Saturday 11:00 am
I slowly woke up opening my eyes to see Agra cuddled up next to me, spurring a warm smile in my somewhat groggy state. She laid there with a small smile lightly holding onto my arm, which i promptly laid there not wanting to kill this little moment, and enjoyed that ever kind of comfortable warmness of the bed that happens to be with every morning.
(Most of you know that kind of temp of the bed that's just perfect every time you wake up and just don't want to get up.)
I love these kind of mornings… I thought contently with a quiet rather happy sigh. As i looked at Agra then looked up at the ceiling. Kinda helps forgetting a few things most would want to forget...
I thought with a edge of somberness as i looked back at Agra, then closed my eyes again, trying to go back to sleep. "Most would kill to get these kinds of moments. Hard to think now that you were one of them."
"It really is surprising these days…" Psycho added then yawned. Yeah…
Though sadly there just can't be a perfect morning…
I then heard semi faint sounds of explosives going off then felt the vibrations, rather somewhat violent vibrations i might add as i opened my eyes with tired annoyance with a furrowed brow. Agra's face turned to a slight frown then nuzzled my arm pulling a little closer. I sighed quietly then out of nowhere there was a very loud thud this time actually vibrated the bed causing me to jump in surprise. "Jesus!" As well as breaking my tiredness, and ripped Agra of her comfortable sleep startled from my sudden movement and the loudness of the thud from a moment ago comboed with the intense vibrations of the bed.
"What was that!?" Agra asked shocked from what's happening.
"I have fuck all of an idea!" I said in minor anxiety as my voice rose into it's higher pitched ranges.
Agra got out of bed with me in tow, I very quickly got on my gear, then proceeded to the door grabbing my high powered walkie talkie. "Jordan what dafuq is going on?!" I asked through the hand held radio.
"Oh you know, just shooting up the plinking range!" I heard Jordan said in his smartass tone as i heard zombonic moans, groans and screams. "And i'm here blowing up a few of the plinkens!" Ryan added in his own smartass tone as another explosion sounded. "Ryan to your left!" I heard Jordan warn. "God damn it all to hell and back again…" I said now irritated as i grabbed mow-down. I looked at Agra as she had a smirk, which then i produced my own not being able to resist. "Ready to kick some rotten ass?" I asked in a thick Scottish accent. "I'm always ready when you are." She answered.
"HI ho Hi ho to kill some zombies we go!" Psycho sang with a new found cheeriness.
"Welp, here goes this shit again." Vlad said with an undertone of vexing.
"There is roughly three to four hundred of the undead on the west wall." Crysis notified, from his long silence.
"By god it speaks!" Agra said in a cheerful smartass tone.
"My thoughts exactly!" Psycho added as i began to walk to the door with a humorous smile.
"Alright let's see how bad this three to four hundred or so count is." I said. Me and Agra quickly walked through the building to the outside as gunfire quickly began to be hearable. As we were jogging along i spotted the .50 BMG propped up against the wall, then had an idea. I quickly went to it with Agra following with a slightly raised brow of question. "Crysis? Can you manipulate the structure of weapons?" I asked hurriedly.
"Yes. Activating Augmented Reaction Suit." Crysis said and as soon as he spoke the name of the suit, it pulsed over my body very quickly equipping me with the suit. "That's fucking badass!" I commented with widened eyes. That suit of his just gets more interesting by the hour. Agra thought with a tone of interest.
"Engaging augmented blade system." Crysis droned, as i saw the handles and trigger change shape and size. The process was very quick, leaving the handles and trigger size and shaped to be able for Agra to use it in both her human and original forms, I turned my head to look at her to see a grin. "You know, i'm starting to like you Crysis." Agra commented to Crysis Which he digitized a smile on the visor which faded a few seconds later. I then handed the fifty to Agra which caused her to grin more darkly this time. "Oh i'm so going to have fun with this...heheheheh." She said then chuckled somewhat darkly, which caused me to look at her with a smirk under my helm. "I think i'm rubbing off on you."
