Chapter 10: Dimentio's Newest Magic Show

Dimentio grinned and stared down at Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Sonic, Ty, Bowser, and Doctor Eggman as they braced themselves for battle.

Dimentio- Get ready…

Dimentio snapped his fingers and several balls of energy balls appeared around his body.

Dimentio- …for another amazing magic show! Now…showtime…ciao.

Dimentio snapped his fingers again and those energy balls dashed for Mario and the others. But when they jumped out of the way, those energy blasts suddenly changed direction and continued to come after them.

Bowser- What the…

Eggman- Those are tracking out movements like a heat seeking weapon!

As those energy balls were approaching, Ty blocked by throwing his boomerangs at some of the approaching energy balls and Bowser did the same with his flame breath. It caused some to explode, but then Dimentio jumped out from behind the smoke.

Dimentio- Come on! Let's play! Dance! Dance!

Dimentio fired more of those energy balls at them. Sonic tried to spin dash into Dimentio from behind when he thought he wasn't looking, but Sonic dashed right through another fake. Then the real Dimentio stepped on Sonic head before jumping into the air.

Dimentio- And the poor wittle hedgehog will never catch me!

Sonic rubs his head and grunts a bit.

Dimentio- Hope you're all warmed up, because that was just the first act. This magic show is just getting ****ing started!

(At the Deadly Six's hideout)

Zavok and the rest of the Deadly Six were watching Dimentio's fight with Mario and the others through a computer monitor.

Zavok- HAHAHAHA! I have to say, Dimentio is much better than I was expecting. I can see why Tabuu sent him.

Master Zik- He certainly like to mess with his opponents' minds rather than beat them to a pulp.

Zeena was filing her nails while standing next to Zavok.

Zeena- He had to be that good if he spent all that time disguised as Zavok's shadow under our noses and we never noticed.

Zor- And yet, Sonic and the Super Mario Brothers team still continue to fight this hopeless battle. It's all so meaningless.

Zazz- Well, I guess it wouldn't be much fun if they just surrendered without a fight. I'm sure the boss prefers to watch them squirm.

Zavok- Indeed, I do. Still, Dimentio had better remember he has to bring Mario and Sonic to us alive or there will be consequences…for all of us…

Zomom- What do you mean, boss?

Zavok- I told you already. My end of the deal with Tabuu is I'm to give Mario to him alive. Tabuu wants to end him like how I want to finish Sonic off myself. But if I can't give him Mario, let's just say he might not be willing to make more deals with us and that will also mean no more of Fawful's cooking.

Zomom- No more of that delicious spicy chicken, jelly filled pastries, or bacon filled omelets?! Shit man!

Zavok- And if Dimentio fails to bring me Sonic, I'm sure Tabuu won't mind me taking my anger out on Dimentio. But I would really feel better if it were Sonic.

(Back in Dimentio's created dimension)

Dimentio snapped his fingers and at least seven Dimentio's appeared.

Dimentio- What's wrong? Can't tell which of us is the real one?

Donkey Kong- Then let's hit all at once!

Donkey Kong slammed his fists into the ground and made a powerful shockwave with his earth shaker attack (Donkey Kong's down b move in Smash). All the fake Dimentio's vanished, but the real one was not found. Then Donkey Kong felt someone standing on his head.

Dimentio- Missed me! Missed me! Now you gotta…

Donkey Kong- If you finish that sentence, I'll punch your face in so hard, your head will pop out of your ass!

Dimentio- What? You got a problem with that?

Donkey Kong- Maybe so, but I'm not dumb enough to punch myself in the face like what Sonic did to Ganondorf when he stood on his head like that.

Dimentio- Guess you're not that stupid as Master Tabuu claims after all. But how will you…

Then Dimentio was knocked off of Donkey Kong's head with Luigi's perfectly timed Super Jump Punch and Sonic's homing shot. Dimentio pulled himself together and made two large vines pop out of the ground and grab hold of Sonic and Luigi and began squeezing the life out of them. But before Dimentio could do more, Eggman pulled out a laser gun and hit Dimentio with a laser shot. Then Mario pulled out a fire flower to turn into Fire Mario so he could try and burn the vines. Bowser used his flame breath to also burn the vines. Dimentio tried to attack Fire Mario and Bowser, but Yoshi threw an egg bomb and Ty threw his boomerangs at Dimentio from behind. Dimentio blocked by creating a barrier around his body.

