Send in the Miis
A Super Smash Bros fanfiction
(A/N: No fighting yet, we got story to develop. I had to explain some things, and trust me, it's needed.)
As for the Mii pairings, I'd considering. Once again to remind you all:
Villager (Default male, with the red shirt) – Kaiser
Villager (Female with the pink hair and dress) – Zoey
Villager (Male with the alt hairdo, yellow shirt, and black pants) – Lani
Villager (Female with brunette hair, green dress, and stocking) – Amber Lee
Villager (Male with droopy eyes and light blue shirt) – Alex
Villager (Female with yellow dress and updo hairdo) – Sandy
Villager (Male with purple shirt) - Robbie
Villager (Female with droopy eyes) – Alexa
Alex and Alexa are twins.
Chapter 3: Warping Wonders
Morning came across the Smashlands and breakfast was an affair at the Smash Mansion where all got together to eat buffet-style. Well except for our Miis, which aren't up yet.
"I can't believe that Merc guy, he impaled Ganondorf with a pencil!" Dr. Mario said talking to his non-doctor counterpart.
"No way, that's completely nuts." Mario said drinking his morning coffee.
"I know, right." Dr. Mario said. "Then Ganondorf tries to beat that villager, Robbie. Only for them to both get beat up by Kai X. I found them on the stairs still unconscious just this morning. They're better now."
"Hey it's Kai." Kirby said as the double door opened.
Kai X had shown up, but not in the usual wear. Instead, he wore a plain blue men's kimono with green trimmings with green sandals and black shuriken socks. His hitai-ite was around his neck like a loose choker and his shades tucked in his kimono.
"Morning." He said noticing all the stares. "What?"
"Is that your alternate costume or something?" Peach asked awkwardly. "I thought Miis only get one."
"We used to, but we now have multiple. And no, this ain't a costume. It's just my sleepwear." Kai X said taking a seat next to Pit and Kirby. "Now someone pass me a plate please."
Ryu threw one which Kai caught so he could begin filling his plate. Uzushio was next entering in just a short robe tied tightly around her buxom body. Much to some of the male Smashers' joy, the cleavage line was there. Like Kai, she didn't wear her hat.
"Well, good morning to you." Robbie said with a wolf whistle.
He was promptly smacked upside his head by Alexa and Alex. Uzushio rolled her eyes and got to a chair next to Bayonetta joining in the tea. Merc X was next up just wearing gi pants and slip-on shoes. His blaster was clipped to his side and he was shirtless.
"Damn, he ripped." Wendy said gawking at the mercenary's chiseled chest.
He rolled his eyes and took a seat next to Ganondorf and proceeded to take Ganondorf's bowl of oatmeal. When Ganondorf faced him, Merc smashed his fist upside his head before clubbing him with his blaster. He then went to eat like nothing happened.
"What the hell, Merc?" Kai X bellowed pointing to a now unconscious Ganondorf bleeding against the wall.
"Paid job." Merc said flashing a wad of cash.
"Ok, who paid for this?" Link asked getting up from eating.
Everyone looked at Zelda, Sheik, Toon Link, and Link himself. Now they didn't like Ganondorf, so they were looked at first.
"I wouldn't pay for this level of cruelty. It's too petty for my taste." Sheik pointed out to everyone.
Robbie was snickering and Zoey looked at her fellow villager in disgust. Robbie admitted it was him before gulping down his orange juice and leaving the room. Crazy Hand had come for his morning cup of coffee (don't ask how he drinks it) only to see Ganondorf on the wall unconsciousness and bleeding.
"Ok, I'd be concerned, but I really don't care about shit until my morning coffee. So, Dr. Mario can handle it." Master Hand said getting his mug and leaving.
"Thanks, jackass!" Dr. Mario muttered under his breath.
RJ showed up late as usual wearing his samurai helmet and full gear with his sword sheathed on the side. RJ rushed to the counter, and took off his helmet.
"What's he doing?" Ike asked Kai X in confusion.
"Oh, he has his weird morning thing." Kai X remarked calmly. "Watch!"
RJ poured boiling water into his helmet and threw it on his face without so much as a flinch. When they question why, RJ faced them.
"Oh it's just my morning ritual. I throw boiling water to burn my dead skin for fresh healthy skin. It keeps acne away." He said scooping up food to eat.
"That seriously works?" Lucina asked curiously.
RJ didn't answer because his face was stuffed with food. Master Hand came downstairs for coffee and to wish the new Smashers a good morning.
"Master Hand, what version of the Stage Select console?" Kai X asked curiously.
"Other versions of it exist?!" Master Hand said a tad shaken.
"Of course, they do. How do you think the unofficial Project M tournament came about?" Kai X said.
Master Hand went into a spasm. The rumors of the Miis doing all kinds of actions on par with the Hands were more and more being confirmed to be true.
"Project M?" Lucina inquired. "I don't recall a tournament under that name."
"I know of it." A voice said who just entered the dining hall.
The voice belonged to Roy who was with Mewtwo.
