Piridi fan fiction

The uprising of Piridi chapter 2.

Hello everyone and welcome to chapter 2 of my Piridi fan fiction that I hope that you are all enjoying as much as my amour shipping fan fic. So how wants to give the disclaimer this time.

All the characters in this fan fic: I do.

Drake: oh it's so hard to choose.

Viridi: just choose already and get the story going.

Drake: fine. Uh. Dark Pit.

Dark Pit: whatever. Just like the last time drake does not own Kid Icarus © of Nintendo Drake only owns Kid Icarus Uprising game and the original on his 3ds.

Drake: thanks Dark Pit see you guys at the end of the story. Or if they decide to brake the forth wall again.

Chapter 2 I don't want to.

(Boom)

Both Pit's and Phosphora: huh

(Silence from Cragalanche)

Pit: hey it's Cragalanche. Hi Cragalanche.

(Small rock thrown at Pit.)

Pit: ow ow ow.

Viridi: CRAGALANCHE only at the the jitterhugs. Not the guest. I don't think Palutena would want her angels back broken.

(Still silence.)

Viridi: we need to find a way to make you talk. Because silence is just meaning nothing. Hey Drake.

Drake: what.

Viridi can you make some way for me to make a way for Cragalanche talk.

Drake: oh that is a tough one but I might be able to make that happen.

Viridi: how long will that take?

Drake oh probably after those jitterhugs are taken care of.

Viridi: it would take that long.

Drake: you want it longer.

Viridi: no.

Drake: good.

(Back in the story.)

Pit: so how long will it take to get something to have Cragalanche be able to talk?

Viridi: Possibly after the jitterhugs are gone.

Pit: great.

Viridi: I know right.

Drake: do you want a crappy machine or something you won't have to fix later.

Viridi: the better version.

Drake: then kill the jitterhugs and let me work.

Viridi: fine.

(5 minutes later)

Viridi: is it done now.

Drake almost give me a minute.

Pit: oh the Christmas trees destroyed.

Viridi: at least the presents and decorations weren't destroyed. There still in the spare room.

Drake: it's done.

Viridi: how does it work?

Drake: well first he has to ingest it. Then it develops into a vocal cord and voice box in is rock body and boom he then Can talk.

Pit: cool it will be awesome to see what he has to say after all of this time.

Viridi: oh come on Cragalanche just open up.

Drake: do you need a crowbar.

Pit: I think we'll need something stronger.

Drake: so a crowbar and a car jack.

Viridi: ya.

Drake: Alright let me get it out of the garage. One sec. Here we go. I need it back after.

Viridi: OK. How long until the voice thing works.

Drake: about 2 minutes tops.

Pit: alright.

(2 minutes later)

Very deep voice: ugh what happened?

Pit: huh Cragalanche you spoke.

Cragalanche: what oh Pit when did you get here?

Pit: I've been here over 30 minutes.

Cragalanche: I don't remember you getting here.

Pit: drake what happened to Cragalanche.

Drake: oh ya forgot he forgets the last 40 minutes.

Pit: why that.

Drake: was that or he forgets everything, or he dies and comes back in three days to live again.

Pit: sounds like what happened to...

Viridi: Pit this is the same instances with the Metroid. Religion and our game have nothing to do with each other.

Pit: well I know that but.

Dark Pit: no Pit we are all trying not to offend the Muslims, Jewish people, Baptist, Lutherans, and any other religious people.

Pit: Alright. So where are going to have Christmas now.

Drake: oh I know a place.

Everyone: where.

Drake: first I have to point out that Pit you should be threatened for the next rematch with Cragalanche.

Pit: why.

Drake: because his voice is so low and threatening.

Everyone except Pit: he's right.

Drake: but that's off topic the place I was talking about is my hide away place.

Viridi: what your room.

Drake: no that's when I want to be away from everyone. No my hiding place is and island that has a lot of room and enough rooms for all of you. Its 500 miles away but I'll teleport you guys there and back after I repair Viridi's domain.

Viridi: do we need to pay for it.

Drake: no I'm sending you guys there for a Christmas vacation while I clean up and fix Viridi's and Palutena's temples for free.

Pit: what's wrong with Palutena's temple?

Drake: your washing machine broke again. And the ac is shot, plus your bathroom needs some work and Viridi's was destroyed by those jitterhugs. So there.

Pit: alright when do we leave?

Drake: now.

(Poof)

TBC

Well here's the very long chapter 2 and I know no romance yet just humor trust me it's coming.

Dark Pit: you better. Or else.

Phosphora: oh Pittoo just because we didn't make very much of an appearance doesn't mean you have to pound him.

Dark Pit: whatever.

Me: so negative.

Phosphora: and that's why I love him.

Me: OK let get ready for the next chapter while they do whatever just to stay in the k rating. So thanks for reading and see you in the third.