Title: The ARK Angels of DX in Monster Ink
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Batista, CM Punk, The Beautiful People, Edge, Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Stephanie and Chris Jericho, The McCools
Summary: An evil spirit takes possession of Batista and CM Punk and chaos ensues for the RAW locker room. DX discover that the problem is tattooed on the two Superstars but can Shawn and Hunter help them and protect their family at the same-time?
Chapter Twenty Nine - Getting Even with Dad
Monday Night RAW, Mohegan Sun arena, Connecticut at 9pm:
Mr. McMahon came out to address the fans who were as confused to see the owner of the WWE standing in the middle of the WWE ring after so long. Automatically they started to boo him and he soaked it all up, it was like he never left.
MCMAHON: Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to the first RAW run by the McMahons and only the McMahons from now on. [the boos continue] The days of DX running things are over, the McMahons are back in business which is the business of putting on the best wrestling show the world has ever seen! We've got a jam packed show for you tonight, including a World Championship match between John Cena and JBL. [the fans sound confused] We also have a Women's Championship match between Trish Stratus and Kelly Kelly [the fans sound even more confused] and that match will be starting right now.
Kelly Kelly's music hit and she came out wearing a DX t shirt and the fans started to cheer, when Vince saw her he told her to take it off and when she did she had a black bikini top on underneath with a 'D' on one side and an 'X' on the other in fluorescent green. The fans went wild while Vince McMahon scowled at her and stormed to the back. When the Superstars saw him coming they tried not to laugh at how furious he was at Kelly Kelly's DX attire.
"If any of you think of doing what Kelly Kelly just did you better think again. You're only making it harder on these people by bringing DX up, if you cared about those people as much as you say you do you'll help them forget DX altogether because they're not coming back!" Vince said but the wrestlers didn't believe him and they were barely listening to what he had to say. When the Women's match was over Vince was shocked at the sound of Kelly Kelly's music playing and he ran to the gorilla position and saw that Kelly Kelly had indeed beaten Trish Stratus for the Women's Championship!
"Was that supposed to happen?" Shane asked his father who stared angrily at Kelly Kelly and Trish Stratus as they came back through the curtain.
"What is the meaning behind all this, you weren't supposed to win!" Vince said to Kelly Kelly.
"Well we figured you messed up our storylines so we'd mess up yours," Trish said.
"You were supposed to dominate Kelly Kelly and then join up with The McMahons!" Vince said furiously, "Didn't you see the run sheet?"
"I wasn't at the meeting this afternoon remember? Not that I would have joined up with you anyway after what you did to DX," Trish said and Vince crossed his arms with a smirk on his face.
"Oh I think you will join up with The McMahons, because if you don't your husband is FIRED!" Vince said and Trish shook her head.
"You're going to fire Randy after the great work he's been doing on RAW? Yeah that makes a lot of sense. Of course if you did fire him it would give him time to paint our new house and oh I don't know - find DX and bring them back,"
Vince gulped at that suggestion but Shane wasn't fazed by Trish's threats, "DX aren't coming back Trish and the sooner you all realize that the better of we'll all be," he said to the wrestlers who weren't happy that The McMahons were bullying the locker room after just being back in business for one day.
The fans suddenly started cheering and Vince looked out at the match from the gorilla position "What was that?" Vince said looking out at the match between Kofi Kingston and Randy Orton. Kofi Kingston had 'DX' written on his trunks and he just crotch-chopped Randy Orton and pinned him for the 1-2-3. "That wasn't supposed to happen!" Vince cried alarmed, it was clear what was happening - the RAW locker room was rebelling and showing their allegiance to DX by having pro-DX wrestlers wrestle the heels and go over with the victory. They weren't listening to The McMahons at all and their plan was working because a huge "We want DX!" chant broke out in the Mohegan Sun arena and the RAW locker room smiled when they heard it.
"You hear that Vince? It's the sound of respect, something you'll never hear as long as you're against DX. Maybe you're the one who needs to join us huh?" Trish said and Vince's face darkened.
"Not on your life Trish Stratus, you all will come around I'll make sure of that," Vince said and Trish shook her head as he walked away.
"There goes one sad old man," she said to herself as Randy's arm wrapped itself around her shoulders and they both watched Kelly Kelly jumping up and down excitedly.
"I can't believe I'm the new Women's Champion, this pro DX campaign rules! I'm gonna spray paint DX over the belt so the fans see it every time I wrestle," Kelly Kelly said.
"That's a great idea Double K we might have a good thing going here, as long as we have a pro-DX babyface the fans will continue to demand to see DX and there's nothing Vince can do about it," Randy said.
