Send in the Miis
A Super Smash Bros fanfiction
Once again to remind you all:
Villager (Default male, with the red shirt) – Kaiser
Villager (Female with the pink hair and dress) – Zoey
Villager (Male with the alt hairdo, yellow shirt, and black pants) – Lani
Villager (Female with brunette hair, green dress, and stocking) – Amber Lee
Villager (Male with droopy eyes and light blue shirt) – Alex
Villager (Female with yellow dress and updo hairdo) – Sandy
Villager (Male with purple shirt) - Robbie
Villager (Female with droopy eyes) – Alexa
Alex and Alexa are twins.
Chapter 5: There Will Be Brawl – Samurai RJ vs Pit
The next fight was announced from Master Hand, RJ would be fighting Pit with the same rules applied.
"Select your stage, RJ." Master Hand said to him.
"Key code is 2550075." RJ said readying his sword.
Master Hand keyed it in and title "Gamers' Graveyard" came up.
"Prepare for teleportation." Master Hand groaned.
"Spill lots of blood for us!" Crazy Hand said as RJ and Pit were consumed with the white light.
Palutena insisted that nobody place bets this time, but Dark Pit blatantly bet against Pit with Robbie much to her chargin.
The stage was in the form a graveyard features a full moon on a night sky. There were some of the headstones to which the Smasher can see names on him. (It's similar to most straight path stages, but with no pit.) "Sonic "When He Was Good" 1991-2006", "Princess Elise (Died of the Clap)", and "Krillin (Again) Age XXX" on the headstones got cheap laughs out of the Smashers (except Sonic). One tombstone had Mario, Pikachu, and Link coming out the grave like zombies with their headstone saying, "Nintendo Never Dies". The stage was flat having no pit, only leaving off-screen and in the air for options of defeat.
Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2 - Chūnin Exams Finals – Rooftop began to play as entrances were made. Pit came down from a heavenly light as per his normal entrance. RJ came down riding on a Zapdos before leaping off it as the legendary took off. He says, "Steel yourself!"
3…2…1…GO! The announcer made the call as RJ took the odd approach. He taunted by sheathing his blade, crosses his arms, and looks upward as a bit of a breeze blows through him. This triggered a mini event akin to Snake's Codec and Palutena's Guidance. Out of the graves floated out three ghosts, Sonic, Princess Elise, and Krillin.
"I didn't think angels would be fighting here." Krillin remarked.
"Of course, they. Pit and his dark wonder twin fight amongst the smashers all the time." Sonic mused. "His strengths are in his combos, but he's shit in jumping and aerial attacks."
"Well, I think that-" Elise said before Sonic turned to her.
"Shut the hell up, Elise!" Sonic said punching her in the face knocking her back into her grave. "Useless bimbo."
"We get it, she ruined your life with Sonic '06." Krillin said. "No need to wail on her."
"Don't you ever mention that game, you bald bastard!" Sonic said returning to his grave.
"I swear he's got an attitude problem." Krillin said returning to his grave.
The smashers found this odd. Robbie was laughing at the Sonic '06 joke prompting Sonic to give him a black eye. Master Hand was arguably sniggering along with Crazy Hand.
Pit and RJ clashed with their blade going on the offensive. RJ caught Pit in a grab with his free hand. Like Uzushio, his blade is rest back in it's sheath to use his bare hand. In those four pummels, he used his hand to hit a different pressure point. To complete the attack, RJ front kicks Pit away.
"トルネードショット! (Tornado Shoot!)" RJ said spinning in place.
He slashes in the air, sending a swirling gale forward in a line directly at Pit.
"Defend!" Pit said summoning two orbitars that generate shields on either side of him.
The tornado reflected off the shields returning to RJ which hammered the samurai sending him crashing into a gravestone which gave extra damage. The shields faded and RJ took this profundity to attack, launch himself forward with a somersaulting hitting Pit to deliver a single slash, which damages and knocks Pit back further while causing the samurai to gain some vertical height. Items made their appearance and Pit got a Pokéball in his hand. The Smash Ball floated by and RJ leapt up to reach it only for Pit to throw down the Pokéball. Out of it came Hitmonlee who it extends its leg before screaming at the top of it's lungs and jumps in the air in an long arc towards RJ and Smash Ball. Right on time, the samurai caught Hitmonlee's attack with Blade Counter to which the counterattack hit the Smash Ball breaking it.
"Well that was unexpected." Palutena said.
