'thought's'
"talking
'demon thinking'
"demon talking"
"angel talking"
'angel thinking'
i don't own naruto or any other element's from anything else i use
Naruto speed towards Zabuza sword raised. the sword was pure black blade 34' long with red leather wrapped grip with a 2' long gold tassel at the end. the sheath strapped to Naruto's waist was 34' long pure white with a gold rising dragon design on each side.
okay i'm not good at sword fights so i'm going to skip but if it's just throwing out jutsu or other then i won't skip
20 minutes later
The ground had long gashes in it chard or cut trees were fallen craters scattered all over the place, Zabuza lay bloodied and broken at Naruto's feat unconscious
"well now that that's over Hinata can you give Haku here rabbite please" Hinata then handed Haku the rabite
"now let's all go to Tazuna's house" Naruto said before he picked up Zabuza and put him on a stretcher then started walking Hinata and Haku on each side with Rip and Alexandria not far behind while Naruto carried his sword. Kakashi,Sakura,and Sauske just shrugged and started walking suske running forward to try and make a grab at Zabuza's sword before his hand was slapped aside
"what the hell is wrong with you dobe give me the sword it belongs to someone more worthy than that weak trash. someone like me" Sauske said making another grab for the sword only to get the same result
"it's not yours and plus you couldn't even lift it much less use it" Naruto said
"you know done while you're at it you should hand over that sword you used it would be better used in the hands of an Uchiha, and while you're at that hand over the hunter bitch along with the other's they would bear me strong Uchiha children" Sauske smirked eyeing the girls like a pieces of meat
" as if we would even go near filth like you only our master can touch us like that" Alexandria said batting her eyes at Naruto while the other girls noded in agreement
"how many times do i have to tell you girls i am not your master you chose the chokers you could have had pendants bracelets or just sewn the symbol onto some clothing" sweat dropping when the girls started stroking the chokers. arriving at Tazuna's house shouting
"Tsumi inari i'm home" out from the kitchen stepped a tall woman with straight black hair and kind brown eyes she was pale with C cup breasts in an apron over a black T shirt and long pants
"father i'm so glad your back and safe and who are these people?" Tsumi said hugging her father when a short kid in overalls with black hair and brown eyes and a helmet over his head came in
"theory the people who helped me well 4 helped the rest just stood there and 2 of them were sent by Gato to kill me" Tazuna said like it was an everyday thing
"then what the hell are they doing in my house you baka" Tsuki yelled before she noticed that Zabuza was cut up and bloody
"uh is he going to be alright" Tsuna sweat dropped when naruto just unceremoniously dumped Zabuza on the ground and he let out a pathetic moan of pain
"yeah he's fine i gave him non life threatening injuries during our fight" Naruto interjected
"is there a room where we can heal him" Naruto asked hefting Zabuza back over his shoulder getting an affirmative nod from Tsumi
"hold on Naruto we will not be healing Zabuza he's the enemy were going to take care of him while he's weak his partner too Kakashi said before he and the rest of team 7 took out kuni
"Kakashi if you try to harm Zabuza & Haku-chan i will kill you am i understood welp"Naruto growled out practically drowning Kakashi and team seven in KI when they put the kunai away the KI stopped and Naruto,Tsumi,Rip,Haku,Hinata,and Alexandria went upstairs
(later dinner all know what's coming)
Naruto and his team were sitting at the table with team seven and Tazuna's family eating soup
"why do you try so hard you're just going to get killed you cant beat Gato he's just too powerful you don't know what it's like to lose everything you don't know pain in your comfy village where everything is fine with your big houses and your fancy clothes " it started out as a whisper and then progressed to a shout. the room was flooded with KI everyone accepted for Naruto's women started to breath heavier
"oh really i don't know pain. how's this for painful kid have you ever been beaten for trying to buy food, have you ever been chased down and beaten by mobs on your birthday because of something you have no control over have you ever had to live on the streets scrounging food going hungry every day and cold every night have you ever been beaten for trying to play with other kid's been called a demon has a kind old lady out of the blue took you away to her house and fed you given you clothes and a bed only to awake in the middle of the night to find yourself chained to that very same bed and that very same kind old woman standing over torturing you at the tender age of 3. i'll show you what real pain look's like"
"NARUTO-BAKA STOP LYING NONE OF THOSE THINGS REALLY HAPPENED TO YOU YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO LOOK COOLER THAN SAUSKE-KUN AND GET OTHER PEOPLE'S PITY YOU STUPID BAKA DON'T YOU KNOW SAUSKE WATCHED HIS ENTIRE FAMILY SLAUGHTERED"Naruto just stared at Sakura before he ripped open his vest and shirt showing that he was very tanned and muscular but that is not what made all the women (except Sakura) cry and have nightmares for the next month Naruto's body was a map of abuse with long gashe like scars thin one's short one's deep one's he even had a fist sized hole in his chest and they were all warped showing that they happened at a young age
"by the time i was three i had had over 900 assassination attempts 200 attempted poisoning and. 30% of all that happened in the hospital it happened so frequently that to this day i have my own private nurses,doctors,and my own private hospital room in the hospital with a 24hr anbu guard because people try to kill me so much. by the time i was 4 i was living on my own because the matron of the orphanage used to let the mob's in to beat me or would lock me out especially on my birthday i had my own apartment and a monthly stipend, i had to have my own bank account because the civilian council would try and siphon off my stipend" Naruto with his shirt and vest gap stormed out of the room Hinata following.