She chuckled some more though not with the evilish tone like before. "You think so?" She said with a smirk of her own. "Maaaybe, heheh." I commented.
"If you two are done with your little session there! We'd like some help here!" Jordan yelled with a minor irritated undertone.
"Well it wasn't a 'session' yet, heheh." She said then giggled with a small undertone of seductiveness.
"Oh you naughty girl." I said with a laugh. "Oh that day's coming at some point. Someday!" Psycho said in a cheerful tone.
"So shall we test your new 50?" I asked Agra, though knowing the answer.
"Oh maliciously!" She said with an evil grin. She then got up to the platform with Ryan and Jordan and changed to her original form then began 'testing' her new gun. She began to cackle with malice as she mowed down the Zombies that shamble, crawled, ran and ran on all fours. I then jumped up onto the platform watching my iron maiden kill numerous zombies with the 50 cal. My kukri swords materialized onto my back with which i reached and unsheathed them.
"Crysis, play Brutal from my Killing/gaming list." I asked the A.I, a second later the song began playing, as did my grin of malice. "Blades dance through air and flesh! Spilling crimson into the Air! AHHHAHAHAHA" I yelled then leaped from the platform and over the hoard landing a good thirty feet away then spun around. "IT'S MURDER TIME FUN TIIIIIIME AAHHHAHAHAHHA." I yelled and rushed in cutting down zombies. I then activated the suits reaction augmentations, I saw everything slow down slower then bullet time. "You have a six minute and forty seconds window." Crysis notified me. "Hehehehe, perfect." I said evilly. I then lunged forwards letting my blood lust consume me to a lengthy degree with a battlecry of blood longing. I ran up to the group cutting, slicing and stabbing my way in and out all the while my famed animalistics began to play there role in my spree of carnage.
All Ryan, Agra and Jordan saw was a white and blue blur dashing about the hoard making fountains of blood as the blur passed through. Though what the others saw as a blur, Faith was able to see almost clearly running and cutting my way around, as well as being able to sense my blood lust invade my mind, just as well as see my famed animalistic side Jordan and Ryan talked about in full swing. She heard faint demented cackling. She could also feel my insanity permeate my paths slowly flowing about the area. All of which began to instill a small but nagging fear to her. Seeing the person that resembled near exactly the one from her realm like this, the same loving and caring person, now showing a side she never thought he could have, one of such bloodlust... The song Animal i have become began to play as i chopped a zombie in half.
My yells began to have a growl to them as my blood lust continued ingesting my mind in this bath of carnage. The blood lust gorged itself, a glutton to the sight of the crimson iker that flew by and covered me. My swords eating gluttonously at the blood that soaks there metallic bodies, staining there black sheen, with a near blackened red. I stopped for a moment after leaping through another zombie making it into half the zombie it used to be. I turned around looking at the dwindling hoard. I flashed a demonic grin. "Mooorre….i...want...moooorrreee." I hissed menacingly with a growl in my voice, I then did my demon voices laugh...though, it seemed to be more natural then my other times i did that voice's laugh. Which subconsciously frightened me. But the rest of my mind was too consumed in it's bloodied gluttony to care, I then ran back in, with another battlecry with a significant snarl in it.
Jordan and Ryan heard that snarling battle cry for a quick second, confused at what made the unnerving sound. "Is it me? Or is William more animalistic then usual in this?" Jordan asked seeing eviscerated and mangled bodies of zombies, more and more getting more destroyed then the last.
Ryan then began to notice the increasing extent of damage to the corpses. "Should we be getting worried?" Ryan asked nonchalantly as he saw three torsos fly into the air spurting blood like an airborne sprinkler.
"I'm leaning on maybe yes." Jordan replied not too scared about what's happening. Then he saw the tank from left 4 dead start charging up to the wall. "Shit! Ryan, tank!" Jordan yelled focusing fire on the large overly buff zombie.
