Chapter 8: The Battle Begins
(Inside Toad Town's gates)
Link, Kirby, Ash, Pit, and Shantae were standing at the front line of the small army of what friends were left standing to help fight. Sky's bird, Wrench, was flying up with a camera on his leg and sending the images to Clemont's computer.
Sky- I hope that device you put on Wrench doesn't cause him any discomfort.
Clemont- It should pretty much feel the same as tying a note to his leg. Hold on, the images are coming in.
Then the screen showed an army heading towards the Mushroom Kingdom. A few of Tabuu's followers, like Fawful and Vaati, were leading the way, but there were more than just Tabuu's Primids. Diddy Kong a few penguins with the Primids.
Diddy Kong- Hey, aren't those…the Snowmads?
Impa- What are the Snowmads?
Diddy Kong- There were a group of artic pirates lead by Lord Fredrick and they once tried to turn Kongo Jungle into a frozen wasteland. But Donkey Kong kicked him off the island.
Sly- Then Lord Fredrick must've sided with Tabuu like the Quinking did. I see a few Quinkan in the mix.
Vector- I'm not one to complain, but that's a lot, right? Way more than we can reasonably take on?
Espio- We have to try or we let Tabuu and the Deadly Six destroy our worlds.
Clemont- Oh shit! They're at the front gate!
Link- Alright everyone, get to stations now!
Ash- We need everyone ready to fight whatever comes through those gates!
Shantae- We know this might get scary, but we can get through this!
Kirby- Just like we did when Tabuu appeared in Grand Metropolis!
Pit- So let's stop sucking out thumbs and kick some ass!
Their friends cheered a little and got ready for battle ahead.
Viridi (telepathically to Link, Kirby, Ash, Pit, and Shantae)- Wow! For leading your friends to a suicide mission, you sure know how to give a pep speech. Especially with your leader, Mario, elsewhere.
Link- Someone still has to lead this group if Mario isn't here.
Kirby- Besides, some of your troops are part of this suicide mission.
Shantae- Truth is, we'll all die if Mario and the others don't stop that machine.
Pit- Don't think that way, Shantae! We've beaten the odds more times than any of us can care to count. Now let's make Mario proud and lead our friends in this epic battle!
Ash- Couldn't said it better myself, Pit. I better get my Poke'mon out now.
Then Ash called out all of his Poke'mon since he has that permit to go beyond the six Poke'mon limit.
Sawyer- Wow! I didn't know you had a Sceptile too! Can it Mega Evolve like mine can?
Ash- Afraid not. The only Mega Evolution Stone I have only works on my Charizard.
Alain- If you had a Charizard that could Mega Evolve, why didn't you use it during the Kalos League? It might've helped you when you battled my Mega Charizard.
Ash- Long story short, Pit and I had an adventure right before the Kalos League began and Charizard got hurt too badly during that mess.
Clemont- And you Lycanroc, it seems so different than the Lycanroc in the books.
Mallow- We've been calling that the dusk form Lycanroc if you must know.
Rotom'dex- But there is a 99.7382% chance that trying to command all 42 Poke'mon at once will be most confusing.
(Outside the Mushroom Kingdom gates)
A very huge army of Primids and many more monsters arrived at the door.
Fawful- How should we approach this? Fredrick, you want go first? Ring the doorbell.
Then this huge walrus wearing a Viking helmet walked to the front of the crowd.
Lord Fredrick- With pleasure. Snowmads, my horn!
Then a few Snowmads rushed to Lord Fredrick with a massive war horn. Fredrick blew on his horn as hard as he could and a giant blast of ice force was fired in the form of a dragon. The ice dragon hit the doors and froze them solid. Seconds later, Lord Fredrick smashed the frozen doors to pieces and the Snowmads rushed into Toad Town.
Lord Fredrick- Go my warriors of ice! Ravage this Mushroom Kingdom for the Snowmads and for Master Tabuu!
As the Snowmad began charging for Peach's castle, Diddy Kong and a small group of Kongs that were acting at the first line of defense spotted them approaching.
Diddy Kong- So the leader of the Snowmeds is Tabuu's servant now.
Dixie Kong- (Shivers) I can already feel that icy horn!
Phosphora- He doesn't look so tough to me.
Diddy Kong- Trust me, he's very tough. Even without his ice horn. He was even able to go toe to toe with Donkey Kong.
Lanky Kong- Kongs, fire the orange grenades!
The group of Kongs that were standing on the roofs of several houses began throwing as many of those orange grenades as they could. For the first few minutes, it seemed to be working. But then some of the bulkier Snowmeds began charging in and the orange grenades weren't doing much damage to them. Then the Snowmeds that use used a fish bone as a bow and arrow (Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze) began shooting down some of the orange grenades before they hit the ground.
Diddy Kong- Damn it! Guess we'll have to charge in ourselves!
Diddy Kong turned on his barrel rocket jetpack and took off. Diddy Kong flew over the Snowmeds and began firing his peanut pistols from above. However, Diddy Kong heard the sound of a war horn before he was suddenly struck with an ice blast. Diddy Kong's body was completely frozen and he crashed back to the ground. When he landed, all the ice covering his body got, but his jetpack was wrecked. Then Diddy Kong saw Lord Fredrick standing in front of him.
Lord Fredrick- I remember you. You're Donkey Kong's little buddy. Guess he's not ape enough to fight me again if he's on the Lost Hex.
Diddy Kong fired a peanut pistol at him, but Fredrick caught the shot and held it in his hand.
