"*****! OUT OF ALL THE ****** PICTURES YOU ******S TOOK, WHY THE HELL DID USE THAT PICTURE?! ******! I CAN'T SHOW MY ***** FACE AROUND THOSE ******S EVER AGAIN!" The four pranksters was at Canada's house again.

"Keseseseseses! Aww, Come on Romano, the awesome me hears that awesome chicks think guys, who sleeps with an awesome stuff animal are really awesome"

At that moment, Romano, Canada, and Sealand all said "Really?" in questing tones.

"Ja! So, what awesomely prank are we going to do next?"

There was a moment of silence, before Romano said "Aghhh; alright *****s I got one. We just need a lot of ***** spices and pieces of food that is the most shityish tasting food you can find"


The next day everyone was at the meeting hall, having their meeting, or well; that would've been the case if wasn't for the fact that all them was doing their own thing. This gone on for a while, until America asked "Yo, dudes I 'am starving!" Some of the others agreed with him.

Soon, Turkey, and China decided too went off and cook for everyone who didn't bring a lunch for whatever reason and make snacks for them with Italy joyfully joining them. England also wanted to join in, but immediately and not surprisingly, was denied that chance. France also wanted join, but it eventually ended up with him fighting England, so he didn't go.


While the three nations cooked, the other half of the pranksters was outside, peeking through an open window, watching the three talented cooking nations cook. Soon Prussia whispered "Alright; my awesome my friend, awesomely got the awesome thing we awesomely need?"

"Yes I did, I even got some of that jerk England's nasty scones"

"Awesome! Now we just too awesomely distract them"

"Leave it to me! I'll have those jerks and Italy out of there" said Sealand, as he gotten out a cell phone from his pocket and start dialing a number. After that he waited a few seconds before saying "Hey China, there's someone down the street, insulting your food saying that it taste like dog turds and saying that you sucks!" Suddenly there were some yelling in Chinese and some loud noises, before it became silent again. Sealand then dialed another number. This time it was Turkey. He soon said the same thing that he told China. Not even a few seconds had past, before some shouting in Turkish and some more loud noises swept the area, before hearing some screaming from Italy.

Once it became silent again, they heard Italy said "Ve, were are guys going? We still need to cook everyone's food! Hey!"

"That was awesome my awesome friend!"

"Thanks! Now let's do this quick before those jerks and Italy come back!"


After that, they got done what they needed to get done and left. Meanwhile, everyone else resume with the meeting while they wait for the three nations to get done. Just then, they heard the front door opening and saw said three nations coming with China having a Chinese take bag box on his head and strands of noodles in his hair.

"Yo, China dude! Where were you guys and why do have a take box on your head?"

"Some stupid westerner called me and Turkey about another stupid westerner insulting us and our food!"

"Hey, don't so down! At least we got them!"

When that was over the trio went back to work.


Twenty minutes passed when the trio came back out with the food and set them on the table. All the ones who didn't bring a lunch got their share and started to eat them. Suddenly, almost all them gain courted faces and ran of the room. Some the ones who stayed. like France and Norway collapsed to the ground, some others like Sweden and Austria tried to hide the fact that was anything wrong, some like Spain were out cold , and a very few nations like Russia didn't seem to be bothered.

"What the hell did you guys put in the food?!" asked France, as he tried to get himself up.

"What-what are you talking about we cooked like we always do!" answered China, as both Turkey and Italy agreed with him. China then pick up and tasted one of the foods. It for China to gain a courted face, before passing-out.

At that moment, Canada chuckle softly, while Romano was disappointed that Germany was one of the nations who brought their own lunches. Just then, the nation were still conscious, soon heard someone eating. They look over to England eating the food like he didn't have care in the world.

"Can I help you, gentlemen?" asked England, finally taking noticed of the silent stares he was getting.

"WHAT THE? HOW THE HELL YOU COULD EAT THAT, SLOP?!"

"What are you talking frog it taste fine!"

At that moment, that statement helped confirmed a sneaky one of the suppositions about the English man and that is almost all of his taste buds were gone. Suddenly, Germany sigh before speaking up "It look like we been prank again. France, Turkey, Italy, Sweden, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and Austria, stay here and help out the unconscious nations, the rest come with me"


After that the Germany and the others went to find the nation who ran off to much of Romano's and England dislike. Romano for having to followed the German nation and England not begin able to finish his lunch, though they said he can all he wants once they're done and for having to find a certain American idiot.

They soon split up to find them all. Just as, England walked past on of the rest rooms, America came with a drench face. He soon asked "Yo Iggy! Did you put something in the food, when weren't looking?"

"No you git, though I wished I did that was good"

"Iggy"

"What is it?"

"You have no taste, do you?"

"Why you!"