Send in the Miis
A Super Smash Bros fanfiction
(A/N: Thanks to certain issues behind my control, I had to sumbit those updates late. That and it made it mostly unable to write certain fanfiction. The one day I had home and the internet is cut out! This chapter is dedicated to focusing the role of Miis and so forth.)
As for the pairings, it's all undecided for now for the Miis at least. There will pairs among the Smashers though. And to clarify something, I got names for all of the Villagers, one of them Superstar 112 will recognize.
Villager (Default male, with the red shirt) – Kaiser
Villager (Female with the pink hair and dress) – Zoey
Villager (Male with the alt hairdo, yellow shirt, and black pants) – Lani
Villager (Female with brunette hair, green dress, and stocking) – Amber Lee
Villager (Male with droopy eyes and light blue shirt) – Alex
Villager (Female with yellow dress and updo hairdo) – Sandy
Villager (Male with purple shirt) - Robbie
Villager (Female with droopy eyes) – Alexa
Alex and Alexa are twins just to let you all know.
Chapter 2: Meet zah Miis!
Miss Fit and Kai X locked eyes for a brief moment before she called for Master Hand. Crazy Hand to come on looking terrified that they were here early.
"You four are early!" Crazy said a bit frightened.
"Well, we had to. Our resident sociopath X here nearly had us run out of town!" Uzushio said indignantly pointed to the Mii Gunner, Mercenary X.
"I'm sorry, but they made fun of my hairdo." Mercenary said bluntly.
"Didn't justify a grenade to the groin. Jeez, that poor guy." RJ said calmly.
"Are you four talking about Mii Village?" Crazy Hand piqued.
"Mii Village? That was its old name years ago. It's Mii Metropolis now because it's no longer really a village." Uzushio pointed. "It's a huge city divided in two."
Crazy Hand marveled at this. He knew when it came to Mii, his brother really limp-wristed them leaving the Miis to their own devices. How far would they able to go on their own he wondered?
"Smashers! Incoming challengers!" The announcer voice boomed throughout the house.
The Smashers scrambled out to see the newcomers and were surprised to see it was Miis. Mixed emotions were among the crowd.
The first one was a dark-skinned one who's height was pretty close to Ryu's having piercing green eyes. He had shaggy black hair with a hoof-like goatee. He wore the standard Mii Fighter's fighter uniform in it's green variant which complimented his alethic body. However, on the uniform ontop the flame insignia on the back was a kanji ( 喧嘩 ) for brawl. On his head, he wore the "Ninja Headband", a hitai-ite with the Smash insignia on it. It had the bonus addition of having a kanji ( 勇気 ) marked on the left side. He wore grey tinted shades that were rimless on the underside of them. This was Kai X, the Mii Brawler.
The second one was similar to Kai X with the same skin tone but with brown eyes. In height, he had an inch over Little Mac. His hair was done in dreadlocks, but you couldn't tell with the samurai helmet on his head. He wore the "Samurai Armor" in white. His sword which he called, "Tashigi", was sheathed on his right side. This was RJ, the Mii Swordfighter.
The third one was a man who gave off a murderous vibe. Pale skin with red rough hair, his eyes meant business. He had a goatee yet a short beard around his chin giving him an aged look. He wore a fancy yet combat ready red suit with a black undershirt and white tie. He wore a glove on one hand and a blaster arm on the other. This got Samus Aran's attention. He wore a western style hat which Sonic had a sense of déjà vu from seeing it (Think the hat Knuckles wore in the Sonic OVA). This was Mercenary X (no relation), the Mii Gunner.
Last from certainly not least was a woman. Her body type was a rather curvaceous ala Mei or Boa Hancock which got the attention of many. She had pale skin with red long hair and blue eyes. She had a beauty mark on her right cheek having red lipstick on her lips. She wore the "Pirate Outfit" in blue with a fancy pirate hat to match. Her sword which she called, "Whirlpool", was sheathed on her left side. This was Uzushio, the Mii Swordfighter.
"It's cool to be here, I'm Kai X." Kai X said whipping off his shades.
"RJ. Samurai RJ." RJ said trying to be cool.
"Mercenary X. I'll put someone in dirt for the right price." Mercenary X said morbidly.
"Former Pirate Empress, Uzushio." Uzushio said kindly. "It's an honor."
Of course, someone would object to living with Mii. Ganondorf shoved Alph to get to the front.
"Humph, why are we letting Miis into the mansion?" Ganondorf said crossing his arms.
"It's because I earned it after beating Master Core first. Any more questions, Ganondork? Or do you prefer Ganondork Douchemire?" Kai X said sharply.
This got everyone to snicker except a fuming Ganondorf who wanted to crush Kai X right away. Too bad, Crazy Hand swatted Ganondorf into the wall.
"Well Smashers, have fun. They are your problem. I need to tend to my problem." Crazy Hand said hurrying out of the room to attend to Master Hand's broken finger.