Lord Fredrick- You'll have to do better than your exploding peanuts and fruit bombs…
Fredrick crushed the peanut into dust in his grip.
Lord Fredrick- Mush better…
Lord Fredrick was about to approach Diddy Kong, but a barrel bomb was thrown at his face. Fredrick looked at where the barrel bomb was thrown and saw Dixie Kong holding another barrel bomb in her hair.
Lord Fredrick- I see the little girl is here as well. Who's next? The cranky old monkey?
Dixie Kong threw the barrel bomb, but Fredrick caught it.
Lord Fredrick- I think you lost this. You can have it back.
Then Lord Fredrick threw the barrel bomb back at Dixie and it exploded in her face. Dixie Kong was knocked to the ground and looked like she had pretty bad wounds. Diddy Kong rushed to help her, but he saw Lord Fredrick was approaching them both.
Lord Fredrick- If only it were Donkey Kong. Oh well. I'll get him after I'm done with you.
Before Fredrick would take another step, a bolt of lightning struck and almost hit Fredrick. Diddy and Dixie Kong looked up and saw Phosphora flying just above them.
Diddy Kong- Phosphora…?
Phosphora- Yes, you called?
Lord Fredrick- That's right. Tabuu told us that Viridi lent some of her Forces of Nature to the Mushroom Kingdom for this battle.
Phosphora fired another bolt of lightning at Lord Fredrick, but he fired and ice blast with his horn and froze Phosphora solid. Phosphora fell to the ground and crashed just like Diddy Kong did earlier. Then Fredrick body slammed Phosphora and knocked her into the side of a building and left a large dent on it.
Lord Fredrick- Foolish little girl. Someone so puny is no match for someone as mighty as Lord Fredrick!
Phosphora spat out some blood and glared at Lord Fredrick.
Phosphora- Suck on this, asshole!
Phosphora shot a stream of electricity at Lord Fredrick, but it wasn't bothering him. In fact, Fredrick was enjoying the way it felt.
Fredrick- That feels good. Like an electric massage.
Phosphora- It's…not hurting him...?
Lord Fredrick- Is that all you got, little girl?
Then Fredrick grabbed Phosphora and pulled him up to his face.
Lord Fredrick- Boy, are you ever out of your league!
Then Fredrick began smacking Phosphora (similar to how Hulk smacked Loki in the Avengers movie) and eventually threw Phosphora into a wall.
Viridi (telepathically to Phosphora)- PHOSPHORA!
Phosphora- I'm…I'm ok, Viridi…
Viridi (telepathically to Phosphora)- Lord Fredrick is too strong for you! I'm pulling you out!
Phosphora- No…Viridi…I can't leave…not with what's at stake…
Lord Fredrick- Admirable. I'll make this as painless as possible.
Then Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong jumped on Lord Fredrick from behind and tried to grab hold of him. Lord Fredrick was able to grab them and cuck them like a baseball and into the side of a building.
Lord Fredrick- I'm strong enough to be Donkey Kong's equal. Face it, without Donkey Kong backing you up, you Kongs can't match me. Now where was I? Oh yes, I was about to put this lightning bitch on ice!
Lord Fredrick pulled out his horn and pointed it at Phosphora. But before he could blow it, Chunky Kong was able to knock Fredrick to the ground with his primate punch (from DK 64). Chunky held is paw to Phosphora and helped her up.
Chunky Kong- You ok?
Phosphora- I'm fine…(groan)…maybe not 100%...
Then Lord Fredrick got back up.
Lord Fredrick- You were able to hit as hard as Donkey Kong…
Then Fredrick snapped his jaw back into place after Chunky knocked it when he hit him.
Lord Fredrick- …I like that!
(In another part of Toad Town)
Kirby and a small group he was with in charge with were standing as the next area of Toad Town.
Kirby- It's not looking too good for the Kong's down there…
Meta Knight was looking through a telescope.
Meta Knight- Well, it's about to get worse. Some of the enemy forces have slipped passed the first line of defense and are heading our way.
Kirby- Shit!
Jessie- You know, it's been great working with you, but it's obviously we're unnecessary!
James- You can tell Ty he can keep his $50,000!
Knuckle Joe- You three are just gonna flee like ****ing cowards?
Kirby- You stuck around when Lysandre and Tabuu unleashed that fake Zygarde on Kalos and you stayed with us when we fought Tabuu's followers at Rugged Mountain.
Before anyone knew it, Subspace creatures known as Bombed fell from the sky and exploded in almost everyone's face. Kirby looked up and saw Marx flying just above him with rainbow wings.
Marx- HAHAHA! Looking good, Kirby! Missed me?
Flying behind Marx was a bunch of flying Subspace creatures called Feyesh and each one was holding a Bombed.
Kirby- Not you again, Marx! Aren't you tired of me kicking your ass? I've done it three times already!
Marx- We all know you wouldn't have beaten my Omega form if you didn't have help from Donkey Kong. And you and that angel got lucky when you beat me and Pyrrhon on Popstar. Anyway, men, bombs away!
Then the Feyesh dropped all the Bombeds they were holding and letting them fall on Kirby and his group. Kirby quickly used his inhale to try and suck up all the Bombeds, but he didn't get all of them and his group took a small hit.
Marx- HAHAHAHA! That was almost too easy! You keep the bombing going. I'll move on ahead and see if I can bomb the castle.
Marx was about to fly towards Peach's castle, but he suddenly felt like a rope or a vine wrap around one leg. Marx looked behind him and saw James' Carnivine using vine whip to grab one of his legs.