Yoshi- We need get in close, or we not get head weight!

Then Ty pulls out a pill out of his pocket.

Ty (mutters)- This might work…

Ty rushed head first at Dimentio like Sonic kept doing and Dimentio flew out of the way.

Dimentio- Not so smart of the smart one in the group!

Then Ty he was surrounded by Dimentio's energy balls before the all exploded in his face.

Fire Mario- TY!

When the smoke cleared, Ty was lying on the ground and was covered in wounds. Dimentio checked him and grinned a bit.

Dimentio- That's one down. The Tasmanian Tiger has flatlined!

Donkey Kong- What?!

Fire Mario- No! That can't be!

Dimentio turned his back at Ty's body. But little did he know, Ty's paw twitched a bit.

Dimentio- It be, Mario! Your friend just died because of you! How does it feel to be a failure as a leader to your…

Suddenly, Dimentio was electrocuted. Dimentio turned around and saw Ty jabbing his Zapperangs into Dimentio's back.

Dimentio- Impossible…your vitals…

Ty- Fooled you, mate! I crunched a pill that makes me flatline, but only for a few seconds. Not long enough to kill me…but long enough to fool an asshole like you! Had to get in close to you somehow, mate.

Then the electrical energy from the Zapperangs knocked Dimentio into the air and crash back into the ground. Then Fire Mario and Bowser burned away the vines binding Sonic and Luigi, freeing the two of them.

Dimentio- I see you're as smart as Master Tabuu said you are, Tasmanian Tiger. Just like that other Tasmanian Tiger he told me about.

Ty- What are you talking about?

Dimentio- A gray Tasmanian Tiger who was considered to be the best thief in Australian was part of the team Mario's ancestor led 1,000 years ago. But enough of these games…

Then Dimentio levitated himself back up and had a black aura surrounding his body as his eyes turned red.

Dimentio- I had hoped to do this less violently…especially since Zavok ordered me to bring Mario and Sonic to him alive…but it looks like I have no choice but to use Master Tabuu's power!

Then Tabuu's mark appeared on Dimentio's left palm and Tabuu's dark energy began building up inside of him.

Dimentio- Your ****ing hopes aren't worth shit! I'm going to destroy…EVERYTHING!

Then a set of rainbow colored wings appeared on Dimentio's back as he fired an energy wave from his body.

Fire Mario- Oh ****!

Luigi- Everyone, get down!

The energy burst exploded and it knocked Fire Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Sonic, Ty, Bowser, and Eggman to the ground and a few feet away from Dimentio. They all managed to get up, but they all took a beating from that last attack.

Fire Mario- Little risky, Dimentio. Using Tabuu's strongest attack this early and draining more than 1/3 of that sample of Tabuu's power.

Dimentio- I'm not an idiot like Fawful. I only used it at half its true power to conserve energy. Besides, Zavok and Master Tabuu have plans for some of you. And they might get mad if I finish you off too quickly. But don't you worry, because we still have plenty more magic tricks and much more to destroy!

Then Donkey Kong saw a fire flower lying on the ground and got an idea. Dimentio dodged Bowser's claw and he flew even higher to avoid Sonic's homing shot. Eggman fired his laser gun again, but Dimentio fired a magic attack to block it.

Dimentio- Is this all you got? You're starting to become predictable.

Donkey Kong- Hey clown face!

Dimentio heard Donkey Kong's voice behind him, but when he turned around, he saw a flaming fist before it punched him in the face and knocked him to the ground. Then they saw a red gorilla with parts of its fist covered in flames.

Fire Mario- Donkey Kong?!

Fire Donkey Kong- Hey, Mario! Hope you don't mind if I borrow one of your fire flowers.

Dimentio got himself back up and began to unleash more of Tabuu's power.