"Project M was unofficial brawl fest modifying the Brawl engine. I know of this because me and Mewtwo were invited to come. It was a weird one with movesets modified, bringing back old stages, and making everything HD. It's the reason why me and Mewtwo were brought back officially now. The M tournaments is over for good though, the Mii who ran it retired after the fourth official Smash tournament." Roy explained with Mewtwo nodding along.
"I'm going to assume you had the base standard console." Kai X said to Master Hand. "If that's the case, I have the materials to amplify it to the latest custom console."
Master Hand would pass on the offer, but he had to know how far the Miis had gotten. Master Hand took him up on the offer. So after breakfast and getting into gear, everyone was treated a rare sight, the console room which was next to the Hands' office.
"Ok, the base Smash 4 console is there. And you still have the 64 drive, Melee drive, and the Brawl drive. Even better." Kai X said taking off his shades handing them to Kirby to hold. "Hold this."
Taking a breath, Kai X's eyes glowed a bright blue causing the old drives to rise. Master Hand was once again caught off-guard by this display.
"Calm down, he's a technopath. He can manipulate electronics to do all kinds of stuff." Uzushio said calmly.
Kai X reconfigured every drive around the Smash 4 engine interconnecting them over which blanked out the mainframe briefly. Kai X's eyes returned to normal and he was panted.
"I only recently got this power…it's only been a week since I got it." Kai X said rummaged through his shoulder bag of gadgets.
"How exactly did you get this power?" Crazy Hand asked.
"Oh, I brought it from a visiting warper merchant in the city, Merch." Kai X said casually. "Ever since Miis rose to warper status the village grew into a city of business and battles."
"Warper status?" Bayonetta asked.
The Hands were sweating buckets and the Smashers had a sneaking feeling they knew something about this warper status that they didn't. Kai X has finished the setup inputting the last piece of the new program.
"It's done. Now you'll be able to access past stages in HD and the custom stages made my Miis all over. However, you'll need the custom stage code for the Mii made ones." Kai X said wiping sweat off his face.
"Impressive, Kai. Never thought I'd see the day." Crazy Hand said with a smirk.
The Smashers all wanted an explanation and Master Hand was actually squirming a little. Finally, one of them spoke up.
"So are you going to explain this "warper status" or what?" Toon Link asked.
"I think it's best that I explain this with Kai X. Meet me downstairs, Smashers." Crazy Hand said having to drag Master Hand into the bedroom.
So our Smashers were given the explanation on reality warper and the multiverse in short. Kai X divulged into how Mii Village grew into the metropolis it was now.
"Let me get this straight. We all exist in a fictional plane to a place called Earth Prime. There are a multitude of possible alternate universes and worlds beyond our own. And warpers have ranks?" Pit said recapping.
"They do. The rank system works like this. Level 3 warpers are basically what you were: beings within a fictional work that have no idea that they're fictional. Level 4 warpers, which you all are now because of our little spoiler alert, are aware of their reality and can break something known as "the Fourth Wall". Level 5 warpers can not only break the Fourth Wall, but also warp space and time inside of their universe. Level 6 warpers are the most common as they are level 5 warpers who've ascended to be able to travel across the dimensional pathways like us." Kai X explained.
"Wait, you and the others at Rank 6." Dark Pit said raising an eyebrow.
"There's more Pitoo." Kai X said with a smirk irking Dark Pit.
"Level 7 warpers are the people of Earth Prime, or the real world. While they don't have powers, they can create worlds through their creativity. Basically, all of us were created by some warper out there." Kai X said going into the subject.
"Ok, if that's the case. Then whoever created me must have some style." Bayonetta said adjusting her glasses.
"And a plethora of sexual issues." Dark Pit muttered.
"What was that, Pit-stain?" Bayonetta said one of her guns at his head.
"Nothing." Dark Pit squeaked.
"Thought so, bitch." Bayonetta said darkly putting away her gun.
"Level 8 warpers are extensions of a Level 7 warper's thought manifesting into some form out here. For example, Master and Crazy Hand classify as 8th level warpers." Kai X continued. "Level 9 are the same as Level 8 but more powerful."
"Wait a second, you knew the entire time?!" Link said fuming.
"My fingers were tied and Master Hand insisted I don't tell you. I wanted to tell you since Brawl due to Snake coming here." Crazy Hand said.
"Lastly, there's level 10 warpers. This is a state of being that's practically a rare one to obtain. If a level 7 breaks out the restraints to get to the multiverse, their power of creativity rises to be completely unrestrained. A level of heightened awareness and capable of perfected travel different world across the spectrum. They can create and destroy worlds with a mere flicker of their Flames of Creation." Kai X said darkly. "They are not to be messed with."
This terrified all the Smashers with Kirby nervously asking how many of those existed.
"It's a state very hard to get. I can count those on my hand. The Blackthorn clan, Merch, and Cherie Rose Loveless. There are rumors there might be another in the making." Kai X said before dismissing his last sentence. "But that's just rumor."
So now, the Smashers were aware leading to new interactions, more potential, and more adventures to be had.
(A/N: No need to worry, you'll get your fighting soon enough. There will a poll concerning his fic up that I'll get you people to vote.)