Kid Icarus uprising: the rise of Piridi
Like I said in my amour fanfic I'm sorry for not posting in a while. And I'm going to continue from where I left off by Christmas.
Pit: are sure that's a good idea.
Me: of course it is.
Dark pit: I'm not too concerned about that.
These ideas are killing me and I need room to make more so that's how it's going to work.
Pit: sounds good to me.
Dark pit: alright, so now we need to the disclaimer.
Drake: alright who wants to spin the roulette to see who's doing the disclaimer?
Everyone is sitting quietly waiting.
Drake: uh... how about... Phosphora.
Phosphora: so I just spin it.
Drake: yep
*cckkk ckkkkk cckkk cckk* (I don't know what sound a roulette would make.)
The roulette begins to slow down.
And it's...
Viridi: how long does it take this wheel to stop?
Pit: first it's not. (Being cut off by dark pit.)
Dark Pit: let me stop you right there Pit. A roulette is the same thing as a wheel, so it doesn't really matter which way you call it, it's still a wheel.
Viridi: I think Pit needs to be enrolled in school.
Pit: no please, anything but that.
Viridi: but I thought you wanted to learn how to read.
Pit: I do but have you seen what school has done to Drake.
And it's... why won't it stop spinning.
Viridi: you know what, imp done, here's the disclaimer
Drake does not own the series of Kid Icarus except the games the characters belong to their respectful owners of Nintendo.
Ok this roulette is getting scrapped. Anyone got an idea on a theme song.
Dark Pit: what do you mean?
I mean a song people should listen to before reading the story and while there reading it.
Everyone: hmmm
Pit: oh vie got one.
Alright lets here it.
How about immortals by fallout boys.
Hmm good idea but think it would be better for another chapter.
Everyone: hmmm.
Could we try one without lyrics?
Pit: what are lyrics?
The words to a song.
Pit: oh.
Dark Pit: what about san nin no dragon slayer.
You took my phone didn't you?
Dark Pit: ya.
Pit: is that Japanese. And if it is what does san nin no mean.
It is Japanese it means the 3 dragon slayers.
Viridi: is that from Fairy Tail.
Natsu: yes it is do you have a problem with it.
Oh gosh.
Viridi: of course I have a problem with it. Mr. I burn everything.
Natsu: what does that have to do with you?
Viridi: I'm the goddess of nature you burn everything. Killing innocent trees.
Natsu: tree hugger.
Viridi: oh you're done for.
Me: no, no, no, no, no, no. He is need for Fairy Tail fan fic we can't kill or beat him up because then I get beat by the people reading this and everyone else in Fairy Tail. (Sigh) Natsu just leave for now.
Natsu: why can't I be in this one?
Me: you have a bad relationship with Viridi and that could lead to trouble, plus if you're here everyone else isn't far behind. And if I let you in this story then I have to let Gray, Lucy, Wendy, Happy, Carla, Gajeel, Erza, and anyone else that followed you here. And I can't deal with that kind of pressure.
Natsu: alright I'll right after this
Chapter 4 exploration.
Natsu: later people.
Me: Natsu when I find you. OH (sigh).
Let's just get this started.
Suggested song for this chapter the 3 dragon slayers or san nin no dragon slayer.
Viridi: My room color is pink. Cool. How's cleaning drake.
Me: it's going fine but... ugh, trying not to just blast everything and end up spend a lot of money on the right to make a new domain.
Pit: it cost money to make domain.
Me: yes pit because I have to talk with Nintendo... 500 dollars there... 300 dollars just so I can learn Japanese...
Pit: I thought you knew Japanese.
Me: I know very little of what I say so most of it would be Japanese songs and just in case of an emergency I have to hire a person to help with translation 400 dollars... then I have to pay Hades to use the mirror of truth...
Everyone: the mirror of truth is back.
Drake: well I brought it back then Hades stole it from me thinking he could make a body and an army out of it. All he got was a body...
Viridi: wait what the mirror of truth makes whatever the users heart desires, if he desired both why did he get one of them.
