Title: The ARK Angels of DX in Monster Ink
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Batista, CM Punk, The Beautiful People, Edge, Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Stephanie and Chris Jericho, The McCools
Summary: An evil spirit takes possession of Batista and CM Punk and chaos ensues for the RAW locker room. DX discover that the problem is tattooed on the two Superstars but can Shawn and Hunter help them and protect their family at the same-time?
Chapter Thirty One - The Getaway
The Hardyz, Cameron, NC at 10am:
Jeff Hardy came up behind his brother and yawned loudly in his ear, Matt elbowed him in the chest and told him to go away.
"What are you doing out here anyway?" Jeff asked rubbing the feeling back into his chest, Matt appeared to be doing some kind of Tai Bow on the front lawn, the Sensei of Mattitude was becoming one with himself in the most hilarious way.
"What are you doing up before noon that's what I wanna know," Matt asked.
"I can't sleep I've got this feeling something really weird is going to go down," Jeff said.
"Oh yeah, how come?" Matt asked and Jeff shrugged.
"I don't know I just feel awake," Jeff answered looking down through the woods a little away from Matt's house and suddenly the two brothers were startled by a small tremor that grew into a large tremor then it became crystal clear that the ground was moving and something large was coming from the woods.
"What the Hell?" Matt said as a large green monster appeared on the horizon, "ARGHHH!" Matt screamed and ran back into the house.
"WHOA!" Jeff said as Gash made his unannounced appearance at the Hardyz with Anointed Amy on his right shoulder.
"Tell Jeff I said hi," Amy told Gash from 5k ft in the air.
"The Anointed one says hi," Gash said to Jeff who was so excited by the big green monster he could barely contain himself.
"Matt get out here its just Amy!" Jeff called back into the house.
Matt was under the covers in his bedroom trembling when a big green face with eyes like fire stared at him through his bedroom window. Matt was about to scream again when the reassuring smile of his ex-girlfriend and former Team Xtreme member Amy lit up the whole room.
"Amy?" he said perplexed and she knocked on the glass and told him to open the window. He came over tentatively and pulled up the window his hands shaking so violently as he peered into the giant eyes of the big green monster. Amy took him by the arms and instantly he stopped shaking.
"It's alright Sensei, this is my green meanie Gash. Gash say hi to Matt," Amy said.
"Hi Matt," Gash replied and the whole of Cameron shook at the volume of his voice.
"Hi," Matt said faintly, "Why are you travelling with this big green monster Amy?"
"This isn't any big green monster, doesn't he look familiar?" Amy asked Matt who tried his best to look at Gash objectively but it wasn't easy he was the scariest thing Matt had ever seen. The sudden flicker of recognition appeared across Matt's face and he found himself smiling.
"Oh my God," he said and he looked at Amy's right arm, her green meanie tattoo was gone, it had grown up and he was now looking at it face-to-face, "Your tattoo came to life!" Matt realized and Amy nodded.
"He's a quick one," Gash said.
"Don't be disrespecting my ex-boyfriend Gash, come on let's go," Amy said gesturing for Matt to come out through the window and climb onto Gash.
"Where are we going?" Matt asked climbing out the window onto Gash who put him on his right shoulder.
"I have to pick up the ARK Angels and go and rescue DX," Amy replied and Matt nodded, it was starting to make sense now.
"I guess if you're going to get DX out of the fifth largest cave in the world a 5k ft monster would be the way to go," he said and he looked around for his brother, "Hey where's Jeffrey?" he said and Amy pointed up and Matt looked up and saw Jeff on Gash's head looking down at the trees below, "Oh no, Jeff don't do it!" Matt cried out knowing what Jeff meant to do.
"Swanton BOMB!" Jeff cried out and did a Swanton Bomb onto the trees below.
"Awesome!" Gash said picking Jeff out of the trees and putting him next to his brother and Anointed Amy.
"Now if only I could do that on PPV," Jeff said.
"Forget it Jeffrey, Gash has better things to do with his time than to make Vince McMahon even richer, let's go get my husband back," Amy said and Gash headed towards New York City where a scheming Chris Jericho was spiralling out of control.
The Jerichos, Manhattan, New York City, NY at 10:30am:
LC looked at boxes in the attic where she had slept last night, Stephanie and Carla tried to come and see her but Jericho kept them away from her. The sound of Stephanie screaming and Carla crying kept her up the whole night.What was he doing? LC thought, her psycho father was just getting in deeper and deeper. This is all gonna end badly LC thought and she opened a trunk that was full of songs Jericho had obviously written as they all said Fozzy at the top. One song in particular caught her eye, it was called 'Warrior Bride' and it was pretty good, shame it was written by a psychotic murderer LC thought and she scrunched it up and threw it over her shoulder. The sound of the attic door opening got her attention and so did the sparkly purple eye patch glittering in the one ray of sunlight that came through the attic window which was as dark as the heart of the man now smiling at LC.
"I know things haven't exactly been going very well since you came to stay with me LC," Jericho said coming over to his resolute daughter who was as loyal to Hunter as Shawn and her mother Joanie was, "but I still think this to all work out so what I'm gonna do is take you on tour with me,"
"What?" LC said in disbelief.