James- Quickly, Carnivine! Pull him down!
Carnivine- Carnivine!
Then Carnivine was able to sling Marx to the ground.
Marx- You three are more annoying than Master Tabuu claimed you three would be! I'll make you regret that!
James- Carnivine, bullet seed!
Carnivine- Carnivine!
Carnivine fired bullet seed, but Marx countered by spitting out a barrage of arrows. It not only blew away Carnivine's bullet seed, but it knocked Carnivine to the ground. Then Jessie called out her Seviper.
Jessie- Seviper, poison tail!
Seviper- Seviper!
The tip of Seviper's tail began to glow purple and it swung it at Marx. Marx created a ball of energy around his body and rammed into Seviper's poison tail. Then Seviper was knocked away from Marx and into Jessie, James, and Meowth, knocking them all to the ground. Marx was about ram into them again, but Marx was suddenly hit with a large soundwave and knocked to the ground. When Marx looked to his right where the attack came from, he saw Kirby in his Robobot Armor while it was in its mike form.
Kirby- Yo! DJ Kirby in da house!
Mike Robobot gave Kirby the "Rock On" hand sign as "Yo Check This Out" (from Killer Instinct) played in the background.
Kirby- Alright…crank up the jam, Robobot!
Mike Robobot fired another soundwave and it knocked Marx into a wall and almost through it. Then Mike Robobot extended its hand to help Team Rocket get back up.
James- What is that machine anyway?
Kirby- This is my Robobot Armor. And no, you can't borrow it when this is all over.
Meowth- How did you know we were gonna ask that?
Then Kirby noticed a large shadow looming above him. Kirby looked up and had an extremely unpleasant look on his face.
Kirby- Oh shit!
Flying just above them was a very large white creature with one red eye, a pair of wings, and what looked like a halo on its head.
Kirby- Why! Out of all the foes I've slain, why the **** did Tabuu bring Zero back to life?!
Jessie- I'll admit, he is a little creepy…
Meowth- Is that eye of his…bleeding…?!
Kirby- Seriously! I'd rather fight Marx than Zero!
Marx- Yeah, I wasn't the only one you beat down that Tabuu got in touch with. And it's good you remember Zero…because Zero remembers you…
Then Kirby saw his and part of Robobot's reflection and Zero's glaring eye.
James- This might be a bad time to ask, but what makes Zero more dangerous than Marx?
Then Zero fired huge energy beam from his eye and aimed for Kirby. Kirby had Mike Robobot grab Team Rocket and quickly dashed out of the way. The energy beam Zero fired caused a massive explosion that left a creator in the ground that was at least 20 feet deep.
Kirby- That answer your question?
Meowth- That's even more destruction than the twerp's Z-Move!
Jessie- No wonder you killed that one-eyed monster!
Then Kirby noticed Mike Robobot was shaking.
Kirby- You don't have to say it, Robobot. You're scared of Zero's power like I am. If you're too scared, I can fight Zero without you while you help the others.
Mike Robobot shook its head.
Kirby- Ok, thanks for sticking with me, Robobot.
Meowth- Why are you talking to that robotic armor?
Kirby- Because Robobot has a mind of its own and is a sentient machine.
Marx- Don't forget, he's not your only opponent.
Before Marx could try and attack Kirby again, Knuckle Joe appeared behind Marx and his hit him from behind with a focus jab.
Knuckle Joe- Kirby is also not your only opponent, yah know.
Then Meta Knight appeared next to Knuckle Joe.
Meta Knight- And I still owe you some payback for when you and Pyrrhon put that Mind Control Seen my head, Marx!
Marx- Fine, I can deal with you while Zero finishes Kirby.
(In another part of Toad Town)
Link was leading the next line of defense and Link was getting a little nervous. Aryll was standing next to him while looking through her telescope.
Aryll- Nervous, big brother?
Link- I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
Aryll- Looks like we're holding our own, but Tabuu's forces are still managing to advance.
Then Magnus approached Link from behind.
Magnus- Hey, your sister is pretty cute.
Link- Seriously?! You're doing this when we have a huge crisis on our hands?!
Magnus- Can't blame me for trying since this might be my last chance I get.
Link put his hand over his face.
Link- How on earth did you and Pit meet?
Magnus- Pit and I were trying to take down the target and I thought it would be best if the two of us teamed up.
Aryll- Primids heading straight for us!
Impa- Archers!
The Hylian archers fired their arrows at the approaching Primids, but they were Metal Primids and were incased in a metal armor. So the arrows didn't hurt them.
Sheik- It appears we'll have to try something else.
Magnus readied his giant sword.
Magnus- Now you're speaking my langue!
Magnus began to charge for the Metal Primids with a small group of Hylian solders right behind him.
Link- Was I that arrogant when I was young?
Aryll- You were arrogant as a kid, but not that arrogant.
Magnus and the Hylian Soldiers clashed the Metal Primids head on. Unlike the arrows, the bludgeoning weapons like Magnus' sword were able to hurt the Metal Primids. However, the next Primids to show were Scope Primids and they were aiming their laser scopes at Magnus and the Hylian Soldiers.
Sheik- Aryll, you better use Nayru's Love that I…I mean, Zelda taught you!
Aryll- Ok, but I still don't see why you can't cast it.
Aryll was able to create a barrier to protect Magnus and the Hylian Soldiers before the Scope Primids' lasers hit. Then the laser blasts got deflected right back at them.
Magnus- That was close!