(out side in the forest)
Naruto was destroying the trees with his brute strength his shirt and vest hanging on a branch that luckily would be safe from his rampage. Naruto sat against a tree. Hinata came out of the house and sat on his lap cradling his head against her breast letting him cry and stroking his hair trying to comfort him
"i know Naruto-kun i know it hurt's what they did to you is something no human being should go thru. they have done things to you that i will never understand i will never ever be able to completely heal the scar on your heart, but i will damn well try." Hinata continued to stroke naruto's hair as he slowly calmed down
"i can still remember the day that it all changed"
(flash back)
a young Naruto was walking down the streat from a hardy meal at Ichiraku's passing the Hyūga estate waiving to the gards as they stared strait ahead
"THERE IT IS THE DEMON IS TRYING TO BREAK INTO THE HYŪGA ESTATE. GET IT KILL IT FINISH WHAT THE 4TH STARTED" a mob of villagers burst from a side alley with weapons raised. Naruto burst into action running for his life trying to get away hoping that there were no former or current ninja's in the mobe. no lucke a kunai buried itself into Naruto's thigh. Naruto fell on the ground desperately trying to crawl away. as the mob fell on Naruto bashing him all over with pipes focusing on his head before Naruto curled up in a ball trying to protect his head before the mob started to stab him with knives ripping pieces of his skin of and all other atrocities before one man was knocked unconscious then another and another the mystery assailant kept knocking civilians out
"if you love the demon so much then you should come out" a civilian grabbed Naruto by the hair and held him up pressing a knife with a sickening gleam that just screamed poison against his jugular vein a woman stepped out she was short with dark blue hair and a tan jacket with blue skin tight pants and pale
" so it's you being controlled by the demon well since i can't kill you i'll have to settle for removing the demon's taint from your mind i hope you will remember my service to you" the man said
Naruto smiled just before the man slit his throat. black blood welled up from the wound naruto fell to the ground with a smile
"NARUTO-KUN "the woman screamed as Naruto
(unknown location)
Naruto stood in a pure white room standing in front of him her back turned to Naruto stood a woman in grey almost skin tight robe with a very nice ass she was looking at a piece of paper completely absorbed in the paper
"i excuse me" naruto asked tapping her on the shoulder making her jump
"oh hello there naruto-kun you startled me" the woman turned around to show soft features with full kissable lips long lashes and pure grey eye's with red pupils ink black hair that fell to her lower back large JJ cup tit's
"where am i and who are you?" naruto asked the woman looking discreetly at her breast's
" see something you like naru-chan" the woman asked giggling as naruto blushed and spluttered
"well to answer your question you are in the beginning of limbo" the woman said
" so i guess that you are the shinigami but what do you mean the beginning of limbo" naruto asked with a puzzled look on his face
" you are correct that i am the shinigami and to your other question limbo is my domain and there are people the limbo that human's see is just the beginning of my domain" the shinigami said her attention momentarily drawn to a watch that began to beep frantically before she shut it off and started to drag him towards a portal that opened 10 feet away
" we have to hurry we're late" she started to drag naruto faster ignoring his cry's of 'late for what'.