"On it!" Ryan replied firing on it.
I then stopped again after cutting down another zombie, then looked at the wall, then saw the big zombie. I then grinned my smile of manics popping my shoulders and elbows, then Skillet's Monster began to play as i ran up to it. "COME HERE PRETTY BOY, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A TRICK, AHAHAHAHAA!" I yelled my voice deeper for the effect of the taunt. I ran up to the tank with a vicious grin of malice. I leaped onto it landing onto the top part of it's back and began to rapidly plunge my kukri swords into it's back, stabbing again, again and again. "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIE! HAHAHAHA" I said quickly then laughing maniacally as i continued plunging my swords repeatedly.
Jordan saw me blur up to the tank then land on it's back stabbing it multiple times, Jordan watched with widened eyes as spurts of blood and flesh flew from my jabbing. The tank let out a long death gurgle slash growl as it fell. I stood on it as it landed, then spun on my heels and leaped back at the hoard.
Ryan shook his head. Then got an idea. "BE RIGHT BACK! Faith I need a lift!"
Ryan and Faith zoomed off.
Jordan then looked off to Ryan. "What the hell are you going to do?" Jordan called after him.
"Ah damn it, What the hell is he up to now!" Agra said somewhat irritated as she gunned down a charger.
But he was already gone. Then they heard over the radio. "I forgot to mention, I may have found something…"
Suddenly, a thunderclap echoed and a line of zombies fell over. "I found a CheyTac Intervention."
William leapt over the line of zombies. "And zhat is vhat!?" William asked his voice a little out of the norm as he dropped down cutting up more zombies, he let off another battle cry of blood lust as he cut down a charger taking off it's arm then stabbing it through the head for good measure he cackled at the sight. "Run, run , run around! cutting zombies up and down! Oh let the red floooow!" I sang malice dripping from my words as i grinned like a demon.
Another thunderclap went off, and a smoker in the distance exploded.
I just narrowly dodged the bullet as it zipped past my head, but i didn't really care as i was too consumed by the sight of carnage i produced with what seemed like a permanent grin plastered on my face under my helm.
Meanwhile, 2000 meters away…
Ryan watched through a scope, and putting information on a device attached the gun, an ABC, Advanced Ballistic Computer. A system that takes the CheyTac .408 bullet's flight data, and calculates the bullet's flight path. Ryan turned to another device, a KESTREL 4000. A meteorological and environmental sensor package measures the wind speed, air temperature, air pressure, relative humidity, wind chill, and dew point, and read the data from that.
"Crysis?" I asked the A.I.
"Yes?"
"Engauge Mjolnirs Vanquish." I requested with a somewhat gleeful tone.
"Engaging suit cohesion." Crysis droned, then the Vanquish suit began to change to a degree. Then rapidly took on the characteristics of a Mjolnir mark four armor from the Halo universe, making the suit a little bulkier. I grinned in anticipation on how this combination will turn out. "Cohesion complete." Crysis said as i continued running and cutting down zombies with daily practiced skill. Then my extreme bullet time slowed to a nearly abrupt stop as i cut down another zombie.
I cackled anew. "Now shits going to get interesting!" I said Happily in my manics as i ran up to a charger placing my right kukri sword on my back.
Ryan took aim at a tank, his breathing slowing, only aware of the scope, and the target. He held his breath…
One second…
Two seconds…
Three seconds…
Then he fired. The bullet flew in a slight arc, then it slammed into the charger, knocking it back a step.
Then the song Killbots began it's play causing me to grin more my mind focusing on the movement around me somehow keeping track of it all, then i engaged both suits strength enhancements when i got close to the charger, then used my momentum and my new strength, I slammed my fist into it's side, actually breaking it in half launching both halfs of it into the air in the process.
Ryan kept watch over the fight, zooming the scope every once in awhile. He looked forward and he paled.
He activated the radio. "Hey, uh, guys. We have a problem."
"What is it?" Jordan radioed back gun fire in the background with a few explosions sounding off as well.
