Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, any part of that or sponge bob square pants or his goopy gooper song.(that does sound funny in a disclaimer doesn't it?)
Sikb bounced over where kouga had just entered the hut from his evening walk and asked in a sugar coated voice "Kouga, Darling! How was your walk?"
Kouga was confused, but happy.
Just a day ago, kagome had pushed him away, and now...oh well. He grinned. At least she was ready to become his woman now!
He smiled and stuck out his tongue and Inuyasha , who was across the hut, steaming, and slid his arm around sikb.
After moments of trembling emotions, Inuyasha got up and punched kouga square in the face. Kisb got up and kicked sikb in the shin rather why. She knew that she'd be the one who'd have the bruise, but she didn't care. At the same, sikb decided that he had enough of kouga so he pushed him away.
Ignoring Inuyasha, kouga turned to (who he thought was kagome).
He looked heartbroken. His eyes were wide he flattened down his ears and whimpered.
"What? Did I do something wrong kagome? im sorry, I never meant to hurt you! Please forgive me!" and with a glance at his pitiful face, he was left bewildered as everyone including (who he thought was) Kagome, burst into laughter.
Kouga was left to stare wide-eyed at everyone while Kisb went over to Inuyasha and whispered something to Inuyasha which caused him to widen his eyes and gain a mischievous glint.
Sesshomaru looked on in interest. He would not let that wench embarrass him without making her wish she were dead too.
He interrupted from his thoughts from the sound and sight of Inuyasha and Kisb with wide toothed grins, with their arms slung over each others shoulders, singing quite loud.
"I'm a goofy goober
Your a goofy goober
Were all goofy goobers
goofy goofy goofy goober
Put your toys away.
Well all I gotta say when you tell me not to play i say no way!
NO!
Way no ,no frikin' way
I'm a kid you say when you say i'm a kid
I say say it again and then i say thanks!
Thank you very much.
So if your thinkin that you'd like to be like me. Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a goofy goober.
your a goofy goober
Were all goofy goob—"
The sound of singing was drowned out by the peals of laughter at the outrageously stupid sounding song they were singing.
Sikb narrowed his eyes as Sango commented "Who would have known that sesshomaru and Inuyasha really loved each other?", cracking up again. "aawww...thats so sweet!"
Kisb waited until the laughter subsided, then replied sweetly "Oh yes! Inuyasha is my bestest friend!"
Shippo was rolling on the floor.
"actually, for frankness, sango, call me Sesshy!" sesshomaru's face broke up into a sunny smile.
No one bothered to be deathly silent while sikb got up; furious.
Ha! That was great but stupid! Stupid but great!
As Sikb walked across the hut, his anger was clouding his head too much to notice that fact that kagome was trying to; correction; had tripped him, until he fell flat on his face. Kisb and Inuyasha held him down as Kisb stroked his hair and said "I see that that formula I gave you is really paying off, your hair really is much better then bef-"and was attacked by kouga.
Kouga leapt on Kisb and threw her to the ground, his teeth bared." Kagome is my woman! You can't have her Sesshomaru! She is mine!" he repeated, grinding his teeth.
Kisb was just about to push him off, when a very amused monk came between them. "Now gentlemen! Or should I say kouga and kagome who has switched bodies with Sesshomaru...calm down!"
Slowly realization dawned on kouga. He looked astonished at first but then just leaned back his head and laughed until he was turning blue from lack of oxygen, exposing his teeth.
Sikb quieted down for now but was determined to get revenge.
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He got his chance when everyone was all set to eat and gathered around the fire outside. He made a puzzled face "hmmmm...where am I to eat now?" He asked innocently. Sango replied "just park your rear end anywhere and start eating! Sheesh! Do you have to be told that too?"
It was clear that something had Sango very annoyed.
Sikb gave a 'hmph' and sat down with kouga, across Inuyasha.
Throughout dinner, Sikb, after eating a morsel of food himself, fed one to kouga, and stuck out his tongue at inuyasha.
Kouga played along happily, he too, wanting to make Inuyasha jealous...of what he didn't know...but he seriously wanted to. Just to make sure he achieved his goal, he was sending a continues stream of smug glances at Inuyasha. Inuyasha wasn't even eating for looking at them.
After about the third time, Inuyasha couldn't handle it anymore and crept over to Kisb (for revenge) and put his head in his lap, clutching his arm and stomach.
He flopped down and began whispering (quite loud) "Oh big brother! have returned from defeating Naraku but I am weak and injured and shall not be able to defend and care for myself for some time. What do I do big brother? Who do I rely on?" he choked out, artificial tears welling up in his eyes.
Kagome looked down at the trying-to-be- pitiful hanyou in her lap and almost laughed at his attempt to make a sick scene, bit her lip and replied, stroking Inuyasha's ears, "Of course dear brother! Anything for you, for we are sibling and shall remain as such till they day we are separated by death!" she declared devotedly.
"oh big brother!" he gasped out, more from the effort not to laugh, then to act as if crying.
"oh little brother!" Kisb cried out, biting her lip to prevent herself from rolling on the ground, and she began feeding him, his starry eyes staring pointedly at her chin, trying not to laugh, as the rest of the group (except sikb) was doing so.
They could barely conceal their laughter and so after every few minutes of Inuyasha's feeding, one of them would snigger, and then turn red at the attempt of hiding their amusement.
Sango, shippo, Miroku, Rin, Kaede and Kilala (Jaken had been sent back to Sesshomaru's castle) watched on in amused interest.
Shippo remarked "wow! Dinner and a show!" To this comment, no one could really control their emotions.
And a show it was indeed; even to Naraku, who was watching through the eyes of Ugly Bunny and enjoying every second of it.
That's right thought Naraku, They both embarrass each other. Instant boredom killer!
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The show progressed.
When Inuyasha brought up childhood memories of Sesshomaru's blunders (like the time he fell in the fish pond and couldn't out...heheh...Inuyasha had to save him) ,
Sikb slid his hand around Kouga.
Inuyasha and Kisb started singing again.
Kouga grinned and slid his arm around sikb.
Inuyasha and Kisb gave death glares at their current rivals.
Kouga started to feed kagome (or her body anyways).
This was more then Inuyasha could take.
He sprang up snarling.
Kouga also jumped up, growling.
They circled the fire.
Inuyasha leapt for kouga.
Sikb sat Inuyasha. Twenty times.
But too late.
Now kouga was sandwiched between Inuyasha, and the floor.Sikb calmly went and sat on top of the mountain of flesh, calling out an apology to Kouga. "Sorry kouga!But for my mate to stay put, I have to squish you too!"
Inuyasha squirmed.
Another 'sit' command issued its way out of sikb's mouth.
Upon hearing the remark that sikb said relating to her, Kagome in Sesshomaru's body, sprung up and gritted her teeth.
" I.AM.NOT.HIS!" she yelled.
"Well Duh!" Sikb rolled his eyes. "You're his brother!" he said in a tone that clearly indicated that he thought she was dim-witted.
Not being able to think up a retort to that, and being at a loss of words, Kisb sat down.
The rest of dinner passed in (to some extent) peace.
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Hehe! Another chapter completed.
This one was fun...I have no idea what is gonna happen next time.
R&R plz!