Title: The ARK Angels of DX in Monster Ink
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Batista, CM Punk, The Beautiful People, Edge, Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Stephanie and Chris Jericho, The McCools
Summary: An evil spirit takes possession of Batista and CM Punk and chaos ensues for the RAW locker room. DX discover that the problem is tattooed on the two Superstars but can Shawn and Hunter help them and protect their family at the same-time?
Chapter Four - Open Your Eyes
The Sandbox, 8pm:
Shawn, Hunter, Joanie and Amy thought they only had one issue to deal with this week and that was finding a school for their children. Now thanks to Cheyenne and her Phenomenal Strength that problem was solved and the ARK Angels were going back to school in three days. Now they were faced with another problem of a much stranger kind, not that the DX household weren't used to that.
"So let me get this straight," Joanie said trying to get her head around what Shawn just told her and Amy, "Punk said "Go to sleep" and Hunter fell asleep,"
"Yes, right in front of me," Shawn said, "the only way I could wake him up was to splash water on his face,"
Hunter sat up between the couch cushions on the sofa and tried to read his girlfriend's face, "What are you thinking?" he asked her.
"I'm thinking that is the craziest thing I have ever heard," Joanie replied, "What do you think?"
"I think this side of the couch would be a lot more comfortable if you were on it," Hunter said rubbing the seat beside him and Joanie came over to him and put her feet up on Shawn who wanted to give Amy her space on the other side of the room.
"Why aren't you more disturbed by this Hunter?" Amy asked from her horizontal position on the other side of the room.
"Maybe it's a side effect of the sleep," Joanie said.
"Nah it's a side effect of spending a week in Fiji," Shawn said noting that Hunter had been in a mellow frame of mind since they got back from the South Pacific, "A few more months in Connecticut and he'll be back to his cerebral self,"
"Words are powerful, especially words of faith but words uttered in malice can also be powerful or at least they can influence the powers that already exist," Amy said and she looked up at her husband, "Did you lay hands on Punk before you left his house?"
"No I was too busy trying to work out what happened to Hunter," Shawn replied and Amy threw a cushion at her husband.
"What does the Bible say about leaning on your own understanding?" Amy rebuked her husband.
"That we shouldn't do it?" Hunter replied with uncertainty.
"Exactly," Amy replied and Hunter pumped his fist in the air triumphantly.
"How about that I got it right!" he said proudly to Chyna who applauded him.
"If you laid hands on Punk you might have been able to destroy the demon that's attached itself to him, don't worry about it though honey I know you're not used to casting out demons on sight like I am," Amy said and Shawn nodded knowing he wasn't as quick on the draw as his wife was since she spent her pre-pregnancy life doing exactly that. There wasn't a demon that didn't know Amy's name.
"You're saying Punk's possessed?" Hunter asked Amy.
"Like I said words are powerful and what he did is a blatant sign of witchcraft, of course he would have no affect on Shawn because of his Anointing but others like Hunter might still be vulnerable," Amy said.
"You know he went to a club called Venom with Batista on Monday night?" Shawn told his wife.
"Venom?" Amy asked, "I don't like the sounds of that,"
"He met two girls there too and they kinda freaked him and Dave out," Hunter said and Amy shook her head.
"I want to know where he got this power from, was there anything different about him babe?" she asked Shawn who thought about it before answering.
"He missed the house show on Wednesday because his arm was playing up, the doctor said there's nothing wrong with it but he said it felt numb to him," Shawn said and Amy drew her hand over her face in concern.
"It's numb because it's been infected by a demonic spirit Shawn," Amy said and she started to get up.
"But why just his arm why not the rest of him?" Joanie asked.
"I don't know but I'm gonna go pray about it, would you guys please invite Punk over for dinner tomorrow so I can lay hands on him?" Amy asked DX and Shawn and Hunter nodded as Amy left the room and headed upstairs.
"Ames is getting really big isn't she?" Joanie said to Hunter noticing how heavily pregnant Amy now was with only three more months of pregnancy to go.
"Yeah we don't call her Big Red for nothing," Hunter said and Shawn watched his wife ascend the stairs from the doorway of the living room with quiet awe; it seemed the more her belly grew her Anointing grew right along with it.
LC's room:
Cameron and Cheyenne were in their bedrooms getting stuff ready for school while LC spoke to her sister Carla on the phone. Carla had started school already and she sounded quite happy to be there, the same could not be said for LC who would rather have her teeth pulled than go back to Waterside.
"I'm telling you BCool the only thing I'm looking forward to is making Mr. Applebee's face look like he just ate a whole lemon," LC said and Carla shook her head on the other end of the phone over in New York.
"Some-times it's hard to believe that you're a child of God," Carla said with her legs folded on her bed.
"Well I am, trust me on that," LC said putting away her Ax of Judgment deciding not to take it to school next week.
"Oh I trust you," Carla said, "So when are you coming down to see me and the folks?"
"How about this weekend?" LC suggested.
"That would be great!" Carla said excitedly.
"Oh wait I can't Cameron wants to go to the house shows this weekend, why don't you come with us?" LC said.
"Okay I'll ask mom I'm sure she'll be cool with it," Carla said.
"You're talking about Charlotte she can't not be cool," LC replied putting a pair of her black boots on her shoe rack with the other pairs.
"Speaking of not cool you'll never guess who's been hanging around lately," Carla said.
"Who?" LC asked.