"Problem? Tell!" I said a growl slightly sounding my voice as i did a flying axe kick surprisingly splitting open a tank's head.
I chuckled at the site. "Fatality!" I said in my very best mortal kombat announcer voice as i jumped off the falling corpse going for more zombies to kill and drown my lust of blood.
"Uh...not quite sure how to describe it...but we have...uh...a...erm...Zombie Latios…" Ryan said.
I stopped in my tracks after cutting off a large zombie's head off. "You're fucking kidding me?!" I asked incredulously raising voice, now darting my attention to the sky and ground looking for it's movement.
"A FUCKING ZOMBIE LATIOS! A FUCKING ZOMBIE LATIOS! FUCKING REALLY NOW! FUCKING REALLY!" Psycho screamed incredulously to the thought of one.
"Oh for fucks sake! If that's Sky, He is the biggest dumbass on the face of the known fucking universe! NO, Multiverse!" Vlad said with disappointment dripping from his words with a hint of venom to them.
"It's placement! Where!" I asked quickly.
"Inbound to you Will!" Ryan announced as i caught movement to my left, but as i turned it smacked right into me, flinging me into the air. Agra saw this and began to worry.
"No, he'll be fine…" Agra thought actually unsure.
"Actually. Fuck it." She said as she gunned down another zombie that tried leaping up. Agra pointed her Right arm in the direction of the zombonic latios. "Here's a present for you asshole!" She taunted then a five foot long and nine inch wide missile shaped projectile of dark type energy formed and launched it's way to the undead psychic type, with a faded shadow rocket trail left in it's way as it homed in.
I flew fifty feet then landed with a deep thud and a tumble stopping at another thirty feet onto my back. I slowly got back up with a very irritated groan. "Alright, who the fuck bitch slapped me with optimus prime?" I said in my natural sounding thick Scottish accent shaking my head, then looked out the directing from where i was flung from. The zombonic latios floated there with a ragged snarling breath, glaring at me with a angry hunger.
"Well fuck you too ya cheeky cock monkey!" I said irritatedly giving it a one finger salute. It took acceptance to that comment. "Add Beta suit." I said to Crysis as the zombie latios started it's way to me, the suit incorporated some of the characteristics of the Timeshift Beta suit came up on the surface of the suit. "Momentum, cease." I said my voice deep and graveled for effect. Then as the zombie latios as about to slash at me. Everything was grayed to a degree and the latios was stopped in mid motion it's clawed hand half a foot from my face. My demons grin smeared on my face seeming to never come off. "Can't go faster then time, huh numbnuts?" I said, a sadistic malice induced glee to my voice as i stared at it, it's eyes a pale reddish white, feathers a heavily faded blue.
"To bad you decided to be stupid, might of welcomed you here if you didn't turn...might of not if you were Sky...I would of castrated him with boomstick...if Sebastian...would've welcomed, and helped...acclimate." I said, as i looked closer seeing some smears of blood on it's mouth. "Oh and you've had a taste it seems!" I added. "Naughty, naughty boy…" I chuckled in my demon voice, more natural then last time.
I backed up a foot and readied my swords, but i noticed something. I leaned to the side of the undead lati from where i stood lifting my other leg to the side of me to counterbalance me as i looked behind it, and noticed a dark purple rocket like shape about thirty feet away, then looked at the direction of the base. The optics zoomed in enough for me to clearly Agra with her arm outstretched. "What a wonderful girl she is." Psycho said happily.
Yep, God i love having her around, always a big help. I thought back with a happy remark. I'll let her have the hit on the damn thing. I thought and and began moving to the right, But i spun around on my heel with a sadistic grin. "Fuck it. Before i leave! Imma make you the armless wonder heheheh!" I said with sadistic glee, coming back to it and lobbed off it's arms, then i looked at it's mouth. I could pull that one bit in the walking dead. I thought, even though i never watched the show, i knew of that part...