Then a bunch of Sword Primids came out and began charging for Link with their beam sword.
Vaati- Stop right there, fools!
The Sword Primids stropped and turned to look at Vaati.
Vaati- Link is mine! Got that? You can fight the barbarian and the Hylian Soldiers, but don't you dare intervene with my rematch!
Link- Didn't know you cared so much, Vaati.
Vaati- Like I said back Rugged Mountain…I have every intention of returning the favor of you cutting my head off before Tabuu put it back on.
Magnus- You cut off his head?! And they say I'm the barbarian.
Vaati- You should be focusing on other things.
Vaati snapped his fingers and the Sword Primids turned their beam swords swords Magnus, Sheik, Impa, Aryll, and the Hylian Soldiers.
Vaati- Just because they're not allowed to fight Link doesn't mean they're not allowed to attack the rest of you. Have your fun…
The Sword Primid swung their beam swords. Luckily, Aryll, Magnus, Sheik, and Impa were able to block.
Vaati- You know, it was rude of you to leave before we could finish our battle at Rugged Mountain, Link.
Link- Well Vaati…you want me…you got me! Let's finish this once and for all!
(In another part of Toad Town)
Shantae was leading the next line of defense with some of her friend, Dark Lord Gaol, and King DeDeDe.
Gaol- I hope Magnus is doing ok.
Shantae- I'm sure he's doing just fine with Link and the Hylian army.
Bolo- By the way, is it just me or does that Sheik fella look familiar?
Shantae- Uhh…I'm sure it's nothing, Bolo!
Sky- But why did we get stuck with tubby over here?
King DeDeDe- Hey! How about being a bit nicer to me since I've agreed to risk my life to help you fend off an army that's most likely gonna kill us! I even lent you my Waddle-D army!
Then they heard a loud banging sound.
Bolo- What was that?!
Sky- Wrench, check it out, but be careful.
Wrench tried to fly up, be he was quickly shot down with a cannon ball.
Sky- WRENCH!
Sky rushed to help Wrench, but the one who shot Wrench down suddenly stood in front of her as soon as she got to her bird.
Pirate Master- Bye-bye birdy!
Shantae- Pirate Master!
Pirate Master- Good to see you again, little genie. Last time, I went easy on you, because Tabuu ordered me only to stall you. But this time, he said I can do whatever the **** I want with you. And this time, that green swordsman and blue hedgehog aren't here to save you.
Shantae- Who said I was alone, Pirate Master?
Pirate Master- Neither am I.
Then a bunch of skeleton pirates came from behind the Pirate Master and began charging for Shantae and her friends.
King DeDeDe- Waddle-D's, CHARGE!
The Waddle-D's all pulled out a spear and began charging for the skeleton pirates. Wrench was able to get back up and turn into his giant form so Sky could climb on and ride on Wrench's back. Meanwhile, the Pirate Master was staring down Shantae while Bolo and Gaol stood beside her. Bolo pulled out a Morningstar and charged for the Pirate Master. But the Pirate Master slapped Bolo and knocked him to the ground.
Pirate Master- What an airhead.
Shantae (mutters)- Can't argue with that…
Gaol fired five energy balls as the Pirate Master, but the Pirate Master suddenly made them stop before they could reach him. Then the Pirate Master juggled the five energy balls into the cannon on his shoulder and pointed it at Shantae and Dark Lord Gaol.
Pirate Master- You want it back…then here you go.
Then an energy blast was fired from the Pirate Master's cannon and it blasted Shantae and Gaol to the ground. Shantae struggled to get up as she saw the Pirate Master moving towards her.
Shantae- Electric Storm!
Shantae shot a bolt of lightning at the Pirate Master, but the Pirate Master caught it and threw it into his cannon again. Shantae quickly made a barrier before her own spell was fired back at her, but the barrier shattered upon impact.
Pirate Master- Like the new trick, maty? Tabuu taught it to me after our last encounter. Said it would help deal with any of your spells you try to throw my way?
The Pirate Master drew his sword and was about to strike Shantae, but the Pirate Master was suddenly hit in the face by DeDeDe's mallet and knocked away from Shantae.
King DeDeDe- But can it help you deal with that, bonehead?
Shantae- DeDeDe?
Gaol- Since when could you fight at all?
King DeDeDe- I'm not as much of an overweight bum as most claim me to be. I certainly didn't get to be king by doing nothing but getting fat all day.
Dark Lord Gaol got herself back up and dusted herself off.
Gaol- Guess I underestimated you. Still don't like working with you.
King DeDeDe- The feeling is mutual.
Shantae got herself back up.
Shantae- Can we please save the disputing for after we deal with this mess?
Gaol- Alright.
King DeDeDe- Fine.
The Pirate Master spun his head back into place after DeDeDe whacked it.
Pirate Master- I'll make you all walk the plank for this!
(In another part of Toad Town)
Sly and Shazza were leading the next line of defense. Behind them were some member of Ty's Bush Rescue squad, some of Boss Cass' minions, and Boss Cass himself.
Shazza- Ty, please bring Fang back soon.
Sly- Don't worry about it, Shazza. I'm sure Ty and the others will beat the Deadly Six, destroy that machine, and free the kids before we know it.
Boss Cass- The odd really don't suggest that, Sly. I'm an optimist, but I'm also a realist.
Sly- Shut up, Cass…
Dennis looked through the zoom scope of his bazooka and saw something that made him put an expression of fear on his face.
Dennis- We got trouble! The Quinkan have slipped through and are heading this way!