"Mad Dad Jericho," Carla replied and LC's eyebrows rose off her head in shock.
"Jericho's been hanging around with Char and Dan?" she asked surprised.
"Well at first he just came around for dinner because Aunt Steph thought it would be nice if we all had dinner together since we all lived just a few blocks away from each other now. Then one time he just wanted to hang out with me," Carla said.
"What?" LC said not believing what she was hearing, "Jericho wanted to hang out with you?"
"Yeah and he was being super-nice to me too," Carla added and LC didn't say anything, she didn't know what to say.
"Gee Carla the last thing I'd ever think was that Madman Jericho would want to get to know either of us no matter how close we lived to him," LC said.
"Well it's funny that you say that LC because he mentioned you," Carla said.
"He what?" LC said in shock and Cameron knocked on her bedroom door and came in.
"LC come quick it's an emergency!" he said hurriedly.
"No I got the emergency Jericho asked Carla about me!" LC said.
"Vince McMahon sent Cheyenne an email!" Cameron countered and LC's mouth dropped open in shock.
"Carla I gotta call you back!" she said and hung up the phone and ran with Cameron to his bedroom.
Right there on his PC was a message from Vincent Kennedy McMahon and it read:
Hi Cameron, tell your sister nice job on the school.
VKM
"He was at Waterside?" LC said reading the words on the screen, "Oh our dads are going to be so mad,"
"We better tell them now and get it over with," Cameron said and the ARK Angels headed downstairs, as they stepped into the hallway they heard Amy praying down in the West Wing. The prayer was powerful and hard-hitting, there was some serious spiritual warfare going on over on that side of the house.
"What do you think that's all about?" LC asked Cameron.
"Vince sending Chey emails, Jericho asking about you and spending time with Carla - if there was ever a time for spiritual warfare this is it," Cameron said deciding to leave his mom alone, the ARK Angels weren't mature enough to bombard Heaven the way Anointed Amy could.
"What's wrong Chey?" LC asked Cheyenne who was pouting as they went down the stairs.
"My first email and its from Vince McMahon," she complained and LC nodded sympathetically, she was pretty sure after Shawn and Hunter found out Vince was sending them messages there would be extra firewall and pc blocking software installed on Cameron's PC.
The next day after getting back from the computer store with the latest pc blocking software Shawn got a call from Big Sexy Kevin Nash.
"Hey Kev what's up?" Shawn said.
"Do you have CM Punk's cell-phone number?" he said.
"Why you gonna ask him out on a date?" Shawn joked.
"No the whole Straight Edge thing just doesn't do it for me," Nash joked back and Shawn laughed, "I got a number here but I can't get through on it so I wanted to know if he had a new one,"
"Where'd you get it from?" Shawn asked.
"Joe," Kevin replied meaning Samoa Joe.
"Well I'm sure Joe's got Punk's right number," Shawn said giving Cameron the computer software to install on his PC.
"Yeah you're right," Kevin Nash said with a sigh.
"What's going on?" Shawn said concerned.
"Two of our Knockouts are missing - Angelina Love and Velvet Sky and nobody knows where they are. I know that Punk and Velvet are going out so I thought he'd be the best person to ask," Kevin said.
"But he's not answering his cell-phone?" Shawn asked.
"No and I'm starting to get worried," Kevin said.
"Don't' worry Big Kev I'll call Edge and ask him if he's seen Angelina this week and get back to you okay?" Shawn assured his old friend.
"Okay, love ya," Kevin said.
"Love ya big man," Shawn said before hanging up and searched his cell phone address book for Edge's cell phone number.
Punk's house, 10am:
CM Punk was fretting and had wound himself up to the point where if he wasn't careful he was going to go out of his mind.
"What's going on?" he said pacing back and forth in his living room looking at the sleeping bodies of Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, both of whom had come over last night to hang with him and both of whom had fallen asleep right in front of him. He had tried splashing water on them but that didn't work and he didn't know what to do.
"Come on you guys please wake up!" he said desperately shaking them both but they remained asleep, he pulled his hands through his hair and thought of what to say, "Come on stay awake!" he said not sure what he was saying anymore only the fear in his heart spoke to him. Suddenly Velvet Sky's eyes popped open and seconds later Angelina Love was awake too. CM Punk gasped relieved.
"Hey Punk what's up?" Velvet said and she noticed he was all sweaty, "Are you alright?" she asked him concerned and felt water on her face.
"I did it, I woke you up," Punk said more to himself than Velvet.
"What are you talking about and why am I covered in water?" Angelina Love said.
"Guys the most amazing thing has happened to me," Punk said and the Beautiful People noticed that he didn't look right.
"Did you get any sleep last night?" Velvet asked him.
"No but you did and it's all because I told you to go to sleep," Punk said and Angelina Love and Velvet Sky fell asleep again.
Punk laughed, he was very amused by this new power he had suddenly acquired, "Stay awake!" he said and the Beautiful People's eyes popped open.
"What are we still doing here we gotta get down to the IMPACT Zone," Angelina Love said getting up not showing the slightest bit of tiredness.
"I'll come with you," Punk said excitedly and Angelina wondered what he was so excited about but Velvet was just happy to have him spend more time with her, she didn't even notice the wired look in his eyes due to the fact that he hadn't gotten any sleep in two days, "I gotta show you guys something and when you see it you're not going to believe your eyes,"
"Okay," the Beautiful People said not noticing Punk's left arm where his Pepsi tattoo was spinning all by itself.