naruto and the shinigami entered a spinning red vortex that opened in the path of the shinigami coming out in another pure white room with 12 identical spheres with different colors arranged in a semi circle. the orb on the far right was the first to speak
"hello naruto i am a manifestation of kami do you know why you're here" the orb asked in a voice that would melt any heart
"well at first i thought i was here because i was dead but i get the sense that is not the case" the orb representing kami giggled at naruto's pout
"were all here to make a deal with you naruto"
(end flashback now in the forest outside the house)
naruto awake to find hinata curled up in his lap and sauske trying to sneak up on closed his eyes and waited. sauske finally stood in front of naruto
"well done you didn't hand over the weapons or the woman so i'm just going to have to take them myself" sauske grabbed angel and devil but as he held them in his grasp they disappeared along with naruto and hinata
"you know sauske if you're going to sneak up on someone you shouldn't make so much damn noise me and hinata-chan are trying to sleep"sauske whirled around to find naruto standing directly behind him and hinata leaned against a tree sleeping
"you will give me those swords weapons any jutsu and women you have they would be put to better use by an uchiha than a dobe like you. you who doesn't have enough class to lick the shit from my boots" sauske shouted at naruto
"you just dont get it do you i don't care if you're an uchiha the only good uchiha is a dead uchiha there are only three exceptions to that mikoto uchiha your mother shisui uchiha and finally your dear brother itachi uchiha and i think itachi did good wiping out your clan except I wouldn't have left you alive" with each word sauske was getting redder and redder until finally at the mention of his brother sauske snapped and threw a punch at naruto. naruto slapped the punch aside getting up close naruto grabed two fistfulls of sauskes duck door and slammed his face into his knee, blood flying everywhere as naruto break sasuke's nose, using the same fist full of sasuke's duck doo naruto started spinning around until when he gained enough momentum send sauske flying into a tree face first
"next time don't try and steal what's mine you arrogant prick" sauske stood from the tree and spit out some blood rubbing his jaw
"you're done those weapons would be better used in the hands of a uchiha the jutsu too and those women would bear me strong uchiha children and i will have them i am an uchiha a god amongst men with my sharingan i can defeat anyone" sauske was smirking at naruto's was staring at sauske until he finally said something
"sauske i wasn't supposed to tell you this your mother is alive and i am as much a uchiha as you"naruto's eye's started to change as red bled into his iris turning into a fully matured sharingan the mangekyo and the eternal mangekyo
"no it's not possible how can you have those eyes" sauske dropped to his knees in defeat
"my clan has the ability to absorb any bloodline we see if we can attain blood from that bloodline clan your brother mother and shisui uchiha gave me their blood i also found blood samples from madara and obito uchiha my sharingan is so much more powerful than all of them and since madara gained the eternal mangekyo i also gained it without the nasty sacrifice" naruto picked up hinata and walked off allowing sauske to stew in defeat
(back in the house)
all of the teams were standing around in the common room tsumi was out shopping with a naruto blood clone while another was making dinner
"okay team here is the plan in one day which is the time when zabuza should be fully healed zabuza and haku will proceed with the plan of ambushing us on the bridge"
everyone was nodding in agreement all except sauske and sakura of course
"that plan is stupid and won't work it will get us all killed well except me cuz i'm an uchiha. so what i say we do is storm gato's compound seize all his assets" sauske said triumphantly acting like he just found the cure for cancer and smiling like he just won the lottery and sakura whoreuno nodding along with sauske
" sauske that is the stupidest plan i've ever heard first we don't know where his base is or how many troops he has or if there are even other ninja their and if we do seize his assets we are giving them to the people of wave. okay so everyone is familiar with the plan"receiving a chorus of hai's naruto nodded and right at that moment tsumi opened the door carrying a bag that was pathetically empty
"naruto you know you didn't have to pay for all my food" tsumi said hugging naruto
"but thank you anyways" naruto took the bag from her and set it on a nearby able silently lead her outside to the back yard and 2 minutes later they heard a scream from tsumi rushing outside and skidding to a halt to see a shed and in that shed was every kind of food imaginable cuts of meat fresh vegetables eggs and everything else
"NARUTO-BAKA WHAT IS THIS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" sakura screamed at naruto as tsumi flew at him in a flying hug
"why my dear sakura i have just given tsumi-chan some food to last her when we leave. now tsumi lets you the family and my team have dinner" naruto said grabbing tsumi by the arm and leading her into the house hinata and the rest of naruto's team following but when team seven tried to follow they were stopped midway to the door
"oh dear i almost forgot kakashi i left some of the food out in those containers their becuase i thought you and the rent's might want to train a little don't worry i placed seals on the containers so the food won't spoil or get cold happy training and this barrier will display in 3 hours i'd say thats a good workout wouldn't you" naruto pointed at the large tins leaning against the shed then all the persons eating inside went inside
"okay team naruto is right so sakura sai work on the tree climbing exercise and sauske spar with me we will do this for about an hour before we switch okay team" kakashi said receiving a chorus of hais before they all started working