Sly- If the Quinkan are here, the Quinking can't be too far behind.
Soon, these shadow-like creatures with glowing yellow eyes came into view of Sly and the others and were moving in fast. Dennis panicked and open fired with his bazooka as the Quinkan got closer. However, the Quinkan were unscathed.
Boss Cass- Someone needs to remind that weenie tree frog that Quinkan are super natural beings and a rocket launcher won't do much good against them.
Boss Cass looked at the laser blaster in his hand and a certain haunting memory went through his mind. Boss Cass shook his head violently and tried to push that memory out of his head.
Sly- Wow…I guess you really do regret what you did to Fluffy after Ty fought the Quinking…
Boss Cass- SHUT THE **** UP!
The first batch of Quinkan began charging for them.
Shazza- Time to let out this ****ing rage I've got building ever since Fang was kidnapped!
Shazza pulled out her blaster and began charging for the Quinkan along with some of the Bush Rescue members. Sly and Boss Cass looked at each other in confusion for a moment.
Boss Cass- Don't look at me. Ty married her.
Sly put his paw to his face for a moment, pulls out his boomerangs, and ran to face the Quinkan right after her. Boss Cass ordered his minions to advance, including the Uber Frills. Sly, Shazza, and Boss Cass were doing fine at first, but suddenly, what looked like Boss Cass with glowing green eyes appeared.
Quinking (in Boss Cass' voice)- So we meet again. I already know Ty is not here, but I'll make do with you…especially you, Boss Cass. After all, it was you who pulled the trigger to that blaster that destroyed me and your henchmen, Fluffy.
Boss Cass flipped out at the mention of Fluffy's name and he fired his blaster at the Quinking. However, a barrier appeared around the Quinking's body.
Quinking (in Boss Cass' voice)- That might've finished me off after I was weakened from fighting Ty, but Tabuu made a few improvements. That won't do you much good this time, slave Cass.
Boss Cass punched the ground in anger.
Shazza- Does Tabuu keep upgrading every villain he revives?!
Sly- Well, it would be too easy if they were exactly the same as when we first beat them down. Guess we'll have to beat the Quinking the old fashion way like Ty did at the Quinking's castle.
Sly threw his boomerangs at the Quinking, but he dodged them too easily. However, Sly threw them as a distraction to get in close and punch the Quinking and knock him to the ground. Then the Quinking changed from the form of Boss Cass to Sly, but still with those glowing green eyes. Sly tried to punch the Quinking again, but he caught Sly's fist.
Quinking (in Sly's voice)- You forget, I can turn into just about anyone I want and match their strength and skills as well!
The Quinking punched Sly in the gut and knocked him to the ground. As Sly struggled to get back up, he had an idea.
Sly- Hey, if you can turn into anyone, why not turn into Tabuu?
Boss Cass- What?!
Shazza- Sly, are you crazy?!
Sly- If you really could turn into Tabuu, wouldn't you finish us all off in not time, right?
Quinking (in Sly's voice)- You think I wouldn't have thought of it by now. I tried turning into Tabuu once…and my body literally almost exploded, because my body couldn't handle the strain from copying his power.
Sly- Shit, I thought that would work!
Shazza- Why were you trying to get the Quinking to turn into someone who's just as powerful as all of us combined?!
Sly- I was hoping that curse Tabuu has preventing him from physically leaving Subspace would take effect on the Quinking once he turned into Tabuu.
Boss Cass- Good idea, but execution was off.
Then Shazza fired her blaster at the Quinking, but the barrier appeared again. Shazza kept firing, but she wasn't making any head weight. Sly did notice that Boss Cass was now gone.
Quinking (in Sly's voice)- Stop wasting your time, you foolish dingo. You're doing no better than Boss Cass did.
Shazza- Maybe…but I can make you look, dumbass!
Then Boss Cass attempted to tackle the Quinking from behind, but stepped to the side and tripped Boss Cass.
Quinking (in Sly's voice)- You'll have to do better than that.
Boss Cass- We just did!
Then the Quinking realized that a bunch of strange red circular devices were surrounding him in the ground.
Quinking (in Sly's voice)- What are these?
Shazza pulls out what looks like a detonator.
Shazza- Proximity mines!
Then Shazza pushes the button and all the mines go off, literally blowing the Quinking into the air. He landed in a large creator in the ground created by the explosion. He was still in the form of Sly, but his eyes changed from green to red.
Quinking (in his real voice)- That ****ing does it! Ty was the only one to push me this far, but I'm done messing around! Time to show you all my true form again!
Then a flash of bright light engulfed the Quinking. When the light faded, there stood a giant black and purple monster that almost looked like a T-rex with glowing yellow eyes (the Quinking's final phase form in the final boss fight in Ty 3: Night of the Quinking).
Quinking- (ROAR)
Sly pushes a button on his communicator.
Sly- Julius, are you there?
Julius- I'm here, Sly.
Sly- Good, because I need you to use the Bunyip Beacon and send Shazza and me our Bunyips, NOW!
Suddenly, Sly's Launcher Bunyip and Shazza's Battle Bunyip MK2 were teleported in front of Sly and Shazza.
(In another part of Toad Town)
Shadow, Silver, the rest of Sonic's friends that weren't captured, and Cragalanche were standing as the next line of defense.
Silver- Doesn't sound like things are going so well for our friends at the front of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Shadow- Agreed. It obviously won't be long before a portion of that army comes our way.
Knuckles- Well I think it's cool we got this giant rock fighting with us! Wouldn't you agree?
