Stuff: Ok, I forgot to mention this but Jiraiya-the-bishie is my Haley cameo character and is writing a story on the life of Haley in one of her stories called Nature Can Love To Shino Love Story. Check it out! We are each others editors and I designed Haley because she asked me too...hehe, anyway, a joke then a story.
Question: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

I opened my eyes. Why can I only see white? Am I dead? I thought to myself. I opened my mouth to talk, but couldn't find my voice. I was mute. I was alone in this white world. I touched my face to see if I was real and traced the outline of my chin and down my neck. I felt a healing scar on the right side of my neck. How did that get there? I mused.

I continued to walk the path of white until I saw a black line cut through the infinite horizon. The line was long. I quickened my pace. "Naruto? Is that you?"

I was 10metres away from the black line and could now see it was a row of all the people I know and knew. I saw Naruto standing very placid in the middle with Tsunade and Jiraiya behind him, guarding him. I saw everyone I knew from Konoha in amongst the throng of people. "Am I dead?" I asked.

Naruto stepped forward, his eyes changing from blue to red. "Come back to me, Maye."

I felt something brush against my arm. I touched where I had been brushed and closed my eyes. It was a dream. I flung my eyelids open and concentrated on clearing my vision. At first, I could only see a fuzzy roof, but now I saw that it was tiled and blue. The soft brush on my arm was a purple flower petal. I looked slowly across towards the violet flower and followed the arm that was holding it.

The owner was Naruto. He was fast asleep; his head resting on my bed. I gently slipped the flower from his grasp as sniffed it. It smelled of lavender. I placed the flower beside me and stroked my brothers yellow crown, whispering, "Naruto, thank you."

He stirred and gradually awoke from his slumber. He drowsily looked across at me before going wide-eyed. "Maye!" he gasped. "Your alive!" he jumped at me, making me twitch slightly, and embraced me in a hug. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry of what I did to you."

I patted his back and whispered back, "Don't worry about it Naruto. I feel fine." I heard him groan softly and felt his touch loosen. I let him go. "What's wrong?"

Just then, hearing what Naruto was shouting at, Yamato, Kakashi, Sai and Sakura rushed in along with a medical Nin. The medic exclaimed, "What's going on in here?"

"Look! She's awake!" Naruto pointed at me with a massive smile.

I heard Kakashi sigh with relief along with Yamato and Sakura. Sai just stood there silently. "Miss Uzamaki?" I looked at the medical Nin in confusion. "You might want to listen to what I have to say now that you're awake."

I pushed away Naruto gently to get a better look at Nin. "What is it?"

The medic took the medical chart at the base of my cot and said seriously, "When you arrived here, you were in a critical condition, suffering a near-fatal blow from a electricity filled Rasengan and were having some type of allergic reaction to something. We weren't sure what was wrong with you until Kakashi told us he felt like you were draining his Chakra when he was holding you, telling us also that you were sensitive to his Chakra as well."

I nodded sadly. "Anything else?"

The medic nodded and walked over to me, obviously going to show me something. He touched my neck then undid the side buttons of my sleeve, revealing my shoulder. I gasped. My shoulder had a massive scar burnt onto it. The medical Nin asked to if he could show me the rest of the scar but I declined, saying that I would see it later. The Nin buttoned up my sleeve, covering up most of my spider web scar, and bowed. "I will leave you alone with you visitors." He left.

I looked over at my visitors. Sakura was sitting on my bed next to Naruto; Kakashi was sitting down on the chair right next to my head, whilst Yamato and Sai stood tall at the base of my bed. Sakura spoke. "You gave us a bit of a scare when you were hit by the Rasengan."

I looked at her then to Yamato and asked, "How come Naruto was able to get the Demon Foxes Cloak when you had a Sit Jutsu aimed at him?"

"You were covering Naruto's body when you turned into a snake which blocked my Jutsu, and once he sprouted his tail, only a Sealing paper could work on him, which Kakashi did as you hit the ground."

I suddenly noticed that I wasn't wearing or touching my Akatsuki robe and panicked. "Where's my robe?"

Kakashi held up an Akatsuki robe that looked like it had gone through leaf shedder. "When the Rasengan hit you, your robe was practically ripped to shreds, making you a non-Akatsuki member now." He placed the fabric next to a decorative vase, suddenly making me notice that I was surrounded by a forest of flowers. I gasped. "What's wrong?" asked Kakashi who touched my arm.

"I have so many flowers."

He stroked my arm and smiled. "Yeah." He looked over at Yamato then back at me. "Since three days ago, which was when the battle was; everyone you know came here to see how you were doing. Amazingly, you have the same healing properties as Naruto, despite not having the Demon Fox in you."

I smiled then suddenly remembered something. "How did they get your Chakra out of me?"

"Lady Tsunade did your healing personally and extruded my Chakra out from yours and placed it in some kind of vial, wanting to test it. She's testing it right now."

"Why does she want to test your Chakra?"

Kakashi shrugged and stood up. "I have to go. I'll see you tonight, ok?"

I nodded happily. Team Yamato also had to go so I gave them all a hug; Sai didn't want one but smiled at me instead. Yamato was the last to receive my hug and gave me a weirdly long one. I suddenly thought back to when I had the bbq at Kakashi's placed and groaned in my head. I shouldn't have leaned on him.

They all left via the window and allowed me to catch up on some me-time. I sighed at the thought and decided to have a shower instead, eager to see my flesh wound.

I pushed my bed sheets off of me and dragged my body towards the showers. Tenderly taking off my hospital clothes, I walked over to the mirror and gazed in awe at the pink Rasengan wound.

Spreading out from the large circle just left of my of my shoulder were thick lightning bolt shaped scars thinning out across my chest and stopping just above my right breast and upper back. It looked like someone had actually drawn a pink Chidori across my body.

I traced one particularly red scar whilst stepping into the shower and turning it on. I muttered, "I don't why you did it, or how you did it, but you won Naruto, and I'm happy for you."

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Hehehe, a joke my friend told me. ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU KNOW THE SONG!!! Anyway, stay tuned for more chapters.