There was a moment of silence before Uzushio was dragged away by an excited Peach to have a new female among the ranks. Zelda, Sheik, Jigglypuff, Bayonetta, Palutena and the female Villagers followed with Peach. RJ went with Link and the follow swordfighters. Mercenary X went off on his own into the mansion while the rest of their own way. Kai X was left with the younger smashers (Ness, Lucas, Pit, Pikachu, Kirby, and Toon Link namely) and Miss Fit.
"I guess I'm too used to be left alone." Kai X said with a sigh slinging his luggage over his shoulder.
"Not exactly, I want to personally welcome you to the Smash Mansion." Wii Fit Trainer said with a thin smile.
"Thanks." Kai X said with a thin smile.
"We can all talk in my room." Kirby said going for the stairs. "I'll share my stash with you, Kai."
"Um, isn't weed illegal around these parts?" Kai X said quizzically.
"My stash is of snacks…not pot." Kirby said with a sweatdrop. "And I think it's still illegal."
"Actually, it was declared legal for medical use two years ago." Wii Fit Trainer pointed out as they were on their way to Kirby's room.
Kirby led them into his room which was coated with pink on the walls, but it was more of a salmon color. Kirby took a seat on his bed while the others took to beanbag chairs.
"So Kai, tell us about yourself." Kirby said handing out various flavors of Pringles.
"Well I'm the son of a Mii Brawler and a Mii Swordfighter. I can fight with a sword, but I like my fists. They are the best weapons a guy could have." Kai X remarked. "While growing up, I often got into fights. Now I traveled across the world looking for strong people to beat up. In my spare time, I like to play video games, watch movies, and practicing my uppercut."
In a flash, Kirby's door was thrown open with Ryu in the doorway. He seemed have a big smile listening in on their conversation.
"You and I, Kai. We will fight on the battlefield soon." Ryu said before closing the door.
"That was weird." Pit remarked. "Ryu never smiles like that."
"Well, I guess I bring out the best in people. Either way, it's cool of you to share this, Kirbone. I'll pay you back soon. But now, I'm wondering where's my room." Kai X said munching out his can of Sour and Cream Pringles.
"I can show you!" Wii Fit Trainer said as she dragged Kai X with his bag out Kirby's room.
"Guess, we'll hang later then!" Kai X said being dragged away.
"I think Miss Fit got a crush." TL said with a smirk.
"You look way too deep, Link." Pit said before departed.
Kirby dug through his stash looking for something before getting panicked. He wanted to eat his last Sour and Cream Pringles, but couldn't find it.
"Uh, Kirby. You gave it to Kai." Lucas said patting Kirby on the back.
Kirby fell to his "knees" and screaming, "NNNOOOOOOOOOOO! MY PRINGLES!"
"Oh come now, you got the best flavor. BBQ." Ness said trying to cheer him up.
"BBQ is for Lays, not for Pringles!" Kirby said pounding his fist on floor. "Wait I should have cheese…"
Then Kriby saw Pit eating the cheese pringles. Pit swaped the chips while he wasn't looking. Busted, Pit started running with Kirby giving chase.
"Pit! Get back here and gimme back my Pringles!" Kirby said moving faster.
"They're too delicious!" Pit said running past Peach's room.
Kirby followed suit, but inside Peach's room was Uzushio with the girls. Peach's room was as overly feminine as it could get. Uzushio stuck out like a sore bed.
"I'm so glad to have another princess with us." Peach said in her bubbly tone.
"First off, Peachy-hime, I'm an empress. Well, was." Uzushio pointed as Peach poured her a glass of red zinger tea.
"Former? Pray tell, what happened?" Zelda asked a bit curious of Uzushio's former status.
"I used a pirate and not the nice kind. The kind who'd cut out your lungs if you didn't give me your treasure. I had a ship filled with the best swordfighters, and I had a bounty of 80 million smashcoins." Uzushio said without hesitance.
Zelda nearly gagged on her tea and Bayonetta was impressed with Uzushio's bluntness.
"Finally, someone a tad more "mature"." Bayonetta remarked.
"You better fucking believe it!" Uzushio said with a smirk downing her tea before a dark look surfaced on her face. "I was the scariest terror the world knew until my crew of a hundred was completely slaughtered by one woman."
"I'm sorry for your loss." Sheik said trying to sympathize.
"Who could be strong enough to take down your crew?" Peach asked innocently.
"Eva Kill, the Mii Swordswoman of legend. I fought her to a standstill and I was barely alive when she left me because she was bored with me. She actually partook on some Smash battles with you guys." Uzushio said wistfully.
"I remember her." Sheik said with a nodded. "Black hair and that tron knock off suit?"
"Damn right." Uzushio said. "She's retired, but her legacy lives on. Kai X is her son."
This caught the ladies by surprise except Sheik who admitted that she had meet Kai X some time ago. Sheik wouldn't explain how they meet though.
"Yeah, I'm hanging my "enemy's" son. So here I am, mostly forgotten. On the bright side, I got away with several crimes and adventures." Uzushio said with relief.
"...well that's nice." Peach said nervously shifting away from Uzushio.
"Well I can't wait to see you on the battlefield darling." Bayonetta said sipping her tea.
"You'll be eating those words, Cereza." Uzushio said getting up and leaving the room.