Cragalanche- …
Knuckles- Silent type, I like that.
Viridi (telepathically to Knuckles)- He's a rock. Cragalanche doesn't talk much.
E-123 Omega- Scanners detecting lifeforms coming at the gate.
Rouge flew up to see over the wall.
Shadow- Is it Tabuu's forces?
Rouge- It's not Tabuu's Primids…it's the Black Arms!
Shadow- What?!
Then the gate was blasted by a laser and bunch of black alien creatures charged through the large hole recently made.
Amy- Those are the Black Arms again!
Shadow- But how could that be if…
Silver- Shadow, look out!
Silver pushed Shadow out of the way as an energy blast was fired at Shadow from above.
Black Doom- Hello again, Shadow. It has been far too long.
Shadow- Black Doom!
Silver- So Black Doom is working for Tabuu now?
Black Doom- The power Tabuu gave me was too intoxicating to refuse his generous offer. Plus, I get to face you again after how you betrayed me and the Black Arms.
Black Doom fired two energy blasts at Shadow and Silver. Silver tried to create a shield around him and Shadow, but it was barely able to hold back Black Doom's attack.
Blaze- Silver! Shadow!
Blaze was about to rush to them, but she stopped when she heard what Silver had to say.
Silver- No Blaze! Shadow and I will handle Black Doom! You and the rest just need to focus on keeping the Black Arms from advancing to Ash or Pit's group since they're our last line of defense!
Amy- Silver's right. If we really want to help, we need to keep the Black Arms at bay.
A few of the Black Arms fired their laser guns at them, but Cragalanche slammed his fist into the ground and a huge wall of stone appeared to block all the laser blasts.
Vector- Nice thinking there, rocko.
Espio- It won't hold for long.
Cragalanche then punched the wall and some rocks flew out from the other side of the wall, flinging some boulders like a slingshot at some of the Black Arms.
Knuckles- Not bad! Let me try!
Knuckles punched the stone wall Cragalanche made and more rocks began to get launched at the Black Arms.
Viridi (telepathically to Knuckles) Wow! Knuckles, you're just as strong as Cragalanche if you can do that at well!
Palutena (telepathically to Knuckles)- They don't call him Knuckles for nothing, Viridi.
Knuckles- Yeah, I'm a badass!
Then Knuckles punched part of the stone wall too hard and it crumbled.
Rouge- And you also get over confident too easily like an idiot!
Big- Guys, here comes more of them!
They all readied themselves as more of the Black Arms charged for them. Meanwhile, Shadow and Silver were trying to handle Black Doom.
Shadow- Chaos Spear!
Shadow fired his Chaos Spear while Silver used his psychic powers to fling a few boulders at Black Doom. But Black Doom just brushed them all way with one swipe of his hand. Then Black Doom fired an energy blast and knocked Shadow and Silver to the ground.
Shadow- Damn it! Tabuu has made Black Doom even stronger than he was when he tried to invade!
Silver- If only we had the Chaos Emeralds, but we let Sonic take them with him to the Lost Hex!
Palutena (telepathically to Shadow and Silver)- I'm not sure if this really is a good idea, but Viridi and I might have a good enough substitute.
Silver- Really?!
Shadow- Explain!
Viridi (telepathically to Shadow and Silver)- We knew the god who made the Chaos Emeralds. In fact, Palutena and I were his apprentices when we were teenagers. Hylia, Goddess of Hyrule was also one of his students back then. Anyway, we could create the same type of energy to turn you into your super forms.
Palutena (telepathically to Shadow and Silver)- But we don't know if the cost and risks would be worth it. You'll lose your rings at least twice as fast and we won't be able to turn you back into your super forms once you do for the remainder of this massacre.
Viridi (telepathically to Shadow and Silver)- Not to mention, you could also be feeding the machine that's draining your worlds even more power by fighting in your super forms, making it leech all life even faster.
Silver- Do it!
Shadow- If we can finish off Black Doom quick enough, we won't need to worry about using our super forms for the rest of the Black Arms!
Viridi (telepathically to Shadow and Silver)- Very well…
Palutena (telepathically to Shadow and Silver)- As you wish…
Then a bright light engulfed by a bright light. When it faded, there stood Super Shadow and Super Silver.
Palutena (telepathically to Super Shadow and Super Silver)- Remember, your ring supply will be drained twice as fast than it normally would.
Super Silver- We got that already! We need to do this as quickly as possible!
Black Doom- That is interesting. Those two goddesses could replicate the Chaos Emeralds' energy like that. Still won't save you. Your world and the worlds of your friends are doomed!
(In another part of Toad Town close to the castle gate)
Ash and his fellow Poke'mon Trainers were acting as the next line of defense. They all had called out most of their Poke'mon out, but Ash was the only still the only one that was able to use more than six because of that permit.
Misty- Nervous, Ash?
Ash- We are second to the last line of defense. That's a lot of pressure, but I'll bet Pit's group is feeling even more since their all that's left after us. Hold on a minute…
Ash looked and noticed someone was missing.
Ash- Where's Dawn?
Viridi (telepathically to Ash)- Don't worry, Ash. She didn't ditch you all. She just wanted to fight alongside with someone who was fighting in another groups.
Ash put his hand over his face- As if Pit doesn't have enough to deal with…
Viridi (telepathically to Ash)- It's not like you don't have enough Poke'mon and Trainers with you as it is.
Palutena (telepathically to Ash)- ASH! LOOK OUT!
