfortable..."
I gave her a gentle push. "Come on, Celestia."
"Mmm..."
"Celestia!"
"I'm so comfy..."
"Red, can you help me with this thing?"
Red chuckled. "Alright, come on, chubby." she said to Celestia, grabbing her wrist.
Celestia let out a groan of irritation, but finally stood up for us.
I stood up and smiled at her. "You're weird."
"Carry me?"
"No. Not in the restaurant." I said.
"When we get outside?"
I sighed. "Fine..."
She gasped. "I'll meet you outside!"
She happily left the restaurant before us.
"You really shouldn't encourage her." said Red.
"Yeah, but... she's really cute..."
We left next. Celestia was waiting for me.
"You really want me to carry you the, like... twenty feet to the car?" I asked her.
She nodded.
I sighed. "Fine." I moved in front of her and kneeled on the ground with my back to her. She grabbed onto my shoulders and wrapped her legs around me. I hooked my arms around her knees. With some initial difficulty, I stood up. "Holy crap Celestia, you're so heavy!" I told her.
"Onwards!" she let out, pointing to the car.
Red laughed at us.
It was hard to walk with Celestia on me like this. The added weight wasn't the problem, it was my balance. And her boobies were pressing against my back, so I was a little flustered.
Legs, don't fail me now.
After a very short, uneventful walk to the car, I stopped and let Celestia down. She was very happy right now.
The three of us got in.
"I got one more thing for us to do today." I said to them, starting the car, "We're gonna go to a movie. It'll be starting soon."
"That sounds nice." said Celestia.
"What are we watching?"
"Some movie." I said, "Kiddie movie. You'll see. I haven't seen it, yet. Um... Actually, if I'm remembering this correctly... It'll be a little while until it starts... So... we can go shopping beforehand."
"Oh, that sounds nice." said Celestia.
"What are we getting?" asked Red.
"I dunno. Stuff."
"Well... alright."
"Just whatever, you know. You can get some clothes if you want, but only get like two things."
"Oh! Well, thank you."
I took our little party to Wal-Mart. We walked in together.
"Where are the clothes?" Red asked.
"Here, come with me." said Celestia.
I just followed along for the ride.
It seemed that Red was interested in getting some bras that fit her instead of using Celestia's too-big bras. It was... a little awkward. They went off the size I bought for Celestia and got something a bit smaller.
Red also picked out a pair of pants that fit her and two shirts. I interjected at this point and suggested that she had gotten enough. I did not enjoy buying things that would not be used after they left. Actually...
"Hey, hold on..." I said, "If Twilight's going to live with me, she'll need some clothes, too."
Celestia looked to me. "That's a good point. She might be the same size as you, Red."
"She might. Or she might not."
Celestia nodded.
"Get a few more, then." I said, "I don't think Twilight would like wearing my clothes like Celestia does."
Red looked to Celestia. She took a step away. "You wear his clothes?"
Celestia shrugged. "I've done it since I've first arrived in this world. There's no need to purchase separate clothing when his clothes more-or-less fit me."
"That's why your pants are too long sometimes... Wait... since you arrived? You mean like... before you got into a relationship?"
"That's right."
"That's... kinda weird."
"Perhaps it is. What do you think Twilight would like wearing?"
"Something skimpy that shows off her cleavage." I said.
"No, that's something I would wear."
"Oh yeah."
"Stop being gross!" Red sighed. "I thought you were being serious for a second there."
"We're serious. Twilight needs clothing." said Celestia, "And I don't think she'd be comfortable wearing clothing that Phil or I have worn."
"They wouldn't fit her, either." I said, "We're both huge. Twilight would be pretty short. Probably shorter than you, Red. I mean, if they don't fit her, I can return them, so whatever. Or I could give them away, I don't care. Anyways..."
Celestia and Red looked through the clothing section for a while longer to pick out Twilight some clothing.
Celestia liked helping Red pick out clothes.
Celestia picked out a bag of candy for herself while we were there. I got myself a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards before we left. I like Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
"What are those?" asked Celestia.
"Just... trading cards. It's one of my hobbies."
"I didn't know you liked trading cards."
I shrugged.
"Phil, you should tell me more about yourself."
"We'll have plenty of time to talk when we're in Equestria."
She smiled at me.
I paid for what we picked out and we stuck it into the car.
"Thank you, Phil." said Red.
