Kagome fell asleep with the determination to finish all the things she had put off for 'one day'. With sango, she had made a plan to make the guys tell her what they wanted to know. A simple Truth and Dare game(without the dares!).Easy enough to get them into.
So, after noon, they all were sitting under a tree waiting to find out why kagome invited everyone here. Even sesshomaru had bothered to show up.
She met them with sango by her side and a winning smile. "Ok, before we start this session of who knows what, you all have to promise that
1. you will not get mad
2. you will not try to kill anyone
3. you will play honestly
On your honor.
OK? Those aren't so hard!"
Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow "We assembled here to play a game?"
Kagome replied sweetly "Essentially, yes, but it is a grown-up game."
"Grown-up's don't play games." Was his bored reply.
"Just take the oath will you?" Kagome asked and looked so fierce that everybody agreed readily.
"Ok then,...we're going to spin this little arrow shaped rock and since we're all sitting in a circle ,it will land on one of us. Then that person has to answer questions from each of us."
Sesshomaru was amused. Trust his brother's crazy miko to come up with such a stupid game...yet ...he couldn't wait until it was his brothers turn...he was gonna get it good! heheh!
"ok let's get started!"
She spinned the fateful rock.
The first time it landed on Miroku who was grinning like an idiot.
"ok... I'll ask first" said kagome "what do you think of all the times when your just sitting there quietly?"
Miroku grinned and replied "if i told you
1. you'll be glad you didn't invite the kids and
2. sango will kill me so...you get my meaning."
Sango hit him with her elbow.
She looked disgusted, and muttered "Pervert" under her breath.
Inuyasha took the next turn. "ok...so ...do you wish to die or what, when you bug Sango...you know she knocks you out...so why?" he looked at Miroku with confused eyes.
Miroku answered "The reward is far greater then the punishment, Inuyasha! I thought you would have figured that out by now!"
If I hadn't taken the stupid oath...that stupid monk would have been unconscious right now! thought Sango. She gritted her teeth as a way to control her anger as sesshomaru asked his question
"Same question as Inuyasha really...why do you insist that you be invalid half of your life?"
The monk replied off-handedly "same question, same answer."
It was Sango's turn.
Miroku gulped.
"Do you happen to know that you will not be able to get up for a week as soon as this oath expires?"
Miroku turned yellow... "n..no"
Sango in a know-it-all way "Well you are. Prepare yourself."
Kagome smiled cheerfully. "That was quite enjoyable...lets do it again!" She spun the rock.
It landed on sango.
Kagome took off. "How would you prefer to die?"
Sango looked up without hesitation and with determination in her eyes, replied "Avenging my family and villagers!"
Sesshomaru commented "figures...stupid human feelings...hhmph...why can't you kill Naraku...without hoping to die yourself?"
Inuyasha ignored sesshomaru and asked, "ok...so what is it with you and the monk? I mean...if he annoys you so much then why don't you just kill him and be over with it?"
Sango looked thoughtful. "you know..." she began slowly "I don't ever think I thought of that before!" she looked enlightened. "Thanks Inuyasha...I'll do it one day when we finish off Naraku...so he'll have time to finish his dream in life.."
"Apparently not his only one!" Kagome snickered.
"... and then he really annoys me!" Sango finished.
Miroku looked at her happily "That means I'm free until then!"
Inuyasha snorted and rolled his eyes.
Sesshomaru asked "Why don't you finish off your brother? He's tried to kill you, has killed your family and is your enemy so why do you hold back?"
Sango answered, her voice laced with venom. "kohaku is my family and he wasn't aware of what he was doing at the time...I cant just sentence him to death!"
"Just as I thought. More petty human emotions." Sesshomaru muttered under his breath, momentarily forgetting that he was sitting in everyone's earshot. Needless to say, he got a whole lot of angry stares.
It was miroku's turn. He was about to ask the trademark question. "Sango my dear...will you-"
Sango gave him an 'I hope you die now!' glare and shouted "NO!"
Kagome spun the arrow head again. This wasn't turning out as fun as she imagined.
It landed on Sesshomaru. He raised an eyebrow. Nothing unusual about that.
Sango took off immediately "What is that fluffy boa thing?"
Sesshomaru replied, bored "My tail. Have you got that out of your system now?...next!"
A more than slightly suicidal monk asked "Is Rin you're mat-?"
Luckily for the monk though, his suicide plan failed and Sesshomaru simply growled and interrupted with a quick "daughter"
Inuyasha asked his question slyly, his eyes showing clear signs of trying to control laughter. "Who calls you by the name Fluffy?"