Then Ash noticed a hyper beam was being shot right at him.
Sawyer- Aegislash, king shield!
Then Sawyer's Aegislash jumped between Ash and the hyper beam and blocked it.
Ash- (GASP) That was close! Thanks, Sawyer!
Then Ash looked up and saw Poke'mon Hunter J riding on the back of her Mega Salamence.
Brock- Crap! So it is true. Tabuu did bring Poke'mon Hunter J back.
May- I remember Ash telling us about her and she does look nastier than Team Rocket.
Brock- She is.
Ash- Cheap shot there, J!
Pikachu- Pika pika!
Poke'mon Hunter J- Like I really care about playing fair. I guess neither do you if you're using over 40 Poke'mon at once. But that Lycanroc…so different…could fetch a good price.
Tabuu (telepathically to Poke'mon Hunter J)- Not now, J. You still have this job to do. You can capture whatever Poke'mon you like after you've killed Ash and not before.
Poke'mon Hunter J- (Grunts) Yes, sir…
Ash- Sounds like you're not too happy working for Tabuu.
Poke'mon Hunter J- I admit…I hate taking orders from someone who isn't a client. But it was sink or swim…literally thanks to you getting in my way at Lake Acuity!
Ash- It was Azelf, Uxie, and Misprit who shot your aircraft down. Now me!
Poke'mon Hunter J- You were still the one who ruined everything! Not to mention you made me lose at least three of my contracts!
Iris- She really is worse than Team Rocket, and I can't believe I'm saying that!
Ash- Charizard, let's show them our A game! Keystone, respond to my heart! Beyond evolution! Mega Evolve!
Charizard- (Roar)
Then Charizard transformed into Mega Charizard. Then Alain and Trever Mega Evolved their Charizards as well. Sawyer Mega Evolved his Sceptile, Brock Mega Evolved his Steelix, and Misty her Gyarados. Before they could attack Poke'mon Hunter J or her Mega Salamence, an energy blast was shot at the Mega Evolved Poke'mon and knocked them away from J and her Mega Salamence.
Fawful- I have fury!
Fawful appeared while using his headgear to fly in the air. Following him was a group of Primids.
Fawful- Is that fair? All of you and your Poke'mon against J and hers? Fawful think not.
Cilan- Him again!
Kiawe- The same guy that attacked us in Smash City!
Poke'mon Hunter J- I don't need your help, Fawful!
Fawful- J strong, Fawful know. Tabuu's gifts make J stronger, yes. But underestimating opponents is fatal move. We work together like or not. I have fury!
Some Primids tried to attack, but Kiawe had his Turtonator and Alola form Marowak stop them.
Kiawe- Turtonator, dragon tail! Marowak, bone club!
Turtonator- Nator!
Alola form Marowak- Wak! Marooo…WAK!
Kiawe's Poke'mon knocked away some of the Primids, but more were coming. Brock and Misty had their Mega Steelix and Mega Gyarados at the Primids. Some of Ash's friend began sending their Poke'mon to fight the army of Primids.
Iris- It's ok, Ash. We'll handle the Primids.
May- Just take those two down for us.
Ash saw that Alain, Sawyer, Serena, Clemont, and Tierno stayed to help him fight Fawful and Poke'mon Hunter J.
Fawful- Now that Fawful help even odds, we get party started! I have fury!
Poke'mon Hunter J- Do you have to say that every time?! You're beating a dead horse!
Poke'mon Hunter J called out her Drapion and Ariados to join her Mega Salamence.
Poke'mon Hunter J- Drapion, cross poison!
Sawyer- Aegislash, king shield!
Aegislash blocked Drapion with king shield and Drapion's power dropped.
Sawyer- Not only does king shield block an attack, it lowers a Poke'mon's attack power if it blocks a physical attack.
Poke'mon Hunter J grunts a bit, but Fawful made his grin even wider.
Fawful- No fear, Fawful here!
Then Fawful's headgear actually turned into ridicules looking imitation of Rotom'dex, but still remained on Fawful's head.
Rotom'dex- Is that supposed to look like me?!
Fawful- Accessing Rotom'dex boost feature! Restore J's Poke'mon attack stat!
Then Drapion was glowing red for a second and it's attack power was fully restored.
Fawful- Fawful analyze data and feature from Poke'dex Poke'mon and copied it to headgear. Like how it allowed trainer to use Z-Move twice.
Poke'mon Hunter J- Speaking of Z-Move…Drapion! Poison type Z-Move! Acid Downpour!
Drapion- DRAPION!
Drapion launched its Z-Move, but Pikachu jumped in front of it.
Ash- Pikachu, counter it with your Z-Move! Electric type Z-Move! 10,000,000-Volt Thunder Bolt!
Pikachu- Pika…CHUUUUUU!
The two Z-Moves collided and smoke filled the area. However, Pikachu noticed something moving in the smoke cloud. But what looked like a vacuum with teeth grabbed him before he could do anything.
Alain- Charizard, try using your wings to blow all of this smoke away! …Charizard?
Sawyer- Wait, where's Sceptile too?!
Tierno- And Blastoise?!
Then the vacuum part of Fawful's headgear fired Ash's Pikachu, Alain's Mega Charizard X, Sawyer's Mega Sceptile and Aegislash, Serena's Braixen, Tierno's Blastoise, and Clemont's Luxray into the air like a cannon.
Poke'mon Hunter J- Salamence, draco meteor! Drapion, pin missal! Ariados, night shade!