"Ha! Kick his ass, RJ!" Dark Pit jeered.
"Oh boy, RJ's going to show off his new Final Smash!" Uzushio said excitedly.
"NEW FINAL SMASH?!" All the smashers and Hand said in unsion.
"You'd swear it was the choir for the Brawl anthem in here." Merc X thought checking his ear.
"Yeah, he's one of the few Miis who up and rewired his Final Smash. Only about 10% of the Mii population had succeeded. But it's rising. Soon, I'll be one of them. Bet on it." Kai X said determined.
"I'm getting there, soon enough." Merc X said darkly.
The implications of this were interesting to the Smashers, but nightmare fuel for the Hands. Miis able to create their own Final Smash! The Smashers and the Miis watched with anticipation.
Before Pit could fire his arrows at RJ, RJ activated the Smash Ball and the screen went pitch black only seeing Pit and the outline of the stage. RJ glided into the darkness and he couldn't be seen.
"What is it?!" Pit sputtered terrified.
"Say hello the Shinigami for me." RJ said in the darkness.
"Shinigami?" Pit said confused.
Before Pit could say anything more, slashes hit from all directions. The Smashers only saw the white outlines as he sliced at Pit. No blood is shown from the hits, but the screams of pain from Pit made up for it. RJ suddenly materialized on the center of the stage sword coated in blood.
"This is the end for you." RJ said before sheathing his sword.
The loud clang resonated the final slash (which was oddly black) went through Pit sending the angel airborne off-screen resulting loss of stock. The arena returned to normal signaling the end of the Final Smash.
"So cool!" Female Robin mused.
"Brilliant and brutal. Each hit was focused on slashing at the parts of the body that would bring the most pain." Dark Pit said with a smirk.
"Poor Pit." Palutena said sadly.
"So that's the attack, the Dance of the Shinigami." Uzushio said. "I'm impressed."
"Man, I need my own Final Smash!" Kai X said. "I'll just have to train and make my own."
Pit was returned to the stage rather shell-shocked from being the first victim for the new Final Smash from RJ. He didn't even use his brief invincibility to do any attacks of RJ. It wasn't until RJ delivered an Airborne Assault to Pit's face that Pit snapped out of it. Pit got up to shoot a bluish white, ethereal arrow from his Palutena Bow nailing RJ in his stomach. RJ tore the arrow out of his stomach, but Pit kept firing at him. RJ used his Tornado Shot to deflect or at least cancel out some arrows before getting an Assist Trophy. Out of it came Shadow the Edgelord(Hedgehog).
"Chaos…Control, bitch!" Shadow said being "edgy" by releasing the field of energy that slowed Pit's movement.
"Oh come on!" Pit said in a slurred tone.
RJ took the chance to finish this match running up to Pit. He leaps and performs a series of three corkscrewing slashes over their head hitting Pit before RJ touches the ground, launching Pit on the last hit. Shadow disappeared and the arena's slowdown effect dissipated. RJ unleashes a series of strikes above his head while rising into the air hitting Pit sending the angle hurdling in an angle. Pit and RJ were still trading blows before RJ and Pit got bob-ombs. They were close to each other and they both hurled the bombs. Then Pit realized RJ had 2 stocks and he only had one. He wasn't one to swear, but he picked some up from Dark Pit.
"Oh shit!" Pit said the Bob-omb blew up in his face.
Both were hurled off-stage by the explosion and the match was over.
"Game!" The announcer said.
The screen was sliced in half. RJ, covered in enemy blood looking battle damage sheathing his sword and saying, "I fight to defend the weak." to the audience before disappearing in a plume of smoke. His victory theme that played was a bit from Samurai Jack's Theme.
"The winner is…Samurai RJ!" The announcer said as the battle stats came up.
The fighters were returned as cheers came for a good match, and Palutena told Pit he put up a good fight.
"Merc X, you're up. You'll be fighting…Lucas." Master Hand said.
"Me?" Lucas said nervously.
"Oh great, put me up against a freaking kid. Kai gets Ganon, Uzushio gets Link, and RJ even got Pit." Merc X said annoyed.
"I have a better idea. Merc X, you'll fight Peach!" Crazy Hand said.
"Oh hell n-" Mario said before Crazy Hand flicked Nintendo's golden boy out of the room.
"Any objections?" Crazy Hand said.
They shook their heads, and the next match was soon to begin.
(A/N: The last match is next, are you excited?)