(inside)
naruto now somehow no one know's where he got it in a chef's hat was sitting down covered plates okay people for the first course we have a lovely salad with a delectable ranch dressing sauce i made myself for the ingredients we have iceberg lettuce with belladonna onions diced roma tomatoes cheddar croutons fresh zucchini cubed berkshire mushrooms halved with grated cheddar cheese and bacon bits and to drink for the boys we have something i came across in my travels a delightful drink called and for the adult's we have a lovely Chateau Margaux 1787" naruto said uncovering the plates to reveal an appetizing salad and placing wine glasses down to each person except inari who got a normal glass filled with a yellow bubbling liquid with ice cubes and a straw
"i wonder how the others are doing"tsumi said glancing at the door then at her food
"dont worry tsumi they got exactly what we're having now"
(outside hour 1 of training)
wheel team this has been a good first hour so now sakura sai you will both spar with me while sauske you start the tree climbing exercise okay go
(inside start of second cours)
okay everyone how was the salad
"it was the best thing i ever tasted"inari shouted out(naruto and inari have already had their talk) everyone else nodded
" okay everyone now for the second course we have we have a delightful slice of pheasant backed with a honey glaze mashed potatoes and green beans with a Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon 1992 whisky and another mtn dew for inari"naruto again placed down covered plates and glasses and again tsumi glanced at the door
( outside second hour of training)
kakashi had a few bruises and sauske had a whole lot of bruises
"okay everyone it seems that sakura and sai have the tree climbing exercise down well and so do you sauske so i think that well all should work on our accuracy so they all started throwing their kuni
(inside the house start of 3rd course)
"so how did everyone like the pheasant" naruto asked again
"it was good but naruto i don't think we can eat anymore"tsumi said rubbing her stomach
"i can eat some more food" inari shouted jovially before quieting down when tsumi shot inari a scathing glare
"maybe i should rephrase that i don't think that any of us need anymore" tsumi said
"oh so that's what you're worried about you don't understand i use a special jutsu when i cook to remove all bad fats and sugars and fill it with nutrients" and the same process of glasses and plates and again tsumi 9 glanced at the door
(outside end of training )
"okay team that was some good training so let's eat and then go inside"kakashi said grabbing a tin opening it to find nothing there was no food at all nothing not even a crumb sakura opened her own tin to have the same result and sai too but sasuke's tin was different he actually got a note. the note read
'dear duck fuck i warned you don't mess with the prankster lord of konoha now you're hungry with no food and don't try and go in the shed it's got a sealing barrier on it and so does the forest too keep you from hunting and the barrier at the door won't dispel ether goodby and fuck off'
"DAMN THAT DOBE I KILL HIM" sauske shouted pounding on the shed door
(the next day outside)
sauske got up from the ground groggy and not rested from his sleep on the ground thanks to that stupid dobe locked him out of the house. sauske tried the door and to his relief found the door unlocked slipping inside and locking the door he found kakashi somehow eating a bagel and sipping coffee through his mask
" good morning sauske how did you sleep" kakashi asked eye smiling at sauske"
"kakashi how did you get in here"sauske said grabbing kakashi's vest and pulling him face to face
"weren't you paying attention to the letter he said the door only had a barrier not the window's i simply opened the window to our guest room and went inside naruto was testing us"
(time skip the fight almost like canon except no dead haku and no kyuu naruto)
the fog cleared and an army was revealed bandits with all forms of weaponry and in the center stood a short man in a suit with slicked back hair
"oh finally i thought we were going to have to keep this act up longer" naruto said
"so zabuza you have betrayed me that's fine i was going to kill you after the mission was done any way" gato said in a slimey voice
"boys bring me zabuza's head and the women if you do you get a pay raise and first crack at breaking them"gato said smiling lecherously naruto growled showing his fangs
"gato you have just made the biggest mistake of your life and now it's forfeit" hinata said smiling and rubbing naruto's shoulder as he raised his hands in an unfamiliar sign his hands forming a box
"control release level seven"naruto was enveloped in a cloud of smoke when he was revealed he was wearing red anbu armor an orange shirt with devil and angel strapped to his back in an x with a mini scythe at his right side black leather pants and boots but the most terrifying thing though was the mask naruto a a pure black mask with a painted picture of a wolf skull naruto went through several hand signs and shouted out
"cartoon: flaming rain"naruto yelled as droplets of rain fell from the sky but when a drop fell onto one of the bandits he burst into flames screaming like a little school girl seeing a rat (no offens). after the jutsu stopped and some how gato managed to not get hit by any of the rain and naruto and all the others were under an earth barrier that naruto made
"well well well looks like gato survived good it makes all of this much easier. so gato you're going to take me to your base and sign over all aspects of your business to me and none of your thugs are going to touch us" naruto said baring his fangs at him
"i brought most of my forces here" naruto smiled at that and motions alexandria over to him
"alexandria follow me and clean up whatever's left naruto and alexandria walked off
chapter is done and longer than ever