Everyone else started to choke and gag. Sesshomaru was startled at first but narrowed his eyes and replied angrily "No one but my dear about-to-be-dead hanyou brother!"
When the laughter had subsided a bit kagome asked meekly.
"Ummm...what do you do to your hair to make it so silky?"
Everyone looked at her as if she were mad...which if she thought about what she just did...she probably was. Right , so go and after trapping a deadly demon lord in an oath on his honor, ask him a beauty question.
Slightly weird, and suicidal, considering that he could kill her with a flick of his hand.
Sango openly gaped at her friend. "Who know that kagome had the guts to go ask such a stupid question.
No way would he tell everyone that!...okay so the consequences of annoying his brother were not as little as he thought.
But he had taken an oath on his honor...not to disrespected...fine if the wench wanted to know ...she would find out...fine with him...hehehe...this might be a shock.
He answered a little too eagerly "I soak it in blood once in a week." And enjoyed the extremely scared faces in front of him.
Their mouths were open, without a bit of self –control...pathetic humans! He decided to continue freaking them out like that and smirked.
"What?" He asked, coating his smug filled voice with innocence. "I am a demon after all."
They gaped at him even harder.
Even his brother was stupid enough to believe him...stupid Inuyasha... he knew him for his entire life and still he thought...hehehehe...pathetic!
"Astonished? Don't worry, Inuyasha...hanyou blood stains my hair...human works best!" he replied, his eyes lighting up. He looked entirely too enthusiastic.
No wait a minute...his brother looked too happy while saying that...he was smirking That bastard! Liar!
Sesshomaru noticed that Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango were beginning to recover from shock, while kagome was stuck in place.
Slowly, her eyes started to cloud with hate and she reached out to touch the demon lord's hand. He didn't cringe until she purified him so hard that he felt a violent shock.
That purifying power would have killed a low level demon.
"What are you...wench!" He didn't know she was so powerful.
Kagome yelled back "Serves you right for killing humans mere-"
She stopped. Sesshomaru was a sight to behold. He was smiling. A good, humored, natural smile. Not so good for their lives.
"Wench ,you believed me?...you are more gullible then I thought. No I am not blood thirsty and he grabbed her hand and easily pulled her ear close to his mouth. "I use a herb used to reduce swelling mixed with lemon if you must know."
He didn't know why he was telling her that...perhaps he felt sorry for how much fear was emanating out of her body...heh...pathetic humans.
He didn't bother to wait but rather pushed her back and after spinning the rock, said in a bored voice, "Hey, you wench...ask a question from my dear brother."
Kagome had recovered but was still outraged.
"So tell me Inuyasha," she began, with a sarcasm dipped innocence "how do you manage not to kill your brother?"
Inuyasha grinned. Oh, she was annoyed now! "I don't."
Kagome looked taken aback as though she didn't expect an answer. "oh... I thought so...yeah..."
Before kagome could say something else really stupid, Sango cut in.
"So Inuyasha, what do you plan to do when you complete the shikon jewel?"
Inuyasha looked around confidently, "im gonna use it to become a full demon and then rule the world! muwahahah!"
Sesshomaru looked amused.
Kagome looked hurt but Inuyasha didn't notice.
Miroku looked at Inuyasha with exasperation.
Sango raised an eyebrow and gave him an 'I wish you'd grow up' look.
"Oh really dear brother? YOU want to rule the world? Hhhmmmm...That would be quite interesting...such high thoughts..."
"Any way...Inuyasha ...moving on...mind telling us what exactly you were doing when the miko and I changed bodies?"
Sesshomaru could barely hide his amusement now. hehehe...this was going to be priceless...after all...he wasn't the one Inuyasha was kissing...it was kagome!
Kagome gagged, I had wanted to know this but didn't want to offend Sesshomaru. Oh well, looked like he was insisting that everyone knew. Inuyasha turned four shades lighter while Sesshomaru looked more amused then ever and Sango stared.
Inuyasha made a face and turned away. There was no way he was going to answer that!
Especially not in everyone's presence!
Stupid Sesshomaru...he was gonna get it!
Goddamn that stupid oath!
Sesshomaru continued with an air of authority "You know Inuyasha, you took an oath on your honor...you don't have to answer...but you'll have none anyway...so your choice basically..." he grinned.
Everyone stared.
Sesshomaru grinned.
Wow.
He was enjoying this more then he thought.
What was the world coming to?
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Sesshomaru grinning.
Wow.
R&R plz.
It has been too long!
Not one single review goddamn it!
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Plz review?