"Oh there is something he can do about it," Trish said knowing how Vince McMahon planned to turn the pro-DX tide, "Some people never learn," she said as Vince bumped into the angry form of Cheyenne Michaels.
"I want my daddy back!" she yelled angrily and Vince tried to get passed her.
"Not now Cheyenne I have a show to produce," Vince said and he turned right into Cameron.
"Looks like the locker room's doing just fine without your input," Cameron said, "You know it would be better for all of us and your own personal health if you did the right thing instead of the wrong thing,"
"And why's that?" Vince said.
"Because if you do the right thing you wouldn't have the ARK Angels in your face; you're not going to get away with this Vince, DX will be back," Cameron assured Vince McMahon but the confident billionaire just laughed at him.
"You just keep telling yourself that," he said patting Cameron on the head patronizingly and Cheyenne took his hand and twisted it by the wrist into a hammerlock, "Argh, get her off me!" Vince yelled trying to pull his hand back but Cheyenne was too strong.
"What did you do to my daddy?" Cheyenne demanded and she whipped Vince McMahon into the wall with high impact and Vince was so shaken yet amazed by her strength that he quickly ran away from her and out of the arena. Cheyenne went to run after him but Cameron held her back.
"That'll do Chey," he said as Cheyenne glared angrily into the parking lot at the black hearted mogul while Linda and Shane went after him and the wrestlers laughed at how Cheyenne just manhandled Vince McMahon.
"With Cheyenne around we don't have to worry about Vince McMahon bullying us around," Mickie James said shaking GPS' hand, she had quite a grip for a 4 year-old girl.
"Chey won't be able to protect you for much longer, we'll be rescuing our parents in a few days," Cameron said and Cheyenne jumped up and down excitedly.
"How are you gonna do that?" John Cena asked Cameron.
"With help from a friend of mom's," Cameron replied and all the wrestlers looked at Trish, "Not her," Cameron said and Trish and Randy smiled because they knew who the friend was and soon so would the whole world.
"Stay awake," said CM Punk and Velvet Sky opened her eyes and saw a ghastly looking man with black rings around his eyes staring back at her with a smile. She would have screamed if it wasn't for the huge necklace weighing her down, she looked at her fingers they were encrusted with diamond rings and she had diamonds in her ears as well. She looked down at herself and saw that she was wearing a black velvet dress that went all the way down to her ankles and she was in huge room with crystal chandeliers and expensive antique furniture. Most shocking of all though was CM Punk's attire, he was wearing a suit, a very expensive suit with his long black hair tied back in a ponytail. Just when she thought he couldn't change anymore he blew her mind once again. The room they were in was absolutely massive with a high ceiling and bay windows that opened out onto a veranda from where she could see the remote location in which she was located. There were no other houses around just rows of rows of forest green and trees. She turned and saw Dave Batista who too was wearing a suit but that was nothing new, it was much better than the scaly skin of the dragon anyway. "Well, what do you think?" Punk asked her.
"Where are we?" Velvet asked Punk.
"Upstate New York," Punk replied.
"What happened to Philly?" Velvet asked him and Punk scoffed.
"You can't buy a mansion like this in Philly, Jericho said this was the best place to live and he should know being married to a McMahon and all," Punk said and suddenly the last few days came back to Velvet and she remembered seriously wanting to get her hands on Jericho and strangle him. Now Jericho was giving her boyfriend real estate advice she had even more reason to do so.
"Punk do you know what Chris Jericho's done to you?" Velvet said gently trying to keep her temper under control.
"Yes, he gave me great advice on how to make you happy," Punk said.
"If you wanna make me happy you stop listening to Chris Jericho," Velvet said, "He had you cursed Punk, you and Batista. He's turned you into criminals bent on doing whatever you want, however you want and controlling people who might get in your way by putting them to sleep or in Batista's case attacking them and when he's got what he wants he's gonna screw you, he's not gonna protect you forever!"
"Chris Jericho has nothing to do with our powers, people are always going to try and get in your way Velvet that's why you have to get rid of them. That's why we helped Chris Jericho get rid of DX, now he can finally have peace of mind and Dave and I get the satisfaction of never having to worry about those two pests ever again," Punk said and Velvet couldn't believe what she just heard.
"You got rid of DX?" she said incredulously and Punk nodded with a laugh.
"You'll never believe how we did it, we dropped then in the fifth largest cave in the Sonoran Desert," he said.
"Lechuguilla?" Velvet asked.
"Yeah, they don't have any food or water - they'll be dead in three days," Punk said and Velvet couldn't believe it. She ran to what she thought was the bathroom and threw up in the toilet.
