Quote: I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not actually the same as getting it. Get it?

I awoke in an awkward position at 10 o clock in the morning. I opened my eyes and found that my legs were tangled up with Kakashi's and my hands were pressed up against my chest. "Um, Kakashi?"

I felt his legs tighten around mine and looked up to see that he was having a bad dream again and was mumbling softly to himself. "Maye died with him…a rock…the masked man did…stones will ARGH!" Kakashi awoke violently again and bucked me off of him; this time I only landed on the side of the bed. "Sorry Maye."

I slid over to him and accepted his apology. "Uh, have you been eating anything differently lately?"

Kakashi thought about it for a while and replied, "No." I gave him a suspicious look which broke him. "Yes. I've been drink Sake a lot. I normally have one bottle a week but now I've been drinking four or five."

My eyes widened. "Where do you get this Sake?"

"It's at the Ramen shop." I tapped his chest excitedly and kissed his mask. "Why?"

"Tonight, Asuma, Kurenai, you and I are going to have a drinking party here."

"Why?"

I gave him and evil grin and replied, "You'll see."

By 8, Asuma and Kurenai arrived at Kakashi as planned and had already gotten drunk by 8:30. I laughed drunkenly at them bickering on the couch and blindly hugged Kakashi. I had had 4 bottles of Sake already and was fiddling with my fifth bottle when Kakashi took it out of my hands and skulled it down his exposed mouth. He knew no one would remember this night very well and kept his mask down the whole time. "Hey!" I yelled lazily.

Kakashi dropped the bottle, allowing it to smash on the floor, and hugged me tightly, taking me over to his second couch and landed on top of me on it. "I was thirsty." He laughed.

I opened my mouth to say some gibberish when Kakashi placed his open mouth on mine and kissed me hard. I ran my fingers through his hair and then slid them into his and guided them up my shirt. He quickly shoved his tongue in my mouth and groped my breast hard. We were like this for a while then heard a groan from behind us.

I tore Kakashi's hand from my chest and broke our kiss, motioning to him with a smile to look over at Kurenai and Asuma. Asuma looked almost unrecognizable without his cigarette in his mouth and Kurenai clinging to him like a drunken monkey. They were locked in a kiss and had just fallen over onto the other couch and passed out together. It was a hilarious site.

'Crap' was the only word I heard from Asuma before I passed out myself and landed on top of Kakashi, again.

A sharp pain entered my conscience and I awoke from a very good dream. My hand instantly went to my cheek and I felt warmth coming from it. I had been slapped. I opened my mouth to complain but instead, a hot stream of vomit came out and a tear rolled down my cheeks because of the inadequate amount of oxygen I was receiving hurt. As I finished my regurgitating, I looked about and saw it was still dark. I wanted to yell at the person but was afraid that I might throw up again

"Kurenai?" it was Kakashi's voice. Obviously he had mistaken me for Kurenai even though he was sleeping right next to me.

"No, it's Maye, you idiot." I hissed.

"Sorry. I have to get Kurenai and Asuma out before light otherwise they'll be impossible to move."

I nodded and stood up, walked over to the other couch and yelled, "Hey Kurenai! Asuma! It's time to go!" the both quickly bolted upright and groaned. "Hey, you guys need to go."

They nodded groggily and began to walk towards Kakashi. Asuma held out a shaky hand (obviously still drunk) and slurred, "Thanks Kakashi." Kakashi shook his friends hand and watched them leave.

"Well, what now?" I staggered over to Kakashi and leaned heavily on his side. "You wanna go to bed?"

He nodded and held my waist. We were still pretty drunk and swayed up the hallway and into Kakashi's room. We crash landed on the bed, Kakashi landing first with me on top. I laughed stupidly and kissed him suddenly. He kissed back. We undressed ourselves quickly and went under the sheets.

We were under there for 2 hours until we re-emerged to the surface. We were breathing really hard and fell to sleep in each other arms.

I awoke 12 hours later and saw a masked figuring skip past the window and towards the front door. I quickly turned into a moth and fluttered downstairs and land on top of Kakashi's bookshelf and watched the front door slowly open and the masked person walking in. Quickly changing into a poisonous lizard, I crawled down onto the floor and hid under the table.

For a strange reason, the figure was humming and tapping objects as it walked by them. Suddenly, it stopped right beside me and looked down, his cloud-patterned robe rustling a bit. "Hello." He said in a fun voice.

I hissed inwardly and struck at him. Unfortunately, the Akatsuki member did a strange technique which allowed me to pass right through him. Damn it! I screamed in my head. The man bent down and grabbed my scaly body. "I think you might be helpful, ah heh-heh-heh."

I squirmed about in his hands and remembered I could change out of this form and changed back into my norm. I was released from the man's grasped and dropped to all fours on the ground in my human state. The man bent down and studied me, I think, with his only visible eye. "Hello." He said again.

He took off his hood, revealing an orange fingerprint shaped mask and did a closed eye smile like Kakashi's. "What do you want?" I hissed.

"Oh, nothing in particular." For an Akatsuki member, he was really friendly. "I just want to talk."

Well, i hoped you liked this chapter. Next chapter will be up soon but please review because I need ideas, etc...