Send in the Miis
A Super Smash Bros fanfiction
(A/N: Only one person voted. He or she will be satisfied!)
Once again to remind you all:
Villager (Default male, with the red shirt) – Kaiser
Villager (Female with the pink hair and dress) – Zoey
Villager (Male with the alt hairdo, yellow shirt, and black pants) – Lani
Villager (Female with brunette hair, green dress, and stocking) – Amber Lee
Villager (Male with droopy eyes and light blue shirt) – Alex
Villager (Female with yellow dress and updo hairdo) – Sandy
Villager (Male with purple shirt) - Robbie
Villager (Female with droopy eyes) – Alexa
Alex and Alexa are twins.
Chapter 5: There Will Be Brawl – Uzushio vs Link
The next fight was announced from Master Hand, Uzushio would be fighting Link with the same rules applies.
"Damn it, I wanted to fight RJ." Link spat.
"Well sucks to be you, I wanted Peach. I'll just settle for pounding your Hylian ass." Uzushio said cracking her knuckles. "I warn you that I play rough."
"Those innuendos are way too obvious. Put some more effort in." Merc X chided.
"Moving on from that, I assume you want a custom stage too, Uzushio." Master Hand asked.
"Damn straight." Uzushio said. "Keycode is 4042000"
Master Hand keyed it in and the title "Battleship Beach" came up.
"Prepare yourselves to be teleported." Master Hand remarked.
"Give us a show!" Crazy Hand said jittery.
Link and Uzushio vanished being coated a white energy, and the Smashers got their snacks hastily to return to the theater to watch the next fight. Bets were split down the middle with Kaiser heading Uzushio's bets and Sandy with Link's bets.
The stage consisted of a a big platform with small floating platforms, a metallic ship stationary on the ocean. The ship was based off a battleship from it was flattened out for street fighting. In the background, you can get a giant sand castle with several characters enjoying the beach. Namely those characters are all characters' people wanted to see in Smash; Shantae, Son Goku, Krystal, Geno, and Issac. Each one is doing something different. Shantae is suntanning, Goku is training, Krystal is her communicator arguing (which many assume is Fox), Geno is meditating, and Issac is watching the fight. ((For reference for what this was based off of, check out Gangplank Galleon from Super Smash Flash 2))
The song wasn't recognizable to any of the Smashers, but Crazy Hand picked up on it.
"Sweet! This stage got a track out from Spindash's album. I love all their Sonic remixes." Crazy Hand raved.
Spindash Planet Wisp - Tetracase - Unlimited Colors - Sonic Remix Album by GameChops began to play as entrances were made. Link appears from within a whirlwind and equips the Master Sword and Hylian Shield. Uzushio leapt off a floating pirate ship before her sword appears in her hand. She says, "My destiny is your defeat."
"Hey! That's my floating pirate ship!" Bowser yelled.
3…2…1…GO! The announcer made the call as Uzushio leapt up to the metal floating platforms to seek out items. She tended to fight best with them. Link wasn't going to let her scope out items first though. Link leapt up to perform the "Shocking Spin" attack getting the pirate empress shocked and get into the metal.
"Not today, Uzushio." Link stated.
There was a brief clash of swords between them before Uzushio dodged to get behind Link. She grabbed him with her free hand. Instead of the normal pummel, her beloved blade is it's sheath as she pulled out a small knife to stab at Link with. She stabbed at his stomach three times drawing blood. Uzushio spat on Link's face before viciously slamming Link's face to the metal floor and stomps on him sending him upward.
The younger smashers (and the rest) were wincing at the brutality displayed the pirate empress. Bayonetta was intrigued.
"The knife. I remember my first time being stabbed with it. I kneed her in the lady parts to free myself." Kai X said.
This got some males to laugh even Bowser Jr.
"The next male to laugh will get a kick in their parts!" Samus spat coldly.
"Slicing Spin!" Uzushio called out unleashing her own spin attack airborne on Link.
Landing on the floating platform, Uzushio prepared for the coup de grace. Pulling back her sword, she charged at Link was falling down.
"Sorry Link, no hard feelings! Blurring Blade!" Uzushio said.
Before Link could attack back, Uzushio stabbing her sword forward multiple times and finishing in a high-knockback stab sending Link into the water.
"Uzushio, you bit-" Link scream floundering in the water before a shark came out the water.
It bit into Link and shook him around like a ragdoll with blood splatter all over the place.
"Oh yeah, there's why that stage was banned in the national circuits." RJ remarked. "Too many Miis were traumatized. I remember they ran out the sick bastard who made that addon."
"I'll miss him. I loved throwing people down to the sharks." Merc X said sadly.
The shark dragged Link underwater and he finally lost his stock. Link returned on stage, and Uzushio took time to taunt. She pulled out a pirate's mug of rum and chugged it before tossing it. Link was not having any of that, and came down using his brief invincibility to lay blows on Uzushio. Link gave Uzushio a two-handed, lunging downward slash. Uzushio snagged up an Assist Trophy hoping for someone good.
Out of it came Proto Man with the trademark whistle!
"Older brother?!" Mega Man said in shock.
Proto Man appearing in front of Link launching an assault on Link dashing back and forth with his shield. He also attacks by rapidly firing yellow-colored shots from his Proto Buster. Can't help that Link can't hit Proto and had to fend off Uzushio. Then, the Smash Ball graced it's appearance. Link was close to getting it too and land some good hits on it.
"Oh crap!" Uzushio said as Link was going to down thrust on the Smash Ball.
Then, Proto Man fired his Big Bang Shot. The green blast didn't hit Link, but it nailed the Smash Ball giving it Uzushio.
"Oh come on!" Link pouted.
"Sorry love, but game's over!" Uzushio said.
Leaping back, she raised her sword as glowed a dark blue.
"Final Bloodstained Edge!" Uzushio shouted.
The glowing sword started unleashing many low-knockback crescents of dark red after Link. True to it's name, each blow slashed at Link spraying blood all the over the place before hitting off-screen ending the match.
"Game!" The announcer called out.
The screen shattered into piece to reveal Uzushio sheathing her sword winking suggestively to the audience before walking away. Her victory theme that playing was a bit from Nico Robin's Theme from One Piece.
"The winner is…Pirate Empress Uzushio!" The announcer said as the battle stats came up.
Uzushio and Link returned from battle and Kaiser was joyful to have won his bet. Bayonetta was impressed with the combat, but Uzushio made a rivalry out of Zelda and Link. Link left for his seat and Uzushio was congratulated by RJ.
"Now for our next match. RJ, you'll be taking on Pit." Crazy Hand said still wanting more combat.
"Just don't pick that stage." Pit said nervously.
"Trust me, I don't like that stage either." RJ said getting up out his seat.
(A/N: Two fights down, two to go.)