Stuff: Ok, well I was walking into Woolies (grocery store) and this woman comes up to me with a Naruto headband on and says, "Wow, OMG *Dragon*, it's you!!" Of course the woman said my real...anyway, I raise an eyebrow, no idea who this woman was, and reply, "Hi..." The strange woman goes, "I'm So-and-So's mum" so-and-so is my best friend who's an anime fanatic...I'm like, "....-_- Why are you wearing a Naruto headband. Isn't the so-and-so's?" and she replies, "Oh, i couldn't find my headband so i borrowed so-and-so's" I have to say, she looked like the biggest nincompoop evah but it just made my day...true story people.
Question: A man shaves 3 times everyday, yet he has the longest beard in town. How is that possible?

I was just so excited about the wedding that I organized it to be in 2 weeks time. Kakashi was shocked at first at me telling him this but calmed down as I assured him that I've already sent out the invitations, organized the catering and booked the gardens for the 23 of April.

Kakashi hugged me warmly. "What about your dress?"

I laughed in his embrace. "Don't worry about that. I've got the A-team on my side."

"The A-team?"

"Kurenai and Haley of course; Anko is being an idiot so I'm not going to bring her along." I felt Kakashi nod. "Just worry about getting a nice tux. And please don't wear your mask at the wedding; it'll look silly."

I heard him sigh in my ear and break away from me. "I'll make it look nice then." He gave me his closed eye smile and walked towards the kitchen. "Ramen?"

"Oh yes please." I skipped lightly over to him and watched as my ramen was being prepared in the wok. "Huh, I thought you were going to heat up the instant ramens."

"No, tonight I thought we might have an actual meal." I laughed from behind him. "Is something wrong?"

"No," I walked around the kitchen bench and pushed Kakashi playfully away from the wok. "If we're going to have a proper meal, a woman is the one supposed to be making it. So just sit down, read you book, and wait for me to finish."

"But I thought you wanted to read the books together?"

"I'm six pages in front of you. Sorry."

I turned my attention back towards the fry pan before Kakashi could retort and pour in some oil and the noodles.

I won't bore you with our eating details so I will tell you about my shopping day with the A-team.

A glorious day it was. The Sun was shining and birds were singing; and 3 young ladies were rushing in and out of clothes shops like they were going to close down at any moment. I had already tried on over 100 different wedding dresses that didn't live up to Haley's and Kurenai's standards, until I found the most perfect dress ever made.

I immediately bought it and rushed home with the others to talk about the wedding. I hid my dress away from Kakashi's prying eyes and sat down on the couch with my friends. "How many guests are coming?"

I looked across at Kurenai and answered, "Well, most of my invites have come back before the RSVP date, which was yesterday, so about 40 people are coming."

"How many were sent out?"

"52."

"Well the other 12 invitees are stupid then." I nodded in agreement. "So, have you guys thought about kids?"

I opened my eyes in shock at the sudden question from Haley. Being an ANBU guard, I wouldn't expect something like that to come from her mouth. I stuttered, "I-I once thought about it…but I don't think I want a child yet. When I'm thirty or something, though, I might want to have a child."

Kurenai laughed at me and said, "Are you serious?" I raised an eyebrow at her. "I mean, you look at Naruto as if he was your own son, and you stared at the kids around you with an envious look in your eyes. You so want a kid."

"Well what about you and Asuma. I reckon you want a kid with him."

Kurenai blushed and turned away from me. "Idiot."

We continued to talk about kids well after 5 until Kakashi came home from a short mission and forced us to cease the conversation because it made him nervous.

I hugged Kurenai and Haley goodbye and turned to Kakashi. "Deal with it. Girl talk is more fun than missions, even if it is about kids. Now if you excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom."

Kakashi moved out of my way so I could rush to the toilet without any obstacles. I closed the door quickly and lifted the lids of the toilet and threw up in it. I was feeling nausea for some reason. I think I was making a loud retching noise too, because Kakashi burst into the bathroom and pulled my hair tenderly out of my sweaty face.

I continued to lean over the toilet bowl for at least 10minutes, with Kakashi waiting patiently by my side. I wiped my mouth slowly and stood up to face my face over at the sink. "Do you have a virus?"

I shook my head as I splashed. "I think I'm just nervous about the wedding." I my mind I guiltily thought, I think I'm pregnant, Kakashi. I smiled sweetly at him and drank some Listerine in my mouth to freshen it up a bit. "I think I might go to bed early tonight."

"Ok. Well, good night." I pecked him on his masked cheek and made my way into my room to sleep, rubbing my stomach lazily as I lay out on the bed. "I'm pregnant with your child, Kakashi. I'm sorry."

Answer: He's a barbar
Yep, I got this crappy joke off a website...I'm so ashamed of my muddled up brain. Later Taters!