Meanwhile, at the mall, Mangle was looking around with the boy she kidnapped.
"Okay dude listen here, we got to find Santers. If you're with me and I take you up to him then that means I'm in the clear to do what I want to him, even rape him if I have too." Mangle said as the boy didn't understand her at all.
"Look just, just let's go see Santers." She said to him and walked toward the middle of the mall.
Soon they found Santers however at one of the entrances seeing the back of him.
"Okay - wow he isn't on a chair weird." She walked up and poked his shoulder.
As the Santa turned around it was actually Vowrawn, Former Darth and Former Dread Master Raptus who also shares the same voice actor and yes this is fourth wall breaking but read my other fanfictions you lazy fucks.
"That was a long verse their narrator." Mangle said and looked back at Vowrawn.
"Your not Santers, wheres Santers!" Mangle shouted.
"Oh hi, Mangle yes well you see I'm to stand in the front and guide others to Santa, its a little job for some extra money after all. Like the time I was paid to be a bodyguard, however, something caught my eye and I went across the street, turned out to be a glistening shattered mirror fragment, thought it was a diamond actually- Long story short though, I forgot I was guarding someone and he was stabbed to death when I returned to him." he told her as Mangle blinked.
"Oh hey, who's the kid." Vowrawn asked her.
"My adopted son." Mangle said as the boy blinked a few times.
"Anyways we are going to the middle of the Mall then." Mangle said walking off as Vowrawn waved.
"I will be over at you guy's party tonight for Christmas!" Vowrawn shouted.
Umbreon and Espeon made it to the mall.
"So how are we-" Espeon was asking and Umbreon opened the case they had and there popped out a camera droid just floating alongside them.
"Oh wow!" Espeon said as Umbreon checked the back of it.
"Okay, everything's good." She said and they both ventured in.
"So we got to find Santa and film a kid who's going to see him and ask questions to just a few kids and then film Santa before we head back for our pay. I will ask questions you just stand there and act cute." Umbreon said to Espeon who just stuck her tongue out derpyfied but nodded.
"Ohhh I've been working on the railroad all the midnight day!" Kisame sang while chopping the tree. Deidara sighing looking at the girls.
"He's different." He told them.
"Yeah, we got a sister named Mangle who-" Tomoko said until interrupted.
"Wait- that little bitch is your sister!" Kisame roared out.
"Yeah, you know her?" Tomoko asked.
"You could say that she stole our thanksgiving supplies and came back with another one of your sisters with green hair to well, say sorry to us." Deidara told them.
"Small world, they are both our sisters." Mienshao said to them.
"Okay, here we go its about to fall! Stand back!" Kisame yelled and soon the tree fell, however, it began to roll down the hill toward other Christmas goers.
"Oh no!" Kisame yelled running down the hill to chase it.
"Oh no! no no!" He yelled trying to catch up to it.
"Everyone run away!" He shouted from above as people didn't hear him.
"Oh great..." Deidara sighed.
Mienshao quickly dashed down toward the tree to help stop it. Right, when they reached the tree both Kisame and Mienshao together tried to grab each side of the tree and grab it to hold it from rolling any further.
"Phew..." Kisame said until he heard a snapping sound and they look only to see behind them the giant logs from other tree's cut down was now freed by the Christmas tree rolling and knocking away the logs supports to keep them held where they were. Soon the giant logs reaching four stories to five stories roll down at them and everyone else. Mienshao quickly sprinted as Kisame tried to run but got crushed but was okay.
"Why... me..." Kisame said aching.
"Dad look." Serenity said pointing at something behind glass and it was a beautiful necklace, silver and with a ruby gem heart-shaped.
"Bet that would look good on stepmom." She said to him as he patted her head.
"It might be but she last told me she doesn't like necklaces but maybe something similar in here. Come." He told her and they both walked into the shop and found out there was another heart-shaped jewelry and one is a bracelet that was quite beautiful in design.
"This is the one." He told her and began to purchase. As he was purchasing he seen the TV in the jewelry store on for the mall and there on the screen was Umbreon and Espeon and Dray nearly lost his balance in shock.
"What the hell!?" He thought to himself looking at them.
"Wow, I didn't know they were news women." Serenity said not really impressed.
"They aren't, oh god they must have stolen the equipment and killed the real guy... ugh." Dray said thinking that was the case.
He bought the item for his wife and both him and Serenity left in search to find Umbreon and Espeon.
Meanwhile, Qrow and Maychiro were watching something with a few of Dray's daughters on the TV, mostly a holiday special.
Maychiro laying on the couch raised her foot up and poked Qrows feet.
"Boop." She said. Qrow rolling his eyes glared at her and tried to watch it again only for her toe to go into his mouth.
"Ack! Stop that!" Qrow yelled.
"Come on you like it." She said winking as he nearly went speechless.
"I do not." He said.
"Oh really?" Maychiro said immediately after laying on her back now full rolling forward and onto him looking down at him smiling as her breasts were pushed up into his face.
"Really?" She said again as Qrows eyes were wide and speechless.
"Uhhh..." Qrow said in awe as she then rolled out a spit wad in her mouth in a daring attempt to spit on him, however, he rolled out from under her.
All of the daughters of Dray that was in the room at the time couldn't believe their bad ass uncle was trying to get away from Maychiro in such a cowardly way.
"Look no not like that!" Qrow said to her.
"Oh come on, look at you all single for the holidays and just flirting around with girls. You got one right here that wants to be flirted with... and a lil frisky with." Maychiro said to him as he quickly ran off.
"No!" He yelled as she chased after him. The daughters of Dray in that room blinked.
"Look at that, its rodulph." One of them said about the show on.
"Yeah... that gay ass dear." One mumbled as they all laughed mocking the show.
Deidara hiding behind a pillar was ultimately slammed into by a rolling log. The logs rolled from the nearby hill down toward the city everyone else was at. Giant logs and smaller logs together from what Kisame accidentally did.
"Oh no..." Deidara said.
Meanwhile, Mangle and the boy she kidnapped was in line to see Santa.
"Duuuude I'm so going to get that radiator for taking out the planet." Mangle said.
"Huh?" The boy asked.
"Nothing just act like my son and we will get what we want. You hear?" Mangle said to him.
Mangle noticed on TV monitors of the boy she kidnapped has gone missing and parents are looking for him. Mangle then took a random hat and put it on the boy.
"There." She said.
"Just so the sun doesn't get in your face." She said to him.
"But we are inside." He told her. Mangle smacked him hard.
"What did I say about mouthing off boy..." She said as he started to tear up.
"Oh don't give me that shit." Mangle yelled.
"You know damn well that won't work on me!" She said and she looked up noticing parents and kids in line looking at her.
"What it's called tough love!" She said to them all giving them the middle finger.