The rise of Piridi.
Hi guys welcome to my third chapter of my Kid Icarus Uprising the rise of Piridi. So far you guys have enjoyed both of my fanfics. Now I know I'm focusing more on this fanfic then the other one but I'm trying to catch this up a little and get to the romance part you're all waiting for and I hope for it to come next chapter or maybe in this chapter. When I decide to add it in. Now who wants to do the disclaimer?
Palutena: I'll do it.
Drake: alright Palutena.
Palutena: I have to make it quick I still have that meeting of the gods to finish. Drake does not own Kid Icarus except for the game Kid Icarus Uprising the game for his 3DS Kid Icarus, Kid Icarus Uprising, and the 3DS are © to Nintendo.
Drake: thanks and bye Palutena. Alright back to the story.
Chapter 3: this is great.
Pit: what is this?
Viridi: it looks like a hut.
Dark Pit: I believe it is a hut.
Pit: Drake what is this.
Drake: that's not a hut it's just what it looks like on the outside if you go inside it's a lot bigger trust me.
Pit: OK you better be right.
Drake: oh trust me you'll be blown away.
(All walk into the hut looking house.)
Pit: oh, my gosh, he was right. This is way better than I thought.
Phosphora: I think it's better than we all think.
Dark Pit: Is this where you live.
Drake: it's more of a summer slash privacy house for me to go to when I need to be alone for a while.
Viridi: like when you go on a date.
Drake: that was fifth grade and I was way more of a dunce then, then now.
Pit: what.
Drake: of course he doesn't understand what I'm saying.
Pit: no I understand just what a dunce is.
Everyone: oh my. (Anime fall)
Pit: what.
Dark Pit: a dunce is a person slow at learning or a really stupid person.
Pit: oh, ok.
Phosphora: Pit we're calling you a dunce, you dunce.
Drake: wow harsh.
Pit: ow I got burned.
Viridi: no you didn't.
Pit: then what do you call this.
Drake: That's the Indian rug burn I gave you 4 hours ago.
Pit: oh it still hurts.
Drake: yes. Guinness world record for longest felt Indian rug burn.
Viridi: that's absurd.
Drake: have you seen some of these records.
Viridi: no.
Drake: oh trust me there are more absurd records then the one that I came up with.
Abby: he's right you know.
Pit: who was that?
Drake: my crush.
Viridi: that is a lie.
Drake: nope it's legit. Didn't you read my other fanfiction?
Pit: no.
Drake: you better than that would make. Then it would make more sense to you.
Pit: right.
Phosphora: so is Abby her real name.
Drake: what no I'm not using her name with her permission. Just like Drake isn't my real name.
Pit: then what is your real name.
Drake: I'm not dispersing that to the public. Back to what's at hand. Your rooms are something you will be led to by the arrow at your feet.
Pit: cool.
Drake: now these are color coded.
Viridi: what do you mean by that?
Drake: if you look at them they have a color to them.
Pit: mines... uh... uh...
Drake: it's green.
Pit: right I know that the entire time.
Dark Pit: sure you did and I have a top hat that has a bunny in it
Pit: (gasp) you're a magician.
Dark Pit: what no.
Pit: but you said you had a...
Dark Pit: I was being sarcastic.
Pit: stop using really big words.
Drake: I think pit needs to go to school and take vocab quiz.
Viridi: ya that will be a sight for my little angel.
Drake: aww.
(Punch noise with the noise of something breaking.) Drake: ow ow ow. Oh my jaw.
Viridi: that's what you get.
Pit: someone still has a soft spot for me.
Viridi: that was a bad set of words you used.
Pit: agh.
TBC.
Sorry technical difficulties with these two see you next chapter.
(Lots of screaming.)
Drake: no do not light that on fire. See ya.
Somebody: call 9 1 1.