"Let's give him a "jaw dropping" experience." Vlad said following on the intent i had.
"Here, let me fix that lock jaw of yours!" I said in psychotic humour as i flipped my sword in my right hand to a underhand position, and shot my arm upwards cutting off it's jaw. Then i was walking away from it. "Bye gore stain to be!" I said as i walked past the rocket, going a ways from that before the time dilation ceased it's pausing effect as time went back to original speed and the rocket smacked into the undead, armless and jawless wonder, creating a dark purple sphere. I looked at Agra and held up the rock symbol. "Good shot!" I said to her over the radio. Then the song -. . ._ _ by Angel Vivaldi played.
"Your welcome." She replied as more 50 cal fire could be heard.
As i was having my little moment of "sanity" back, something all of us didn't expect- "CCRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAUUURG!" Gurgal screamed another zombonic creature, as i snapped my attention to my right a little too late to react, though seeing it as another zombie latios slamming into me and grabbing me in the process, having both of us gain altitude knocking my kukri swords out of my grip in the process.
"JESUS MCFUCK!" I yelled in surprise.
Ryan, Jordan and Agra looked off for a second in my direction showing surprised expressions. "JESUS MCFUCK!" Ryan, Jordan and surprisingly Agra said at the sametime very surprised, seeing me being taken up into the air and seeing another undead latios.
As i was taken up, the damn thing tried to bite me. "OH fuck no, douchberrington!" I said thrusting my arms up to it's mouth pushing it back, stopping it from munching on me. "YOU'SA NO MUNCHY ME! BAD ZOMBIE BASTITONIAN! BAD!" I screamed in irritation as it did it's damndest to push down. Growling, snarling and gurgling it's persistence and irritation it continued to push it's head down trying to bite down. "Really now sir fuck munch! NO NO BITE BITE!" I yelled at it with irritation of my own growing. "Down cockberrington! Down!" I yelled again as i twisted it's head and pulled down with it's face facing away from me. "To the ground-" I began as i pulled it's head down enough so i could bring my feet up, and with doing so i placed them on the sides behind it's head. "NOW!" I said pushing it's head down with both legs. Actually changing the direction of the undead lati towards the ground below. "Down down we go to the ground below, crash down we go with your corpse but a splatter spot!" I sang with my gleeful manics returning with a grin of insanity. "Down down we go! And boom you will go as we plummet to the ground below! A splatter of blood you'll be! A wonderful sight to see! Oh what glee there will be! Later on we'll gone on for a spot of tea!" Psycho sang cackling at the end. "Next stop to hell you go! AHHAHHAHAHHAHAAAA!" I yelled as moments later the undead latios and me smashed onto the ground with me crushing it's head on impact since i had my feet on it's head, though plopping on my back in the process of head stomp landing. I had a wonderfully foul grin of my devouring lunacy. "Heheheheheheh...that was fuuun…" I said menacingly as i jumped up onto my feet and looked at the base.
My expression changed into one of seriousness upon curiosity as i saw a tendril speeding up to it. I tilted my head to the right a little bit while doing my Stich question coo. Then i saw it with something, zooming in with the zoom optics i went bug eyed. "Agra!" I said in concern as i saw her writhing from it's grasp on her, i heard her screams of protest as it pulled her away. My look took on a more enraged expression. "Fuck to the hell no you fuck munch." I said coldly as i ran to Agra going faster then any human being could even hope to imagine from the constraints of the human body.
I ran going into a full on sprint being pushed to an incredible speed by the augments of the suits. I ran as fast as i could muster to get to her. The protective side of me going batshit seeing Agra in danger. As i ran A Martian Winter began to play it's still keys as i ran up to that tendril. But when i looked to where it ended, it was coming from a disturbing sight. A undead latios was floating about thirty feet in the air, the tendril that had ahold of Agra was coming out of the belly of the undead legendary. The opening lined with jagged teeth dripping with a mixture of blood and black ooze. In the opening had a red bloodshot cat's eye in the center twitching left and right, up and down and all around and occasionally looking at what it has caught in it's tendril whilst reeling in.
