Naraku's mind games
Petty embarrassing game pt.1
Kagome opened her eyes to be in sesshomaru's body. Around her Inuyasha was practically sitting on Miroku, but hey were intently discussing tomorrow's journey.
She blinked at hem sleepily, still unable to comprehend the situation.
When she did she jumped three feet in the air, back wards, and landed on Inuyasha.
"Hey! What do you think you are doing?" Inuyasha demanded irritably.
"Um...sorry Inuyasha...I guess I just freaked out a little...I'm sesshomaru aren't I?" she asked hopelessly.
Inuyasha nodded dumbstruck.
Miroku looked on in the background of the unfolding scene, thoughtfully.
"What? So you're saying that you are now kagome?" Miroku asked in a grave tone.
Kagome replied sarcatically, rolling her eyes "no, im sango!"
She watched miroku's wailing with amusement. He spluttered "no...No! Sango...my dear sango! You have lost your beautiful body to come in this ...this...this ...hidious!" he cried tears welling out of his eyes.
Just that moment sikb (sesshomaru in kagome's body) stepped in the hut and growled as he heard miroku's last comment.
"Who are you calling hidious?" he asked in such a dangerous voice that none believed kagome possessed.
Kisb (kagome in sesshomaru's body) covered up for Miroku. "No, actually, he was wailing on the loss of Sango's body...you know...perverted monk...perverted thoughts!" she rolled her eyes.
"Say... Me and sango were coming back...where is Sango?" Kisb gave sikb a quizzical glance.
Sikb moved more into the doorway; there he was carrying sango, on piggyback.
Miroku recovered immediately from where he was moaning in a corner and leaped at sikb, snatching sango from his back.
"What did you do to her?" miroku hollered, his eyes clouded with worry.
Sikb replied coolly." "I did nothing. She simply fainted when I mentioned that the miko and I had changed bodies again."
By this time sango had awoken and grumbled "fainted, my foot! I was braiding kagome's hair for a moment and the next thing I know, him (she pointed at sesshomaru) in her (she pointed at kagome) body lashed at me and I was flying through the air because I didn't expect it and slammed straight into a tree! He's the one that over-reacted, not me!" she finished, indignant.
Now all eyes were on sikb. He merely shook them off with a poised answer.
"I may have glazed over a few unimportant details."
Silence began its realm.
After a while, sikb broke the silence by laughing with Inuyasha.
While everyone else stared at the unusual sight of sesshomaru laughing, sikb stood up.
"Stop laughing wench!" he growled.
Kisb stuck her tongue out and replied naughtily "what? Am I ruining you're image here?"
Sikb replied frostily. "Yes. Now stop laughing, whispering, sticking your tongue out and acting immature. You are in my body, now have some respect!"
Kisb rolled her eyes at sikb and went over to Inuyasha. She kneeled on the ground, with her hands on his arm, her eyes showing signs of delight, whispering and giggling.
Now normally, if that were kagome, it would not have been out of place. But on sesshomaru's body, it looked very odd.
Rather hillarious. So funny that they could barely conceal their laughter. Sikb was REALLY getting annoyed now.
Whatever Kisb was whispering too Inuyasha, it must have been quite entertaining, because a second later Inuyasha's eyes widened and they both were rolling on ground with laughter.
This sikb could not handle.
He growled." Wench! Get up! You are ruining my armor! Act dignified. I do not look forward to having my reputation ruined by the likes of you!"
Kisb just laughed harder, but was finally able to calm herself, all for that twinkle in the eye. she skipped (yes, skipped) across the hut, making sikb growl louder, grabbed her yellow backpack and motioned for Inuyasha to come outside with her.
He went grinning like an idiot.
Inuyasha met kagome outside the hut. Upon acknowledging the evil look in her eye, he grinned harder.
After the huts inhabitants were allowed times for their curiosity to arise as to what the two were doing outside, they made an enterence, both giggling worse than Rin.
If it were possible for the jaws of sikb, miroku, sango, kaede, shippo, and jaken they would have hit the ground and traveled to the other end of the earth right about now. But since it wasnt, they hung open and barely audible squeaks could be heard.
Sesshomaru's body had been vandalized, with purple nail polish, eyeliner, blush (of Sango's) on the top of the list of the most embarrassing.
But the one that snowcapped it all was the fact that Kisb had tied pink and purple ribbons around sesshomaru's tail and had it wrapped it around her neck as a boa, petting it continually.
Whilst sikb struggled to recover himself, kisb and Inuyasha leaped in front of where he sat and pointing their fingers in his face with a gloating leer, they both yelled "THIS IS PAYBACK!" and burst into laughter like a pair of crazed brothers.
Now naturally that got everyone out of their shock and busy laughing. That is except for jaken, who fell at (who he thought) was his masters feet and begged "oh master sesshomaru! Master, are you alright? Forgive me, but your new cross-dresser appearance will certainly not be approved by the other rulers of Japan. Master!" with another look at his deranged lord's face, he left the hut , to cry out his woes in isolation.
Meanwhile, sikb had recovered from e shock and while everyone laughed themselves to their death, he was advancing murderously at his former body. He gripped Kisb by the neck and held her there, high above his head.
The hut became deathly silent as Inuyasha began to help and was subdued. through all this, Kisb just giggled. sikb looked at her as if she were crazy. I sure do hope that some of her stupid ness doesn't rub off on my body. There was not an ounce of fright in her eyes.
"you know you cant hurt me, priestess?" she challenged.
Sikb's mouth dropped but realized what she meant and dropped her. After hearing a successful thud on Inuyasha's back, sikb thought.
That's right! if I hurt her, I'll be the one in pain when I get switched back! Damn!
A growl escaped his lips, but he calmed himself, smiled and leaned over to where Kisb was picking herself up.
"a petty embarrassing game you want, a petty embarrassing game you shall get, kagome!"
With that he went and sat dangerously close to Inuyasha who was stretching his back from the subduing. A very dangerous smile creped on his face as he screamed on the top of his lungs "sit! sit! sit! sit! sit! sit! sit! sit! sit! sit! sit! siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!...heheh!"
Inuyasha swore and crashed to the ground. Sikb smirked and jumped and landed directly on his spine. when he got off and started rolling on the floor, laughing himself into hysterics, the other occupants of the hut were also tempted to do so, for Inuyasha had two beautifully made pigtails trailing down his chest.
As Sango (out of pure fun) and sikb wolf–whistled, Inuyasha grumbled "they are made so neatly, you'd think he practiced on himself...grumble...swear...grumble!"
As Inuyasha took them off, sikb glanced at his real body and smirking, asked "Give up?" just as kouga entered the hut from his evening walk.
"never!" Kisb spat.
Acknowledging this with a twinkle of his eye, sikb dished out the next round of torture.
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Hhaha!that was fun!
Same in the next chapter!
R&R plz!