Drake: you didn't let me finish... the mirror of truth I made does not do what the original did. The one I made makes things that I think are true like if Hades should have an army. Um no. A body. Yes.
Pit: That explains a little but why do you have to pay Hades.
Drake: he wouldn't let me take it so all I have to do is pay him and I can use for as long as I pay for each day. Wait agh.
Dark Pit: what's wrong with you?
Drake: just relied I could have used the mirror of truth the redo Viridi's domain. Agh.
Pit: lol.
Drake: Pit you just got out of the hospital do want to return.
Viridi: ok let's all go to our rooms and let Drake finish his work.
Vrrmp
Pit: what
Palutena: imp here.
Arlon: I am also here Miss Viridi.
Drake: follow the arrows to your rooms. I'll be there later. Then tomorrow it's Christmas.
Everyone: yay.
Drake: now go you saw what everything except your rooms looks like go and take a look at your rooms.
Pits POV
I can't believe that this is my room.
Dude did you hook it up with game systems.
Drake: yep, some old ones. Like the SNES, NES, GameCube, Gameboy color, and advanced. And even the new ones, the Wii, Wii U, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3.
Wait why not the PlayStation 4.
Drake: don't like the ps4 just like most of my friends don't, we just don't like it. (I sorry if you're a person that likes the ps4 or owns a ps4.)
Pit: PS is supposed to stand for PlayStation.
Drake: yep.
Is there a PSP.
Drake: Nope.
Why not.
Drake: Never played/owned one so I don't know the functions and stuff.
Is that why there all of these ones excluding others because you've only played these systems.
Drake: yep, and also there's a ps1 and a ps2, DS, DSi, 2DS, and of course you're 3DS. And if you see I have drawers labeled for certain devices. One like hand held consoles, remotes to non-portable consoles. You also have a video switcher, flip the one in front of the disc slots on the cabinets there the one on the top switches to the Wii and the playstation1 the Wii being the main one so it will be the one the switches switch between. The next one goes to the Xbox 360, the next one goes to the Wii U, and so on and so forth. You can check the other ones and experiment with which one your one or read the labels. Also there is that thing right in the corner that lets you select between different ones consoles and select different games. Now before I go take Viridi out dude imp getting angry complaints about you two not going out and that I also didn't post-Christmas. So tomorrow ask or I'll do it for you.
Alright.
The next day.
Anime POV.
(I know it's not anime but I don't have a better idea for it.)
Pit: its Christmas.
In pits head.
Drake: hey pit.
Pit: whoa who's there?
Drake: dude I'm in your head I'm talking to you through telekinesis because that doesn't require me to stop working because Abby yelled at me for stopping to talk so mind talking between the two of us let everyone else sleep in because me and Abby are almost done we stayed up last night finishing up Viridi's domain now were finishing up Palutena's temple the longer they sleep the better. So sit in your room and do whatever but don't wake anyone up.
Pit: alright.
Drake: good... oh my...
Pit: what... what happened.
Drake: Dude, what did you do to your bathroom, it's the worst in here. 😱. Dude you have asbestosis growing in here.
Abby: I heard asbestosis. So I brought the TNT.
Drake: fire in the hole.
(BOOOOOOOM)
Pit: what just happened?
Drake: we blew up your bathroom. Now (poof) there new ones there clean and spotless. And smells fresh. Next time take care of your bathroom. I mean Dark Pit took care of his.
Abby: and Palutena took care of hers too.
Pit: well I was going to get around to it.
Drake: no that would have to grow for years there is no "I was going to get around to it" there is a I didn't do it for the last 25 years and I did do it the last 25 years and obviously you didn't.
Pit: it's true. Could've sworn magic would take care of it. I guess not.
Drake: well you shouldn't swear it shows bad verbal skills.
Pit: really
Drake: ya.
Abby: now all we have to do is fix/get a new washer and fix the AC.
Drake: I'll do the Washer.
Abby: I'll get the AC.
