Stuff: Ok....hmm...you may have or haven't of noticed, but I start mainly everything off with ok. Sorry if it's annoying to some but it's a habit ya see. Anyway, my joke today refers to this chapter and the next chapter.
Question: How do you keep a person in suspense?

The day had finally arrived, and it couldn't have been a more prefect day. Kakashi and I were finally going to be officially together. Only a few clouds were floating around in the turquoise sky and even fewer people at the park aka the training grounds. The botanical garden managers couldn't cater for a large crowd like ours so offered to organize the wedding at the grounds.

I was bustled inside a small white canvas tent at 8o'clock in the morning to get ready, and was now officially allowed to come out at 11. A wide smiled spread across my face as the tent flap lifted and scores of guests stood as I walked down the carpeted aisle.

Ahead of me, glistening in the sun, was Kakashi with his silver hair defying gravity and mask. Under my bouquet of flowers, my hands were shaking nervously. No one had told me weddings were this scary. Still, I smiled and walked on towards my future husband.

I reached the makeshift alter in what seemed like a million years and stood to face Kakashi. Being none Catholic, Jewish, Buddhist etc., the ceremonial speech was short. Everything went really well until the famous lines to ruin any wedding were uttered by the minister. "If anyone should not see this couple fit for marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I object!" a familiar voice screamed out. "These two ninja should not be together because the bride loves me more!"

I smacked my veiled forehead at Gai's remark. Fire erupted in my pupils as I yelled back at him in horror. "I'm not interested in you, Gai! I love Kakashi, not you!"

Gai suddenly burst into tears, making me frown deeply. I don't remember inviting Gai. I narrowed my eyes towards his pocket and gasped. He used Choji's invitation to get in. That bastard!

The minister shrugged lightly and ignored Gai's comment and blubbering and repeated, "Does anyone else not see these 2 fit for each other?"

Not a second later, a muffled clink echoed from behind everyone. I looked up sharply towards the sound and gasped in shock as 3 Akatsuki appeared at the end of the pews. "We object." Kisame hissed.

I bit my lip hard at the sight of Zetsu, Tobi and Kisame and hid behind Kakashi. "What do you want?" I screamed.

"Well, well, well, what have we here?" Kisame upholstered his weird sword and slammed it onto the ground in front; coincidentally but unfortunately, some of my guests were sitting where his placed his sword and were crushed by it.

"K-Kisame, what are you guys doing here?"

Zetsu spoke up. "As you can see, we're a bit low on numbers…" He's voice changed to finish the sentence. "…and needed top them back up."

I bit harder into my lip, causing it to bleed, and stood beside Kakashi with false determination in my eyes. "Look. I don't want to be an Akatsuki anymore. And where is everyone else?"

"Besides Pein and Konan?" Tobi chirped up. "They're six feet under…or in Zetsu-san belly, hehe."

Zetsu growled furiously at Tobi for belittling him in front of his hostages. "Maye, you can just quit from the Akatsuki…you need to be discharged from it."

That was Kisame's cue to attack and lunged at me with frightening speed. I quickly jumped out of the way with Kakashi and transformed into a four-winged dragon. Before I could swoop down at Kisame, he had already started to flood the reception area with his massive water technique. Luckily everyone was a ninja and had already disbanded from the fight, except for Naruto, Haley, Kakashi and Yamato.

Summoning up enough fire to almost fry a fish into dust, I poured my green flames down upon Kisame's fast approaching body. "SHIT!" was all I heard before my flames engulfed him and his pathetic shielding sword. I stopped blowing out fire and marvelled at the damage I had done.

"Ouch." Kisame was floating on his sinking Jutsu water and had just managed to moan the most obvious reaction to something painful before going into an unconscious state of sleep.

"One down, two to go."

I flew down quickly to the ground, thumping noisily to the ground and turned into an anaconda. Slithering over to Zetsu was no easy feat when a 5 man battle involving him was happening around me. To my surprise, Tobi grabbed my tail and shouted, "Snake!"

Crap, I thought. I quickly coiled around Tobi but flopped stupidly back to Earth when he disappeared. Being a snake was hopeless, so I changed back into my norm and raced toward Zetsu with Kunai's raised. "DIE!" I shouted and stabbed one of his leaves.

Zetsu snarled again and shrugged me off with ease. "Don't touch us." He rushed over to me, his arm sleeves flapping behind him and opened his flytrap out wide, engulfing my upper body inside it. "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"

Oh my, gosh! He's eating me! I had to act fast. I did a quick one handed Jutsu and transformed, ironically, into a fly. I lazily buzzed out of his flytrap's mouth and transformed back into myself. I threw 3 paper bomb Kunai's at him and shouted whilst doing some hand signs. "Air Style, Ferocious Tornado Jutsu!"

A massive tornado snaked through the hole I created his my hands and aimed it directly at Zetsu. Just like Tobi, Zetsu began to disappear, but had to be the one with the last laugh. "We'll get you someday, Maye"

I sighed and slumped down on the ground. I began to cry and buried my face under my dressed, ashamed of what had just happened. From my right, where all the plastic chairs laid askew and wet, Yamato was using his earth binding technique to secure Kisame firmly to the ground.

A pair of warm hands suddenly draped over my frame, forcing me look up. Naruto smiled sadly at me in comfort and said, "It isn't your fault."

I smiled crookedly and stood up with his help. I made my way over to Kakashi and Yamato who were looking over at us. I raced towards Kakashi and hugged him tightly. "I love you."

His arms embraced me strongly. He placed his masked chin on my shoulder. "Everything's going to be okay. I promise you."

"Don't make a promise you can't keep." I teased him lightly in the ear.

Amazingly, the minister was hiding under the alter, which hadn't be disturbed, and spoke. "Please tell me no one else objects." From out of the woods, dozens of ninja's emerged with guilty looks on their faces. I huffed and wiped the tears out of my eyes. The minister let out a sigh of relief and added, "Then I now pronounce you man and wife."

I broke slightly from our hug, pulled down Kakashi's stupid mask and kissed him hard but devotedly on the lips. All around us, our guests applauded us loudly. Some wolf whistles were heard from the crowd but all in all, it really was a day to remember.

Answer: Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow.
Just like the joke, you ficodians won't know what's going to happen to Maye in my Finale. Yes, you heard me right, this chapter is the second last installment of Fox's Sister, and I'm going to post the last chapter as soon as i get some feedback :D
Oh, for the future readers who are reading this story, just read the next chapter and don't miund my rambling.