Stan and ford where examining an arctic cave, with ford looking for a weird sighting on his scanner and Stan looking for gold deposits.

"So How didn't you use plastic fangs to cut the rope exactly?" Ford asked

"It was mainly jaw power, a handy trait I got from mom." Stan answered

"It seems you also got her habit of lying to." Ford joked

"Hey you try hanging out in a Brazilian prison, you have to block up holes because they don't bother to debug the place." Stan said

"I think the reading says it's up ahead, get ready." Ford said as he took out his gun

Ford took out his gauntlets that ford made him and the two walked in. At first it was quiet, until Stan saw a gold nugget in the snow.

"Hello Stan style combo meal." Stan said as he grabbed the nugget

The earth vibrated beneath them and the snow unearthed a solid gold hydra.

"It's made of gold." Both Stan's said

Ford had a look of determination while Stan had a look of joy/greed plastered on. Ford shot at its neck while Stan used his gauntlets to twist its heads together. Ford saw there was a crack on one of its knees.

"Stem, aim for its knees." Ford said as he shot it into its back

Stan shattered one of its legs in one hit and did that to the rest of its 6 legs. The creature was now using its heads to move like a stick figure with its top head trying to bite Stan.

"Oh great plan bro." Stan said as it grabbed him

"I thought it, that's it." Ford said as he handed Stan a taser and changed the setting on his gun

Both shock bolts of electricity at the monster, the currents shocking all over and causing it to collapse

"Go conducts electricity." Ford said as he holstered his gun

"Could have mentioned that before it tried to eat me?" Stan said as he grabbed his gauntlet out of its mouth

"Sorry, let's take this thing back to the ship." Ford said as he used a gravity glove to make it weightless and carried with them

"Oh man this is gonna make us rich, I'll finally get a golden waffle maker." Stan said

"Why not buy a restaurant and avoid possible metal poisoning?" Ford pointed out

"They suspended by food license, forever. Apparently stove popcorn shouldn't be put in an oven that's powered by microwave radiation." Stan said

"Just because it's not a microwave doesn't mean the same method won't warrant the same results." Ford said

The two made it back to the camp they set up by the Stan o war 2. Ford contained it in a micro pod like the other discoveries they made

"Experiment 625, golden hydra." Ford said as he typed in the data banks their new "pet".

The two saw the phones ringing, Stan had a call from Soos and ford from Mcgucket.

"Hello Soos, what are you…" Stan said

"Hello Mcgucket, what's happening at…" ford said

"What happened to you "

"A radiating what"

"Magic symbols"

"New ripples of weirdness"

The two had hung up and looked at each other. They both nodded at what they needed to do

"We gotta tell dipper and Mabel." Both Stans said