You are not! Going to be fucking food to that fucking silent hill bullshit! I thought irritatedly as i got close i held my right arm out to my side, which one of my katana's being a wakizashi type formed into my grip. I ran up close enough and leaped into the air to the tendril. "FUCK OFF MY GIRLFRIEND YOU HENTAI SILENT HILL WANNABE TWAT!" I howled as I brought the blade down on the tendril cutting it off, resulting a howl of irritation from the source. I stuck my middle finger out in the direction of the undead latios. "You fuck right the hell off you ass munching bag of dick tips!" I said irritatedly at the creature as Agra fell to the ground. "Oh shit!"
"Oh my god! He actually said that i'm his girlfriend! Finally!" Agra thought happily as she fell from the loosened grasp of the tendril.
No falling for you. I thought as i moved under her, and using the Mjolnir armor's strength augments to help me catch her. "I gottcha-ohshit!" I said then grunted as i caught her almost tripping. I saw a digital weight gauge suddenly pop up on the top right on my visor. It read 364.6 pounds. "Wow, she really is lighter then i thought. Kudos." Psycho said actually surprised.
"That's surprising. There usually seven hundred something pounds." Vlad noted actually surprised himself as well. Agra looked down at me with an appreciative smile with a surprised look. "William. I swear after this i'm going to break the bed with you on it." She stated hinting at something that my dirty mind immediately picked up, which caused me to grin with mirth. My helm folded up to show my grinning face. OH my sweet jesus mother of christ! I thought beyond ecstatic.
"You do not even know, how much of my day you have just made." I said joyously as i let her down.
"I guess we'll know later, huh?" Agra said with a sly grin as i let her back on her feet.
I chuckled. "Ooooh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Maliciously." I saw movement to my right as Agra looked over to the same direction with a frown smacking a zombie away with her tail, sending it flying. I looked back at her with raised brows and pursed lips, nodding in approval followed by a chuckle. "So, shall we finish up?" I asked with a smirk glancing at the dwindling hoard. Agra grinned, and held out her left arm to the group of ninety as a blue electro ball formed in her hand, growing to the size of a beach ball. "I think this might work." She said looking at the hoard.
"Maybe possibly hopefully." I commented, using one of my long standing little sayings.
"You and those sayings of your's." Agra said with a small chuckle.
"Oh you know you love'em." I quickly stated not missing a beat.
"That, i can't really deny." She added then fired the ball of electricity. I then radioed the other two. "You two might need to get off the wall, kind of nowish." I said as the ball made it's way. "Shits going to get shocking." I said making an intentional pun then i heard scrambling from there end. As the ball of electricity hit it's first victim, having gyrating and undulating having it essentially do the harlem shake. I began to giggle at the sight finding it funny, then a moment later the electricity spidered out to the rest of the zombies in very quick succession, jumping to one after another, burning them well over the well done mark. "And now it turned into dance dance revolution!" Agra commented humorously as she laughed, with me cackling along with her laughter. "Dance bitches, Dance!" I yelled laughing enjoying the show, then i noticed a small group actually doing a dance i was actually surprised to see.
"Hey look, those four are doing thriller!" I said to Agra as i pointed to the small group.
"Oh my god they are!" She said with a cuckle watching the spectacle.
I was coughing because of how hard i was laughing at the spectacle, i was coughing for a good fifteen seconds before i regained my breath. "You alright there?" Agra asked with a chuckle.
"Me'sa good." I said laughing again.
Then i had a serious look for a moment as i realized i forgot a little thing. I looked behind me as the undead silent hill esque zombie latios was trying to move away. "Uh-eh twatwaffle." I said as i pointed a 'digistructed' m32 grenade launcher at it. It fired with a resounding Thump Exploding the undead latios into a few sizable chunks. Then i looked back at the little show going on thoroughly enjoying it.