"My boyfriend's a murderer and Chris Jericho's gonna pin everything on him and Batista," she said to herself unable to accept what she just heard as fact but it was and it was all because of Chris Jericho. She had to get to him, she had to make him reverse everything so that Punk would go back to normal. In order to do that she would have to make Punk think that she was okay with what he and Batista had done. She flushed the toilet and splashed some water on her face then looked at herself in the mirror over the bathroom sink. The woman looking back at her was dolled up like a debutante and was a far cry from the real Velvet Sky. She longed to pull the fancy diamond berets out of her hair and the diamond earrings out of her ears but she had to maintain the façade that she was happy with things like this until she got her hands on Jericho, then finally the real Velvet Sky would come out and she wasn't going to be in a very good mood.
"Velvet are you alright?" Punk asked coming over to her concerned and Velvet turned to him with a smile.
"Yes I'm fine, I just didn't feel too good," she said.
"Well we're going to Jericho's he wants us to do something for the McMahons. Are you well enough to come with us?" Punk asked and Velvet smiled.
"Come with you to see Jericho? Sure, I have to thank him for helping you make me happy," Velvet said and Punk smiled and hugged her tightly.
"I knew you'd like this, I guess you were right Dave, women only care about money," Punk said and the words pierced Velvet's heart like a harpoon. Punk had no idea who she really was, he'd hypnotized himself into believing a lie and the sooner she got her hands on Chris Jericho, the sooner Punk could be the nice guy he really was instead of the monster he'd become.
Women's ward, Coral Ridge Psychiatric Hospital, Fort Lauderdale, FL at midnight:
Amy sat up in her room which was so hot nobody could come in, the only time she ever cooled down was when she saw the nice man who had escorted her to the hospital but after awhile even he stopped coming to visit her - the heat was just too much. The heat of course was coming from her Righteous Indignation; she was angrier than she'd ever been in her entire life because of the actions of Chris Jericho and The McMahons and the anger could be felt by everything and everyone around her. She was confined in a small room where she only had herself and the Lord for company. The small room was like a furnace and she would burn with Righteous Indignation until her family was reunited or she was able to go find them herself.
As much as Trish didn't like it, God had told her that Amy would indeed be allowed to find DX but she would not find them alone. The ARK Angels would go with her, so would Edge, V.1, Aqua Libre and Rey Mysterio. This band of rescuers would not be safe from Batista and Punk so God gave Amy a friend who would be more than enough protection for them as they rescued DX. Amy was about to find out who that friend was right now.
"Hey Ames," said a croaky voice and Amy looked around but she didn't see anybody.
"Who's there?" she asked looking around.
"Down here," the voice said again but Amy looked down and didn't see anybody.
"Great now I'm going crazy," she said.
"No you're not," the voice said again and a long tongue licked her face and Amy wiped the saliva from her face and got up looking around to see where that had come from.
"What's going on, who's in here with me?" she said looking around frantically, then she rubbed her right arm and it felt moist, "What the?" she said looking down at her tattoo and the green monster winked at her and she jumped back in surprise.
"Hey Big Red," the green monster said but Amy didn't quite know how to respond; she was quite familiar with tattoos coming to life now but the last one she expected to come alive was her own.
"Hey," was all she could say back.
"It's a little hot in here don't you think?" the green monster asked her.
"Not hot enough," Amy replied her face tightening with rage.
"I hear you Big Red I know what those monsters have done to your family. Action must be taken and that's why I'm here," the green monster said and Amy smiled.
"God brought you to life to help me find Shawn, Hunter and Joanie?" she said ecstatically.
"Yes but first we have to convince that nice guy that's always talking to you that you need some air," the green monster said.
"How do you know about that guy?" Amy asked.
"I've been watching you for awhile now Amy, I know when a guy likes you. Its just as-well for him that Shawn isn't here," the green monster replied and Amy laughed.
"But I'll be supervised outside," Amy said.
"That won't stop me Big Red," the green monster replied and Amy smiled.
"Okay," she said and her Righteous Indignation started to abate.
"That's better, by morning you'll be outside and we'll be on our way," the green monster said and Amy stroked his head.
"Thanks green buddy, I always knew you were a special tattoo. I think I'll call you Gash," she said.
"Gash?" the green monster said, "a strong sweeping cut made with a sharp instrument - yeah I could get used to that,"
"It also means dreary or gloomy in appearance," Amy said.
"Even better," Gash replied and Amy rubbed her tattoo and lay back in her plain white hospital bed.
"Until tomorrow then Gash," she said and she kissed her tattoo who smiled back at her, tomorrow his game face would be on and no-one would be smiling.