"Yep. No problem. Right, now... the theater's a distance away, so it'll be a while until we get there."
That last part was a complete lie. It was actually just across the street, but they didn't know that. I think they figured it out as I was driving to it, though.
"Hey, wait a minute, isn't that a movie theater?" asked Red, "You said it was far away."
"I said it was a distance. This was a distance."
"Well, you said it would take a while to get here, too."
"It did take a while. A very short while."
Celestia laughed.
I pulled into the parking lot. As we walked in, I checked the time for the movie on the poster outside. Right on time. *What a coincidence that we would get here just before the movie started...*
The movie of the night: Moana.
I ordered the three of us tickets to the movie, then we walked up to the concession stand.
"That looks pretty good." said Red, looking at the slushie machine.
"Go ahead and get one." I said.
I ordered a package of Reese's Pieces and a Mountain Dew. I always got Reese's Pieces when I watched movies. It was a tradition at this point. After confirming that Red wouldn't mind sharing the popcorn, I got us a large bucket of it.
Celestia was looking at the menu. When Red noticed, she said, "Haven't you eaten enough today?"
"You're probably right." she said, "I want what he had."
"Well, I want one of these." said Red, pointing to the slushie machine, "The blue one."
"Any snacks?" I asked.
"Um... Yeah, the cookie dough one." she said, looking at the snack window.
They got us all of the food we had ordered. Red had a point though, we've already had enough food today.
"Alright, it was to the right." I said, "Hold on, I gotta put butter on this."
Around the back of the concession stand was a refilling station where we could get pop and popcorn refills. It also had butter and salt for the popcorn.
Red tasted her slushie. I saw a look of disappointment on her face.
"Is everything alright, Red?" asked Celestia.
"This..." She took another drink. "This tastes awful."
I got out my wallet and pulled out a few dollars. I held them out to Red. "You can go throw that away and get yourself a pop if you want." I said to her.
She took the money and smiled. "Thank you." She walked away.
As I was putting butter on the popcorn, Celestia spoke up. "It's a shame we didn't get two of these." she said, "We could cut a hole in one and... you know..."
I gave her a look, then sighed. "You're gross."
She giggled.
"I guess you like your popcorn with extra butter." I said to her, staring right at her.
She stifled a laugh, covering her mouth with a hand.
"Over there." I said, pointing in the direction we had to go.
She nodded.
"What's so funny over here?" asked Red, walking back to us.
"Extra butter." I said.
Celestia giggled again.
"What do you mean, extra butter?"
"Let's go."
Red grumbled, her pure, innocent mind once again leaving her out of the joke.
Our little party walked into the theater playing the movie and found ourselves a nice spot to sit near the front in the center. I was actually placed in the center of the two women. I don't know if it was an accident or if Celestia planned it.
I saw a few other families in the area, but it wasn't crowded, which was nice.
"I saw the poster for this movie." said Celestia, "It looked very tropical."
"That doesn't really describe it at all." said Red.
"How long will it take until it starts?" asked Celestia.
"I dunno. Some trailers will show first. Then maybe a short."
Unsurprisingly, I was right.
The short before the movie, Inner Workings, was pretty funny. There was a woman in it who was disproportionatel c. I nudged Celestia and said it was her. She just laughed. Celestia, in her own right, was ver c, but the lady in this animated short had her beat.
Moana was a good movie. I liked it. It had jokes, action, a mentally handicapped chicken, all the qualities I look for in movies. It was surprisingly emotional, too. The songs were great.
Celestia was captivated by the movie. She very clearly enjoyed it. I don't know which I watched more, the movie, or her beautiful smiling face. Probably the movie.
I think Red was starting to nod off towards the end.
When it was finally over, Celestia was smiling. Then again, I think she was smiling just about all the way through.
The credits were rolling on the screen right now. Some of the names were funny.
I turned to Celestia and asked, "Think there's anything else?"
"Hmm?"
"After the credits."
"Perhaps."
"You wanna wait and see?"
She nodded.
As it turns out, there was indeed something after the credits. There was a reference to The Little Mermaid that Celestia wouldn't get, which I thought was pretty funny.
"Is Red asleep?" asked Celestia.
I looked to her. "I guess she couldn't handle the credits. Let's just leave her here." I joked, "She'll be fine."
"Phil, we can't do that!"