Mega Salamence, Drapion, and Ariados fired their attacks and knocked the Poke'mon of Ash and his friends to the ground. Sawyer's Aegislash was completely knocked out and Sawyer had to return it to its poke'ball.
Fawful- See, Fawful helping.
Poke'mon Hunter J- I see, but I still say I can do this alone.
Pikachu and the other Poke'mon got back up and were ready to stand their ground.
(At Princess Peach's castle gate)
Pit, Dark Pit, and a bunch of Palutena's Centurions were standing just outside Princess Peach's castle as the last line of defense.
Pit- Lady Palutena, how are my friends doing?
Palutena (telepathically to Pit)- They're holding they own, but there's no sing of the fight slowing down. Don't worry, they won't get completely exhausted instantly like at Rugged Mountain since Viridi and I are slowing that process down as much as we can, but it's still not going easy for everyone.
Viridi (telepathically to Pit)- But because so many of you are all fighting Tabuu's forces at once, it almost doesn't matter whether or not we're preventing it from draining you all too much. That machine began draining our world's life energy at twice the speed as when it started within the first two minutes of this attack!
Pit- I still have faith in Mario and the others on the Lost Hex.
Dark Pit- Hope…it that really all you have?
Pit- It was hope that allowed us to defeat Hades. And it was hope that allowed us to defeat Tabuu in Grand Metropolis. Hope can be a very powerful weapon, Pittoo.
Dark Pit- Stop calling me that!
Suddenly, the door to the castle gate began to glow red and began to melt. Then they saw Pyrrhon using his flame like a blowtorch to melt the door. Behind him as a bunch of Primids.
Pyrrhon- I told you we'd find the party and it's looking HOT, baby!
Pit- You again, Pyrrhon?
Pyrrhon- Who else would Master Tabuu entrust with taking care of you, Pit? And believe me, this ****ing party is gonna set the whole Mushroom Kingdom on fire!
Pyrrhon began flying upwards.
Pit- And where do you think you're going?
Pit activated the Power of Flight and flew after Pyrrhon. The Primids began to charge for the castle, but Dark Pit commanded the Centurions to charge as well.
Pyrrhon (thinks)- That's right, Pit. Follow me a little bit more.
Pit pulls out his Palutena's Bow and began firing a few arrows at Pyrrhon. Pyrrhon dodged most of them, but did get hit and that allowed Pit to finally catch up with him. Pit was about to hit Pyrrhon with a melee attack, but Pit was suddenly hit with a large energy blast the knock him into the side of the castle.
Mysterious voice- Why hello…Pitty Pat…fancy meeting you here in this lovely little fanfiction.
Pit- Wait a minute…I know that voice…
Pit looked up and saw Hades flying above him next to Pyrrhon.
Hades- Yes, it is I, Hades! Lord of darkness and master of the Underworld! Not to mention devilishly handsome god.
Pit- You're not…exactly the type…to let someone like Tabuu…boss you around…
Hades- Truth be told, I'm only agreeing to fight for Tabuu for the laughs. The world must've missed my fourth wall breaking jokes ever since you destroyed my body in Kid Icarus: Uprising. Not to mention many of the reviewers for that game said I was the funniest character in that game. But I must say, I was very impressed when I heard about this team you became a part of. Even if it really is just the cognitive process of a creative author on a fanfiction website.
Hades and Pyrrhon were about to attack Pit again, but something they weren't expecting happened.
Dawn- Piplup, whirlpool!
Piplup- Piplup!
Then a large water tornado hit Hades and Pyrrhon from their right and knocked them away from Pit. Then Pit saw Dawn extending her hand to help Pit up.
Dawn- Need a hand, Pit?
Pit- Dawn? Aren't you supposed to be with Ash?
Palutena (telepathically to Pit)- Maybe it's a good thing she's here.
Viridi (telepathically to Pit)- Yeah, Pit. She did just save your bacon.
Dawn- Ash has enough Poke'mon helping him out since he's got that permit. I thought I'd help you protect the castle.
After Dawn helped Pit get up, they heard Hades and Pyrrhon laughing.
Pyrrhon- Isn't this cute! HAHAHA!
Hades- Good old Pitty's got a lovely lady!
Pit- Shut up, Hades!
Hades- You know, Pit, if you really didn't want her clinging to you as much as Amy clings to Sonic, you probably should've let her fall from that cliff in that fanfiction "Poke'mon: Rise of the Devil" and she wouldn't be so in love with you, little angel.
Dawn- Hey, shouldn't Piplup's whirlpool have been super effective against that flaming guy?
Pyrrhon- Huh…?
Hades- Sweetie, you need to learn that not all of your type advantages work in all battles outside of Poke'mon battles. For example, an electric attack that isn't a Poke'mon move could hurt your ground type Mamoswine. And just because Pyrrhon here is made of fire, doesn't mean your water type Piplup will put his flames out.
Pyrrhon shot a fireball, but Dark Pit appeared and blocked it with a shot from his Dark Pit Staff.
Dark Pit- Can we save the chat for later? Or did you all forget the huge battle happening all around?!
Hades- Dark Pit is right, and I'd hate to leave the readers waiting with all this suspense.
(Inside Prince Peach's Castle)
Peach and Starlow were watching from the tower of the castle while at the same time trying to use the power of wishing to try and slow down the life draining as much as they can.
Starlow- Tabuu's power is even greater than I was led to believe! Even us star sprites can't hold him back for very long.
Princess Peach- But we can do our best to keep our world alive long enough to stop that this mess.
