A/N: It is early in the morning and I have a bad case of heartburn. LETS MAKE MORE GAY SHIET.
Cner: Hey thanks friend! I'm glad my works are of respectable quality!
Guest: That's how I like my slow burn buds. I like it kept at this level perhaps lower for all time. We are at terminal frog boil level burn.
But HOOOOLY SHIT thats a lot of ideas. THANK. This will keep me busy for quite a few chapters! Thank you friend!
A Potato: Haha! Well that's what our future dreams are about. As much smooching as legally possible. Thanks friend! I tried to think about Akko's parents working backwards from her. What kind of people would raise this kind of girl I asked myself. I'm glad it feels right!
NotThatBarnable: Now there's an idea.. Perhaps if they knew she was using their baby girl for human experimentation that may soil their image of her. I think Sucy may or may not freak out internally, filling her brain with more lovely black anxiety water. My Sucy's character can easily fall into the category of 'Cool chick who's chill but not really inside she's falling apart constantly.' Thank you friend!
Magicantix: Hey I'm glad you enjoyed friend! Thank you for your kind words!
Well what Sucy means in her thinking is that usually when someone doesn't live with their parents (like Akko currently) taking their s/o to meet their parents is one of the last tiers as they feel confident and secure in their relationship at that point. Sucy hasn't even kissed the girl on the lips yet and is already getting taken home to meet the parents.
In a situation like highschool relationship where you go home to your parents every day and most likely invite your s/o over to the house, meeting the parents is the opposite, one of the lower tiers.
Why am I talking in tier terms, now I'm just thinking about adventure time.
I hope you enjoy friends!
Mr Kagari knocked on the door ten minutes later, opening the door slowly and letting in the overwhelming smell of finished food. Akko's nose twitched, her eyes snapping open and wiggling desperately before remembering just who's arms restrained her.
"Food's ready girls!" Her father called, smirking at how a drowsy Sucy kept a tight grip on the brunette; pulled the girl into her lap and forced her to remain calm instead of bolting from the room like a rabid animal.
"Thank you for letting us know, Mr Kagari." Sucy murmured in appreciation, turning down to squeeze her dearest's just a bit tighter. "We'll be there in just a second."
He nodded and left the room, leaving the door open for them to follow.
"Sucyyyy!" The brunette whined. "Let me goo! I'm hungryyy!" An infinite pool of regret was beginning to form within the young witch, her skipped morning meal returning to bite her. Her empty stomach cried out in betrayed wails, she needed food.
Her wiggling was suddenly halted by a purposeful and breath against her peachy and well loved skin. "Why so eager to get away from me?" Sucy hummed, rubbing the tip of her nose against the side of Akko's neck.
"No I- Ah.. hungry..." Atsuko knew well she was being toyed with, but hardly had the energy or will to fight back, involuntarily shivering at the closeness of those razor sharp fangs.
The venomous viper chuckled, moving her mouth just that bit closer to Akko's ear. "Mmm." She hummed wordlessly. "What a coincidence... I'm hungry too."
Properly shaking now- from a mix of fear, excitement, and hunger -the brunette craned her neck to the side, giving Sucy the go ahead. She whimpered, merely clay in those ghostly pale hands.
"Let's get to the kitchen!" Sucy suddenly cried, shoving a stunned Akko onto the floor. The alchemist doubled over in laughter, cackling loudly at the girl's confused face.
As Sucy laughed, Akko's entire face burned hotter and hotter, flooding with blood and turning a beet red. Her mouth hung open slightly, eyes focused somewhere far off. It took four whole seconds for her brain to reboot, only then seeing the hand outstretched to her.
Sucy smiled, chuckles trailing out with a breath and holding out another arm for the brunette to grab onto. "Let's not keep your parents waiting any longer."
Dumbly taking her love's hands, Akko was pulled up to standing, stumbling a bit as her centre of gravity stabilized. The girl's face remained in a tight grimace, weary of Sucy's next move.
"Chin up." The alchemist admonished, placing a hand on Akko's cheek and grinning impishly. "We can satiate that hunger later."
A kiss on her nose reactivated the brunette's senses, the smell of freshly cooked and cooling food bringing her frenzied appetite back full force.
Almost immediately, Atsuko bolted for the door, pulling the other laughing witch along behind her.
A delicious dinner awaited them: fresh rice, a steaming hot teriyaki stir-fry, as well as a plate of deep fried shrimp drizzled with tentsuyu.
With a clap together of the hands and a single word prayer of thanks, the family dug in, each of the members sighing in bliss at the taste.