"I guess. Red. Red!"
"Hmm?" She lifted her head.
"It's time to go."
"Huh?"
"Come on, it's time to go." I said to her, standing up.
She leaned forward, then stretched her body. She yawned. "Alright."
I held out my hand to her. She took it and I pulled her to her feet.
With that, we were finally done with the day. We left the theater and got in the car to go home.
"So ladies, you like the movie?"
"I loved it." said Celestia.
"Yeah, it was pretty good." said Red.
"I liked it." I said.
"I liked the stone." said Red, referring to the movie's McGuffin.
"Oh, of course you did. You probably wanted to steal it." said Celestia
"Well, a little." she laughed.
"Hey Celestia, want a burger?" I asked her.
"What's a burger?"
"Piece of meat between two buns."
"Is..." She paused. "Is that a sex thing?"
Red snickered. "It's food, Princess."
"Oh! I'm sorry." She chuckled nervously. "No, I'm still full from before."
"Well, I'm getting one." I said.
I drove to Burger King and got a quad stacker. I didn't even know if I was hungry, I just really wanted it. I also got some fries.
"Get me one, too." said Celestia.
"You said you were full."
"I still want one."
I sighed. "Alright, looks like two burgers and two fries." I said to the ordering microphone.
When I got the food, I gave the bag to Celestia, then reached in and took a fry. It was pretty hot. Celestia took a fry as well.
"Red, want a fry? Red?"
Celestia looked back. "She's sleeping again."
"Oh. More for us. Gimmie a fry."
We shared the fries on our way home. They were really good.
I stopped the car and got out, then stretched myself out. Celestia did the same.
"What do we do about this?" I asked Celestia, pointing to Red.
"Here, take the food." she said, holding out the bag, "I'll bring her inside."
"Not gonna wake her?" I asked, taking the bag.
"There's no need. I'll let her sleep."
"Alright."
As Celestia got Red from the car, I opened the door to the house. I watched her as she walked with Red in her arms. They were both so cute.
Red was awake, I saw her eyes flicker. Celestia didn't seem to mind.
With Red in her arms, Celestia walked downstairs. I set my food on the front room table, then started taking in what we bought from the store. Celestia came out and helped me.
When we were done with what we bought, I sat down on the couch and unwrapped my burger. It smelled so fucking good right now.
Celestia sat next to me. She looked at the burger in my hands. "That's a lot of meat."
"I'll show you a lot of meat, bend over." I said to her.
She let out a small laugh. "Is that a promise?"
I just kept eating. She joined me in the meal. Even after eating at Applebee's just a few hours prior, the burgers and fries were both gone.
I licked the sauce from the burger off my fingers. Midway through cleaning them, Celestia grabbed my hand and pulled it away from me. She started doing the same to them, staring at me. I just smiled at her, even though I really wanted to finish that.
I wiped off my fingers and laid back on the couch. I sighed. "You know, I fucking love you." I said to her, looking up at the ceiling.
"I love fucking you." she replied. She laughed. "I love you, too."
She leaned against me. A short while later, she turned around and laid down, her back lying on across my legs.
"That can't be comfortable."
"You're right. Help me with this." She got up.
It took a while, but eventually, we found her a comfortable position. We had to get a pillow from the bedroom, but we made it work. Her stomach was on my legs and her head was lying on the edge of the couch, the pillow below it.
She looked back at me, smiling warmly.
"You're gonna fall asleep?"
"You know I am."
"But... bed!"
"I'm comfy."
I sighed. "Fine..."
I placed my hand onto her bottom and squeezed her through her clothes. She let out a sigh of her own.
She started to hum a tune. I recognized it as 'You're Welcome' from Moana.
I just affectionately rubbed her bottom. I'd stroke her hair, but her head was further away than her butt. Also I liked touching her butt. Also she liked when I touched her butt.
I leaned my head back. I'm not gonna be very comfortable tomorrow morning... Her butt was soft...
"You're welcome." I said to her.
Her smile widened. "It's a catchy tune."
"Yeah..." I patted her bottom. "Come on, get up. I wanna go to bed."
"Do I have to?"
"Yes."
"I'm so comfy, though."
I let my hand get a little rougher on her rear. She let out a soft moan. It was not my intention, I swear.
"Come on, Celestia."
"Keep doing that."
I sighed. I did it, regardless of how I felt.
