Stuff: Ok, and yes, this is the very last installment of Fox's Sister and I wasn't too happy about leaving it here, but what am I gonna do? I'm glad that I have had some reviews on this story, would've been more cheerful with more but I thank every single person for their thoughts. I bid you Adieu, and until next story, later taters.
I have a special joke for all you readers! It's not a Question, but a story joke that was put into the Guinness Book of World Records, so it's obviously funny :P.

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Gave me a laugh, and I hope it gave you guys one. And now! ONTO THE STORY!


Standing in the middle of Kakashi's living room doing nothing wasn't a normal day-to-day activity, but Kakashi insisted on packing for our honeymoon. It was 2 days after my strange wedding that Kakashi had told me to shut my eyes and stand in the exact centre of his lounge for 20minutes. Not something overly fun but he wanted to keep our honeymoon destination a secret.

"Kakashi." I whined. "Are you almost done?"

I heard light thumps descending down the stairs to my left. "Yes Maye, all done." He sounded tired but when I opened my eyes, he's face showed something completely different. Kakashi was standing in front of me with 2 suitcases by his side and was smiling…well had his eye closed happily anyway.

"When do we leave?"

Kakashi placed his feet against both of the cases and positioned one of his gloved hands softly on my shoulder. "Now." He whispered cunningly and teleported us both towards a misty lagoon.

I pulled myself away from Kakashi's grasp and gazed around at my surrounds, mystified. All around me were sagging willow trees, hazy blue mist coating their drooping tendrils, and dark green islands with large murky moats around them. "What's this?"

Kakashi swore quietly. "This is the wrong place. I came here for a mission once, though."

I laughed and picked up a clean violet pebble next to my toe and studied it thoughtfully. "I like it here. It's nice and secluded. Not really honeymoon style, but nothings perfect really."

"I'm glad you like it…" Kakashi stepped closer to me threateningly and started to shed small leaflets of paper, revealing Konan underneath them. "…because it's the last thing you'll ever see." She took 4 metallic blue and gold shurikens from her pouch and threw them mercilessly at my frame.

I had absolutely no time to defend myself so braced my body for the painful experience to come. I had milliseconds to prepare but was still blown back by the impact of the small blades. "ARGH!"

I didn't expect the shurikens to hurt that much, but when I looked down, small purple droplets were escaping from 4 bladed daggers. Konan twirled a kunai around her index finger and poked her tongue through her cheek. "What…is this?"

"It's a slow acting poison that slowly kills the victim…painfully." She brushed a lock of her from her face. "You are too weak and gullible to be a ninja, let alone an ex-Akatsuki member. I don't have any idea what Pein was thinking when he let you in."

I sunk to my hands and knees and coughed up some blood. I looked back up at Konan. "Kakashi will find me…and when he does…he'll kill you." I threw up some more blood and inhaled loudly.

"Well, whenever that happens, I will be ready. I'll see you around, Maye-san." Konan began to shed her own papers and disappeared completely, leaving me to die along with my baby.

I lowered my body onto the ground and rolled over slightly so I was on my back. "Kakashi." I croaked. "Naruto?"

Naruto's POV

I was walking down the main road when I felt a weird pain in my stomach. I hope it wasn't that milk I just drank. The guy at the store said it was new. "Oh, my stomach." I clutched it slightly and groaned. "I better go to Granny Tsunade. But first, I'll see if Kakashi and Maye need help packing.

As I reached Kakashi's and Maye's place, I noticed the roof caved in slightly and decided to check it out. I knew Kakashi-sensei was lazy, but to not fix a roof, well, he's not that lazy.

I peered down the gaping hole in the roof and saw a pair of shoes and legs lying stiffly on the floor. "Kakashi-sensei!" I jumped down the hole and over to Kakashi's limp body. "Kakashi-sensei, are you ok?"

Kakashi awoke quickly and looked around the room frantically. "Where is she? Where's Maye?"

"I thought she was with you."

"A blue haired Akatsuki…" Kakashi's eye's widened in fright. "Oh, no, they've got her." Kakashi pulled himself up and staggered a bit, placing a hand on my shoulder for support. "Naruto."

"Yes sir?"

"Think of the most secluded place you've ever been."

I thought for a moment and replied, "The village hidden in the Mist. There was like no one there." I remembered the pain in my stomach and became increasingly worried. "Also, I think Maye is hurt."

"Why would you say that?"

"Well, I read this thing that said brothers and sisters can tell if each one is hurt over a long distance."

Kakashi combed his fingers through his hair and thought about it. "Hold on to me."

I did so and was poofed towards a really creepy looking swamp. "This is the most remote part of the Mist village. Maybe Maye's in here."

I nodded and ran after Kakashi as he made his way through the trenches and fog. It seemed like forever until we made camp and were forced to eat some swamp toads. Suddenly, I heard a distant noise, it wasn't very loud but it was clear enough to hear. "Help me."

"Kakashi-sensei, did you hear that?" He nodded and deserted his toad for the voice. We raced like mad towards the desperate cry for help. "Maye!"

I skidded along the ground and placed her head on my knee. "N-Naruto…?

I nodded and looked at Kakashi who was unzipping her vest. "What happened, Maye?"

She spluttered some blood on her chest and whispered weakly, "K-Konan." Maye winced slightly as Kakashi placed a warm hand on my stomach. "It hurts so m-much. Kakashi…stop." Kakashi looked up at her face with a worried look on his face as he attempted to take out one of the shurikens. "Let me go."

As Maye struggled to sit up, Kakashi couldn't accept his wife was dying and insisted to pull out the dagger. He didn't succeed and instead felt a weak hand slip into his. "I-I'll see you in the next life." I watched sadly as Maye pulled down Kakashi mask and kissed him softly on the lips.

She started to fall back from her effort, but I managed to catch her in time. She smiled up at me. "Maye…you don't have to go. Sakura can save you."

She shook her head on my lap and lifted a hand up to touch my cheek. "I love you, Naruto."

My hand connected with hers, but it was too late. Maye had shut her eyes and was gone. I howled angrily at the skies and looked back down at my peaceful sister. She had given much to Konoha in the little time she spent there, and now she was dead.

Kakashi had lowered his eyes when I looked up back at him. He slowly closed them fully and didn't open them until the ANBU came to retrieve Maye's body 2 hours later.

~ ~Rip Maye Uzamaki~ ~

September 8, 1984- 26 April, 2008

Ninja, Wife, Sister, Friend

She will be missed

It was a little sad to get rid of my character but you can read a cameo of her in my friends story: Nature Can Love Too
Later Taters
Dragon