"Atsuko tells us you're an alchemist!" Mr Kagari began, filling the silent chewing with small talk. "Like a pharmacist she said. One that makes their own stuff?" It took Sucy a second before she remembered: Akko came from an entirely mortal upbringing; most normal people had little idea what went on beyond the leylines.
She politely finished chewing before speaking- the exact opposite of her ravenous love, who frantically shoved as much food into her mouth as possible like a rabid animal.
"I guess it's like that." The witch mused. "A lot of professionally practicing alchemists call their shops pharmacies anyways." Dangerous venom and frog transformation potions would only get a working witch so far; most eventually found themselves selling curatives for common illnesses or health products for athletes.
"My..." Sucy trailed off and paused, thinking through her word choice. "...foster mother you might call her, owned a small store that most people treated as a pharmacy- no proper medical places around."
"I'll probably do something similar after graduation." Her future was usually never something Sucy took the time to think about, always assuming her life would play out identically to Ramzan's. Though without a love of children like she had, the alchemist would find herself alone in old age.
Or at least she would have, before that morning in May.
Mrs Kagari was enthralled, mindlessly twirling the stir-fried beans on her fork. "What kind of mixtures do you make?" She was so much like her daughter, bright red eyes wide in curiosity, sparkling in the light of the room.
"Poisons and antidotes for said poisons, artificial flavourings, transformation potions; all sorts of stuff." The brews she created were more for shits and giggles than anything else, but occasionally the urge would swell to cook up something practical. Sucy smiled to herself, remembering the knock out elixirs- specially made for Akko's consumption.
"I imagine it's quite difficult to make and test everything by yourself!" Akko's mother said, picking up her bowl and leaning back in her chair.
"It used to be." She answered honestly, before grinning and wrapping her arm around a now-less-rabid brunette in a side hug. "But I've got your daughter helping me out! She's a great assistant."
Said daughter seemed content to rest against Sucy and every so often maneuver the fork away from the alchemist's mouth and towards her own. Sucy nearly objected, but stopped herself once she looked over towards Akko's plate to find it completely empty; licked clean.
The large Japanese man nodded, a small smirk on his face. "It was a difficult decision to send Akko away to a witch school." Mr Kagari began, forking the last piece of chicken. "But I'm glad in the end. She's found good friends, someone who truly cares about her; she's doing what she's always dreamed of."
"Ooh! Oooh!" Akko suddenly perked up, wiggling out of the alchemist's grip. "That reminds me! I wanted to show you what I've learned in person!"
Bouncing around the chair to stick her hands in Sucy's pockets, Akko pulled out a small vial of orange liquid. "This will turn me back after, yeah?" She verified with the other witch, shaking the viscous goo around.
The alchemist grinned wide, nodding. "Probably!"
That was good enough for Akko, stepping a bit back and pulling out her wand. "Okay! Here we go!" She did an unnecessary spin, moving the wand and her body more for aesthetics than function.
"Metamorphie Facies!"
And with a puff of smoke, the girl transformed into a small white rabbit.
Her parents clapped, beaming bright Kagari smiles as their daughter bounced towards the table and lept up onto her chair. "What do you think?" She asked, smiling brightly with her eyes.
"Amazing." Mr Kagari said. "Not even a year and our daughter can completely change species!" Akko's mother snickered at that, nodding and covering her mouth politely as she chewed.
"I don't have enough magic here to turn myself back, so Sucy's gonna do it!"
Sucy patted her lap, signalling the bunny to hop onto it. Holding a smaller and fluffier Akko like a baby, the alchemist uncorked the vial and gently poured it past the rabbit's buck teeth.
Another poof and Sucy had her dearest sat in her lap, arms wrapped around her waist. Atsuko was a human girl once more, but with notable additions.
"Ack! Sucy!" She cried, reaching up to touch the ears that still sprouted from the top of her head. "You said this would turn me back!"
"I did, and you are." Sucy snickered with a teasing grin. "But you're just so cute as a bunny I didn't want it to go away!"
Akko's mother and father laughed along as the alchemist rubbed her nose against their daughter's whiskers. "We can always fix it later."
Later took approximately four hours.
A/N: LOCAL WITCH GETS ABSOLUTELY BAITED AND FUCKING DIES. God damnit Sucy give the girl the neck nibbles she desperately wants. You've done this too her, face the consequences.
In other news this chapter has made me really crave Japanese food. Fuck. Tempura with tentsuyu, dynamite rolls, poke, katsu.. Shiboi I fuckign die.
Well its not that big of a deal. On the west coast you can't go two blocks without bumping into a Sushi place. Truly blessed lands.
I am now going to write a cheesy lovey dovey thing to stuff in with my girlfriend's Christmas gift. Wish me luck.