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Question: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body?

"Yes."

I stared at my diamond ring in shock. It was sparkling in the candlelight like a miniature disco ball. I looked back up to Kakashi whom had just proposed to me. His face was in shock; obviously not expecting me to say yes so soon. "You-you will?"

I threw my arms around him and giggled. "Of course I will. I'd be a fool if I didn't. I've wanted to be with you for a very long time." I felt his arms slowly slide along my back. His gripped tightened and I heard a sigh of relief escape from his mask. "I love you Kakashi."

Kakashi hummed in agreement to me and gradually broke our hug apart, looking me start in the eyes. "Do you still think Naruto will be ok with this?"

I laughed again. "Of course he will. He's always looked at you with respect. Although, you do have to contend with Iruka." I spoke again in a teasing voice. "He's always buying Naruto ramen. Jeez, now you really have something to compete with."

Kakashi brought me back into a warm hug. "I guess I'll just have to buy Ramen for Naruto for now on." I blew on Kakashi's neck and tightened our hug. "Are you scared?"

I loosened my hold on him slightly and questioned, "What do you mean?"

"Well, weddings are something to be feared, especially with the Akatsuki becoming suspicious."

I sighed. I had forgotten that I dismissed myself from a mission of theirs without telling them. They'd be wondering what I was up to now. "I don't think the Akatsuki would be worried at this point in time. Ya know it's pretty difficult to catch a Jinchuurikin."

I felt Kakashi nod on my shoulder. He then started to lift us up from our chairs. "No point ruining an evening this good with bringing those guys up. Its time to celebrate." He let go of me suddenly and walked excitedly to the cupboard, taking out 4 bottles of Sake.

"Kakashi!" I yelled jokingly. "I thought wine was the better choice."

"Yeah, well, this is more fun." He handed me a bottle and began to drink his own very quickly. "What's the rush?"

"I hear it's better to drink these fast."

I mused over what he said and began to scull my 2 bottles of Sake. I drained them both in record time but was last to finish. Kakashi was already getting our 3rd bottles and shoved one kindly into my open hand. We counted to 3 and drank them both to see who was faster.

I lost. My drinking was a few seconds slower than Kakashi's but I won with being the drunkest. I couldn't handle my Sake like he did and began to develop double vision and a slurring voice. "Kakashi-san? If we went to your room *hic* we could have more fun. But what if the *hic* ANBU find us?"

Kakashi placed his hands on my shoulders to balance himself and replied in a drawl, "We won't tell them." He ran his hands down my arms and around my waist, lifting me up and carrying me quickly to his room. I was then plonked firmly on the bed and suddenly gained extra weight on top of me.

At first I thought Kakashi had been knocked out because he just laid still on me, but was actually softly kissing my neck with his exposed mouth. I hooked my legs around his waist and grabbed his face. I placed it on mine roughly and kissed him passionately. He slowly slid his tongue into my mouth and kissed me harder.

I quickly unzipped my Jonin vest, then his, and took them off us; throwing them towards the nearest wall. "Kakashi!" I whispered loudly between a kissed.

"What?" he asked as he rolled us across the bed so I was sitting on him.

"Are you feeling ok?"

"Yes. Why?"

"Coz your hot." I tore off the front of his blue shirt with great force and landed lightly on his face, welcoming back his tongue in my open mouth. After a hand ripped off my shirt, revealing my naked frame, I started to feel a tug on my pants and felt them too being ripped off.

Just before my drunken mind started to kick in and distortion in my vision, I felt a sensation in the lower half of my body that hurt in a pleasant way.

I couldn't remember the rest of the night but I did wake up lying on top Kakashi with no shirt on. I rolled off his stomach and onto the spare part of the bed. I started to play lazily with the tips of Kakashi's silver hair until he awoke. "Good morning." I yawned.

Kakashi looked over at me with a tired expression and replied groggily, "Good morning."

I suddenly grabbed my head and moaned. I had a massive headache and couldn't move. "Oh, my head."

"Yeah, same."

I moved to sit up but only caused more pain to go to my brain. I groaned again and stood up fully, not knowing I was revealing all. I gasped and tore off the bed sheets. "What happened last night?"

Kakashi shrugged uneasily. I huffed and made my way downstairs to brew some coffee; sweet carefree coffee. Once it was done and I had pour some in 2 mugs, I walked back upstairs and sat crossed-legged under the sheets facing Kakashi. "I should tell Naruto and everyone else about last night."

"But that's personal." Protested Kakashi.

"Not that, you fool. About getting engaged." I flashed my engagement ring in his half-asleep face. "Anyway, I need to stretch my legs and see Naruto." I placed my coffee mug beside on the bedside table and got dressed in my room.

I emerged in my clean Jonin outfit and gave Kakashi a peck on the cheek before poofing away to Naruto's front door. I knocked twice and waited for an answer. "Naruto!" I yelled.

The door opened quickly, nearly unhinging it. "WHAT?!" replied Naruto with a scream so loud I nearly fainted.

I punched him in the face in anger. "Don't talk to me like that." I growled. "Get up and invite me in."

Naruto stood and apologised. "Sorry. I thought you were someone else. What do you want anyway?"

I smiled and placed my hands on Naruto's shoulders. "I'm getting married."

Answer: He's all-right now
Lame ass joke, but it cracked me up hehehe