"Carla's going back to school so I thought before I enrol you in Manhattan Elementary we spend some-time getting to know each other on the road, whadya say?" Jericho said enthusiastically.
"What do I say? Have you totally lost your - actually don't answer that you obviously have," LC said shaking her head, "You think this is my idea of fun? You left me here all night and you want to get to know me better? Is this your idea of a joke because I ain't laughing!"
"No its not my idea of a joke, I wanted this to be special I wanted us to get close like a father and daughter should be but oh no Trish Stratus and that meddling boyfriend of yours just had to come and rain on my parade! Well I've had it with them, I've had it with DX and I've had it will all of these distractions. I'm going to L.A and you're coming with me," Jericho said adamantly and LC got scared.
"I don't want to go to L.A, I want to go home," she said backing away from Jericho as he came closer to her.
"LC, you are home," Jericho replied and LC ran for the window but Jericho pulled her back and carried her out of the attic towards the door and Stephanie watched as he carried the kicking and screaming daughter of her ex-husband to his car.
"Cameron!" Stephanie cried out of her window hoping the Amazing one would hear her, of course he was already expecting this and was standing in front of Trish and Randy's new house facing Jericho head on.
"Put her down," Cameron said and Jericho backed away as he came closer holding LC to himself like a shield.
"Don't come another step closer Cameron, she's my daughter and I have a right to spend time with her I don't care what your family has to say about it!" Jericho yelled.
"My family is gonna kick your ass," Cameron said vehemently and LC smiled, it was exactly what she needed to hear.
"And how are they going to do that from down in the fifth deepest cave in the world?" Jericho said backing away from Cameron who kept coming closer and closer to him as he tried to get into his car. Stephanie came out and Trish and Randy ran over to her so she didn't do anything stupid.
"If he hurts LC I don't know what I'll do," Stephanie said with tears in her eyes and Trish comforted her.
"Don't worry, help is on the way," Trish assured her and the ground started to shake.
"What's that?" she asked and Cameron smiled while Cheyenne jumped down from the roof, she had been keeping a look out for Amy and Amy was on her way.
"They're here!" Cheyenne cried jumping onto her brother and she pointed to the horizon where a huge shadow was suddenly being cast all across Manhattan by a 5k ft green monster.
Jericho froze, it wasn't the monster that had frightened him it was the pregnant red-head sitting on his right shoulder. He quickly dialled CM Punk's cell phone as the monster came closer.
"You're going down dad!" LC said mockingly as Gash, Amy and the Hardyz came closer and they had picked up Edge and Angelina Love on the way.
Cheyenne jumped up and down excitedly as Gash came closer, Trish and Randy assured Stephanie that there was nothing to be afraid of but that wasn't easy when thousands of New Yorkers were running screaming down the streets of Manhattan.
"Punk get here now Anointed Amy's on the loose and she's brought something with her!" Jericho screamed down the phone at CM Punk who quickly got Batista and they headed for Manhattan.
"Mom!" Cameron and Cheyenne said joyfully.
"Hey kids!" Amy said from 5k ft in the air, Cheyenne heard her but Cameron didn't.
"Anointed Amy said hi," Gash said and the whole of New York shook at the sound of his voice.
"Oh my gosh it speaks!" Stephanie said amazed by what she was seeing.
Jericho held LC even tighter, "I'm not letting her go, she belongs to me!" he screamed and Punk and Batista emerged from the distance and swooped down picking up Jericho who held onto to LC and put her on Batista's scaly back.
"Cameron!" she cried.
"I'm coming LC!" Cameron replied as Gash swooped him up with Cheyenne and followed Punk and Batista who was flying as high and fast as he could knowing there was a 5k ft monster on his tail.
"What is that thing?" CM Punk said looking back at the big green monster, "It looks really familiar,"
"I don't care what it is just get away from it!" Jericho said and Batista flew far and high up into the sky, so high in fact LC thought she was going to be sick.
"Oh no," Cameron said when he saw how far up Batista had gone, "Hurry get closer!" he said to Gash who reached up for Batista but the Animal was as skilled as a fiery dragon as he was as a wrestler and he quickly flew away from Gash. Cameron didn't want to run the risk of losing LC so he ran down Gash's arm, "Throw me!" he said.
"Should I throw him?" Gash asked Amy.
"No," Amy said, "Stop,"
Gash stopped and Cameron watched as LC disappeared into the sky and looked back at Amy for an explanation.
"She's gone, why did you tell your monster to stop?" Cameron demanded.
"You're the Amazing one you already know the answer to that question," Amy replied and Cameron lowered his head and nodded.
"Because if Jericho hurts me, he dies," Cameron replied and Amy nodded.
"That's right, I'm sorry my son but we have to do this right. Let's go rescue DX, we'll take care of Jericho afterwards," Amy said gently as Gash brought Cameron back over to her. She wiped the tears from his eyes and held him close to her heart.
"But what about LC?" Cheyenne asked worried about her future sister-in-law.
"She'll be fine," Cameron said.
"Really?" Cheyenne asked and Cameron smiled through his tears and stroked his sister's hair.
"Really," he assured her.
"Let's go Gash - to the Sonoran Desert," Amy said and Gash headed west to the US-Mexico Border while Jericho headed west to Los Angeles with a big smile on his face and a crying warrior princess in his arms.