Bayonetta spat out her drink at the first name mention which no one except the hands knew of, and she realized that Uzushio might be more than she appears. Uzushio found RJ chatting it up with the Fire Emblem crew and Link talking swords tactics.
"RJ, where's Merc X?" Uzushio asked a tad concerned.
"I saw him go off on his own." RJ off-handedly said to her.
Merc X was sitting on the outdoor patio with several other Smashers, and it was a silent affair. Nobody really knew what to say. Until, Robbie (the purple villager) stupidly asked him if he'd inflict pain on Ganondorf for twenty smash dollars. He was joking, but Merc X wasn't.
"Sure." Merc X said taking off his blaster to clip it to his side.
Taking a pencil, he did his "pencil trick" sending it fast enough to impale in Ganondorf's left leg causing the dark wizard to scream in away. The smashers looked on in horror, but Robbie was awed.
"Here. I was joking earlier, but you don't play at all. Totally worth it!" Robbie said handing over the bill.
"Mental note, fist Robbie." Ganondorf thought as Robbie yanked out the pencil.
"He's nuts." Bowser Jr. said backing away.
"Son, please stay away from him." Bowser said worried for him and the Koopalings. "And tell the others."
Bowser Jr. nodded as the Merc left the patio to locate his room leaving the bleeding Ganondorf to limp to the infirmary. Ganondorf hated seeing Dr. Mario which doubled his resolve to beat Robbie to a pulp. Speaking of Robbie, he came to Kirby's room all giddy.
"You guys see that Merc guy?" He said coming in to see only Ness and Lucas there. "Where's the others?"
"Kirby's chasing Pit over Pringles. They'll be back in an hour. And what about the Merc?" Ness asked.
"I joked that I pay Mercenary X twenty bucks to hurt Ganondorf and he's on his way to Dr. Mario now." Robbie said with a smirk.
"What? Did he blast him or something?" Lucas asked bored.
"Stabbed his leg with a pencil." Robbie said bringing shock to Ness and Lucas.
"What? Stabbed him? Are you serious?" Ness asked concerned. "Is Ganon all right?"
"He'll live and he's limping to the doc as we speak." Robbie said. "Best twenty I ever spent."
"You know Ganon will want to hurt you now for paying him, right?" Lucas pointed out, "And I nor Ness will stop him. I doubt Kaiser, Zoey, Lani, Amber Lee, Alex, Sandy, or Alexa will protect you considering you paid for Ganondorf to be stabbed."
"Oh please, like I'm scared of Ganon." Robbie said leaving the two alone.
"He's screwed, isn't he Lucas?" Ness asked him.
"Yup. I never liked Robbie anyway." Lucas said leaning back. "So it'll be quite the entertainment for me."
The day had came to an end for the Smash Mansion and the newcomers had finished setting up their rooms and unpacking. Kai X was one who couldn't sleep and was up on the roof meditating. However, he wasn't alone with Ryu and Wii Fit doing so as well.
"Can't sleep, either?" Kai X asked.
"I need to calm down before tomorrow." Ryu said taking a breath.
"The cold air helps me to relax." Wii Fit stated trying to achieve a level of zen.
The three was actually let the quiet of night take this until they heard plates and clangs from the house ruining their focus.
"Shit!/Kuso!" Kai X/Wii Fit/Ryu said upset that they were interrupted.
Robbie was running from a now fully healed Ganondorf wearing a bunny hood to try to catch the Villager which their chase led to the roof.
"I can't wait to show you my "pencil trick"!" Ganondorf said cracking his knuckles.
"C'mon, lighten up. Can't you take a joke?" Robbie said falling on his ass.
"Can you two idiots shut the hell up?!" Kai X yelled irate that his meditation was ruined.
"Stay out of this, Mii!" Ganondorf said preparing a Warlock Punch for Robbie. "And here's my present for you, Robbie!"
"I have a name!" Kai X said using the shield to block the attack before charging a forward smash attack. "It's Kai X!"
He released it punching the warlock into the door sending him tumbling down the stairs. Robbie would have thanked Kai if he didn't receive a Foot Flurry sending the Villager down the flight the stairs.
"Is it always like this?" Kai X asked.
"Ganondorf always being a prick and Robbie being the Mansion annoyance, then yes." Wii Fit Trainer said getting up. "I'm off to bed. Too tried to meditate."
Ryu followed suit and later so would Kai X.
"The Smash Mansion. Never thought, I'd be living here. Well, tomorrow is the day where show them how we brawl it out." Kai X said in thought entering his room for a long-awaited sleep.
(A/N: The second chapter for this one was unexpected. Mostly due to having other fanfictions I wanted to work on, but with the internet going on at home. I didn't have too much to work with so this fanfiction got a chapter. And a bit of trivia, if you want to imagine the voices for the Miis, here's who I'd pick.
Kai X – KaiserNeko (think Future Trunks)
RJ – Regina King (think an older Huey Freeman)
Mercenary X – Kent Williams (think Mercenary Tao)
Uzushio – Laura Bailey (think Kushina)