Stuff: I don't own Naruto. KAKASHI IS IN TROUBLE IN NARUTO MANGA!!! NOZABERRY!
Question: What has 4 wheels and flies?

Naruto looked at me with massive eyes and opened his mouth in shock. "What?!"

"I'm getting married, Naruto." I smiled at him but cringed a bit because of my headache.

"To who?" Naruto dragged me into his home and sat down with me on a freakishly clean couch which looked out of place in his dingy apartment.

"Kakashi." Naruto seemed to be relieved by my answer and hugged me. "What the?"

"I thought you'd have been asked by Fuzzy Brow's Sensei and accepted his proposal."

"So you don't think it's weird that I'm going to marry Kakashi?"

Naruto hugged me in a brotherly way and replied. "No way. Kakashi would be an awesome uncle." I ruffled his spiky crown playfully. He was still the same since I left the village 2 years ago.I suddenly became saddened and loosened my grip on Naruto. "What's wrong?"

I looked down at him and sighed. "I'm sorry for leaving you Naruto. It was foolish of me."

"Don't worry about it. The only thing you have to worry about is whether Sakura and Ino are going to be your bride maids." Naruto groaned.

I started to smile again and told Naruto I had to leave to tell others about my good fortune. I was halfway down the main streets of Konoha when I felt someone following me and decided to get lost down a narrow and deserted ally. "I know you're there."

From behind, Iruka nervously walked up to me. He scratched the back of his neck and laughed. "Sorry about that."

"What would you like Iruka?" I asked pleasantly.

"I see that you're engaged."

"Yeah. I'm getting married to Kakashi. I was going to find you after I saw Lady Tsunade, but now you know; I don't have to tell you later." I laughed and hugged him. "I'm so happy."

"Does Naruto approve?"

"Of course. Though personally I reckon he'd like you as a father or an uncle more than Kakashi." I felt Iruka hug me in a friendly way and I kissed him on the cheek. "You should see if Kakashi will make you his best man."

We broke a part and said our goodbyes so I could get to the Hokage's office before noon, or before she gets too drunk to talk to. I finally reached her office after telling random friends I was engaged to Kakashi. "Lady Tsunade!"

The Hokage of Konoha was apparently studying hard. She actually had a heap of papers around her and was signing and reading them. She looked up at me as I slumped down on a seat in front and heaved a sigh. "What do you want?"

"Nothing, I just I'd share some really good news."

"Then what's the news?" I started to open my mouth but was interrupted by Lady Tsunade again. "Hurry up! I don't have all day!"

I groaned inwardly and spoke. "Kakashi proposed to me, and I accepted."

Lady Tsunade looked at me for a few minutes before laughing loudly. "That's great. Really, it is. But why tell me?"

I laughed half-heartedly with her before replying. "I was just wondering if you'd approve of this. I mean, I am an ex-rogue ninja and he's," I hesitated a bit and sighed. "He's prefect."

The Hokage laced her fingers under her chin and smiled. "You can marry him, but on one condition," I leaned forward on my chair. "You must never leave him."

I sighed. I thought I was going to be banned from being a ninja and take up a housewife's duty. "Thank you, Tsunade-sama." I bowed and rushed out of her office. It was time to find a few more people.

The busy streets were full of people, but I didn't know half of them! Sighing, I began to go back home. Unfortunately, Gai just happened to cross my path and spotted my ring. He burst into tears. "I thought you and I had something special, Maye-san! You were the light of my life! I can't believe you would go off with some other guy. I would have protected you with my life. Who is the culprit that has locked you away from me?"

I began to move slowly away from him but replied normally, "It's Kakashi."

Gai straightened up suddenly and beamed. "Ah yes, my eternal rival. He may have beat me on this challenge but he better be ready for the next one!" he started to run away from me with determination in his eyes.

I sighed. He is such an idiot. I walked onwards anyway and saw Yamato with Sakura at the Ramen shop. They were talking about various medical arts and Jutsu before I interrupted them politely. "Hey guys."

Yamato held up a hand and replied, "Hello."

Sakura said hello too and asked why I was here. "I'm here to get some ramen for me and Kakashi."

Yamato saw something on my left hand shine and asked, "What's that on you hand?"

I pretended like it was something unimportant and replied, "Oh, this? This is my engagement ring from Kakashi."

Sakura opened her mouth in shock. "K-Kakashi-sensei is going to marry you?"

"You say it like it's a bad thing."

"No. It's just I'd never thought he'd marry anyone." Yamato nodded in agreement and smiled at me

"Good for you." I hugged Yamato to thank him, shocking him.

I put my lips to his ear and whispered, "You're so invited." I felt his cheeks go warm and smiled. He wasn't used to girls being so nice to him, I think.

Sakura decided to leave and said goodnight to us, leaving me with Yamato. I ordered 2 pork ramens to go and chatted with Yamato for a while. "So how are you, Yamato?"

Yamato stuttered in reply. "I-I'm good."

Being a trained assassin, Yamato was kind or cool; but with conversation, he was kind of dull. "Well, looks like my ramens done. I'll see you later, Yamato." He nodded and watched me leave with my ramen.

As Yamato watched me leave, he thought, Kakashi better take care of her.

Answer: A garbage truck
Yes, woeful I know, but I'm currently very sick and couldn't think of many jokes aheh. Hope you enjoyed my chapter!!