"Mmm..."
"You can't stay here forever."
"Yes I can."
"You have to get up sometime."
"Not tonight."
I paused. "Crap, you're right."
"I might get up if you do that a little harder."
"No you won't."
"Do it anyways."
I think she was beginning to use me for her own gain. I seem to have made a mistake. Regardless though, I did as she asked. I liked the noises she was making.
After a while, she said, "Alright, now take off my pants."
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November 21
I sat up in bed. Celestia was sleeping next to me. She was snoring softly. How cute...
I turned off my alarm, then yawned. Yesterday was great... I wish we could do that every day.
Celestia was still asleep as I walked out of the room. I went to the bathroom to shower. It was a nice shower.
Midway through my shower, I heard a knock on the door.
"Phil, are you in there?" I heard Celestia ask.
"Yeah." I called back.
"I'm coming in."
The door opened. I watched as she stripped herself through the curtain. She stepped in. She looked tired.
"You left me." she said.
I gave her a warm smile. "Sorry."
I wrapped my arms around her. She sighed.
"We need to wash the bedding." she said to me, "I'll get it done for you before you get home."
"That's very nice of you." I let go of her.
She smiled at me. She tilted her head up. I lowered myself and pushed my lips against hers. She closed her eyes. I held her against me.
I reached down and grabbed onto her bottom. She let out a sigh.
"Are we gonna..." she trailed off.
I smiled at her. "If you want."
"I... don't know. I'm still sore from last night."
I pulled away and looked around to her backside. "You've got handprints, again."
She blushed.
"Come here..."
I pulled her in and held her tightly. She let out a slow breath.
I just held her in my arms. That's all I was doing right now. She was mine...
Her arms were around me, as well. She was enjoying my embrace. I was enjoying hers.
"I can't wait to shower with you in Equestria." I said to her.
"I'm so excited for you... I can't wait to show you my world. I can introduce you to my friends, I can teach you how to live as a pony... I can teach you how to love as a pony... We can finally have that threesome with Chrysalis..."
"Celestia."
She chuckled. "Sorry... I'm getting excited pressed up against you like this... Oh... It seems I'm not the only one of us who's excited..."
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"Alright, I'll get you some clothes. You really should've thought of that before you came in here." I said to her.
"I know, I'm sorry. I was lonely."
I went to the room and picked out a set of clothing for her. I saw the new clothes they got in the dresser, stickers and tags still on them.
I brought the clothes into the bathroom for her. She got out of the shower and dried herself off, wringing out her hair like I taught her. She dressed herself.
She smiled at me. "What, just wanted to watch?"
"Well... Yeah..."
"What's for breakfast?"
"Cereal."
"I love cereal."
The pair of us went to the kitchen to get something to eat. A few bowls of cereal later, we moved to the couch.
"Red must've been so tired, yesterday."
"Yeah..."
"I'm glad she came with. It was fun."
"Yeah, I had fun. I'm surprised you ate all that meat."
"Red didn't seem to have an issue with it. I wanted to give it another try."
"Yeah, yeah... She really seemed to like it."
"It can be very delicious."
"Oh, absolutely." I said, "Red told me to get some bacon for home. Should I just stock up on different kinds?"
"That sounds nice."
"You're pretty accepting of this."
"I'm more curious than anything." she said.
"Maybe I can grill you girls up some of my own steaks." I said.
"Oh?"
"They're pretty good." I said.
"I'll look forward to it."
"When I get home, I'm gonna go out and do some grocery shopping. Are you coming with?"
"Of course I am."
"Good."
I turned to her and gave her a kiss on the lips.
"You are gonna eat so much meat these next few days."
"Are you referring to food or fellatio?"
I stared at her for a few moments before answering. "Yes."
She laughed.
"You're gross, Celestia."
She sighed. "I love you."
"I love you, too."
We cuddled on the couch until my alarm went off. I had to go.
"Looks like it's time." I said.
"Mmm... Yeah..." She yawned.
"You gonna go back to bed?"
"I might."
"Alright."
I moved my hand to her head and moved her hair out of the way, then kissed her forehead. "I'll be back soon."
She smiled.
I stood up and stretched myself out. "See ya."
"I'll make sure to work on the books while you're gone. I love you."
"I love you, too."
I left the house for the day. I was smiling. Yesterday was a good day. Today was going to be a good day, too.