Drake: make sure to wear this. It keeps the dust and stuff off. But Mines even worse. I have to wear this suit to absorb all the bubbles/soap to get it out of the washer and get all the water out. Man, if I had thought of building a bubble gun that could remove the bubbles then blow them out like a bullet… you know what…
Abby: oh no you don't you fix the washer first then make the bubble gun.
Drake: aww. Transmission
2 hours later.
Drake: 😧 finally done
Abby: 😧 me too.
(Poof)
Drake: now were clean. Pit now its Christmas.
Pit: YES. 😀😁😂😃😄😅😆😇😉
Drake: 😐
Abby: what's with all of the emoji's?
Pit: it's fun.
Drake: its true it is.
Abby: ok let me try. 😞 😀😈😒😦😓😈😈😈😈😟.
Drake: what's with the demons?
Abby: that wasn't me that was.
Hades: me.
Drake: oh my... how did you get on our telekinesis radio line?
Hade: magic.
Drake: of course.
Abby: everyone's favorite antagonist "magic".
Drake: alright I'm changing the radio line.
Hades: hey don-
Drake: lol
Pit what happened.
Drake: I changed the radio line to a personal line. So only me, Abby, and you and anyone else that allow in on it.
Pit: cool.
Drake: so Abby and I are on our way. So go ahead and wake everyone up.
Pit: ok *static* what was that... oh that was the line dropping. EVERYONE WAKE UP ITS CHRISTMAS.
Viridi: Pit go back to bed it's ten in the morning.
Pit: So I woke up at 8 and waited.
Dark Pit: why didn't you wake us up then?
Everyone else: ya why didn't you.
Pit: because of them
(Poof)
Drake: and we are back.
Viridi: so this is your crush.
Both Abby and I blush.
Drake: ya. Now let's get Christmas on.
Everyone: ya.
20 minutes later.
Drake: oh that was awesome.
Abby: ya.
Drake: pit don't you remember.
Pit: 😳 ya I know.
Palutena: aw pit your blushing.
Pit: so what.
Drake: don't lash out man, just ask her.
Pit: ok... can I do it privately with her.
Drake: ya, everyone but Viridi and Pit stay.
Everyone but the 2 leave.
Pit: oh this makes it so much easier.
Viridi: makes what easier.
Pit: this… Viridi how would you like to go on a date with me.
Viridi:
Pit: 😟
Inside pits head: oh imp scared of rejection.
Me: it'll be alright she's probably shocked about the question and is thinking it over.
Inside Viridi's head: oh shoot imp not prepared for this someone help me.
Abby: don't worry imp here for you what's the problem.
Viridi: Pit asked if I wanted to go on a date with him and I don't know how to answer. I don't want to hurt the little angle like saying not right now or no, and besides I bet he's scared of rejection right now.
Abby: bet Drake is helping him understand the situation and is trying to calm him down. Is Pits face priceless?
Viridi: ya it's amazing. Aw he just had sweat drop moment.
Abby: let me ask you a simple question to help you with the situation. Do you want to go on a date with Pit?
Viridi: yes
Abby: then tell him that or show him a simple or sign that you say yes.
Viridi: ok.
Inside of pits head: this is very awkward.
Drake: I bet it is.
Pit: I'm really scared right now.
Drake: it will be alright. I promise I'm your wingman.
Pit: cool.
Drake: now just calm down and wait.
Pit: alright.
1 minute later.
Pit: I'm still waiting.
Drake: I hope it doesn't take any longer I left my presents down there.
Pit: are you trying to kill the moment.
Drake: no, I just want my stuff. I'm bored I left it all down there.
Pit: 😧
Drake: check her arms and her face for movement if there is then she's still talking to Abby about the situation. If not she froze.
Pit: hmm hmmm.
Drake: what's going on?
Drake runs out of his room to find the two kissing.
When the two finally separate. I tell them.
Drake: I'll take that as a yes.
The couple scream in surprise as I start talking.
TBC
Finally got the first romantic thing out and a new chapter done too. Hope you all enjoyed. If you want to you can send me suggestions for songs for future chapters. Hope to see you in the next chapter.